AHHHH!!! MY BEAUTIFUL CRAIGERS ISN'T A PURE VIRGIN!!!! I CAN'T GO ON LIVING!!! *Slits wrists and drinks a bottle of 30M hyrdochloric acid*
*gurgles*
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Th!sZ sUxx!!!!!!1 CuZ n0w ! d0n'T HeV uH Đh4ncE wiZ h!m, coZ I w0ntD 2 T4K3 hIz vUrGiNuHtY, OMGFZ da w0rLd aIn't f/-\ir!!!!
Good God. Why am I so capable of doing this? 
There is an inner teenybopper within all of us 
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Yes, but mine comes out way too much. 
QUOTE(Craighead @ Mar 25 2005, 11:33 AM)
Th!sZ sUxx!!!!!!1 CuZ n0w ! d0n'T HeV uH Đh4ncE wiZ h!m, coZ I w0ntD 2 T4K3 hIz vUrGiNuHtY, OMGFZ da w0rLd aIn't f/-\ir!!!!
OmGzz!1!!!!111one
Lyk3< N0W4yZ Cuz I w4z GuNNa FyND H1m N H3 Wz GUnA FaLL 1n LuV W1T M3y n I waNT3D 2 TayKE Hiz VirGin1TaY!!!1!@@1!!!1!!!1111! YoUd Bett4 BAcK OfF YoO h0r!
((oh piss....you're better at it than I am. I never thought this would happen
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QUOTE(Freaky_freak @ Mar 25 2005, 10:41 AM)
Ooh, she's very cool-looking. Quite pretty/funky too. Craig picked a good one! Although, I REALLY can't imagine them together...I can't even picture them standing side-by-side let alone acting couple-ish.
There was one pic of them in Spin magazine last year, although they weren't very 'couple-ish' since Craig was up a light pole and Harry was a small distance away looking up with other people around them. I have the magazine somewhere but I can't be bothered finding it and scanning it, I'm sure the picture is somewhere else on the net anyway if you're interested enough to try and find it.
QUOTE(Craighead @ Mar 25 2005, 07:10 AM)
Ughl. Really, this isn't said out of 'OMGz I'm, like, SO protectvie of my Cwaiggy, lOlz'(let's leave that to maryjane_33), but I find that woman so damn scary. I think it's the hair, that has the same colour of my Dutch-teacher, a.k.a. the female Joseph Stalin.
So, will you become a WrizzztSL!TbUddY?
So, will you become a WrizzztSL!TbUddY?
Sorry, I can't be a WrizzztSL!TbUddY.
Believe it or not, Craig still looks like a virgin to me
QUOTE(allie9609 @ Mar 25 2005, 01:15 PM)
There was one pic of them in Spin magazine last year, although they weren't very 'couple-ish' since Craig was up a light pole and Harry was a small distance away looking up with other people around them. I have the magazine somewhere but I can't be bothered finding it and scanning it, I'm sure the picture is somewhere else on the net anyway if you're interested enough to try and find it.
I know that pic
Anyway, I think she's pretty, but not the pretty that I like. I like the pretty that's not so common but the face gets stuck in your mind.
And it's sad cause I always pictured Craig with a girl who would be more like his opposite. I don't mean the Popstar look, NO WAY!! I just figured it would be fun if he was with someone who's..."normal"(?) Okay, I can't find a good word for it... 
Didn't Craig and Harry break up???
Behold!!! Craig and Dirty Harry!!!
Ughl x 399495. Seriously, I find her no ideal woman for Craig. He'd be so much better with someone like Meg White!
QUOTE(Craighead @ Mar 25 2005, 10:12 AM)
Ughl x 399495. Seriously, I find her no ideal woman for Craig. He'd be so much better with someone like Meg White!
Psst she used to be an underage stripper. OMGZZZZ
QUOTE(little_washu712 @ Mar 25 2005, 03:25 PM)
Psst she used to be an underage stripper. OMGZZZZ
Liek, OMG!
QUOTE(kaleidoscope_eyes @ Mar 24 2005, 06:25 PM)
No dissing Marilyn Manson now..He rocks.
Yeah... he rocks...or she?...it rocks...i used to listen to Marilyn Manson...but im not alternative AT ALL...
QUOTE(little_washu712 @ Mar 25 2005, 03:25 PM)
Psst she used to be an underage stripper. OMGZZZZ
Who? Meg White or Dirty Harry????
QUOTE(Freaky_freak @ Mar 26 2005, 08:09 AM)
Who? Meg White or Dirty Harry????
I think Meg was one and Harry isn't, but still looks like one.
QUOTE(Craighead @ Mar 26 2005, 01:02 PM)
I think Meg was one and Harry isn't, but still looks like one.
MEG???? Hahah! I really cannot imagine that!
