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This isn't one of the worst ones but it's recent so I'll tell it anyway.

Last Saturday I was out with friends. We were all already tipsy after drinking shots before going out, I was even more than others because of indulging in red vodka, which is dangerous because it doesn't taste like hard alcohol but is just as strong as normal vodka, nevertheless. We went to a bar and ordered some drinks. I was definitely drunk by then but for some reason my friends kept ordering more to drink for me.

Then I puked in the bathroom. Twice. And the whole company (including a lot of people who I had just met and wanted to bond with) got thrown out because of me.

I guess it wouldn't have been that bad, if I hadn't for some reason tried to convice everybody that I hadn't been the one who had puked when we were out of the bar. Even though I had told a friend of mine that I was going to go to puke before I had gone and had vomit all over my scarf and jacket.

They weren't all that convinced, anyways.

oh well i'm never going to drink alcohol again!1

... poor you. I dunno, i still hate myself for saying I didnt like Woody Allen to that guy I really like (and dont talk to normaly, i only see him in his hot Doors-shirt) ... damned, why did i say this? I love Woody Allen so much nowadays and i didnt hate him back then either. : /

ok ok... my shameful story..

i really like the libertines..but noone knows them..like my freinds...family...random ppl..and so on.. so I was going around saying..

have you heard of the libertines.. pronouncing it "LiberTYNES" LOL.. HAHA

then i was watching much music..and i herd the proper promounciation..

lol.. great! HAHA

so the other day me and my friend were in HMV (music store) and i was showing her the cd..and i was like "oh yea.. the liberTYNES" as a joke..making fun of myself..and this reeally hot guy that worked their was like.. "Acually..its the libertines..(pronoucing it right)" and i just laughed and said ok..lol..hahah silly shit..

but yea!

HAHAHAHA yes.. me and my freind usually freak people out because we have a joke like every other girl in the school that we are together and then we were in town and i had to go home and she shouted really loud cuz i was a bit far
" BYE I'LL MISS YOU I WISH I COULD EXCHANGE BODILY FLUIDS WITH YOU,BUT THAT WAS BEFORE I GOT YOUR HIV TEST"
and then everyone looked at me strange.

and there were people from my school.. yeah it wasnt my fault though that i have wierd friends.

hmm dumbest thing I've done.......taped a Hoobastank video.

it could be worse, you could have gone through a korn phase like i did when freak on a leash came out

yeah.....well....that too.....

hmm hoobastank really does suck...

i was laughing so hard when i watched them perform on the euro roma awards.....

HOWEVER i was going into ANOTHER SPASM when i saw muse ~~~~ te he he

oh yeah and my English teacher freaked out when i told him Muse won
"OMG THAT IS THE GREATEST THING!!..WELL IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE FOR THEM NOT TO GET IT!!!"

ah i dont remember exactly along those lines

I always thought Avril Lavigne was really bad live, but that was before seeing the Hoobastank performance.

I admit taping a Ronan Keating video sometime in my wild puberty. But then I started digging Bon Jovi hardcore so no worries there.

When I was 12, I *ehem* liked Milli Vanilli and New Kids on the Block...yeah, that is about as embarassing as it can get, I think. Dammit, I can't believe I just told that.

I was in class.

Eveyone was being very loud. The teacher got everyone to finally shut up.

As soon as we did, I farted really loud.



I couldn't believe I did that.

lol this guy in our class does that all the time but i dunno why.

um well my embarrasing story...
i have heaps...

HEAPS!! AHHHHH
tell now!

I was coughing (broncitus) into my blanket, and inhaled fuuuzzzzz. Now my throat's furry. Silly me.

lol..

my dumb thing that i did was when i was like 12/13 i taped hanson apperances, and the only reason i wanted to play the drums was because of the one brother who played the drums..

lol..

BUT i now play the drums cause its fun..not cause of the hansons anymore!! obviously..lol.. im so dumb..

i liked the spice girls when i was 8. i had all the dolls except ginger and posh spice. i still think the movie is the greatest.

