Can I ride with you in your BMW?

Yeah, a short contribution to Oasis. (Can you say contribution? Who cares. Damn words. )

Pseudo lyrics. I guess it is Pulp. Sorry, most of you won't find it funny...

The ones I posted?

It's joanna newsom

Oh, even more pseudo. Okay, I'll stop it.

kisetsu wa iro o kaete ikudo megurou tomo
kono kimochi wa karenai hana no youni yurameite
kimi o omou

kanadeau kotoba wa kokochiyoi senritsu
kimi ga soba ni iru dake de ii
hohoenda hitomi o nakusanai tame nara
tatoe hoshi no matataki ga mienai yoru mo

furisosogu komorebi no youni kimi o tsutsumu
sore wa boku no tsuyoku kawaranu chikai
yume nara yume no mama de kamawanai
ai suru kagayaki ni afure ashita e mukau yorokobi wa
shinjitsu dakara

The love to you is alive in me. wo- every day for love.
You are aside of me wo- every day.

nokosareta kanashii kioku sae sotto
kimi wa yawaragete kureru yo
hashagu youni natsuita yawaraka na kaze ni fukarete
nabiku azayaka na kimi ga boku o ubau

kisetsu wa iro o kaete ikudo megurou tomo
kono kimochi wa karenai hana no youni
yume nara yume no mama de kamawanai
ai suru kagayaki ni afure mune o someru
itsu made mo kimi o omoi

Ah, sometimes I just need a laugh. That made my day again.

Something's Gone Wrong Again

Tried to find my sock
No good it's lost
Something's gone wrong again
Need a shave
Cut myself need a new blade
Something's gone wrong again
And again and again and again again and
Something's gone wrong again
Something's gone wrong again

Tried to fry an egg
Broke the yolk no joke
Something's gone wrong again
Look at my watch just to tell the time
But the hand's come off mine
Something's gone wrong again
Something's gone wrong again
And again and again and again again and
Something's gone wrong again
Something's gone wrong again

Nothing ever happens to people like us
'Cept we miss the bus
Something goes wrong again
Need a smoke use my last 50p
But the machine is broke
Something's gone wrong again
Something goes wrong again
And again and again and again again and
Something goes wrong again
Something goes wrong again

[Solo]

Something goes wrong again
And again and again and again again and
Something goes wrong again
Something goes wrong again

Nothing ever happens to people like us
'Cept we miss the bus
Something goes wrong again
Need a smoke use my last 50p
But the machine is broke
Something goes wrong again
Something goes wrong again
And again and again and again again and
Something goes wrong again
Something goes wrong again

Turn up early in time for our date
But then you turn up late
Something goes wrong again
Need a drink go to the pub
But the bugger's shut
Something goes wrong again
Something goes wrong again
And again and again and again again and
Something goes wrong again
Ah something goes wrong again
Something goes wrong again
Something goes wrong again

You are my sweetest downfall
I loved you first, I loved you first
Beneath the sheets of paper lies my truth
I have to go, I have to go
Your hair was long when we first met

Samson went back to bed
Not much hair left on his head
He ate a slice of wonder bread and went right back to bed
And history books forgot about us and the bible didn't mention us
The bible didn't mention us, not even once

You are my sweetest downfall
I loved you first , I loved you first
Beneath the stars came falling on our heads
But there just soft light, there just soft light
Your hair was long when we first met

Samson came to my bed
Told me that my hair was red
He told me i was beautiful and came into my bed
Oh I cut his hair myself one night
A pair of dull scissors and the yellow light
And he told me that I'd done alright
and kissed me till the morning light, the morning light
and he kissed me till the morning light

Samson came back to bed
not much hair left on his head
Ate a slice of wonderbread and went right back to bed
Oh, we couldn't bring the columns down
Yeah we couldn't destroy a single one
And history books forgot about us
And the bible didn't mention us, not even once

You are my sweetest downfall
I loved you first

Now you know what it is, Tanja.

huh?

KATAMARI DAMACY!!!!

NAAAAAAAAAAAA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA........

Oh, I have that line in my signature and she asked me what it meant.

Ah i see.

I think I was totally wrong.
I looked at the cover artwork again, it´s not that evil,
I like it.

That's great. Do you know what made you change your mind?

