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QUOTE(jackydoll @ Mar 19 2009, 04:45 PM) *

hmm it might be that you get all the emoticons when you have a certain amount of posts I think

oh and

TWILIGHT SUCKS!!! laugh.gif

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Oooh, thanks.

And thanks for the link, I'll check it out on Monday, as I'm doing the Relay for Life tomorrow and the day after (all weekend). Thanks again.


EWWW TWILIGHT. laugh.gif
Kitty
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I think Robert Pattinson is a cutie! blush.gif
Kitty
meh dry.gif I don't really care about RPattz...just hate the plot holes of the book
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This is something you should all see

I'm not sure if it's pro or anti Twilight

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypk2v4KBsZs
nettanion
HAHHAA...
I THINK ROB IS KINDA SEXY...
BUT THE PLOT IS SO LAMEEEE.... I DONT KNOW WHY ALL THOSE GIRLS SCREAM OUT EVERY TIME ROB STARING LIKE A VAMPIRE...
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JaneEyre
Hahahaha, God, all those pictures are hilarious.
Once I heard someone say that a book was "read by people who don't read". I believe this applies to Twilight. At least majorly. Most part of Twilight readers are brainless hysterical teenagers who have never ever read a book on their own, and who pee on themselves when they see Robert Pattinson (who is actually hideous to me).
Sorry if I was too harsh. All this Twilight-insanity gets on my nerves tongue.gif
Kitty
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and I couldn't help myself...

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I wonder how laser removal will cost when she's 30

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Anka
QUOTE(JaneEyre @ Jul 13 2009, 02:04 AM) *

Hahahaha, God, all those pictures are hilarious.
Once I heard someone say that a book was "read by people who don't read". I believe this applies to Twilight. At least majorly. Most part of Twilight readers are brainless hysterical teenagers who have never ever read a book on their own, and who pee on themselves when they see Robert Pattinson (who is actually hideous to me).
Sorry if I was too harsh. All this Twilight-insanity gets on my nerves tongue.gif


Whaat? Have you ever even read twilight? How old are you? If you aren't a teenager I'd understand you... it's not really a book for adults. To me it's a real good teenagerbook. I got to read it because a friend of mine told me to. She's a smart girl, she reads alot and not just stupid kids books. I don't either. But if I would just read teeniebooks I'd think that's ok. What do you think teenagers are supposed to read?
Don't get me wrong now... I'm just defending myself.
And now don't offend me. I'm not a hysteric-psycho-twilight and nothing else loving-teeniegirl. I just read the books and liked them... and I actually read them all before the movie and the hype. I don't love Robert Pattinson or Edward. I don't even like the movie that much, think it's kind of bad. I didn't watch it 1000 times, just once. and I don't have the soundtrack or the dvd and I don't have walls covered with twilight posters.
Thank you.
Luaana
QUOTE(JaneEyre @ Jul 12 2009, 11:04 PM) *

Hahahaha, God, all those pictures are hilarious.
Once I heard someone say that a book was "read by people who don't read". I believe this applies to Twilight. At least majorly. Most part of Twilight readers are brainless hysterical teenagers who have never ever read a book on their own, and who pee on themselves when they see Robert Pattinson (who is actually hideous to me).
Sorry if I was too harsh. All this Twilight-insanity gets on my nerves tongue.gif



Sounds like my sister. She is totally a hysterical twilight fan. She and her friends writes stuff like "Please, bite me, Edward. You know I want it."

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Kitty
QUOTE(LuanaChris @ Jul 23 2009, 02:14 PM) *

Sounds like my sister. She is totally a hysterical twilight fan. She and her friends writes stuff like "Please, bite me, Edward. You know I want it."

