The centipede multiplies and divides
Coming at you, from every side
Faster and faster, row by row
He starts at the top to get you from below

that´s insect eye by Devendra Banhart.
What´s that Lea?
What´s that woodpecker?
What´s that Mo´Papparani?

what the first one? You dont know?

it was one of these stupid jokes.to make people NOT laugh, but to find you strange and ...stupid.

i don´t know the punch bag.one!Art Brut??

No. Does this sound funny at all???

The same band:

You should think of a lesson
As a weapon of love
And teach your brother
Teach your sister
Think of a lesson as a weapon in love

There´s nothing you can do
But let time tick
Stay positive and show stiff lip
Nothing you can do
But let time tick away

I need twice as much space
And half as many things
A well written verse that I can sing
Twice as much space
And a new set of strings

These are the ghosts I made myself
These are the ghosts I made

We can bury the memory
If we want to go back
We´re forward wanting
Past the haunting
Bury the memory
We don´t want to go back

everything can sound funny, i guess.for certain people.

that doesn´t help me. i still don´t know it.i bet i´m going to be ashamed in a few minutes.

I doubt it. It's the Bees.

ah, alright.sure."your new favourite band"
"I wanna hold you like the sky holds the sun"
or something like that.

Yes.

"Good morning, lethargy
Drink pepsi - it’s good for energy
The bath’s on, smoke in the bedroom
Sore throat, and on my neck a nasty bruise
And where it came from
Well I don’t know
But we played last night - it was a good show

Got the play-out on a second rate chat show
A nationwide deal, so we gotta go
Jeff from the company says it’ll be alright
Got an ad on kroq
And there’s an in-store tonight
Well I build things up
Then I let them go
Got to get time share on the radio

Look inside america
She’s alright, she’s alright
Sitting out in the distance
But I’m not trying to make her mine
Looking for america
With it’s kookie nights
And suicides
Tv says it’s alright
Cos everybody’s hung up
On something or other

Stepping off in twenty
So the driver says
I should sleep tonight
But I think I’ll watch videos instead
Annie hall leaves new york in the end
Press rewind and woody gets her back again
And the whole world could have passed through me
But I don’t know that it means much to me

Look inside america
She’s alright, she’s alright
Sitting out in the distance
But I’m not trying to make her mine
I’m looking for america
With it’s kookie nights
And suicides
Tv says it’s alright
Cos everybody’s strung out
On something or other

And the whole world could have passed through me
But I don’t know that it means much to me"

Here I go again on my own
Going down the only road I've ever known
Like a drifter I was born to walk alone
Now I've made up my mind
I ain't wasting no more time
Here I go again.

( Here I go Again - Whitesnake )

"I know it's a cliché
When they say we were doomed before we could start
We were making no headway
But cold logic wont bring back the sound of your heart

It's probably too late now, so I won't try to taste it
everything that I love, I manage to waste it

Wish I could help you to hate me
You slice the wound and I'll pour in the salt
Alcohol makes the pain stay
But either way it's everybody's fault
And now when it rains, the trees send no comfort
I'll try to forget that everything's my fault
And I'll never call, it's such a mean distance
What once was before, I guess is now finished

I'm helping you hate me..."

Mountains wouldn't part for me
They have no uncertainty
I'm just another emotion
Just hoping they take notice
And you are an opportunity
Without an opportunity
Another passing emotion
And hope that someone will take notice

And did I hear you sing
That we exist without existing
Or did I hear you sing
That we'll land where we begin

I understand it but I don't show it
So I won't think it, and maybe we'll be there
Mybe we will be there

I thought I heard you say
That I must be disappearing
But I'm sure I heard you sing
We won't begin

I understand it but I don't show it
So I won't think it, and maybe we'll be there
Mybe we will be there

You have no sense in emptiness
Will you try a little harder
You have no sense in emptiness
Will you try, try, try a little harder


I Understand It - IDLEWILD

Come back to Texas,
It's just not the same since you went away.
I'll bet you lose your accent,
and forget all about the love-star state.
There's a seat for you at the rodeo,
and I've got every slow dance saved...
because all the Mexican food sucks north of here anyway.