OMG! when I was in the fourth grade, we played spice girls...I was Posh. The girl playing Ginger got preggers, just like what we had read in the rag mags, by her pretend boyfriend.

hey we played spice girls when we were in primary school -it was fun!

Dalai Lama do i really have to tell you my embarrassing moments?? most of them I'm the only one that finds embarassing.

my dad was playing the spelling game with my mumma, and I joined in...but I misspelled sparkling...I forgot the L. hehe.

I'd be far more embarrassed about liking Bon Jovi than I would Boyzone/Ronan Keating.

um ...no its ok

true stupid bon jovi. He named his band after himself.

today at swimming i was doing step ups.. and i slipped and fell right on my face in the bleachers. yeah.. in fornt of the whole swim team
now no one will do step ups near me

hahahahahahahaha.....

My friend said he lost his homework and I say perhaps you snorted it without noticing. Then my other friend said really loudly that I shouldn't snort but rather inject or smoke. The teacher was right there and shot us an evil glare. Very funny.

This isn't embarassing for me but it was for my friend. She was standing in the hallway, wearing a skirt, talking to a bunch of us up sitting against the wall. My friend steph was behind her on the floor and took her water bottle and poured it directly under her legs. Then I exclaimed loudy "HAHA, dude you couldn't hold it any longer?" She got all confused and looked down while the rest of us yelled look she peed herself..... as passerby-ers laughed and stared. wow, i do have no life.

Actually that was the point. I just forgot to add a more striking sign of sarcasm. Oh but I never really liked Ronan Keating, I taped the video in case I someday would. *cough*. Luckily the time never came.

And actually the band's named after Jon Bon Jovi because he got the record deal before putting up the band and they just decided not to change it. I know you're not interested, I just had to show my years as a BJ fan weren't completely for nothing

Yes they were.

EDIT: No they weren't, I was safe and protected from liking anything to the way of Eiffel 65 or LeAnn Rimes. It could've been worse, you know.

I actually did like Bon Jovi when I was 14. He was, like, so HOT, like, oh my god! I had two of his albums and when he did that gig in Cape Town I sat in front of the TV all night watching it. I taped it too and watched it so many times that the tape warbled.
But luckily my English teacher then introduced me to the Beatles' music. Never forget the first time I heard Strawberry Fields.

Jesus! How to forget those huge hairy heads!?!

For some unknown reason I feel the need to correct that Bon Jovi is the whole band and Jon Bon Jovi the lead singer. Now that I'm officially in the middle of a nostalgic BJ-moment, I can also say that even though whatever Bon Jovi produces today isn't good music, they really did have some rocking songs in the mid-90's. And I'm not talking about something as disturbing as Always, fyi. But anyways, I haven't listened even to those good songs for ages and I don't think I'm going to anytime soon.

At least I'm reporting my weakest moment in the right topic.

I slipped on a wet rock sticking out of grass when i was running through a field and landed on my tail bone. The worst thing is that a crowd of guys were sitting on a wall in the field and er i lay there screaming for about 5 minutes and one of them helped me up. It was really embarrassing.

embarrassing?

I'll sum it up in 2 words.....high school.

the most embarrassing 4 years of my life.

one example.....I was the only person who fractured my wrist playing hackysack.

That happens to me everyday, just when people correct me or tell me something new. I always feel so dumb... I mean... Not like... Uh, The Strokes' new single is out, did you know that? I mean stuff like... The computer needs a screen. Well, if you know what I mean, general stuff. But what was "embarrassing"... Er... Dunno... I am quite boring because I don't do silly stuff. Except for... Yeah, well, if that counts. But it's just about love, being in love and giving him LETTERS! How... could I do something like that. I hate love, I love hatred. Whatever! If I have a crush on someone, I could do ANYTHING. But I think, now... I am not too shy, just, I just can't talk to the people I think I should talk to. Like... These two "Liam" guys, I think they are very random, but still very cute people. Guys, I'm out of here. It is embarrassing enough to be embarrassed by the stuff everyone has to cope with.

EDIT: Ah, yeah, I hate it if people catch me IN THE ACT when I am talking to myself.

Last Christmas Eve I did a somersault on my bed and put my foot through my window--at one in the morning. =D

Haha, That's class.