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Kitty
QUOTE(Anka @ Jul 23 2009, 07:25 AM) *

Whaat? Have you ever even read twilight? How old are you? If you aren't a teenager I'd understand you... it's not really a book for adults. To me it's a real good teenagerbook. I got to read it because a friend of mine told me to. She's a smart girl, she reads alot and not just stupid kids books. I don't either. But if I would just read teeniebooks I'd think that's ok. What do you think teenagers are supposed to read?
Don't get me wrong now... I'm just defending myself.
And now don't offend me. I'm not a hysteric-psycho-twilight and nothing else loving-teeniegirl. I just read the books and liked them... and I actually read them all before the movie and the hype. I don't love Robert Pattinson or Edward. I don't even like the movie that much, think it's kind of bad. I didn't watch it 1000 times, just once. and I don't have the soundtrack or the dvd and I don't have walls covered with twilight posters.
Thank you.



Okay we get you

The purpose of this thread is to make fun of the hype about Twilight and how it has became over-rated
Anka
QUOTE(kitty_kate_kate @ Jul 23 2009, 11:57 AM) *

Okay we get you

The purpose of this thread is to make fun of the hype about Twilight and how it has became over-rated


I know.. I just didn't want to belong to a group of "brainless hysterical teenagers" because of reading twilight.
This hype and all annoys me aswell. And I must say that this hype just started as the movie came out. Suddenly everyone would be in "I love Twilight"-groups and have their lastname changed to "Cullen" or "Swan"...
Everyone I know that read the book before seeing the movie is totally different and that's my point. nothing else.
Luaana
QUOTE(LuanaChris @ Jul 23 2009, 01:14 AM) *

Sounds like my sister. She is totally a hysterical twilight fan. She and her friends writes stuff like "Please, bite me, Edward. You know I want it."

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Believe me. That's pretty sad.
JaneEyre
QUOTE(Anka @ Jul 22 2009, 09:25 PM) *

Whaat? Have you ever even read twilight? How old are you? If you aren't a teenager I'd understand you... it's not really a book for adults. To me it's a real good teenagerbook. I got to read it because a friend of mine told me to. She's a smart girl, she reads alot and not just stupid kids books. I don't either. But if I would just read teeniebooks I'd think that's ok. What do you think teenagers are supposed to read?
Don't get me wrong now... I'm just defending myself.
And now don't offend me. I'm not a hysteric-psycho-twilight and nothing else loving-teeniegirl. I just read the books and liked them... and I actually read them all before the movie and the hype. I don't love Robert Pattinson or Edward. I don't even like the movie that much, think it's kind of bad. I didn't watch it 1000 times, just once. and I don't have the soundtrack or the dvd and I don't have walls covered with twilight posters.
Thank you.



I'm sorry if you felt touched, I wasn't trying to offend you. It's okay if you like it. I don't care if anyone has read the book and enjoyed it, as there's no accounting for taste. Maybe many would think the things I read are crap.
What I was saying is that I hate all those twilight-obsessed-hysterical-teens who prank about oooh how much they read when they haven't touched a book in their whole life (and believe me, there really are many who boast about how much they read, when the only thing they've ever read is twilight).
But I disagree with "what do you think teenagers are supposed to read?". I mean, being a teenager doesn't mean you have to read teenagers-targeted-books. Many teenagers would never ever read Twilight, and would prefer other things. It's about tastes, not about being a teenager or an adult.
JaneEyre
QUOTE(Anka @ Jul 23 2009, 12:31 PM) *

I know.. I just didn't want to belong to a group of "brainless hysterical teenagers" because of reading twilight.
This hype and all annoys me aswell. And I must say that this hype just started as the movie came out. Suddenly everyone would be in "I love Twilight"-groups and have their lastname changed to "Cullen" or "Swan"...
Everyone I know that read the book before seeing the movie is totally different and that's my point. nothing else.


That's what I meant.
Anka
QUOTE(JaneEyre @ Jul 24 2009, 01:08 AM) *

I'm sorry if you felt touched, I wasn't trying to offend you. It's okay if you like it. I don't care if anyone has read the book and enjoyed it, as there's no accounting for taste. Maybe many would think the things I read are crap.
What I was saying is that I hate all those twilight-obsessed-hysterical-teens who prank about oooh how much they read when they haven't touched a book in their whole life (and believe me, there really are many who boast about how much they read, when the only thing they've ever read is twilight).
But I disagree with "what do you think teenagers are supposed to read?". I mean, being a teenager doesn't mean you have to read teenagers-targeted-books. Many teenagers would never ever read Twilight, and would prefer other things. It's about tastes, not about being a teenager or an adult.