QUOTE(glitteratiesque @ Mar 26 2005, 11:49 AM)
MEG???? Hahah! I really cannot imagine that!
I could. Meg is ShAxxEhH.
QUOTE(Freaky_freak @ Mar 25 2005, 08:45 AM)
Behold!!! Craig and Dirty Harry!!!
Is that him climbing a pole
He's out of control. It looked like a gossip magazine and i didn't even know anyone wrote that stuff about him.
When someone said that he was up a lightpole I imagined him actually at the top of it it's like NOOO don't jump craig!
Is that a leash around him that Harry is holding on to?
Her name makes me think that she is dirty and hairy. she needs a new name
it's like NOOO don't jump craig!Is that a leash around him that Harry is holding on to?
Her name makes me think that she is dirty and hairy. she needs a new name
QUOTE(marilyn_monroe @ Mar 26 2005, 07:19 PM)
When someone said that he was up a lightpole I imagined him actually at the top of it it's like NOOO don't jump craig!
Is that a leash around him that Harry is holding on to?
Her name makes me think that she is dirty and hairy. she needs a new name
it's like NOOO don't jump craig!Is that a leash around him that Harry is holding on to?
Her name makes me think that she is dirty and hairy. she needs a new name
Well, I think the 'dirty' part suits, but that might just be me.
QUOTE(Freaky_freak @ Mar 25 2005, 02:45 PM)
Behold!!! Craig and Dirty Harry!!!
*faints*
Nooooooo, seriously, nooooooo.
BITCH! 
OMG OMG MG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG....*looks at the first one*
I didnt just wonder about the get free song but I have been wondering who he could be talking about in Animal Machine...I think I have my answer. And now I wish I didnt know
QUOTE(Give'Em hell kid @ Mar 26 2005, 08:37 PM)
I didnt just wonder about the get free song but I have been wondering who he could be talking about in Animal Machine...I think I have my answer. And now I wish I didnt know
I wish freaky freak never psted these disturbing pics of craig and....HER.
For Pete's sake, people, calm the fook down!
Sure, that Harry-woman is one hell of an offense to the female race, but it's not the end of the WORLD.
Sure, that Harry-woman is one hell of an offense to the female race, but it's not the end of the WORLD.
Eeeeheeeheeheee. This thread has nearly made me piss myself from laughing. 
QUOTE(marilyn_monroe @ Mar 26 2005, 07:19 PM)
Is that a leash around him that Harry is holding on to?
If it was a leash then good. Craig seems like a boyfriend who does need a leash.
QUOTE(Craighead @ Mar 26 2005, 07:27 PM)
Well, I think the 'dirty' part suits, but that might just be me.
Well, sort of. I saw an avatar of her where she's wearing something that looks like lingerie. No offense to her but I think that's wrong.
QUOTE(Brush @ Mar 26 2005, 08:33 PM)
*faints*
Nooooooo, seriously, nooooooo. BITCH!
OMG OMG MG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG....*looks at the first one*
Nooooooo, seriously, nooooooo.
BITCH! OMG OMG MG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG....*looks at the first one*
sorry, I find that funny, hehehe
QUOTE(Brush @ Mar 26 2005, 08:39 PM)
I wish freaky freak never psted these disturbing pics of craig and....HER.
Sorry but...I really don't feel that bad hat they're dating...I don't know why though
But I heard they broke up. Maybe that will make you feel better
QUOTE(Freaky_freak @ Mar 27 2005, 05:02 AM)
If it was a leash then good. Craig seems like a boyfriend who does need a leash.
Well, sort of. I saw an avatar of her where she's wearing something that looks like lingerie. No offense to her but I think that's wrong.
sorry, I find that funny, hehehe
Sorry but...I really don't feel that bad hat they're dating...I don't know why though But I heard they broke up. Maybe that will make you feel better
Well, sort of. I saw an avatar of her where she's wearing something that looks like lingerie. No offense to her but I think that's wrong.
sorry, I find that funny, hehehe
Sorry but...I really don't feel that bad hat they're dating...I don't know why though
But I heard they broke up. Maybe that will make you feel better I think brush was joking
QUOTE(marilyn_monroe @ Mar 27 2005, 04:21 PM)
I think brush was joking
I actually dunno, it was just, I guess, I still cannot picture Craig with such a woman, and there was the photo then, it schocked me, but itīs kinda funny... But, I donīt care anymore....
CRAIG?! NOOO! *slits ankles*...Wait, I'm missing something here.
Let Craig date who (or what) he likes. (I predict a fishstick in the near future.) Wasn't there also a rumour he was dating Jack White?
Let Craig date who (or what) he likes. (I predict a fishstick in the near future.) Wasn't there also a rumour he was dating Jack White?
^ Oooh! I would've loved to have seen Craigs love child with Jack White! .
