She says....it helps with the lights out.

It IS funny .





I love you right now. I think I've just heard the word Interpol on MTV.


Müssen nur wollen
Müssen nur wollen
Wir müssen nur wollen
wir müssen nur wollen
Wir müssen nur
müssen nur wollen
Wir müssen nur wollen
Wir müssen nur wollen
Wir müssen nur

Muss ich immer alles müssen was ich kann
eine Hand trägt die Welt die andere bietet Getränke an

ich kann mit allen 10 Füßen in 20 Türen
und mit dem 11. in der Nase Ballete aufführen
Aber wenn ich könnte wie ich wollte würd ich gar nichts wollen
ich weiß aber dass alle etwas wollen solln

Wir können alles schaffen genau wie die toll
dressierten Affen wir müssen nur wollen
wir müssen nur wollen
wir müssen nur wollen
wir müssen nur wollen
wir müssen nur
(müssen nur)
müssen nur
müssen nur

Muss ich immer alles müssen was ich kann
eine Hand in den Sternen
die andre am Hintern vom Vordermann

Das ist das Land der begrenzten Unmöglichkeiten
Wir können Pferde ohne Beine rückwärts reiten
Wir können alles was zu eng ist mit dem Schlagbohrer weiten
können glücklich sein und trotzdem Konzerne leiten

Wir können alles schaffen genau wie die toll
dressierten Affen wir müssen nur wollen
wir müssen nur wollen
wir müssen nur wollen
wir müssen nur wollen
wir müssen nur
(müssen nur)
müssen nur
müssen nur

Wir können alles schaffen genau wie die toll
dressierten Affen wir müssen nur wollen
Wir können alles schaffen genau wie die
toll dressierten Affen wir müssen nur wollen
wir müssen nur wollen
wir müssen nur wollen
wir müssen nur wollen
wir müssen nur
(müssen nur)
müssen nur
wir müssen nur wollen...

i almost stood out..just a face in the crowd
can i pretend that i was on the run and everyone was everywhere

These hands stained red
From the times that I've killed you and then
We can wash down this engagement ring
With poison and kerosene.
We'll laugh as we die,
And we'll celebrate the end of things with cheap champagne.

Interpol's on mtv everyday =/
*edit*

Oops, forgot some lyrics, huh?



I met this lady in hollywood
she had green hair but damn she looked good
I took her to my house because she was fine
but she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine

I met this lady from Japan
never made love with an african
I fucked her once, I fucked her twice
I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice

Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell ya)
I met a woman in the heart of Australia
Had a big butt and big titties too
So I hopped in her ass like kangaroo

See I met this woman from Hawaii
stuck it in her ass and she said "aiyee"
lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch
then her titties busted open with hawaiian punch

I met colonel sanders wife in the state of kentucky
said I'll fry some chicken if you'd just fuck me
I came in her mouth, it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices

Girl, I keep thinkin' of how I feel
When I'm in your arms gives me a chill.
Just knowin' that you want me by your side
Mellows my mind and enhances my pride.
Girl, I need you more and more each day
Believe me when I tell you I'm here to stay.
I'm captured by your love and your pretty smile
You devastataing beauty and your sweet profile.

I love you, 'Cause I love you
I love you, 'Cause I love you

You're so fine. Let's wine and dine.
I'm so happy that you are mine.
Thinking of you I melt with desire
Take you in my arms, let love take us higher.
To hear you talk, sounds so sweet
When you're close to me I feel your heat.
Girl, I want you and you want me
And it'll last until eternity.
You're like the snow fallin' from the sky
So clean, like the look in your eye.
You're my queen, I'll buy you everything
Yes, girl, even diamond rings.
'Cause you're my lady, and this love is true,
Every sunset makes me think of you.
And I'll never forget what you mean to me,
Comin' straight from the heart of Vanilla I-C-E.

I love you, 'Cause I love you
I love you, 'Cause I love you

Hello. Girl, when I first saw you. It was love at first sight.
We've been goin' out now for about two years and I still
feel the same.
I know I haven't said it much before...well...it's because,
see, I get all choked up inside. It just doesn't wanna'
come out. I don't know. Maybe this'll help all the bad
things I've done. So, no matter what goes on, no matter
what happens, always remember...I love you!

