OK, I'm going to attempt to drown myself
You can try this at home
You can be just like me!

Mic check one two.. we recordin?
I'm cancerous, so when I diss you wouldn't wanna answer this
If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus
I strangled you to death then I choked you again
Then break your fuckin legs till your bones poke through your skin
You beef wit me, I'ma even the score equally
Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat yer ass legally
I get you blunted off of funny home grown
Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono
(Ohh no!!) So if I said I never did drugs
That would mean I lie AND get fucked more than the President does
Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert
I ripped her fuckin tonsils out and fed her sherbet (Bitch!)
My nerves hurt, and lately I'm on edge
Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blonde dreads (Fuck you!)
Every girl I ever went out wit is goin lez
Follow me and do exactly what the song says:
smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people and drink
And jump behind the wheel like it was still legal
I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal
So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill
Some people only see that I'm white, ignorin skill
Cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill
But I don't get pissed, y'all don't even see through the mist
How the fuck can I be white, I don't even exist
I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave
Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave
My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave?
And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave?

Now follow me and do exactly what you see
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I slap women and eat shrooms then O.D.
Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!

Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole
When we heard a knock at the door, must have been Ron Gold'
Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold
Killed em both and smeared blood in a white Bronco (we did it!)
My mind won't work if my spine don't jerk
I slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt
I'm not a player just a ill rhyme sayer
That'll spray an Aerosol can up at the ozone layer (psssssssh)
My rap style's warped, I'm runnin out the morgue
witcha dead grandmother's corpse to throw it on your porch
Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon wit a cape on
And beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn
I'm bout as normal as Norman Bates, with deformative traits
A premature birth that was four minutes late
Mother.. are you there? I love you
I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel
Will someone explain to my brain that I just severed
a main vein with a chainsaw and I'm in pain?
I take a breather and sighed; either I'm high, or I'm nuts
Cause if you ain't tiltin this room, neither am I
So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass
Then it probably is obvious I got it on with her
Cause when I drop this solo shit it's over with
I bought Cage's tape, opened it, and dubbed over it

I came to the club drunk with a fake ID
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I've been with 10 women who got HIV
Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I got genital warts and it burns when I pee
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree
You probably wanna grow up to be just like me!!!

Fuck off, who cares? I'd rather hi-lite Trip-Tiks© than listen to your bullshit.

heh..great song.

help me out, my friend
my head just started to hurt

I wont pretend
I've got all the time in the world

All I have, and All I am, and all I think and do
Can find it's purpose and meaning and life only in you

How can someone so beautiful, feel anything for me?

wont you hold me and Love me and Touch me again
And show me why I believe


that the first time I see your face
Everything else around me will fade to the bakcground
And I'll be struck full by the truth, that you'll gaze as you work

An indelible change in me

I drink myself to sleep because I'm losing faith that we, here in the Cradle of Affluence can cease this sickening drive for individual strength through state-powers' swinging fists or that we'll ever look back and laugh at the irony that is: an atomic murderer is enshrined in Independence, USA while 8000 miles from here (back in the Cradle of Democracy) it's another banner year for a cottage industry. A ritual at the corner of George and Constantine - as foundries scramble to recast his decapitated monument.

Why does kissin' you feel so good
Even though it ain't allowed
I know we shouldn't should
Why does holdin' hands feel so right
Got a bruise on my pinky ring from holdin' too tight

What's my view?
How am I supposed to know.
What review?
Well how objective can I be.

