QUOTE(yoshi @ Aug 28 2008, 01:19 PM)

Plse someone verify if Craig is single at the moment. Because I'd like to stand in a queue.

I asked
Ask Craig* if he was single and he said, I quote: "Yes. I'm telling you the teeth, that means the tooth!"
Then I asked him: "Are you telling me the truth or is it just a stunt to keep fangirls away?"
And he said: "I cannot tell you!"
And I said: "Why not?"
To which he replied: "Yes, but remember I'm a compulsive liar."
At that point I got confused and asked a simple: "What?"
And he answered with: "Maybe. I like all birds. I think the eagle is my favourite."
I started again, asking him if he was in a relationship.
He said: "No. They just want you to spend, they just want you to buy a car."
I asked: "Who are they?"
He said: "Oh! I can't explain it! I can't explain it!"
I said: "Can't you try? For me?"
To which he answered: "Yes, but remember I'm a compulsive liar."
At that point, I had it with him and left him to his compulsive lying ways. Make what you will out of this.
*ahhh, Ask Craig. Always brings the lulz.