Now that it's June, we'll sleep out in the garden.
And if it rains, we'll just sink in to the mud.
Where it is quiet, and much cooler than the house is.
And there's no clocks or phones to wake us up.
Because I have learned that nothing is as pressing,
as the one who's pressing would like you to believe.
And I'm content to walk a little slower,
because there's nowhere that I really need to be.
And I find that life is easier,
when it's just a blur with no details to confuse who or what or where I was,
so when the ending comes, the full regret will seem obscure.

But these are days we dream about when the sunlight paints us gold
and this apartment could not be prettier as we dance up there alone.
And this TV's old, the color's fucked, do you see the difference in the shades?
But the green's still close to green, my love, and I believe we are the same.
And we'll stay like this, all gold and green - light collects,
it projects your heart on a movie screen.
And if you close your eyes we will always be the way we were that night you crawled inside of me.

And you slept in my blood the way you sleep now,
the quietest hush has consumed this house.
And when the doctors have gone and you sweat through the bed
with the pictures and pills they piled around your head.
Well, just rest now and in a moment you'll know everything.
Was it all a dream?
It's too vague now to recount.
And the outline of the one you loved in a life that was that no longer will be stands above you as you sleep.

Since when?
Well for sure not here in Germany.

@garbage: I only read the first line but I recognized it at once. I totally dig that song, really good choice.

You're so gorgeous I'll do anything
I'll kiss you from your feet
To where your head begins
You're so perfect you're so right as rain
You make me
Make me hungry again

Everything you do is irresistable
Everything you do is simply kissable
Why can't I be you?

I'll run around in circles
Til I run out of breath
I'll eat you all up
Or I'll just hug you to death
You're so wonderful
Too good to be true
You make me
Make me hungry for you

Everything you do is simply delicate
Everything you do is quite angelicate
Why can't I be you?

You turn my head when you turn around
You turn the whole world upside down
I'm smitten I'm bitten I'm hooked I'm cooked
I'm stuck like glue
You make me
Make me hungry for you

Everything you do is simply dreamy
Everything you do is quite delicious
Why can't I be you?
Why can't I be you?
Why can't I be you?

Bittersweet Symphony

'Cause it's a bittersweet symphony, this life
Try to make ends meet
Your a slave to money then you die
I'll take you down the only road I've ever been down
You know the one that takes you to the places
where all the things meet yeah

No change, I can't change
I can't change, I can't change
But I'm here in my mold
I am here in my mold
But I'm a million different people
from one day to the next
I can't change my mold
No, no, no, no, no

Well I never pray
But tonight I'm on my knees yeah
I need to hear some sounds that recognize the pain in me, yeah
I let the melody shine, let it cleanse my mind, I feel free now
But the airways are clean and there's nobody singing to me now

No change, I can't change
I can't change, I can't change
But I'm here in my mold
I am here in my mold
And I'm a million different people
from one day to the next
I can't change my mold
No, no, no, no, no
I can't change
I can't change

'Cause it's a bittersweet symphony, this life
Try to make ends meet
Try to find some money then you die
I'll take you down the only road I've ever been down
You know the one that takes you to the places
where all the things meet yeah

You know I can't change, I can't change
I can't change, I can't change
But I'm here in my mold
I am here in my mold
And I'm a million different people
from one day to the next
I can't change my mold
No, no, no, no, no

I can't change my mold
no, no, no, no, no,
I can't change
Can't change my body,
no, no, no

I'll take you down the only road I've ever been down
I'll take you down the only road I've ever been down
Been down
Ever been down
Ever been down
Ever been down
Ever been down
That you've ever been down
That you've ever been down

Die Summe der einzelnen Teile

wir sind unterwegs
und wir sind wieder im haus
mit neuen gesichtern
und den bekannten gestalten
wir haben gitarren
das klavier und den bass
wir haben das schlagzeug
den gesang und all das
ist in guten momenten
für eine weile
mehr als die summe der einzelnen teile

wir leben von einem glauben
der unserer gegenwart
vorauseilt

wir sind unterwegs
unterwegs zur musik
bis an die grenzen
unserer physik
wir bringen sie zum klingen
sie bringt uns durcheinander
wir verstehn sie so wenig
wie wir uns untereinander
denn in manchen momenten
ist sie für eine weile
mehr als die summe der einzelnen teile

wir leben von einem glauben
der unserer gegenwart
vorauseilt

gitarre bass schlagzeug klavier gesang

Rolly polly Fish heads
Are never seen drinking
Cappacino in Italian restaurants
With Oriental women...Yeah

48/49 - beatsteaks

Der Steffi, der spielt Schlagzeug und er führt den Taktstock.
Und er ist meistens Schuld, wenn da mal der Takt stockt.