( Ohio (Come Back To Texas) - Bowling For Soup )

I'm all at sea
Where no one can bother me
Forgot my roots
If only for a day
Just me by myself
Sitting far away

Like a warm drink, it seeps into my soul
Please just leave me right here on my own
Later on, you could spend some time with me
If you want to, all at sea

Mo, this guy is sooooo popular over here, it's scary.

^ who?

I wanna see Jaimie Cullum perform SOOOOOOO BADLY!!!!

Go and ask Tanja how it was.

Mommy's alright,
Daddy's alright,
they just seem a little weird.
Surrender,
SURRENDER!
But don't give yourself aw-ay-ay-ay!

Aurélies Akzent ist ohne Frage sehr charmant
Auch wenn sie schweigt wird sie als wunderbar erkannt
Sie braucht mit Reizen nicht zu geizen
denn ihr Haar ist Meer und Weizen
Noch mit Glatze fräß ihr jeder aus der Hand
Doch Aurélie kapiert das nie
Jeden Abend fragt sie sich
wann nur verliebt sich wer in mich

Aurélie so klappt das nie
Du erwartest viel zu viel
Die Deutschen flirten sehr subtil

Aurélie die Männer mögen dich hier sehr
Schau auf der Straße schaut dir jeder hinterher
Doch du merkst nichts weil sie nicht pfeifen
und pfeifst du selbst die Flucht ergreifen
Du mußt wissen hier ist weniger oft mehr

Ach Aurélie in Deutschland braucht die Liebe Zeit
Hier ist man nach Tagen erst zum ersten Schritt bereit
Die nächsten Wochen wird gesprochen
sich auf´s Gründlichste berochen
und erst dann trifft man sich irgendwo zu zweit

Aurelie so klappt das nie...

Aurélie so einfach ist das eben nicht
Hier haben andre Worte ein ganz anderes Gewicht
All die Jungs zu deinen Füßen
wollen sie küssen auch die Süssen
aber du du merkst das nicht
wenn er dabei von Fußball spricht

Ach Aurélie du sagst ich solle dir erklären
wie in aller Welt sich die Deutschen dann vermehren
wenn die Blumen und die Bienen in Berlin nichts tun als grienen
und sich nen Teufel um Bestäubungsfragen scheren

Aurélie so klappt das nie...

Will you put my hands away?
Will you be my man?
Serve it up, don't wait
Let's see about this ham

Oh, what happened?
Oh, what happened?

Home spun desperation's knowing
Inside your cover's always blown

You're a bitch, but I love you anyway.

Yeah, I just read those lyrics online today. (I don't haven't bought "Antics" yet.) Man, they're weird. Have you read the article skeptical about Paul's lyrics? It talks about how "TOTBL" would've been a really great album if it hadn't been for his 'unfortunate' lyrical flexing...

Je suis là,
Souris parmis les chats
Seule, à qui la vie
Ne sourit pas

Puisque la fée
Ne s'est pas penchée
Sur mon berceau
Je fais son boulot

Je dis Doolididom
Et je disparais
Je dis Doolididom
On me fiche la paix
Je dos Doolididom
Comme si c'était pour de vrai

Je dos Doolididom
La vie me sourit
Je dis Doolididom
Tous les chats sont gris
Je dis Doolididom
Tous les espoirs sont permis

Et toi, tu m'as tout fait
Mais tant pis, ça ne fait rien
Moi, je noie mon chagrin
Dans les litres de vin

Je dis Doolididom
Et tu disparais
Je dis Doolididom
Tu me fiches la paix
Je dis Doolididom
La vie me parait plus gaie

Et je dis Doolididom
Et tu me souris
Je dis Doolididom
Et on se marie
Je dis Doolididom
Tous les espoirs sont permis

Souris saoulée par les chats
Moi, je me repose
Chez les éléphants roses

Je dis Doolididom
La vie est si rose
Je dis Doolididom
Dolididom

Watched her as she wiped her eyes;
You don't make me sorry. Now I know
That you never listened - Listen.