Yes, I realized that the cover artwork has nothing to do with Stalin or the CCCP.
it´s only these russian puppets and "some kind" of military hat haha

... and I thought it was the name that annoyed you......

The change will do you good
I always knew it would
Sometimes I'm thinking that I love you
But I know it's only lust
Your kiss so sweet
Your sweat so sour
Your kiss so sweet
Your sweat so sour
Sometimes I'm thinking that I love you
But I know it's only lust
The sins of the flesh
Are simply sins of lust
Sweat's running down your back
Sweat's running down your neck
Heated couplings in the sun
(Or is that untrue?)
Colder couplings in the night
(Never saw your body)
Your kiss so sweet
Your sweat so sour
Sometimes I'm thinking that I love you
But I know it's only lust
The change will do you good
I always knew it would
You know the change will do you good
You know the change will do you good
Damaged goods
Send them back
I can't work
I can't achieve
Send me back
Open the till
Give me the change
You said would do me good
Refund the cost
You said you're cheap but you're too much
Your kiss so sweet
Your sweat so sour
Sometimes I'm thinking that I love you
But I know it's only lust
The change will do you good
I always knew it would
You know the change will do you good
You know the change will do you good
I'm kissing you goodbye
(Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye)
I'm kissing you goodbye
(Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye)
I'm kissing you goodbye
(Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye)
I'm kissing you goodbye
(Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye)
I'm kissing you goodbye
(Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye)
I'm kissing you goodbye
(Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye)
(Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye)
(Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye)
(Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye)
Bye...
(Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye)

eh, yes the name.......well, now it just doesn´t seem as she would like to glorify the CCCP with that anymore.


undressed you with my eyes i have
Maybe even raped you
In a dark and eerie corner of my mind
I tucked you there
And touched you in a dream last night
Pushed you aside when you entered
My thoughts at the wrong time
I have sat up upon your lap and
Saddled my thighs around your hips like ropes
I rode you on a chair and in the shower
And all the while i clung heavy to your back
My desire deeply harnessed in your spine
I'm riding recklessly though a thick and humid
Jungle growing anxious with the deep and primal
Yearning that stirs
Deeply pulsing up toward the surface
Like sap rising or honey or tar

what;s that?

that´s CocoRosie: Honey or Tar.

yours is gang of four............

How can you stay with a fat girl who'll say :
"Oh ! Would you like to marry me ?
"And if you like you can buy the ring"
She doesn't care about anything
Would you like to marry me ?
And if you like you can buy the ring
I don't dream about anyone - except myself !

who wrote that??
.
.
.
If your horny, Let's do it
Ride it, My Pony
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it

If your horny, Let's do it
Ride it, My Pony
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it

Sitting here flossing
Peeping your steelo
Just once if I have the chance
The things I will do to you
You and your body
Every single portion
Send chills up and down your spine
Juices flowing down your thigh ................

is that coco rosie again?

by the same person as these

Further into the fog I fall
well, I was just
following you!
when you said:
"Do as I do and scrap your fey ways"
(dial-a-cliche)
"grow up, be a man, and close your mealy-mouth!"
(dial-a-cliche)
But the person underneath
where does he go?
does he slide by the wayside?
or...does he just die?
when you find that you've organized
your feelings, for people
who didn't like you then
and certainly don't like you now
yet still you say:
"Do as I do and scrap your fey ways"
(dial-a-cliche)
"grow up, be a man, and close your mealy-mouth!"
(dial-a-cliche)
"the Safe way is the only way!
there's always time to change, son!"
yes well I've changed
but I'm in pain!
dial-a-chiche



Maybe it helps if I say I love this one
probaly not though

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, NO!
That´s by Ginuwine.

Jeffrey Lewis?

oh yes, i feel the same.

