Make My Boobies One More Size (Baby one more time Parody hahahaha)

Oh boobie boobie my chest was supposed to grow
My cleavege wasn't right yeah
My boobies boobies my breasts are are compleatly full
And now my sweater's tight yeah
Surgery, I wanna be a "D"
Bigger mammaries
I want them to show now
No "B" cups

My chest flatness was killing me
And I
I must confess I paid for these (paid for these)
I look 32 I'm just a child
I am a crime
Make my boobies one more size

Oh baby baby
I got double Ds its true
Now you've all been blinded
Oh pretty boobies you're so big and oh so new
That's just the way I planned it
Golleah, Rolling Stone was naughty
See me barely wearing clothes now
Because

My chest flatness was killing me
And I
I must confess I paid for these (paid for these)
I look 32 I'm just a child
I am a crime
Make my boobies one more size

HeY

hahaha

i'm not your friend i never was

I can hear it,
A jet engine through the center of the storm,
And I'm thinking I'd prefer not to be rescued.

The more you try the eraser the more that you appear

It was you I was thinking of.

I need you, I seriously need you.
I'm not even drunk yet, I only had a few.
I need you.
Human, all too human.

Everybody says he's lazy
But not when he's kissing me
everybody's saying he's crazy
sure he's crazy

It's been a long time,
Now I'm
Coming back home,
I've been away now,
Oh how
I've been alone.

It's a long lonely journey, from death to birth.

How come you act like this like you just don't care at all ?
Do you expect me to believe I was the only one to fall ?
I can feel I can feel you near me, even though you're far away
I could feel I could feel you baby ,why

it's not supposed to feel this way
I need you I need you ,more and more each day
It's not supposed to hurt this way
I need you I need you I need you
Tell me ,are you and me still together
Tell me ,do you think we could last forever ?
Tell me ,why ?

What's my age again?

You're not fair
Telling me
You faked every orgasm
You've had with me
That's just fine
Now it's over
And I'm out here
Banging my head
After all the dancing
And spilling beer all over the place
I lie out here
In disgrace
You've had your fun
Kissed some bloke you shouldn't have
Right in front of me
Punched him to the floor
I could have killed him there
But I got thrown out
I'll get him some other time
When he leasts expects it

She came in through the bathroom window.

Hay vacio en tus palabras y en tus ojos
Puedo ver tu soledad Pareces una de esas gaviotas
Que ya no quieren volar No se ni cuando te me fuiste
No se y no se Me cuesta tanto recordar Una
cuestion alucinante Es la de no encontrate mas Solo si
ya no quiere Puede que tenga razon Si yo lo se
Una vez me vi sumergido en lodoPero estare contigo
hasta el final De la tormenta

I can't change who I am ,not this time
I won't lie to keep you with me
And in this short life
there's no time to waste on giving up
my love wasn't enough
I'll let you blame it on me ,set your guilt free
I don't wanna hold you back now, love

It's just the thought of you in love with someone else.

And I wanna scream out that it all is nonsense
Their life’s one track and can’t they see it’s pointless?
But just then my knees give under me
My head feels weak and suddenly
It’s clear to see, it’s not them, but me
Who’s lost my self-identity
And I hide behind these books I read
While scribbling my poetry
Like art could save a wretch like me
With some ideal ideology
That no one could hope to achieve
And I'm never real, it's just a sketch of me
And everything I’ve made is trite and cheap and a waste
Of paint
Of tape
Of time

I don't need no
Sentimental
Penis stencil.
Feelings rising,
opposites attract!

She made me feel so small,
I had no say at all.
She looked so cute, they say,
But I don't know her that way.


The first time I got these lyrics.

Hey, where did we go?

We're backdrifting.

"this is a free seat
which way you heading?"
you keep pushing and you keep pushing
between the whipcrack
and the moonbeams
cause it goes from where we're heading
the gleaming teeth
of the in between
i can hear some people laughing
mmm this is a stitch up
i'm not willing
so i am turning you off and i am counting

i regret
i turn the clock back
to where i wasn't taken in
i jump out
of the window
and get lost in the jetstream

this is a ghost coach
that we are riding
down to canyon spirit
between the whip crack
and the moonbeams
i can hear some people laughing
we need a rubber man
we need to stretch you, man
i'm not sure i am welcome
you are a fool
and this is over
over the cliffs of dover

i regret
i turn the clock back
to where i wasn't taken in
i jump out
of the window
and get lost in the jetstream

you're beautiful
until i get close
you are the eyes of a mountain goat
a cold religion
a bad smell
and the strap broke in my hand
and i wanna turn back
i wanna turn back
turn back
i wanna turn back
i wanna turn back
turn back
turn back
i wanna turn back

we need a rubber man
we need to stretch you, man
a fucking rubber man
we need to stretch you, man yeah
rubber man
we need to stretch you, man
a rubber man
we need to stretch, man
i wanna turn back
i wanna turn back

you need the rubber man
we need to stretch you, man
the fucking rubber man
we need to stretch you, man
you need the rubber man
we need to stretch you, man
a rubber man
you need a stretch

i wanna turn back
i wanna
i wanna
i wanna turn back

"I'm gonna go to sleep..." Nighty night.

And as the planes climbed high into the night
To light the sacrificial right,
I saw Satan laughing with delight
The day the music died.

im a loser baby, so why dont you kill me?

and you can tell
from the state of my room
that they let me out too soon
and the pills that i ate
came a couple years too late
and ive got some issues to work through
there i go again
pretending to be you
make-believing
that i have a soul beneath the surface
trying to convince you
it was accidentally on purpose

Kiss me beneath the milky twilight.