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QUOTE(allie9609 @ Mar 27 2005, 08:47 PM)
^ Oooh! I would've loved to have seen Craigs love child with Jack White! .
.Damn! That thing would be ugly!! *shudders*
QUOTE(Brush @ Mar 27 2005, 12:57 PM)
I actually dunno, it was just, I guess, I still cannot picture Craig with such a woman, and there was the photo then, it schocked me, but itīs kinda funny... But, I donīt care anymore....
You are so cute, Brush
I LURV UR SIG CRAIGHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i might be seein the dresden dolls
QUOTE(Winningdays1 @ Mar 28 2005, 02:21 AM)
I LURV UR SIG CRAIGHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i might be seein the dresden dolls
Really? Whoah, you're so lucky! I'd love to witness them live, it seems like so much fun.
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Let Craig date who (or what) he likes. (I predict a fishstick in the near future.)
Hahaha.
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Let Craig date who (or what) he likes. (I predict a fishstick in the near future.)
*Turns into a fishstick and waits patiently*
QUOTE(marilyn_monroe @ Mar 28 2005, 01:51 AM)
You are so cute, Brush
Thanky.... 
QUOTE(Freaky_freak @ Mar 26 2005, 12:45 AM)
Behold!!! Craig and Dirty Harry!!!
I think Craig Nicholls and Victoria 'Harry' Harrison both have very good taste
QUOTE(crash @ Mar 29 2005, 05:05 AM)
I think Craig Nicholls and Victoria 'Harry' Harrison both have very good taste
yep. i think they make a cute couple, honestly. I can imagine harry watching craig do something silly and she's laughing. awwww...sweet
But I seriously can't imagine caig havin' sex with anyone
QUOTE(Freaky_freak @ Mar 29 2005, 03:21 PM)
But I seriously can't imagine caig havin' sex with anyone
Really??? Then again, I have a very dirty mind
Who is this Harry chick?
I went on her site and It seemed like a place to put skank arse pictures of her in her underwear!
I couldn't be bothered to read anything....Is she a singer or something?
And remember those pictures were done In about 2002....It's now 2005
I went on her site and It seemed like a place to put skank arse pictures of her in her underwear!
I couldn't be bothered to read anything....Is she a singer or something?
And remember those pictures were done In about 2002....It's now 2005
QUOTE(allie9609 @ Mar 29 2005, 05:26 AM)
Really??? Then again, I have a very dirty mind
OKay
QUOTE(girl with the golden touch 89 @ Mar 29 2005, 03:43 PM)
Who is this Harry chick?
I went on her site and It seemed like a place to put skank arse pictures of her in her underwear!
I couldn't be bothered to read anything....Is she a singer or something?
And remember those pictures were done In about 2002....It's now 2005
I went on her site and It seemed like a place to put skank arse pictures of her in her underwear!
I couldn't be bothered to read anything....Is she a singer or something?
And remember those pictures were done In about 2002....It's now 2005
Yeah I think Harry is in band or something, but I don't think they've released anything outside of the UK.
Yeah those photos were from a while ago, but that doesn't mean that they've broken up. I think they make a cute couple, but you're probably right in that they've broken up since most relationships don't last as long as 3 years, but meh. It's not exactly important.
QUOTE(Freaky_freak @ Mar 29 2005, 01:21 AM)
yep. i think they make a cute couple, honestly. I can imagine harry watching craig do something silly and she's laughing. awwww...sweet
But I seriously can't imagine caig havin' sex with anyone
But I seriously can't imagine caig havin' sex with anyone
HAHA poor craig. Too complicated for him, huh
But it would be sad for a 27 year old rock star to be a virgin
I nearly peed my pants thinking about that.
Almost no rock stars are virgins, but I bet Craig might be. Even if he wasn't, he probably wouldn't have finished; he'd fall asleep in the middle or forgot what he was doing and walked off to get a coke.
QUOTE(Fangz Of Fire @ Mar 29 2005, 07:27 PM)
Almost no rock stars are virgins, but I bet Craig might be. Even if he wasn't, he probably wouldn't have finished; he'd fall asleep in the middle or forgot what he was doing and walked off to get a coke.
Soo right. I could imagine him doing so. 
*dream sequence*
Waaay to short attention sapn
If we combine the results, we get...kinky coke sex in your sleep?
Sounds like a plan.
Sounds like a plan.
QUOTE(Fangz Of Fire @ Mar 30 2005, 04:27 AM)
forgot what he was doing and walked off to get a coke.
He's probably done that before.
And I'm not being funny....he probably seriously has done that.
QUOTE(Fangz Of Fire @ Mar 30 2005, 10:49 AM)
If we combine the results, we get...kinky coke sex in your sleep?
Sounds like a plan.
Sounds like a plan.
*drools*
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