I didn't mean that every teenager has to read such books. I just thought you meant that noone should read such books...don't know how to explain. I see that I got it wrong and I didn't want to start a fight so I hope it's done now.
Kitty
Phew, I was about to go into my forum war bomb shelter
Anka
QUOTE(kitty_kate_kate @ Jul 24 2009, 11:45 AM) *

Phew, I was about to go into my forum war bomb shelter


Well.. you should've, I'm a thirsty psycho-vampire willing to eliminate you all.
Have a good day! smile.gif
ohh. you have vines smilies here? niiiccee. craigsmiley9oq.gif
Kitty
QUOTE(Anka @ Jul 24 2009, 09:59 PM) *

Well.. you should've, I'm a thirsty psycho-vampire willing to eliminate you all.
Have a good day! smile.gif
ohh. you have vines smilies here? niiiccee. craigsmiley9oq.gif


of course happy.gif

ryansmiley6ut.gif hamishsmiley8ud.gif bradsmileypz0.gif

EDIT: Wait a minute? PSYCHO-VAMPIRE?!!!1! wtf.gif *runs into forum war bomb shelter*
Anka
QUOTE(kitty_kate_kate @ Jul 24 2009, 12:02 PM) *

of course happy.gif

ryansmiley6ut.gif hamishsmiley8ud.gif bradsmileypz0.gif

EDIT: Wait a minute? PSYCHO-VAMPIRE?!!!1! wtf.gif *runs into forum war bomb shelter*


ohh.. those smilies are really lovely. biggrin.gif

well, do you have a problem with that? I hope you don't. Do you know what I'll do to you if I find you? I know it.. do you know it?
wait...is that the entry to the forum war bomb shelter? ok, I'll be there in just a minute. wink.gif
Kitty
*runs to second forum war bomb shelter*
Anka
QUOTE(kitty_kate_kate @ Jul 24 2009, 12:29 PM) *

*runs to second forum war bomb shelter*


Don't ever underestimate my magic-vampire-power. I'll find you wherever you go, bebeeeh.
I was first thinking of letting you go but as I entered forum war bomb shelter 1 I saw this huge "Vampires are GEEKS!"-poster. What were you thinking of by putting that on the bomb shelter 1 wall? You've really hurt me. And it even got worse as I saw the bookshelf. You read books like "How to offend a vampire!"? ohmy.gif
You're such a bad human-being, I'll eat you!
See you at dinner time! hug.gif kiss.gif

craigsmiley9oq.gif aww.
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AHHHHHHHHHHHH TOO LATE!!! *froths at mouth*

MWAHAHAHA!!! I have joined the dark side
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Anka
Uhh.. *well done*
Welcome to the dark side! I must say... you're a really smexy vamp.
Edward asked me if you're interested. so.. what do you say?


P.S.: We'll go hunting tonight. Wanna join? 8 o'clock in front of your parents' house. (Ed's gonna be there wink.gif )
Kitty
You know, being a vampire isn't so bad after all

Sure but I'll just eat a raccoon or something, not that hungry
Anka
It's sweet to be a vampire, huh? Knew you'd like it, knew you'd like it.

I understand... I wasn't that hungry at first either. We're gonna teach you tonight how to control yourself.. many tasty people out there. yummy. I barely ate 3 yesterday night. blush.gif
M@rk
and O' Doyle Rules!

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Who is he???
M@rk
QUOTE(kitty_kate_kate @ Jul 25 2009, 10:29 PM) *

Who is he???



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsNgRmsx-14
MisplacedKeys
QUOTE(Anka @ Jul 22 2009, 10:25 PM) *

What do you think teenagers are supposed to read?

Oh I don't know, something that doesn't tell them that having obsessive boyfriends watch them sleep is ~~romantic~~.
Anka
QUOTE(MisplacedKeys @ Jul 26 2009, 12:21 PM) *

Oh I don't know, something that doesn't tell them that having obsessive boyfriends watch them sleep is ~~romantic~~.