Da drüben steht der Bernd, von Kopf bis Fuß jehackt.
Die Klampfe is´n Nachbau, ziemlich abjefuckt.

Die Macholeadgitarre, die bedient der Peter.
In jedem Lied, jedet Solo verdrehta.

Ma singta, ma schreita, dit is Arnim unsa Sänger,
steht hier neben mir, macht´n Harten is ´n Hänger.

In unsa geilen Band ham wir einen Bassplayer,
der steht neben Manowar ziemlich dolle auf Slayer.


Jeder einzelne is ne Null, nur zusamm sind wir komplett,
sind nich die Rolling Stones, nich Kreator, nich Roxette,
Wir komm aus Berlin, aus nem dunklen Kelleeer

- 48/49 -

ejal, wie Ihr det findet, da komm wa nu ma her!


just love those lyrics!

I like that one. Can you tell me where i can find the song?

i could send it to you if you give me your emailaddress!
(it's from their record that is also called 48/49)

"Elderly Woman Behind The Counter In A Small Town"
by Pearl Jam

I seem to recognize your face
haunting, familiar, yet I can't seem to place it
cannot find the candle of thought to light your name
lifetimes are catching up with me
all these changes taking place, I wish I'd seen the place
but no one's ever taken me
hearts and thoughts they fade, fade away...
hearts and thoughts they fade, fade away...
I swear I recognize your breath
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising
me, you wouldn't recall, for I'm not my former
it's hard when, you're stuck upon the shelf
I changed by not changing at all, small town predicts my fate
perhaps that's what no one wants to see
I just want to scream...hello...
my god its been so long, never dreamed you'd return
but now here you are, and here I am
hearts and thoughts they fade...away...
hearts and thoughts they fade...away...
hearts and thoughts they fade, fade away...
hearts and thoughts they fade...

48/49

don't know if this one works! try it!!

No, it doesnt, just send it to TheVines@hotmail.de
Please. I'd really appreciate it.

i edited my post it should work now! try it and if it still doesn't work i'll send it to you!

doesnt work

okay! I'll send it to you!!

Thanks alot, I got it.


The Malevolence

I shut the light cus it bugged my mind insane
She tried to hurt in the puring summer rain
I cut her angle and attacked her heart with soul
It's in her skin, the lack of sin I know
She walks she talks she sleeps in the dark
She takes your hand in the jungle by the waterfall
When I'm weak she's in the best of moods
She's hanging out with all kinds of strangers with her broken shoes
She's well dressed and behaves like all the rest
She tends to try to unlock my cell but she'll never ever find my nest
There's no questions like it's understood
She walks she talks she sleeps in the dark
She takes your hand in the jungle by the waterfall
She's not strong! Why? I don't give a damn!
Fool! She's with me, when I don't need the sex she's on her bed
How can I loose her when she's all that i ever got?
Behind her window there's a lover who I know I shot
Can you imagine what it's like to be all alone?
She walks she talks she sleeps in the dark
She takes your hand in the jungle by the waterfall

nicht dafür!!

Caged, so many places you'd prefer to be
than framed by a picket fence and salary
you sink them all down and watch them float up
'till the wheel has spun around.
You will be bound by who you are.
You stand in the corner with your hope twisted under in knots.

But if you wanna be a passenger
climb aboard with me we're leaving now.
Step outside and see another world,
only if you wanna be a passenger.

Some Quasi:

The Poisoned Well

"You only hurt the one you love."
That may be true, but better said:
"You only hurt the one who loves you."
We went through hell just to get to hell -
Die of thirst or drink up from the poisoned well.
If I kept things inside, at least I never lied.
I'm not trying to document my suicide.
You won't live long, but you may write the perfect song;
Please excuse those who choose to not play along.