Thinking about that high school dance
Worrying about the finals
Yes I know
You're feeling lonely
Oh lonely, so lonely.

Never needed anybody, I never needed anybody
I never needed anybody, I never needed nobody
Don't worry about it, honey
I never needed anybody
I never needed anybody, it won't change now.

Am I wrong?
Don't sing along with me.
I said I was fine,
It's just the second time
We lost the war

She'd be in the kitchen
I would start the fire
Those days are gone
But you know I can't give up - Give up.

P.S. if i may ask why
When will they get tired
We've stayed up
All night tryin' - Tryin'.

Never needed anybody, I never needed nobody
I never needed anybody, I never needed anybody
Don't worry about it, honey
I never needed anybody
I never needed anybody, it won't change now.

Am I wrong?
Don't sing along with me.
I said I was fine.
The second time
We lost the war...

what happened
to make us
so afraid that

you couldn't
make a mel brooks movie todaaaaaay? NOooooooooo!!!

I saw blazing saddles yesterday

I DON'T MEAN TO PISS YOU OFF
with things I might say
BUT WHEN I TRY TO SHUT MY MOUTH
they come out anyway
But when I speak my mind, that's when we connect
yeah, but that's not......politically correct.

Without you my life has become a hangover without end.
A movie made for TV: bad dialogue,
bad acting, no interest.
Too long with no story & no sex.
Is it a kind of weakness
to miss someone so much?
To wish the day would go away?
Like you did yesterday.
Just like you did yesterday.

& I can't think of a way to get through this pain:
To be happy again to make it all alright & I know it must be bad 'cos sitting here right now,
all I know is I can't even think,
I can't even think of anything clever to
say, to say
So I say why pretend any longer?
'Cos I need you here with me.
It's obvious that I miss you so much
so please say you're gonna stay.
So please say you're gonna stay.
So please say you're gonna stay.

The night is getting darker
now and there's nothing on TV
but I'll sit tight 'til morning light.
Yeah, I'll wait until the day.
Until the day that you say you're gonna stay.

thumbing through the pages of my fantasies
pushing all the mercy down down down
i wanna see u try to take a swing at me
come on gonna put u on the ground ground ground

what are you trying to make fun of me?
u think its funny?
what the fuck u think ur doing to me?
u take ur turn lashing out at me
i want u crying with ur dirty ass in front of me

oh, all my hate cannot be found
i will not be drowned by ur thoughless scheming
so, u can try to tear me down, beat me to the ground
i will see u screaming.

thumbing through the pages of my fantasies
im above u smiling at you drown drown drown
i wanna kill and rape u the way u raped me
and i'll pull the trigger and ur down down down

what are you trying to make fun of me?
u think its funny?
what the fuck u think ur doing to me?
u take ur turn lashing out at me
i want u crying with ur dirty ass in front of me


oh, all my hate cannot be found
i will not be drowned by ur thoughless scheming
so, u can try to tear me down, beat me to the ground
i will see u screaming.

He was killed by a cellular phone explosion
They scattered his ashes across the ocean
The water was used to make baby lotion
The wheels of promotion were set into motion

But the sun still shines in the summer time
I'll be yours if you'll be mine
I tried to change, but I changed my mind
Think I'll have another glass of Mexican wine

She lived alone in a small apartment
Across the street from the health department
She left her pills in the glove compartment
That was the afternoon her heart went

And the sun still shines in the summer time
I'll be yours if you'll be mine
I tried to change, but I changed my mind
Think I'll have another glass of Mexican wine
Think I'll have another glass of Mexican wine

I used to fly for United Airlines
Then I got fired for reading High Times
My license expired in alomst no time
Now I'm retired and I think that's fine

Because the sun still shines in the summer time
I'll be yours if you'll be mine
I tried to change, but I changed my mind
Think I'll have another glass of Mexican wine
Think I'll have another glass of Mexican wine
Won't you have another glass of Mexican wine?