I don't want to get up
Just let me lie in
Leave me alone
I'm a twentysomething

The trouble with your brother, he's always sleeping with your mother
And I know that your sister missed her time again this month
Am I talking too fast or are you just playing dumb?
If you want I can write it down
It should matter to you but aren't you the one with your razzmatazz
and the nights on the town?
Oh-oh-oh Oh you knew it and you blew it didn't you babe?
I was lying when I asked you to stay now no-one's gonna care
If you don't call them when you said
And he's not coming round tonight to try and talk you into bed
And all those stupid little things they ain't working
No they aren't working at all oh
You started getting fatter three weeks after I left you
Now you're going with some kid looks like some bad comedian
Are you gonna go out, are you sitting at home eating boxes of Milk Tray?
Watch TV on your own, aren't you the one with your razzmatazz
and your nights on the town?
Oh-oh-oh And your father wants to help you doesn't he babe?
But your mother wants to put you away
Now no-one's gonna care if you don't call them when you said
And he's not coming round tonight to try and talk you into bed
And all those stupid little things they ain't working
Oh they aren't working at all

I want to fuck you like an animal

i want to feel you from the inside

Crossed the street, naked at night
Bent over to show some moonlight
Pulled out some beer and gulped it down
Nude in a gutter is how I was found

Thrown in the policecar and the door slammed
No noise, just silence, as I screamed, my dick was
Jammed, now in prison for one month, no one to see
All I got is this guy Ben Dover

Don't like hash
Don't like rap
Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat
I'm a jerk, I'm a punk
Took a shower cause I stunk
Smoked a bong, killed a cat
Had my nuts attacked by rats
Dad got nude, wore a thong
For a hobby I make bombs

Went to a farm to tip some cows
Forgot that I left my pants down
Bent over to pick them up
Felt a twelve gauge next to my hum-diddy-dum

The farmer took me to his house
Showed me the closet from the inside out
The police came and took me away
Saw Ben Dover again and he's still gay

Don't like hash
Don't like rap
Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat
I'm a jerk, I'm a punk
Took a shower cause I stunk
Smoked a bong, killed a cat
Had my nuts attacked by rats
Dad got nude, wore a thong
For a hobby I make bombs

Don't like hash
Don't like rap
Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat
I'm a jerk, I'm a punk
Took a shower cause I stunk
Smoked a bong, killed a cat
Had my nuts attacked by rats
Dad got nude, wore a thong
For a hobby I make bombs

I used to rely on self-medication, I guess I still do that from time to time.

your so-called father was on the phone, he wasn't easy to ignore

Im trying, im trying.

I don't owe you anything

And I know I was born, I was born
When I slipped out of my mother's womb
And I know it was warm, it was warm
'Cause I slipped out on a hot afternoon
Oh waouh oh

Yellow

Look at the stars,
Look how they shine for you,
And everything you do,
Yeah they were all yellow,

I came along
I wrote a song for you
And all the things you do
And it was called yellow

So then I took my turn
Oh all the things I've done
And it was all yellow

Your skin
Oh yeah your skin and bones
Turn into something beautiful
D'you know you know I love you so
You know I love you so

I swam across
I jumped across for you
Oh all the things you do
Cause you were all yellow

I drew a line
I drew a line for you
Oh what a thing to do
And it was all yellow

Your skin
Oh yeah your skin and bones
Turn into something beautiful
D'you know for you i bleed myself dry
For you i bleed myself dry

Its true look how they shine for you
look how they shine for you
look how they shine for you
look how they shine for you
look how they shine for you
look how they shine
look at the stars look how they shine for you

you made
me cry
when you said
goodbye

aint that a shame
my tears feel like rain
aint that a shame
you're the one to blame

Pre-pre-pre-pre-Preverted
So-so-so-so with it
Pre-pre-pre-pre-Perverted
So-so-so-so with it

I'm a model, you know what I mean.
and I do my little turn on the catwalk.

It's what's been said
I blame the feds
The keg is full inside my mind.
Now all I've got
Is a bourbon shot
I'm drinking Jack that tastes like rye.

Disconnect and self destruct one bullet at a time

what's your rush now?
everyone will have his day to die

See my love is asleep on the floor in a pose thats familiar
see my son will just send you to war if the battle doesnt kill you
ive her name in mine calling all the time
that i dont want to live in your side though the rose is vermillion
and i find it so hard to survive without when within you

my sweet Lavinia

all the years buried under the floor and the wounds in the parlours
would have come up to greet us before if it werent for my heart cause
ive her name in mind its calling all the time

for my sweet Lavinia

T'es beau,
T'es beau parce que t'es courageux,
De regarder dans le fond des yeux,
Celui qui te défie d'être heureux.