Chocolate Rabbit

Back the fuck away from it,
& leave it where it lies.
How many stabbings can it take before it dies?
I got the message like a bullet to the head.
No wishful thinking now could help bring back the dead.
I never noticed as you turned into a ghost.
You couldn't help me when I needed you the most.
You made your choice & you would not change your course.
I got a lesson how to flog a dying horse.
On Easter I got a chocolate rabbit
The biggest one I ever saw.
You never know until you've bitten off their head
that they're hollow & the chocolate is bad

Our Happiness Is Guaranteed

Orbiting pods, underwater domes -
We fill our tanks with oxygen to step outside our homes.
Once it was hard, now it's just routine
And I can't tell the difference between people and machine.
Love was a problem for our ancestors;
It's not such a problem anymore.
Breeding as a science proved it has no use at all
And it mostly disappeared when we eliminated war.
There's comfort and control, it's safe for you and me.
News from the surface shows how hard life there can be.
Why live in danger? Why live with pain?
People from the surface find it hard to explain.
And every little thing is strictly monitored;
We're given everything we need.
Fed by I.V., we rarely need to sleep -
There's no pointless dreaming and our happiness is guaranteed.

Sunday Sunday
Words: D. Albarn
Music: D. Albarn, G. Coxon, A. James, D. Rowntree
Performed by: Blur

Sunday, Sunday here again in tidy attire
You read the colour supplement, the TV guide
You dream of protein on a plate
Regret you left it quite so late
To gather the family around the table
To eat enough sleep
Oh, the Sunday sleep

Sunday, Sunday here again a walk in the park
You meet an old soldier and talk of the past
He fought for us in two world wars and
The England he knew is no more
He sings the Songs of Praise every week but always falls asleep
For that Sunday sleep

Oh, the Sunday sleep

Sunday, Sunday here again in tidy attire
You read the colour supplement, the TV guide
You dream of protein on a plate, regret you left it quite so late
You gather the family around the table to eat enough to sleep
And Mother's Pride is your epithet
That extra slice you'll soon regret
So going out is your best bet, then bingo yourself to sleep

Oh, the Sunday sleep

"Everything 's all frozen over"


smacksmash: how do you mean?

comradestripe: I really like the first two ones

I AM WAR, I AM PAIN
I AM ALL YOU'VE EVER SLAIN
I AM TEARS IN YOUR EYES
I AM GRIEFS, I AM LIES


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Puritania...Dimmu Borgir

ach ich meinte nur, dass du dich nicht dafür bedanken brauchtest!
so wie: gern geschehn!

Lonely Soul
God knows you’re lonely souls
God knows you’re lonely souls
God knows you’re lonely souls
Yeah, yeah

I believe there’s a time and a place
To let your mind drift and get out of this place
I believe there’s a day and a place
That we will go to, and I know you wanna share.

There’s no secret to living (there’s no secret to living)
Just keep on walking
There’s no secret to dying (there’s no secret to dying)
Just keep on flying.

I’m gonna die in a place that don’t know my name
I’m gonna die in a space that don’t hold my fame.

God knows you’re lonely souls
God knows you’re lonely souls.

I believe there’s a time when the cord of life
Should be cut, my friends (cut the cord, my friend)
I believe there’s a time when the cord can be cut
And this vision ends (let this vision end).

But I’m gonna die in a place that don’t know my name
And I’m gonna cry in a space that don’t hold my fame.

Walking in the cold
Just keep on flying
There’ll be a searchlight
On the mountain high
God knows you’re lonely souls
God knows you’re lonely souls
God knows you’re lonely souls
God knows you’re lonely souls
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I’m a lonely soul.

The Decemberists - Eli The Barrow Boy

Eli, the barrow boy
Of the old town
Sells coal and marigolds
And he cries out
All down the day

Below the tamaracks
He is crying:
“Corn cobs and candle wax for the buying”
All down the day

“Would I could afford to buy my love a fine robe
Made of gold and silk Arabian thread
She is dead and gone and lying in a pine grove
And I must push my barrow all the day
And I must push my barrow all the day”

Eli, the barrow boy
When they found him
Dressed all in corduroy
He had drowned in
The river down the way

They laid his body down in a church yard
But still when the moon is out
With his push cart
He calls down the day

“Would I could afford to buy my love a fine gown
Made of gold and silk Arabian thread
But, I am dead and gone and lying in a church ground
And still I push my barrow all the day
Still I push my barrow all the day”

shiny shoes

A nine-to-fiver
still-aliver
a born survivor
I´m changing into overdrive
try to make it
so hard to take it
learn to fake it
before I break
it suit and tie yeah
I wonder why yeah
shiny shoes yeah
dress in style yeah
and wear a smile yeah

"show ´em what I got cause I own the world tonight"

here I am now
takin´ aim now
I nearly blew it
but still got through it
I always knew it
there´s nothing to it
takin´ aim now
I´m glad I came now
light the flame now
breaking the chain now

"show ´em what I got cause I own the world tonight".

