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Post all your humour-filled vaginal-related stories here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111
are you making fun of me if so.....GOOD JOB! 
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Post all your humour-filled vaginal-related stories here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111
Haha. Nice comeback. Now..let's make a scrotum thread
MANGINA!
its a new revolution!!!!!
OMG what a cool song..sorry off topic 
i must agree
anyway back to topic
anyway back to topic
QUOTE(iseetheautumnshade @ Jan 17 2005, 02:52 PM)
i must agree
anyway back to topic
anyway back to topic
How kind even though you didn't know the song...OK
QUOTE(kaleidoscope_eyes @ Jan 17 2005, 03:40 PM)
MANGINA!
There's a boy in my grade we call "Mangina", jokingly. We all think he has 'mangina'. He says this is untrue, but why would he want to admit it, anyway?
edit: Erm, and just so you know, the teachers don't call him this, haha. Just us.
I was just watchin the first austin powers and the italina ladys name is so funny, Lotta Fagina
ahahaha
ya, I knwo thats kinda old, but its funny
NO AUSTIN POWERS IS CLASSIC
QUOTE(pitro_13 @ Jan 17 2005, 08:32 PM)
NO AUSTIN POWERS IS CLASSIC
exactley so its jokes would be all be classics
I thought the goldmember one was bad.
has anyone here seen Napoleon Dynamite?
QUOTE(Purple_Flamingo @ Jan 17 2005, 03:34 PM)
I thought the goldmember one was bad.
No way! That one was hilarious
THEY WERE ALL HILARIOUS
I LOVE AUSTIN POWERS. He's such a mad-ass horny freak.
yes hes a male version of me
no argument there j/k
i have one
QUOTE(kiwi @ Jan 17 2005, 04:02 PM)
i have one
Don't we all
...unless your a man 
Oh don't doubt it
IVE SEEN NAPOLEON DYNAMITE. but what does that have to do with vaginas?
QUOTE(LateNightRadio @ Jan 17 2005, 05:14 PM)
IVE SEEN NAPOLEON DYNAMITE. but what does that have to do with vaginas?
ABSOLUTLEY NOTHING
VULVA...isn't that just so much fun to say? someone made a thread for this on the old forum.
vulva vulva vulva
vulva vulva vulva
QUOTE(Asparagus Sin Drum @ Jan 17 2005, 01:57 PM)
Post all your humour-filled vaginal-related stories here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111
Well, I was on the District Line from Stepney Green to Earls Court once with a few friends, when suddenly an odd-looking Northern man started doing a 'vadge' impression. It went thus:
(man does butterfly-y movements with hands)
"Ooooooooh, look at meee, I'm a twaaaaaaaat, oooh look at meeeeeeeeee!"
Someone asks: "Do they do anything after that?"
"Well, sometimes they sort of come out and go (does a bird noise while thrusting butterfly movements at someone), but that's about it, really. In my experience, anyway".
QUOTE(comradestripe @ Jan 18 2005, 01:47 AM)
Well, I was on the District Line from Stepney Green to Earls Court once with a few friends, when suddenly an odd-looking Northern man started doing a 'vadge' impression. It went thus:
(man does butterfly-y movements with hands)
"Ooooooooh, look at meee, I'm a twaaaaaaaat, oooh look at meeeeeeeeee!"
Someone asks: "Do they do anything after that?"
"Well, sometimes they sort of come out and go (does a bird noise while thrusting butterfly movements at someone), but that's about it, really. In my experience, anyway".
(man does butterfly-y movements with hands)
"Ooooooooh, look at meee, I'm a twaaaaaaaat, oooh look at meeeeeeeeee!"
Someone asks: "Do they do anything after that?"
"Well, sometimes they sort of come out and go (does a bird noise while thrusting butterfly movements at someone), but that's about it, really. In my experience, anyway".
The two 'someones' you mention; are they these friends of yours?
"Odd-looking"? Ni-ce.
And did I dream it, or is there a video available?
There is indeed video footage of this wondrous event.
The...er...someones...yeah, I might know them. Might.
He wasn't that odd-looking, actually. He smelt of quim, though.
The...er...someones...yeah, I might know them. Might.
He wasn't that odd-looking, actually. He smelt of quim, though.
QUOTE(LateNightRadio @ Jan 17 2005, 10:14 PM)
IVE SEEN NAPOLEON DYNAMITE. but what does that have to do with vaginas?
why are we talking about vagina's
but that MANGINA! thing made me laugh, i'll go to school tomorrow and call someone that
i got my period for my birthday. fuck. rawr.
I'm having my period lol *high five*
coolies! are you having the horrid cramps and depression too?
because i feel really alone. and it sucks because i thought today was going to be great.
because i feel really alone. and it sucks because i thought today was going to be great.
Oh how I am. Good god, I had some of the worst cramps of my life last night, I was whining and yelping (heh that's what I tend to do), and then drank some tea, and it stopped. Then I went to bed and it started AGAIN, I couldn't sleep, I was like cursing periods and guys who never have to deal with anything. Damn. I slept like barely 4 hours last night.
The Pain And Flow Of Monthly Gremlins = clearly the rejected child grabbing as much of your womb and kicking you as much as you can to show you its distress at not being good enough to be fertilised.
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.
mine just finished...wow...it's amazing how we are all so open to eachother. lol.
QUOTE(kaleidoscope_eyes @ Jan 19 2005, 04:27 AM)
mine just finished...wow...it's amazing how we are all so open to eachother. lol.
Eurgh...not literally, I hope.
~puts plastic bag over head~
cover your ears my dear comrade.
i think of it as re-decorating my uterus. there are ity bity buys in there ripping off the lining like old wallpaper that has gone out of style.
then over time they will re decorate just in time to tear down and start over again.
i think of it as re-decorating my uterus. there are ity bity buys in there ripping off the lining like old wallpaper that has gone out of style.
then over time they will re decorate just in time to tear down and start over again.
It wasn't so much protecting my innocence I was concerned about as keeping my hair nice...and...well, basically, not having someone's monthly fluids dripping down my face.
Hideous, hideous. I'm so sorry, men.
Hideous, hideous. I'm so sorry, men.
but i hear it does wonders for split ends comrade my comrade.
Hahaha. JELLYFY!
:S
:S
wonderful hold and dying capablilities.....
we should sell it.
we should sell it.
Well, if you want to squat over a bottle, that's up to you.
anything for profit, im a true capitalist at heart. it was my american upbringing.
You will be filming it for me, won't you?
Oh my. I just love the talks of the monthly liquid that escapes our bodies in different volumes, heavy, light etc.
But bottling it in jars, and filming it, isn't that going just wee bit too far??
But bottling it in jars, and filming it, isn't that going just wee bit too far??
QUOTE(elfinator @ Jan 19 2005, 03:12 AM)
i got my period for my birthday. fuck. rawr.
Imagine gift-wrapping that.
"Oh thanks, it's homemade strawberry jam!! .. oh...er.."
You guys now the song called My vagina by NOFX?
I love it
I love it
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