Well, I don't think that every teenagerbook tells them to. And I didn't say that they're supposed to read 'Twilight'. You just took this sentence and made it seem as if I said something totally different.
And this book doesn't tell them to think that that's romantic. Bella doesn't think that's romantic she actually hates it when Edward watches her sleep.
So then a murder mystery tells the readers that it's good to kill just because someone does that in the book?
Must be like that because if Edward watches Bella sleep it makes it seem that that's a good thing to do to the readers.. Yeah, got that. And because Edward's such a hero everyone goes hunting in the forest and sucks the blood out of animals.
They must be really stupid to not get that it's not like that.
keough06
...so!
who else is pump'd for the new twlight movie? ;D
MisplacedKeys
QUOTE(Anka @ Jul 26 2009, 03:21 PM) *

You just took this sentence and made it seem as if I said something totally different.

No, I simply quoted the relevant part in order to answer your question.

QUOTE(Anka @ Jul 26 2009, 03:21 PM) *

And this book doesn't tell them to think that that's romantic. Bella doesn't think that's romantic she actually hates it when Edward watches her sleep.

Bella's response: ""You spied on me?" But somehow I couldn't infuse my voice with the proper outrage. I was flattered." (actual quote)

Slightly more appropriate response: ""You spied on me?" But somehow I couldn't infuse my voice with the proper outrage. I was too busy calling the police while pepperspraying his stalker arse back to Creepyville."

QUOTE(Anka @ Jul 26 2009, 03:21 PM) *

So then a murder mystery tells the readers that it's good to kill just because someone does that in the book?
Must be like that because if Edward watches Bella sleep it makes it seem that that's a good thing to do to the readers.. Yeah, got that. And because Edward's such a hero everyone goes hunting in the forest and sucks the blood out of animals.
They must be really stupid to not get that it's not like that.

It's funny how you accuse me of twisting your words and then do this. Like, do you listen to yourself. At all.
Anka
QUOTE(MisplacedKeys @ Jul 26 2009, 05:15 PM) *

No, I simply quoted the relevant part in order to answer your question.

Yeah, you did quote that part. and that's what I actually wrote but you twisted the meaning around with the things you wrote to answer to it. Like I would've said "What do you think teenagers are supposed to read other than Twilight?"

QUOTE(MisplacedKeys @ Jul 26 2009, 05:15 PM) *
Bella's response: ""You spied on me?" But somehow I couldn't infuse my voice with the proper outrage. I was flattered." (actual quote)

Slightly more appropriate response: ""You spied on me?" But somehow I couldn't infuse my voice with the proper outrage. I was too busy calling the police while pepperspraying his stalker arse back to Creepyville."

You'd react like that? Euh.. Bella loves Edward, did you know that? If you'd have a boyfriend that you'd love would you do something like that to him without even waiting for his answer? And is your boyfriend a vampire which means somehow different? I'd say Bella is a bit more sensitive and cautious plus she adores Edward.

QUOTE(MisplacedKeys @ Jul 26 2009, 05:15 PM) *
It's funny how you accuse me of twisting your words and then do this. Like, do you listen to yourself. At all.

Oh wow... Are you serious? I was actually being ironic, stupid! How could you not get that? I don't even know why I'm talking to someone like you...
MisplacedKeys
QUOTE(Anka @ Jul 26 2009, 07:24 PM) *

You'd react like that? Euh.. Bella loves Edward, did you know that? If you'd have a boyfriend that you'd love would you do something like that to him without even waiting for his answer? And is your boyfriend a vampire which means somehow different? I'd say Bella is a bit more sensitive and cautious plus she adores Edward.

At that point Edward and Bella have known each other for what, a month? Edward not only sneaks into her room without telling her, he watches her sleep for hours at a time, and he OILS HER WINDOW in order to prevent squeaking. That isn't love, that's obsession and stalking. Damn right I wouldn't wait for an explanation. But I guess I'm not ~sensitive~ enough to ~understand~ the delicate reasons as to why a guy I barely know would climb through my window and stare at my sleeping body as opposed to, I don't know, calling me on the phone or something that sane people do.