T'es beau,
T'es beau comme un cri silencieux,
Vaillant comme un métal précieux,
Qui se bat pour guérir de ses bleus.

C'est comme une rengaine,
Quelques notes en peine,
Qui forcent mon coeur,
Qui forcent ma joie,
Quand je pense a toi,
A présent.

J'ai beau,
J'ai beau me dire qu'au fond c'est mieux,
Même si c'est encore douloureux,
Je n'ai pas de recoin silencieux.

C'est beau,
C'est beau parce que c'est orageux,
Avec ce temps je connais peu,
Les mots qui traînent au coin de mes yeux.

C'est comme une rengaine,
Quelques notes en peine,
Qui forcent mon coeur,
Qui forcent ma joie
Quand je pense à toi,

Toi qui sors de scène,
Sans armes et sans haine,
J'ai peur d'oublier,
J'ai peur d'accepter,
J'ai peur des vivants,
A présent.

T'es beau...

Wouldn't it be nice if we were older!?
Then we wouldn't have to wait so long!

"Wait (The Whisper Song)"

Hey how you doin lil mama? lemme whisper in your ear
Tell you sumthing that you might like to hear
You got a sexy ass body and your ass look soft
Mind if I touch it? and see if its soft
Naw I'm jus playin' unless you say I can
And im known to be a real nasty man
And they say a closed mouth dont get fed
So I don't mind asking for head
You heard what I said, we need to make our way to the bed
And you can start usin' yo head
You like to fuck, have yo legs open all in da butt
Do it up slappin ass cuz the sex gets rough
Switch the positions and ready to get down to business
So you can see what you've been missin'
You might had some but you never had none like this
Just wait til you see my dick

Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Wait til you see my dick
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Imma beat dat pussy up
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Wait you see my dick
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Imma beat dat pussy up

Like B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM

Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy
Up, Beat da pussy up

[verse 2]

You fine, but I aint gone sweat ya
See I wanna fuck, tell me whats up
Walk around the club with yo thumb in ya mouth
Put my dick in, take your thumb out
There might be a lil kosher to deal with
Wet fat hoe's they dont spill shit
I keep a hoe hot when I'm puttin' in work
Wanna skeet skeet you bout to get your feelin's hurt
Cuz I'll beat dat cat with a dog
And knock da walls of a broad til she scrawl
Like (OOOOOH!)
Yea something like that, but it depends on the swing of the baseball bat
Fuck a bitch on da counter make the
Plates fall Back
On the floor she aint screamin she a nut so they crack
Crack...crack
Fuck that bend over imma give you a smack

Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Wait til you see my dick
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Imma beat dat pussy up
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Wait you see my dick
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Imma beat dat pussy up

Like B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM

Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy
Up, Beat da pussy up

(OOOOOOOH!)

^

That's why I hate rap/hip-hop or whatever...

(It is rap/hip-hop right? )

You're funny

when i´m not with you i dream of my hair just fallin out

Push It Lyrics

Ah, push it

Ah, push it

Oooh, baby, baby

Baby, baby

Oooh, baby, baby

Baby, baby

Get up on this!

Ow! Baby!

Salt and Pepa's here!

[Now wait a minute, y'all

This dance ain't for everybody

Only the sexy people

So all you fly mothers, get on out there and dance

Dance, I said!]

Salt and Pepa's here, and we're in effect

Want you to push it, babe

Coolin' by day then at night working up a sweat

C'mon girls, let's go show the guys that we know

How to become number one in a hot party show

Now push it

Ah, push it - push it good

Ah, push it - push it real good

Ah, push it - push it good

Ah, push it - p-push it real good

Hey! Ow!

Push it good!

Oooh, baby, baby

Baby, baby

Oooh, baby, baby

Baby, baby

Push it good

Push it real good

Ah, push it

Ah, push it

Yo, yo, yo, yo, baby-pop

Yeah, you come here, gimme a kiss

Better make it fast or else I'm gonna get pissed

Can't you hear the music's pumpin' hard like I wish you would?