Fiona Apple

Fast As You Can


I let the beast in too soon, I don't know how to live
Without my hand on his throat; I fight him always and still
Oh darling, it's so sweet, you think you know how crazy
How crazy I am
You say you don't spook easy, you won't go, but I know
And I pray that you will
Fast as you can, baby runfree yourself of me
Fast as you can
I may be soft in your palm but I'll soon grow
Hungry for a fight, and I will not let you win
My pretty mouth will frame the phrases that will
Disprove your faith in man
So if you catch me trying to find my way into your
Heart from under your skin
Fast as you can, baby scratch me out, free yourself
Fast as you can
Fast as you can, baby scratch me out, free yourself
Fast as you can
Sometimes my mind don't shake and shift
But most of the time, it does
And I get to the place where I'm begging for a lift
Or I'll drown in the wonders and the was
And I'll be your girl, if you say it's a gift
And you give me some more of your drugs
Yeah, I'll be your pet, if you just tell me it's a gift
'Cause I'm tired of whys, choking on whys,
Just need a little because, because
I let the beast in and then;
I even tried forgiving him, but it's too soon
So I'll fight again, again, again, again, again.
And for a little while more, I'll soar the
Uneven wind, complain and blame
The sterile land
But if you're getting any bright ideas, quiet dear
I'm blooming within
Fast as you can, baby wait watch me, I'll be out
Fast as I can, maybe late but at least about
Fast as you can leave me, let this thing
Run its route
Fast as you can [x4]

WILLIE THE PIMP~FRANK ZAPPA

Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals)
Ike willis (guitar, vocals)
Ray white (guitar, vocals)
Bobby martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)
Alan zavod (keyboards)
Scott thunes (bass)
Chad wackerman (drums)

Im a little pimp
With my hair gassed back
Pair a khaki pants
With my shoe shined black
I got a little lady . . .
And she walks that street
Tellin’ all the boys
That she can’t be beat
She can’t be beat
She can’t be beat
She’s so sweet
She knows she can’t be beat
She can’t be beat
She can’t be beat
She’s so sweet
She knows she can’t be beat

Twenny dollah bill
(I can set you straight)
Meet me on the corner boy an don’t be late
Man in a suit
With a bow-tie neck
Tryna buy some pussy
With a third party check
A third party check, a third party check
He’s tryna buy some pussy
With a third party check
A third party check, a third party check
He’s tryna buy some pussy
With a third party checks
Standin’ onna porch of the lido hotel
Floozies in the lobby love the way I sell:

Hot meat . . .
Hot rats . . .
Hot cats . . .
Hot zits

Hot meat . . .
Hot feet . . .
Hot rats . . .
Hot cats

gotta love weird al...

Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under
the stairs in the corner of the basement half a block down the
street from Jerry's Bait shop
You know the place
well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy

Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning
My mother would make me a big bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast

Awww - Big bowl of sauerkraut
Every single mornin
It wa driving me crazy

I said to my mom
I said "Hey, mom, what's with all the sauerkraut?"
And my dear, sweet mother
She just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train
And she leaned right down next to me
And she said "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU"
And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth
And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty six
and a half years old

That's when I swore that someday
Someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical,
far away place
Where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer
And the towels are oh so fluffy
Where the shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long
And anyone on the street will glady shave your back for a nickel

Wacka wacka doodoo yeah

Well, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before my
dream came true
Because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest
To see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard
Nimoy's butt
I was off by three, but I still won the grand prize
That's right, a first class one-way ticket to

Albuquerque
Albuquerque

Oh yeah
You know, I'd never been on a real airplane before
And I gotta tell ya, it was really great
Except that I had to sit between two large Albanian women with
excruciatingly severe body odor
And the little kid in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time
The flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts
And the in-flight movie was Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore
And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out
And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside
And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died
Except for me
You know why?