It's the Smiths, they're all by Morrissey.

oh

more

At the record company meeting
On their hands - a dead star
and ooh, the plans that they weave
and ooh, the sikening greed
At the record company meeting
on their hands - a dead star
the sycophantic slags all say:
"I knew him first, and I knew him well"
Re-issue! Re-package! Re-package!
Re-evaluate the songs
double-pack with a photograph
Extra Track (and a tacky badge)
A-list, playlist
"Please them, please them!"
"Please them! Please them!"
(sadly, THIS was your life)
but you could have said no
if you'd wanted to
you could have said no
if you'd wanted to
BPI, MTV, BBC

"Please them! Please them!"
(sadly this was your life)
but you could have said no
if you'd wanted to
you could have walked away
...couldn't you?
I touched you at the soundcheck
you had no real way of knowing
in my heart I bgged "please, take
me with you...
I don't care where you're going"
But to you I was faceless
I was fawning, I was boring
just a child from those ugly new houses
who could never begin to know
who could never really know
Best of? Most of?
Satiate the need
slip them into different sleeves!
Buy both, and be decieved
climber - new entry, re-entry
World tour! ("media whore")
"Please the Press in Belgium!"
(THIS was your life...)
and when it fails to recoup?
Well, maybe:
You just haven't earned it yet, baby
I walked a pace behind you at the soundcheck
you're just the same as I am
what makes most people feel happy
leads us headlong into harm
so, in my bedroom in those 'ugly new houses'
I dance my legs down to the knees
but me and my 'true love'
we will never meet again...
At the record company meeting
on their hands - at last! - a dead star!
but they cannot taint you in my eyes
no, they cannout touch you now
No, they cannot hurt you my darling
they cannot touch you now
but me and my 'true love'
will never meet again

Park the car at the side of the road
You should know
Time's tide will smother you
And I will too
When you laugh about people who feel so
Very lonely
Their only desire is to die
Well, I'm afraid
It doesn't make me smile
I wish I could laugh

But that joke isn't funny anymore
It's too close to home
And it's too near the bone
It's too close to home
And it's too near the bone
More than you'll ever know ...


Kick them when they fall down
Kick them when they fall down
You kick them when they fall down
Kick them when they fall down
You kick them when they fall down
Kick them when they fall down
You kick them when they fall down
Kick them when they fall down


It was dark as I drove the point home
And on cold leather seats
Well, it suddenly struck me
I just might die with a smile on my
Face after all


I've seen this happen in other people's
Lives
And now it's happening in mine


I've seen this happen in other people's
Lives
And now it's happening in mine


I've seen this happen in other people's
Lives
And now it's happening in mine


I've seen this happen in other people's
Lives
And now it's happening in mine
Oh ...


I've seen this happen in other people's
Lives
Oh ...
And now it's happening in mine
Happening in mine
Happening in mine
Happening in mine
Happening in mine


I've seen this happen in other people's
Lives
Oh ...
And now, now, now it's happening in mi

Like I said: You are really fit. But my gosh - don't you just know it?

mhm mhm


See I reckon you're about an 8 or a 9,
Maybe even 9 and a half in four beers time.
That blue top shop top you've got on IS nice,
Bit too much fake tan though - but yeah you score high.

I go' a girlfriend anyway

So what game shall we play today?
How about the one where you don't get your way?
...and even if you do, that's okay.

Whoa! Leave it out
Are you smoking crack or something?

I'm an expert on shakespeare


we can't have this behaviour

...and that's a hell of a lot.
But the world don't need scholars as much as I thought.

Hit that drum, Hit that drum,Hit that drum,Hit that druuuuuuuum

when am i going to see your pretty face again

Not to touch the earth
Not to see the sun
Nothing left to do, but
Run, run, run
Let's run
Let's run

I'm never gonna know you now
But I'm....gonna love....you anyhow

Where and why this journey lies
With faded sighs for every mile
I’m awake
Hunger bleeds in each and everyone of us
We chase our dreams unaware

And I never had the chance to say no
And I never had the chance to say no
Don’t walk away

Where’s the trust the one in us
Entwined, inclined and gladly blind
Fade away
Hunger bleeds in each and everyone of us
And now I’m lost

And I never had the chance to say no
And I never had the chance to say no
Don’t walk away
Say no

Confidence is a preference for the habitual voyeur of what is known as... (parklife!)
And morning soup can be avoided if you take a route straight chrough what is known as... (parklife!)
John’s got brewer’s droop, he gets intimidated by the dirty pigeons - they love a bit of it. (parklife!)
Who’s that gut lord marching? you should cut down on your porklife, mate, get some exercise! (parklife!)

Chorus:
All the people
So many people
And they all go hand in hand
Hand in hand through their parklife

Know what I mean?