Nice one, Van!!! "TV Movie"...yummi!!

Life is tough and love is rough
For the man who just can't ever seem to get enough
The days go by and the women come and go
So many that you decide to get rid of your front door
So you don't have to hear them all disappear

You just sit and you wait
Staring at your empty plate
And you can say I'm a lonely sailor
Rockin' gently on my dreams
'Cause I have it all, but I don't want it all
It ain't like I've never ever ever ever tried
I just never been fully satisfied

Just a tie a little shoelace
And to share a sleeping bag
And I look ahead to the day
When I look back at all the fun that I've had
But still, but still, but still..

I see so many little boys I want to marry
I see plenty little kids I've yet to have
Even when the moon goes out
Even when the sea dries out
I still see so many little boys I want to marry
I see plenty little kids I've yet to have now
Even when the sea's all free
And everything's lying on me
Even when the sun ceases to shine
I won't care, I'll still have on my mind
So many little boys I want to marry yeah yeah
I see plenty little kids I've yet to have

And in the shower I get my breathing done
I hold my breath and I wait for the day to come
Oh little Billy, little Timmy, little Jimmy, you're the one
I may not look it, but I swear my heart is young for so many..
Little boys I want to marry
I see plenty little kids I've yet to have you know you know

Nver did understand the line, you can tell that someone is telling the truth by their eyes its just not true.

I'm so glad I've found this
I'm so glad I did
I'm so glad I've found this
I'm so glad I did

People are fragile things, you should know by now
Be careful what you put them through
People are fragile things, you should know by now
You'll speak when you're spoken to

It breaks when you don't force it
It breaks when you don't try
It breaks if you don't force it
It breaks if you don't try, try, try, try

People are fragile things, you should know by now
Be careful what you put them through
People are fragile things, you should know by now
You'll speak when you're spoken to

With one hand you calm me
With one hand I'm still
With one hand you calm me
With one hand I'm still, still, still, still

People are fragile things, you should know by now
Be careful what you put them through
People are fragile things, you should know by now
You'll speak when you're spoken to
People are fragile things, you should know by now
Be careful what you put them through
People are fragile things, you should know by now
You'll speak when you're spoken to

Ahhhh

You'll speak when you're spoken to
You'll speak when you're spoken to
He'll speak when he's spoken to
She'll speak when she's spoken to

tis true

-Mommy?
-Yes Son?
-Where does dirt come from?
-Dirt comes from: The Worms.
-Wow! Awesome!

There is a chipmunk
At the center of the earth
And in his big oven
He bakes his own desserts
He warms the ocean
And from that, life springs forth
Little organisms building trash around the clock

Compost heaps
Or melting pots
For Farmer John's
Smoked Sausage stocks

Worms make the dirt
And the dirt makes the earth
And all of the roots have a place to sleep now
All the chanuks have squash to eat now
Worms make the dirt
And the dirt makes the earth
And people hold hands and feel terrific
Food comes from dirt
It's scientific

Yeah! Wow!
There's so much to learn!

The Sun came from a cave
And it made the clouds go by
(Hi!)
The clouds had a conference
And rain fell from the sky
(Wow!)
Worms got thirsty
From eating too much dirt
(Yeah!)
They came up through the ground
And got eaten by the birds
(Huh?)
Some worms escaped
With their lives
(Oh boy!)
They excreted soil
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Worms make the dirt
And the dirt makes the earth
And all of the roots have a place to sleep now
All the chanuks have squash to eat now
Worms make the dirt
And the dirt makes the earth
And people hold hands and feel terrific
Food comes from dirt
It's scientific

THE MIRACLE OF LIFE IS AWESOME!
AWESOME!

Worms make dirt



by: the aquabats!

