QUOTE(evie dee @ Sep 11 2008, 08:14 AM)

You haven't read the report that I linked a while back, have you? Obviously not. It's on the top of page 14. And the myspace thing don't mean shit, honey.
I know that you're older than me, but don't rely on what you're friends say, because it may not even be true.
And maybe she hasn't changed her stauts as of yet back to single.
That is why I roll my eyes at you.
QUOTE(evie dee @ Sep 11 2008, 08:31 AM)

I'm done with vinechild. There's no changing her mind.
You're so entertaining.
QUOTE(arbitrary world @ Sep 12 2008, 06:36 AM)

Oh...my god.
Well, that finally explains all that dried orange paint I kept plucking from his pubes.
I hope he cries for his Oompa-Loompa whores when I'm shoving his magic flute up his ass.
[/ruining my own childhood]
I read this as if the picture in your sig was saying it, and I seriously nearly peed my pants.