Now push it

Push it good

Push it real good

Push it good

P-push it real good


Ah, push it

Get up on this!

Boy, you really got me going

You got me so I don't know what I'm doing



Ah, push it

Hit it from the back
And beat the pussy up
Girl why you frontin d
Doin all that runnin
Be yo ass still
Long dick comin
Now ride on the dick like you was dancin in the club
He really love attention
So show him some love
Now come up slow and jus ride the head
Now drop down fast
Put it all in the air

Lewis, save yourself the pain, you'll never get there
Lewis, save yourself the pain, it never really matters
No, I swear, I swear, I swear

This is the moon without a tide,
We'll build a fire in your eyes

NAAAAAAAA
na na na na na na na na
KATAMARI DAMACY!

"It's so hard to get old without a cause
I don't want to perish like a fleeing horse
Youth's like diamonds in the sun
and diamonds are forever"

Hey, did you know Youth Group has a new forum??

Dickheads shit-talk huddled and single-file. First-world frat-boys and prairie skinheads who will never walk a mile or mourn a murdered friend in this tiny woman's shoes. Drink up and mumble your abuse. I'm still humbled by it all: around the same time that i was riding with no hands, busting windows and getting busy behind the sportsplex (with Labonte's older sister decked out in her Speedos), Bella was flinching from the sting of a Depo Proveran "family planning", her own Pearl Harbour and a holocaust spanning 25 years to the rest of her life. A prison my country underwrote in paradise. And in the shadows of Santa Cruz, she crossed her fingers behind her back. Built Suharto a Trojan horse and lay still till the motherfucker sent her north where as night fell she emerged with a box under her arm that held her pledge of allegiance and her uniform. She laid it at the gates of the General's embassy and her whisper echoed into dawn as she disappeared:

"The truth will set my people free."

Taste me, you will see
More is all you need
Dedicated to
How I'm killing you!

James - Blue October

Kneel down
Close your eyes
Hit the ground
I want you to, to kneel all day
Alone in this desolate cave
So I said
Scream if you want to
Cause no one is around
I want you to
To scream all day
Cause there's eleven words that I've rehearsed to say

And I say
How I love to hate you! [repeat]

You're
not so brave
When I'm the snake
And you're my prey
Let me tell you I'll eat all day
Alone in this desolate cave
So I say
Squeal if you want to
Cause no
no one is around
I want you to
To squeal all day
Cause there's eleven words that I've rehearsed to say

And I say
How I love to hate you! [repeat]
James, how I love to hate you
Oh, how I love
How I love to hate you...


isnt it a hot song?

Amie, come sit on my wall
read me the story of old

tell it like you still believe the end of the century brings a change for you and me

it's not hard to fall when you float like a cannonball

strangers in the night
exchanging glances
wondering in the night
what were the chances
we'd be making love
before the night was through

something in your eyes
was so igniting
something in your smile
was so inviting
something in my heart
told me i must have you

I never ever stop wondering
Wondering if you still think of us
I don’t need a photograph
cause you’ve never left my mind
No you’ve never left my mind

dont let the sun be the one to change you baby

My baby blue is a new star,
In the sky,
The world the world the world the world,
Just for you for nobody else.

I need you so much closer
I need you so much closer

I know why you blame me
I know why you blame yourself
I know why you blame me
I know why you blame yourself

you and me baby aint nothin but mammals so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel.......... gettin horny now

You say I'm lazy, well maybe you're right

My blood wants to say hello to you
My feelings want to get inside of you
My soul is so afraid to realize
Every little word is a lack of me

And I want you

I don't want to wonder if this is a blunder
I don't want to know whether we're going to stay together 'till we die
I don't want to doubt you, know everything about you
All the dishes rattle on the table when the elephants arrive

I want to love you madly
I want to love you now
I want to love you madly
I want to love you, love you, love you madly