'Cause I had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position
Had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position
Had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position

Ah ha ha ha
Ah ha ha
Ahhhh

So I crawled from the twisted, burnin' wreckage
I crawled on my hands and knees for three full days
Draggin' along my big leather suitcase and my garment bag
And my tenor saxophone and my twelve-pound bowling ball
And my lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel
But finally I arived at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn
Where the towels are oh so fluffy
And you can eat your soup right out of the ashtrays if you wanna
It's OK, they're clean

Well, I checked into my room and I turned down the A/C
And I turned on the SpectraVision
And I'm just about to eat that little chocolate mint on my pillow
That I love so very, very much when suddenly, there's a knock on the door

Well now, who could that be?
I say "Who is it?"
No answer
"Who is it?"
There's no answer
"WHO IS IT?"
They're not sayin' anything

So, finally I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected
It's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut
and only one nostril
Oh man, I hate it when I'm right
So anyway, he bursts into my room and he grabs my lucky snorkel
And I'm like "Hey, you can't have that"
"That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me"
And he's like "Tough"
And I'm like "Give it"
And he's like "Make me"
And I'm like "'Kay"
So I grabbed his leg and he grabbed my esophagus
And I bit off his ear and he chewed off my eyebrows
And I took out his appendix and he gave me a colonic irrigation
Yes indeed, you better believe it
And somehow in the middle of it all, the phone got knocked off the hook
And twenty seconds later, I heard a familiar voice
And you know what it said?
I'll tell you what it said

It said
"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again"
"If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator"
"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again"
"If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator"

In Albuquerque
Albuquerque

Well, to cut a long story short, he got away with my snorkel
But I made a a solemn vow right then and there that I would not rest
I would not sleep for an instant until the one-nostrilled man
was brought to justice
But first, I decided to buy some donuts

So I got in my car and I drove over to the donut shop
And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter
And he says "Yeah, what do ya want?"
I said "You got any glazed donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta glazed donuts"
I said "Well, you got any jelly donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta jelly donuts"
I said "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts"
I said "You got any cinnamon rolls?"
He said "No, we're outta cinnamon rolls"
I said "You got any apple fritters?"
He said "No, we're outta apple fritters"
I said "You got any bear claws?"
He said "Wait a minute, I'll go check"
"No, we're outta bear claws"
I said "Well, in that case - in that case, what do you have?"
He says "All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving,
crazed weasels"
I said "OK, I'll take that"

So he hands me the box and I open up the lid and the weasels jump out
And they immediately latch onto my face and start bitin' me all over
(rabid gnawing sounds)
Oh man, they were just going nuts
They were tearin' me apart
You know, I think it was just about that time that a little ditty
started goin' through my head"
I believe it went a little something like this . . .

Doh
Get 'em off me
Get 'em off me
Oh
No, get 'em off, get 'em off
Oh, oh God, oh God
Oh, get 'em off me
Oh, oh God
Ah, (more screaming)

I ran out into the street with these flesh-eating weasels all over my face
Wavin' my arms all around and just runnin', runnin', runnin'
Like a constipated weiner dog
And as luck wouls have it, that's exactly when I ran into the
girl of my dreams
Her name was Zelda
She was a caligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair
the color of strained peaches
I'll never forget the first thing she said to me.
She said "Hey, you've got weasels on your face"

That's when I knew it was true love
We were inseperable after that
Aw, we ate together, we bathed together
We even shared the same piece of mint-flavored dental floss
The world was our burrito
So we got married and we bought us a house
And had two beautiful children - Nathaniel and Superfly
Oh, we were so very very very happy, aw yeah

But then one fateful night, Zelda said to me
She said "Sweetie pumpkin? Do you wanna join the Columbia
Record Club?"
I said "Woah, hold on now, baby"
"I'm just not ready for that kinda commitment"
So we broke up and I never saw her again
But that's just the way things go

In Albuquerque
Albuquerque

Anyway, things really started lookin' upi for me
Because about a week later, I finally achieved my lifelong dream
That's right, I got me a part-time job at The Sizzler
I even made employee of the month after I put that grease fire
out with my face
Aw yeah, everybody was pretty jealous of me after that
I was gettin' a lot of attitude

OK, like one time, I was out in the parking lot
Tryin' to remove my excess earwax with a golf pencil
When I see this guy Marty tryin' to carry a big ol' sofa up the
stairs all by himself
So I, I say to him, I say "Hey, you want me to help you
with that?"
And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes
"No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw"

So I did

And then he gets all indignant on me
He's like "Hey man, I was just being sarcastic"
Well, that's just great
How was I supposed to know that?
I'm not a mind reader for cryin' out loud
Besides, now he's got a really cute nickname - Torso-Boy
So what's he complaining about?

Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote
This guy comes up to me on the street and says he hasn't had
a bite in three days
Well, I knew what he meant
But just to be funny, I took a big bite out of his jugular vein
And he's yellin' and screamin' and bleeding all over
And I'm like "Hey, come on, don'tcha get it?"
But he just keeps rolling around on the sidewalk, bleeding, and screaming
(screaming sounds)
You know, just completely missing the irony of the whole situation
Man, some people just can't take a joke, you know?

Anyway, um, um, where was I?
Kinda lost my train of thought

Uh, well, uh, OK
Anyway I, I know it's kinda been a roundabout way of saying it
But I guess the whole point I'm tryin' to make here is

I hate sauerkraut

That's all I'm really tryin' to say
And, by the way, if one day you happen to wake up
And find yourself in an existential quandry
Full of loathing and self-doubt
And wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless
existence
At least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that
Somewhere out there in this crazy mixed-up universe of ours
There's still a little place called

Albuquerque
Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque

I said "A" (A)
"L" (L)
"B" (
"U" (U)
"querque" (querque)

Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque

Albuquerque

You were like a cloud (You know, I know)
Yes you were a flower (Love is all you need)
Then You were a Lime (You know, I know)
Now our Love is sour (Love is all you need)

MACY GRAY LYRICS

"Relating To A Psychopath"

hot like hot wings with hot chocolate in hell
cold like in my isolation cell
in the winter
while kissing mr. freeze
take the weather man
and blow him away
love is a desert and i need it to rain
you are so good at keeping me company

you are relating to a psychopath
your role model is in therapy
you must be real far gone
you're relating to a psychopath

noah's elephants are leaving the ark in eights
during the upside of my manic depressive state
crickets sing in 3 part harmony
i try to walk away
i choke and i stumble
i'm flying back so listen close when i mumble
that you are so good at keeping me company

you are relating to a psychopath
your role model is in therapy
you must be real far gone
you're relating to a psychopath

it never adds up when you do your math
you're relating to a psychopath
yes i'm real far gone
you're relating to a psychopath

medication is slow
and it's when it kicks in
that my mind chooses to go
my feel better begins
just when i get attached
it ends
it's insane
so i remain a psycho

1 2 3 4

cartoon figures dance in my head
i said
love is butter won't you be my bread
you are so good at keeping me company

you are relating to a psychopath
your role model is in therapy
you must be real far gone
you're relating to a psychopath

it never adds up when you do your math
you're relating to a psychopath
yes i'm real far gone
you're relating to a psychopath

oh a psychopath

i am demented
my mind is bendin'
my brain is twisted
baby keep me company

you must be a psycho too
love is butter won't you be my bread
that's what i said
psychotic
psychosis
my manic depressive state is great
on the upside
it's the love side

love is butter won't you be my bread
did you hear what i said

Anyone Can Kill A Fruit
If you're bullied by a banana
Or assaulted by an apple
If a grabbing guarana
Tries to make you grapple
[insert line I can't think of here]
Anyone can kill a fruit

If you're punched by a pomegranate
Or biffed by a beetroot
If a murderous melon
Gives you the boot
__________________________________
Anyone can kill a fruit

If you're nipped by a nectarine
Or pinched by a peach
If a greedy red grape
Sucks your blood like a leech
____________________________
Anyone can kill a fruit


If you must wrestle with a raspberry
Or mangle a mango
If an orange threatens you
Turn them into Tango
___________________________________
Anyone can kill a fruit
---
If anyone can recommend something for that line, it'd be much appreciated.

Why don't you find out for yourself
Then you'll see the glass hidden in the grass

I think I'm drowning, asphyxiated
I wanna break this spell that you've created.
You're something beautiful, a contradiction.
I wanna play the game, I want the friction.

You will be the death of me
You will be the death of me

bury it, I won't let you bury it
I won't let you smother it
I won't let you murder it.