QUOTE(Anka @ Jul 26 2009, 07:24 PM) *

Oh wow... Are you serious? I was actually being ironic, stupid! How could you not get that? I don't even know why I'm talking to someone like you...

I did get that part, thankyouverymuch. And you were using your witty irony to say that people don't go around killing people just because such things are featured in a book, no? I never claimed they did, and it's unfair to make it seem like I believe that books force people do things they'd otherwise never do. Because ... wait for it ... wait for it ... I don't, actually.
Anka
QUOTE(MisplacedKeys @ Jul 26 2009, 07:12 PM) *

At that point Edward and Bella have known each other for what, a month? Edward not only sneaks into her room without telling her, he watches her sleep for hours at a time, and he OILS HER WINDOW in order to prevent squeaking. That isn't love, that's obsession and stalking. Damn right I wouldn't wait for an explanation. But I guess I'm not ~sensitive~ enough to ~understand~ the delicate reasons as to why a guy I barely know would climb through my window and stare at my sleeping body as opposed to, I don't know, calling me on the phone or something that sane people do.

Maybe that isn't really normal but Edward isn't normal himself and it's just a damn book, get over it!
Oh well and Bella already said that she'd love him after that little time and she meant it. It's possible to love someone you don't know that long.

QUOTE(MisplacedKeys @ Jul 26 2009, 07:12 PM) *
I did get that part, thankyouverymuch. And you were using your witty irony to say that people don't go around killing people just because such things are featured in a book, no? I never claimed they did, and it's unfair to make it seem like I believe that books force people do things they'd otherwise never do. Because ... wait for it ... wait for it ... I don't, actually.

Ok, then why did you not say so?
Oh yeah and it isn't "unfair" of you to say stuff about me that isn't true? You did...
I thought you'd actually think that books force people to do things they'd never do. You said Twilight would make people think that it's romantic that guys come into your bedroom and watch you sleep. That's somehow the same, yeah?
I still must say that my example wasn't the best one I could've come up with but I think it still made my point pretty clear.
And I fucked up didn't try to be funny unlike you..
MisplacedKeys
QUOTE(Anka @ Jul 26 2009, 08:40 PM) *

Maybe that isn't really normal but Edward isn't normal himself and it's just a damn book, get over it!

How does Edward not being normal excuse his behaviour? A lot of people who do fucked up things are fucked up themselves, that doesn't make their actions any less fucked up.
I'm very well aware that it's "just a damn book", but the other part of your sentence, "get over it", implies that I care about Twilight to start with. For the record, I don't, not really.

QUOTE(Anka @ Jul 26 2009, 08:40 PM) *

Oh well and Bella already said that she'd love him after that little time and she meant it. It's possible to love someone you don't know that long.

And of course the concept of loving someone includes not questioning your partner's actions, ever, and accepting stalkery as a perfectly natural form of flattery.

QUOTE(Anka @ Jul 26 2009, 08:40 PM) *

Oh yeah and it isn't "unfair" of you to say stuff about me that isn't true? You did...

I didn't say anything about you. I said things about the stuff you've said. This isn't personal, I wish you understood that.

QUOTE(Anka @ Jul 26 2009, 08:40 PM) *

I thought you'd actually think that books force people to do things they'd never do. You said Twilight would make people think that it's romantic that guys come into your bedroom and watch you sleep. That's somehow the same, yeah?

I might've phrased that badly, I apologise. What I meant was that this is arguably the message a portion of the book sends. What I did not say is that readers will suddenly get into similar relationships upon reading it. The book makes light of issues such as creepy stalking and tries to sell it as a part of 'true love' package, which is kind of not okay, for reasons that are hopefully obvious.
Anka
QUOTE(MisplacedKeys @ Jul 26 2009, 09:06 PM) *

How does Edward not being normal excuse his behaviour? A lot of people who do fucked up things are fucked up themselves, that doesn't make their actions any less fucked up.
I'm very well aware that it's "just a damn book", but the other part of your sentence, "get over it", implies that I care about Twilight to start with. For the record, I don't, not really.