Hello, Hello. My names Terry and I'm a law abider
There's nothing I like more than getting fired up on beer
And when the weekends here I to exercise my right to get paralytic and fight
Good bloke fairly
But I get well leery when geezers look at me funny
Bounce 'em round like bunnies
I'm likely to cause mischief
Good clean grief you must believe and I ain't no thief.
Law abiding and all, all legal.
And who cares about my liver when it feels good
Wwhat you need is some real manhood.
Rasher Rasher Barney and Kasha putting peoples backs up.
Public disorder, I'll give you public disorder.
I down eight pints and run all over the place
Spit in the face of an officer
See if that bothers you cause I never broke a law in my life
Someday I'm gonna settle down with a wife
Come on lads lets have another fight

Eh hello. My names Tim and I'm a criminal,
In the eyes of society I need to be in jail
For the choice of herbs I inhale.
This ain't no wholesale operation
Just a few eighths and some Playstations my's vocation
I pose a threat to the nation
And down the station the police hold no patients
Let's talk space and time
I like to get deep sometimes and think about Einstein
And Carl Young And old Kung Fu movies I like to see
Pass the hydrator please
Yeah I'm floating on thin air.
Going to Amsterdam in the New Year - top gear there
Cause I taker pride in my hobby
Home made bongs using my engineering degree
Dear Leaders, please legalise weed for these reasons.

Like I was saying to him.
I told him: "Top with me and you won't leave."
So I smacked him in the head and downed another Carling
Bada Bada Bing for the lad's night.
Mad fight, his face's a sad sight.
Vodka and Snake Bite.
Going on like a right geez, he's a twat,
Shouldn't have looked at me like that.
Anyway I'm an upstanding citizen
If a war came along I'd be on the front line with em.
Can't stand crime either them hooligans on heroin.
Drugs and criminals those thugs on the penny coloured will be the downfall of society
I've got all the anger pent up inside of me.

You know I don't see why I should be the criminal
How can something with no recorded fatalities be illegal
And how many deaths are there per year from alcohol
I just completed Gran Tourismo on the hardest setting
We pose no threat on my settee
Ooh the pizza's here will someone let him in please
"We didn't order chicken, Not a problem we'll pick it out
I doubt they meant to mess us about
After all we're all adults not louts."
As I was saying, we're friendly peaceful people
We're not the ones out there causing trouble.
We just sit in this hazy bubble with our quarters
Discussing how beautiful Gail Porter is.
MTV, BBC 2, Channel 4 is on until six in the morning.
Then at six in the morning the sun dawns and it's my bedtime.

Causing trouble, your stinking rabble
Boys saying I'm the lad who's spoiling it
You're on drugs it really bugs me when people try and tell me I'm a thug
Just for getting drunk
I like getting drunk
Cause I'm an upstanding citizen
If a war came along I'd be on the front line with em.

Now Terry you're repeating yourself
But that's okay drunk people can't help that.
A chemical reaction inside your brain causes you to forget what you're saying.

What. I know exactly what I'm saying
I'm perfectly sane
You stinking student lameo
Go get a job and stop robbing us of our taxes.

Err, well actually according to research
Government funding for further education pales in insignificance
When compared to how much they spend on repairing
Leery drunk people at the weekend
In casualty wards all over the land.

Why you cheeky little swine come here
I'm gonna batter you. Come here.

Mike?

I saw a hippy girl on 8th avenue
She barely looked at me for a second or two
and I suddenly realized I no longer looked much like a hippy
mmmmm

She had a long thin dress and rainbow clothes
not long ago I wore one of those
but now-a-days I guess I don't very much
like anything
mmmmm

I had a great pair of bellbottoms
I had two
my friend borrowed one
and the other I outgrew
and now to the eye
I'm turning into another
non-descript guy

But I still travel light
and my hair is still long
and I still hate deoderant
and I still sing songs
but over the years I've noticed
I'm not dressing as colorfully and psychedelic as I used to

Cause I wore my tye-dyes
until they rotted to shreds
and I can no longer follow
The Greatful Dead
and it's gotten to the point where I don't even identify with most Phish fans anymore

And someday soon I know I'll cut my hair
and a week after that I know I won't even care
Is that what it all comes to
all along
everything that you feel
will one day feel wrong

I was talking to my friend Eric
just to see what he thunk
and he said
"Jeff, it's weird
but I no longer look like a punk"
I guess we don't need our clothes
for an identity crutch
and we looked at each other
and we didn't look like much
and we looked out at the world
like a movie theatre
at all the hippies and the punks
and the skinheads and the skaters
and someday or other
maybe sooner or later
they'll come to the realization
that what's important is what you can carry on
in human conversation
and it's not what you wear on the outside
it's what you think and feel on the inside.