For a school concert I had to dance to "Barbie Girl" by Aqua....remember them?

now when I think about it, its totally embarrassing

My friend and I also used to collect Spice Girl Stickers

I got incredibly drunk and made out with random people. The next day I walked about campus with my head down because I remembered doing stuff, just not with who.

Not cool

I get caught by a woman police officer taking a piss.. drunk at 3am on the street.
now that's what i call embarassing.

My Grandmother Taking Embarrassing photos of me

Oh! That reminds me, my grandmother almost got me institutionalized. We were at the doctors office, I had a bad ass cold sinus infection thing. And when the doctor asked me if there was anything else, she chimed in:

"Sara isn't emotionally stable right now, she's having a hard time dealing with the world in a productive way. I think she may need counciling."

To which I gapped in awe and told her to leave, then I explained to the doctor that she was nuts, and that I was infact fine, and no I did not need counciling.

Just because I left nail marks in my wall.... jeeeeezzzzz!

yes I've been institutionalized a few times for many different reasons , I'm so glad thats over now ....it will happen again if I stop taking my Meds

try skating then falling with your leg directly under your butt, therefore creating a huge gash in your butt needing to be stiched by a male doctor.

Oh no beatcomber! That sucks.

It's funny, I always wanted to get help when I was younger (I was depressed most of the time between 14 and 17). But now that I'm ok everyone is like "Have you ever considered counseling?" argh! I'm sorry to hear about your past winningcallin, I hope everything goes smoothly for you. My ex was institutionalized over the summer for Bi-polar disorder, I know he wasn't over fond of it. If you ever need to talk to someone, I am more than willing.

Thanks

I've been depressed and like this since I was 12 ....I couldn't seem to get over my dad leaving my mum and I, my mum became angry all the time afterwards and used to lock me in the bathroom all the time she hit me as well. Mum has been arrested many times for it. so now I live on my own and I'm quite happy at the moment but i do have down days now and again .
The worst thing was when my mum locked me in the bathroom for 48hours and during that 48hrs I hurt myself quite bad with a Kitchen knife
when mum found me she called an ambulance, when they arrived the police were called because I told them what happened

try to ignore my last post

I believe I've walked into street signs aplenty before...

I was once a bit tipsy at a party and I was drinking a bottle of sourpuss. As I was drinking it, I let go and somehow the sourpuss bounced back up and hit me in the eye. Alcohol in the eyes burns. But sourpuss tastes good.

i was like high...and there were these free condoms and i was looking ni the basket and the guy goes "oh i dont think theres any actaul condoms in there" and i was like..ohh..ok and he goes "sorry did i just embaras you by saying thres no condoms" and i was like .nah its ok and i go whats the other sdtuff then and he goes.. oh lube.. and i was like oh, i LOVE THIS STUFF and i took heaps of it and hes like....okk....i dont wana know anymore information

Hmm I have done lots of embarassing things . Recnetly I was in New Zealand and one night just got out of hand. I really had absolutely no intention of getting drunk. I don't think I ever do, but I somehow drank an entire bottle of wine at the room... I felt quite tipsy and should have stopped there, but when we got to the bar I had to have a couple shots, a few daquaris...I have no idea why!! I got so drunk so I went back to the room and threw up ...didn't quite get it all in the bag... oh god it was so gross and embarassing!!! (too much info, I know!!) But that wasn't the wrost part. The next day I was so sick I could barely move, and we were supposed to check out and go somehwere else for the night. So I woke up and tried to clean up everything and knew I was supposed to leave... but I couldn't even get my stuff together. At the time I didn't think to just stay there and not go with the other people for the night, so I put myself through hell trying to leave and stuff... and ended up going back and having to get my own room which cost a ton ...god I was sick. That sucked so bad. I was all crying and stuff, I thought I was going to die. The people at the desk all knew me as the crazy sick girl who made a mess of the room and won't go away or stop whining . Luckily I get over things really easy and don't stay embarassed. new zealand was awesome if I just block out that memory--which is what I do!

I almost did an unprepared split today on the ice. Does that count?