HeY

get myself into it

Yes! The thread still lives!

We take a walk,
The sun is shining down,
Burns my feet as they touch the ground.

Got a cricket for a conscience, always looks the other way
A cocaine soul starts seeming like an empty cabaret
Hey, where have all the dancers gone? Now the music doesn't play
Tried to listen to the river but you couldn't shut your mouth
Better take a little time to level out

sing to the teachers who told you that you couldn't sing

And we keep on paying those freaks on the TV,
Who claim they will save us but want to enslave us.
And sweating like demons they scream through our speakers
But we leave the sound on 'cause silence is harder.
And no one's the killer and no one's the martyr
The world that has made us can no longer contain us

Why does it always fell like I’m caught in an undertow?
The moths beat themselves to death against the lights.
Adding their breeze to the summer nights.
Outside, water like air was great.
I didn’t know what I had that day.
Walk a little farther to another plan.
You said that you did, but you didn’t understand.
I know that starting over is not what life’s about.
But my thoughts were so loud I couldn’t hear my mouth.
My thoughts were so loud

You'll never catch me,
You'll never catch me.

shes the kind of girl who gets her slings and arrows from the dumpster
the kind who tells you shes bi-polar to make you trust her

Come on it, get on it,
I'm carving through a letterbomb.

We could go and get 40's, fuck going to that party.

I'm a loser and a user so I don't need no accuser.

IVE GOT SOMETHING TO PUT IN YOU

She got a smile that it seems to me,
Reminds me of childhood memories,
Where everything was as fresh as the bright blue sky.

Now and then when I see her face,
She takes me away to that special place,
And if I stared too long, I'd probably break down and cry.

Sweet child o' mine,
Sweet love o' mine.

i'm the rainbow, in your jail cell.
all the memories of everything you've ever smelled.
not alone, tell me where you wanna go..
sideways falling, more will be revealed my friend...

What do you want from me now you got me
Now my fingers bleed now they stare at me
I'm a coward now
I hold my peace

Now you tie me up to your feather bed
And I twist and turn in a Chinese burn
You won't let go
You won't let go

You're inside my head
Inside my head!

what kind of fuckery is this.
you made me miss the slick rick gig.

And so we fade with the setting of the sun.

oh bedouin song is all I really own

Let's go to the movies. I will hum you a song about nothing at all.

Oh there's a very pleasant side to you, a side i much prefer.

There's a fine line between love and illusion.

Talk is cheap and lies are expensive.

Ah little Stacy Q
When she doesn´t have a thing to do
She comes to my house
Well, let´s keep that between me and you
She takes off her clothes
She likes to tell this boy what to do
Let´s keep that between me and you, ok
She said oh come on boy aren´t you tired of talking about sex
I said little girl what do you really expect
And then she pledges her allegiance
To the united states of me
She says you´re such a little bitch

She says head case head case
Turn that thing around
Let´s play a game when you hear me make a sound
Just go quite a bit faster
Pretend that I´m gagged and bound
Oh how I love to hear that sound
Milkshake milkshake I love to feel you sweat
We don´t have to go to the pool
If you want me to make you wet
Can you keep a secret
Because the best little secrets are kept
And you´re my best little secret yet

Well, kit kat kit kat kitten you´re the kicks
She said let me feel your love
I mean come on make it stick
I´m the best of your little baby chicks
oh you´re my sweet tooth sugar fix

tick tock tick tock oh baby forget the clock
You don´t have to do a thing
and you know I like your baby talk
Just make sure to close the shades and turn the lock

A milkshake milkshake I love to feel you sweat
We don´t have to go to the pool
If you want me to make you wet
But can you keep a secret
Because the best little secrets are kept

Ah little Stacy Q
When she doesn´t have a thing to do
She comes to my house
Well, let´s keep that between me and you
She takes off her clothes
She likes to tell this boy what to do
Let´s keep that between me and you, ok?
She said oh come on boy aren´t you tired of talking about sex
I said little girl what do you really expect?
And then she pledges her allegiance
To the united states of me
She says you´re such a little bitch

She says head case head case
Turn that thing around
Let´s play a game when you hear me make a sound
Just go quite a bit faster
Pretend that I´m gagged and bound
Oh how I love to hear that sound
Milkshake milkshake I love to feel you sweat
We don´t have to go to the pool
If you want me to make you wet
Can you keep a secret
Because the best little secrets are kept
And you´re my best little secret yet

Well, kit kat kit kat kitten you´re the kicks
She said let me feel your love
I mean come on make it stick
I´m the best of your little baby chicks
oh you´re my sweet tooth sugar fix

tick tock tick tock oh baby forget the clock
You don´t have to do a thing
And you know I like your baby talk
Just make sure you close the shades and turn the lock

A milkshake milkshake I love to feel you sweat
We don´t have to go to the pool
If you want me to make you wet
But can you keep a secret
Because the best little secrets are kept

Ah little Stacy Q
When she doesn´t have a thing to do
She comes to my house
Well, let´s keep that between me and you

I feel so bad for liking that song so much.

When the hills of Los Angeles are burning,
Palm trees are candles in the murder wind,
So many lives are on the breeze,
Even the stars are ill at ease,
And Los Angeles is burning.