Our time is running out
our time is running out.
You can't push it underground
you can't stop it screaming out.

I wanted freedom, bound and restricted.
I tried to give you up, but I'm addicted.
Now that you know I'm trapped, since ovulation
You'd never dream of breaking this fixation.

You will squeeze the life out of me.

ect...

and we all came upon a cracker
and we all came on the cracker
and the last one had to eat it
and she did.

Someone's in this torso, hot
Gotta deal, you wanna know
Delightful, true. it's delightful
Making it, doing it
Especially at a show
Feeling kinda high
Like a Hendrix haze
Music makes motion
Moves like a maze
All inside of me, heart especially
Help of the rhythm
Where I wanna be
FLowing, glow with electric eye
As you dip to the dive
Baby, you realize
Baby, you'll see the funky side of me
Baby, you'll see that rhythm is the jey
Get, get ready with it, with it
Can't, can't quit it, quit it
Stomp on the stoop
When I hear a funk loop
Played pied piper, follow what's true
Baby, just sing about the groove
Sing it

We don't need no Ejacashan

I still recall the taste of your tears.
Echoing your voice just like the ringing in my ears.
My favorite dreams of you still wash ashore.
Scraping through my head 'till I don't want to sleep anymore.

[Chorus:]
Come on tell me.
You make this all go away.
You make this all go away.
I'm down to just one thing.
And I'm starting to scare myself.
You make this all go way.
You make this all go way.
I just want something.
I just want something I can never have

You always were the one to show me how
Back then I couldn't do the things that I can do now.
This thing is slowly taking me apart.
Grey would be the color if I had a heart.
Come on tell me

[Chorus]

In this place it seems like such a shame.
Though it all looks different now,
I know it's still the same
Everywhere I look you're all I see.
Just a fading fucking reminder of who I used to be.

[Chorus]

I just want something.
I just want something I can never have
I just want something I can never have

Think I know what you meant.
That night on my bed.
Still picking at this scab
I wish you were dead.
You sweat and perry ellis.
Just stains on my sheets.

Im sorry Ms Jackson
I am for real
Never meant to make your daughter cry
I apologise a trillion times
Im sorry Ms Jackson
I am for real
Never meant to make your daughter cry
I apologise a trillion times

Me and your daughter
Got a special thing going on
You say its puppy love
We say its fully-grown
Hope that we feel this
Feel this way forever
You can plan a pretty picnic
But you cant predict the weather
Hope that we feel this
Feel this way forever
You can plan a pretty picnic
But you cant predict the weather
But you cant predict the weather
You cant predict the weather

I don't care if it hurts
I want to have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice
When I'm not around
You're so fuckin' special
I wish I was special...

But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here...

It's late in the day, I'm thinking of you, things that you say
So long, so long for me
It's late in the day, I'm talking to you, hear what I say
So long, so long for me
All the time I thought of you
In an ordinary way
You slip back down the heart away
All I really have to say
Is people pass along the way
Thoughts of you and me again
I lay on my bed, searching my mind, writing my love
So long, so long for me
I sleep on the road, dreaming of a sound, coming my way
So long, so long for me
All the time I thought of you
In an ordinary way
Check back down the heart away
And all I really have to say
Is people pass along away
Thoughts of you and me again

He seemed impressed by the way you came in.
"Tell us a story
I know you're not boring"

I was afraid that you would not insist.
"You sound so sleepy
just take this, now leave me"

I said please don't slow me down
If I'm going too fast
You're in a strange part of our town...

Yeah, the night's not over
You're not trying hard enough,
Our lives are changing lanes
You ran me off the road,
The wait is over
I'm now taking over,
You're no longer laughing
I'm not drowning fast enough.

Now every time that I look at myself
"I thought I told you
this world is not for you"

The room is on fire as she's fixing her hair
"you sound so angry
just calm down, you found me"

I said please don't slow me down
If I'm going too fast
You're in a strange part of our town...

Yeah, the night's not over
You're not trying hard enough,
Our lives are changing lanes
You ran me off the road,
The wait is over
I'm now taking over,
You're no longer laughing
I'm not drowning fast enough.


Reptilia

Mhm, Reptilia and Creep.

I move like a cat
I talk like a rat
I sting like a bee
Babe, I wanna be your man