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeffrey?


Geezers need excitement
If their lives don't provide them this they incite violence
Common sense simple common sense
Geezerz need excitement
if their lives don't provide them this they incite violence
Common sense simple common sense

.
.
.

at last my love has come along,

I was already dressed when she opened her mouth

i slipped away
i slipped on a little white lie
we got heads on sticks
you got ventriloquists
we got head on sticks
you got ventriloquists
standing in the shadows at the end of my bed
rats and children follow me out of town
rats and children follow me out of town
come on kids

kid a - radiohead

that was not so random, after all

You said you couldn't stay
You've seen it all before
I know

They sold you on their way
Oh, honey, that's OK

No harm, he's armed
Setting off all your alarms
When I find out
I hope it's you who set this trap

And storefronts rarely changed
At least I'm on my own again
Instead of anywhere with you

But, to me, it's all the same

And I lost my page. Again
I know this is so rare
But, I'll try my luck with you
This life is on my side
Well, I am your one?
"Believe me, this is a chance," oh oh

Let's see what's for sale
He's trying hard to give his job a chance
Oh, it's never gonna be
It's sad, but I agree
The signals don't seem right
They last for just one night, and then
I'm sorry that I said:
"That we were just good friends"

No harm, he's armed
Setting off all your alarms
They're trapped
I can't be there in time
I'll think about that

And I lost my page again
I know this is so rare
But, I'll try my luck with you
This life is on my side
Well, I am your one?
"Believe me, this is a chance," oh oh

Have another drink and drive yourself home.
I hope there's ice on all the roads.
And you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt,
and again when your head goes through the windshield.

Prop open the door I can actually see my breath tonight
But that doesn't mean I'm breathing
Crack a smile just for the sake of it
This could take a while
A long while

Silence is golden especially in this case

I'm not too sure that I want it to be this way
Open mouth closed eyes
No words are escaping

It's all a blur
It's too dark to see
Ain't it pretty the way it all streaks together at night

I think its time to turn around
I really want to go home tonight

I feel like this is going nowhere
Try to think of something quick
And trust the direction of the driver

No lights No signs I'm at a loss for words

Now conversation sparks
What an easy way to break the ice

I said let's all meet up in the year 2000.
Won't it be strange when we're all fully grown.

You are my sweetest downfall


Samson came to my bed
told me that my hair is red

i am the greatest i am the greatest i am the greatest i am the greatest

i am th best i am the best i am the best i am the bes i am the best


oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea oh yea


sibby shibby shibby shibby shibby shibby shibby shibby shibby shibby shibby


shamone shamone shamone shamone shamone shamone shamone shamone

heehee!!!!

check my bad self!!!

i'm a BAAAD muthafucka!

ho ho ho i'm a bad mo fo!

We speak in the store
I'm a sensitive bore
And you're markedly more
And i'm oozing suprise

But it's late in the day
And you're well on your way
What was golden went gray
And i'm suddenly shy

And the gathering floozies
Afford to be choosy
And all sneezing darkly
In the dimming divide

And i have read the right books
To interpret your looks
You were knocking me down
With the palm of your eye

Go; na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na

This was unlike the story
It was written to be
I was riding its back
When it used to ride me

And we were galloping manic
To the mouth of the source
We were swallowing panic
In the face of its force

And i was blue
I am blue
And unwell
Made me bolt like a horse
[made me bold like a whore]

And; na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na

Now it's done
Watch it go
And you've changed so

Water run from the snow

Am i so dear?
Do i run rare?
And you've changed
So

Peach, plum, pear
Peach, plum