I get up when I want, except on wednesdays, when I get rudely wakened by the dustmen. (parklife!)
I put my trousers on, have a cup of tea, and I think about leaving the house. (parklife!)
I feed the pigeons, I sometimes feed the sparrows too.
It gives me a sense of enormous well-being. (parklife!)
And then I’m happy for the rest of the day,
Safe in the knowledge there will always be a bit of my heart devoted to it.

Chorus

Parklife - parklife!
Parklife - parklife!
It’s got nothing to do with your vorsprung durch technic, you now.
Parklife - parklife!
And it’s not about you joggers who go round and round and round...
Parklife - parklife!

Repeat chorus twice

Garbage you have a disturbing Avatar, please change it. thanks

winningcaillin you have a disturbing Avatar, please change it. thanks

Honey, I love you!

people are strange when you're a stranger
faces look ugly when you're alone
women seem wicked when you're unwanted
streets are uneven when you're down
faces come out of the rain
when you're strange
no one remembers your name
when you're strange

It scares the hell out of me
And the end is all I can see
And it scares the hell out of me
And the end is all I can see
yeah-yeah-yeah-yea-ah-yea-ah-woah-oh-oh

Watch how I put it on
Kitty collar tight!
Make it sing its song
Make it fight
Make it fight, fight!
Watch how I put it on
Kitty collar tight!
Make it sing its song
Make it fight
Make it fight, fight!
I hold your history
And I kiss the map
I'm looking back forwards
Your tap drips, I...catch
Watch how I put it on
Kitty collar tight!
Make it sing its song
Make it fight
Make it fight, fight!
Watch how I put it on
Kitty collar tight!
Make it sing its song
Make it fight
Make it fight, fight!
Your skin, my nails
Your mirror, my face
Your skin impaled
For your scars are my grace
Watch how I put it on
Kitty collar tight!
Make it sing its song
Make it fight
Make it fight, fight!
Watch how I put it on
Kitty collar tight!
Make it sing its song
Make it fight
Make it fight, fight!
Watch how I put it on
Kitty collar tight!
Make it sing its song
Make it fight
Make it fight, fight!
Make it fight
Make it fight, fight!
Make it fight
Make it fight, fight!
Make it fight
Make it fight, fight!
Make it fight
Make it fight, fight!

Kitty collar tight-Queen Adreena

She saw my comb over, her hourglass body
she had problems with drinking milk
and being school tardy
She'll loan you her toothbrush
she'll bartend your party

Kill me, kill me

called and i called, but I can't get through,
said he's on his own, but his own is you

Kill me

Seconds turn into hours
and hours turn into days

I think you mean 'signature'. I blocked it anyway.


I woke up in the morning I was still alive. The mirror says I'm fifty-five years old. If I don't look his way, I'm gonna do okay. I'm gonna last another day without your love ( Ma ma ma ma ma ma) Last another day without your love. Oh now no one lives alone for more than half a year. That's what a friend of mine once said to me. There's more things in the world than holding hands and kissing girls. You've got to last another day without your love (ma ma ma ma ma ma) Last another day without your love (ma ma ma ma ma ma) Last another day without your love.

Oh but I dreamt (or thought) of you last night. And the world split into two - I tried to listen to some records but they were all singing about you. I can't live on never knowing where my soul is going when I die. I can't last another day without your love (ma ma ma ma ma ma) I can't last another day without your love (ma ma ma ma ma ma) I can't last another day without your love.
Oh yeah, well I realise I should think about somebody new instead. That's what I tried to do, but the ones I liked looked just like you - Gotta last another day without your love ( ma ma ma ma ma ma) Last another day without your love (ma ma ma ma ma ma) Last another day without your love.

Oh but I dreamt (or thought) of you last night. And the world split into two. I tried to listen to some records but they were all singing about you. I can't live on never knowing where my soul is going when I die. I can't last another day without your love (ma ma ma ma ma ma) I can't last another day without your love (ma ma ma ma ma ma) I can't last another day without your love.

It's okay, I'm not a kid anymore. I can last another day without your love. If I focus all my thoughts on something stupid, I can last another day without your love. Ooh gonna last another day, last another day, last another day, last another day, last another day, last another day, last another day, Good god!

Oh but I dreamt (or thought) of you last night. And the world split into two I tried to listen to some records but they were all singing about you. I can't live on never knowing where my soul is going when I die I can't last another day without your love (ma ma ma ma ma ma) I can't last another day without your love (ma ma ma ma ma ma) I can't last another day without your love.