Some people can't control their actions or don't know what they're doing because of various reasons which makes it more excusable. I don't want to make it seem as if this book is profound but I guess Edward just doesn't have much experiences with girls or love since he became a vampire as a teenager and he doesn't really communicate with human-beings as a vampire. He didn't really have a social life a long time and gets his knowledge out of books. He obviously thinks it's interesting to watch people sleep because he can't himself.
You somehow seem to care about Twilight otherwise you wouldn't argue with me about it. If you didn't care at all I suppose you would'nt have started all of this. Well, maybe you're just bored or I don't know.

QUOTE(MisplacedKeys @ Jul 26 2009, 09:06 PM) *

And of course the concept of loving someone includes not questioning your partner's actions, ever, and accepting stalkery as a perfectly natural form of flattery.

How do you know Bella doesn't question his actions? She's just fictive, I can't tell either. And I didn't say you shouldn't ever. Well.. I don't even care now anyway. This argue is actually senseless.

QUOTE(MisplacedKeys @ Jul 26 2009, 09:06 PM) *

I didn't say anything about you. I said things about the stuff you've said. This isn't personal, I wish you understood that.

You didn't make it seem as if it wasn't personal to me.. so how do I know? I still think it is. You can't tell me now that you really don't dislike me at least now and didn't show me in any way.

QUOTE(MisplacedKeys @ Jul 26 2009, 09:06 PM) *

I might've phrased that badly, I apologise. What I meant was that this is arguably the message a portion of the book sends. What I did not say is that readers will suddenly get into similar relationships upon reading it. The book makes light of issues such as creepy stalking and tries to sell it as a part of 'true love' package, which is kind of not okay, for reasons that are hopefully obvious.

I didn't say you said that either. I just said that you've said they're thinking of it as a romantic thing and not being in the same situation because of all this.
This one thing doesn't really send out a nice message, I know.
I do get it but a normal or perfect romance between a vampire and a human-being doesn't make a realistic story if you'd ask me. I know that this whole book isn't but I hope you get what I'm saying.
There are so many books out there that give people the wrong ideas of life and there will always be.
I also think there are much worse books so if a kid reads Twilight I don't think it will suddenly get the idea that stalking is a romantic act. I didn't even think about something like that while reading and I haven't heard anybody saying something about it.

Do you really want to continue this much longer? I'm getting somehow tired of this by now.
But if you'd like, just provoke me a little more and I'm sure you'll get at least a little answer.
keough06
bella's cute. at least her actor is.
Kitty
I'm going into the forum war bomb shelter again dry.gif

Twilight just makes an psychologically abusive relationship look like a fantasy

BTW Anka I like your signature. Barney the dinosaur somehow always makes me crack out laughing biggrin.gif
Kitty
QUOTE(M@rk @ Jul 26 2009, 09:27 AM) *

and O' Doyle Rules!

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stop looking at me SWAN!!! mad.gif

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Anka
^^^^
That's a real dramatic swan I'd say... the way the water runs out of its mouth. wtf.gif


QUOTE(kitty_kate_kate @ Jul 27 2009, 07:26 AM) *

I'm going into the forum war bomb shelter again dry.gif

Twilight just makes an psychologically abusive relationship look like a fantasy

BTW Anka I like your signature. Barney the dinosaur somehow always makes me crack out laughing biggrin.gif

Euh... I'd say you'd better go into forum war bomb shelter 2. Forum war bomb shelter doesn't really look welcoming anymore. You should get someone to clean up the floor... and the walls. There's somehow blood all over the place. unsure.gif

I don't think it was the aim of the author to write about an abusive relationship... at least I hope so. idk. can't change it now anyway.

Thanks. biggrin.gif I used to watch Barney as a little kid and now he scares me somehow. I don't even want to know who came up with the idea of the show... ohmy.gif


...has anyone seen Panic Room?

Bozomatt
Hmmmm I actually loved twilight. I thought it was very moving when it needed to be and awesome at any time it could be.


......

I also love paramore lol but not cos of that movie.
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