Attention all haters and loathers of Twilight...

I have created a thread to let out all you anger and hatred towards the book/sequels/movies/Robert Patterson until the hype has gone.

You may reply to this thread right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH MY GOD WHAT AN UNORIGINAL PLOT.

How do people consider it genius? D:

There.
I think I'm done

Nah, I'm just really sleepy atm. I have a well of thoughts on the subject which I can't be bothered to let out again, even in an environment where I won't get pinned down and thrashed because of my opinion

I'll come back to this topic, for sure.

i fuckin love the person who did this thread twilight is one of the worst movies ive ever seen and that girl is just ANNOYING as hell.

it t'was I!!!! Bow down before me...I am the oh mighty powerful one...

Also if you ever seen Power Thirst on YouTube, this is the Twilight version...GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF BULLSHIT!!!

THE MOVIE:
- bad cast
- bad plot
- bad soundtrack
- bad scenery
- bad outfit
- and bad other

THE BOOK:
- bad plot
- bad timeline
- bad character
- bad title
- bad cover
- bad choose-of-word
- bad author
- bad bad bad bad

*it's not mentioned before but i still going*

THE WEBSITE:
- bad background
- bad colour
- bad fonts
- bad bad bad
*i only seen in for a second and i dont like it*

uh. the only good thing of it is:
NOTHING

now im done for a while..

All Twilight haters, this group on Bebo may interest you;

http://www.bebo.com/EDWARDCULLENISNTREAL

My twin sister made it and it's fitting to this topic

MisplacedKeys, I hope you don't mind, but she used the Edward-Unicorn GIF as the default recently and used the "Spam posts with picture sof me" picture as the background, but credited you both times.

I can't take credit for either of those, actually. Credit ontd_twatlight or Twatfax instead (I'm pretty sure they don't mind anyone taking those).

Also, I cannot bring myself to really hate Twilight. I mean, the book and the film are both hot messes of fail, but the amount of cheap laughs I got out of it and the snark sites dedicated to it almost outweigh the horror that is Twilight.

Never read it and never seen it. I just dont get what the craze is all about... a hot vampire? am i in the ball park?

hopefully you'll never know how terrible the hype is

Ohhh, now I feel stupid >_<
Thanks for the heads up, I'll tell my sister.

And jackydoll, those pictures are hilarious x D

awww you're welcome

and just for you, here are some videos of some twilight book burnings:

Burning the Twilight Book

Twilight Barbeque

Okay this thread shall be renamed TWILIGHT SUCKS!!!/BUFFY RULEZ!!!

LOL!
x D
Hahah.

The 'breaking news' and Harry Potter one was funniest to me x D Probably because I've never seen Buffy, but ya know
Are those your pictures of can I use them? =]

That picture of that vampire puppet dude who I have currently forgotten the name of is quite fitting, because I was always scared of him

I watched the videos too. Even though, to me personally, I think burning a book is going too far, man, that looks fun

And wow, there are a lot of Twilight-burning videos O_O

no they're not mine, I got them from a site called roflrazzi.com which is like the shobiz version of lolcats

and how can you not forget the count from sesame street

Thanks

Uhmm... maybe because I never watched Sesame Street

oh... okay

anyways getting back on topic...

TWILIGHTSUCKSTWILIGHTSUCKSTWILIGHTSUCKSTWILIGHTSUCKSTWILIGHTSUCKSTWILIGHTSUCKSTW
ILIGHTSUCKSTWILIGHTSUCKS

Haha. x D
I seriously just can't comprehend why it's so popular and loved. It's just... mind-blowing O_o
How do people manage to make it out to be so awesomely wonderful, when clearly, it's not?
Grr.

coz they got hypnotized by the topaz-eyed hype!!!

i dont get it. there are SO many great movies out there...and this one is totally hyped and absolutely everyone looooves it and i dont get why. it IS NOT A GOOD MOVIE.

I hate Twilight for one reason.

The god damn fans.

Jeez, they're so annoying.

meh. I think hysteric Twilight-haters are worse than hysteric Twilight-fans.

sorry.

Let's settle for them both being as bad as each other.

per jackydoll's request, I bring you my icon from ontd_twatlight at LJ:

thank you



I'm not that hysterical. I don't really whinge how terrible Twilight is 24/7.

I haven't seen twilight

OH, but you should!

but if I seriously whinge on how twilight really sucks, I could get death threats from some twilight fans

oh yeah and I found these twilight tattoos:

oh and this vid of an edward version of jizz in my pants

I refuse to watch that link out of honour! And slightly too much beer.

uh.. because there is that bastard robert pat. he thinks he is handsome and this world is still full of stupid and blind girls.

way to go sister!!!

Wow wow wow, girl, RPattz is on our side. He hates Twilight as much as anyone in the world, except he has a role in the film. I mean, c'mon, he's called SMeyer a psycho about a hundred times. He's our homeboy.

really...?

I kinda enjoyed the book but the movie was so bad..
it was such a waste of time and money

twilight is so great i am ialways jacking off t oit

rPATSZ is a fag btw

Get your facts right. He's a hobosexual, thankyouverymuch.

Oh yeah the other day, I was at a bookstore and among the shelves of twilight books were these copies of a bio on RPattz. It looked crappy and was thin like Daniel Radcliffe's bio.

Ooooh, watching the film was really fun. What, Robert's already got a biography?

LOOOOL

Oh my God x D That emoticon thingy is hilarious ! No, I'm not that immature, but my friend is and I just pictured her reaction to it

This is gonna sound reaaaally n00by, but I'm still finding my way around these boards, I'm still half new, lol, but yeah, I've seen a heap of those type of smilies around the boards and they have shortcuts, but their not mentioned in the "Clickable Smilies" section...?

Also that Robert Pattinson-with-a-box GIF immediately reminded me of Boxman (Smosh)

So I edited it, but it turned out really crap ;


Click to view attachment


EDIT: Argggh, what the hell.... it's not working D:

Oh just click on "Show All" when you make a reply. There are heaps more emoticons there.

Also I don't get that gif of RPattz rubbing a box

Yeah, I saw that button before, but mine doesn't have lots, I don't think. It has 20 when I click on it.

None of them are the smilies holding flowers and laughing on the ground and other such ones I've seen around.


I don't get it, either. I just think it looks funny

okay this is some of what you get when you click on the "Show All" link. I think you need to scroll down the pop up link:

etc

Oh, it's a joke about this really boring TMZ paparazzi video of Nikki Reed and RPattz in which they were shopping for huge boxes. Nothing interesting happens in the video, but soon hilarious macros were made, including stuff like Nikki Reed: homewrecking whore (RPattz/BOX4eva) and my personal favourite, Surprise boxsecks!

oh okay

It's just that we only get TMZ on pay TV here in Australia and I don't watch Hollywood gossip shows, just a waste of space.

But I do want to see that surprise boxsecks!!!

Wow. Mine doesn't have all that O_O

When I click "show all" I have:




TWILIGHT SUCKS **makes up for off topic-ness**

and... :angry:

(wasn't allowed to have them all in one post)

hmm it might be that you get all the emoticons when you have a certain amount of posts I think

oh and

TWILIGHT SUCKS!!!

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