Can you picture the Vines opening for John Mayer?
I can picture the convos between John and Craig. Craig asking John for advice about girls.
Craig: John?
John: Yeah?
Craig: How do I get girls?
John: Don't date girls int he same industry. They'll use you! cell phone ringsJennifer, I'm done with you , you fucking bitch! I blogged that I broke up with you, take the hint and move on! Where was I?
Craig: Dating girls in the same industry.
John: They love you, use you, and then leave you. And if they're dad is their mana-I mean pimp-then you're really screwed.
Craig: But I love KJ.
John: Dump her and get a penis pump!
Craig: Penis pump?
John: Guys in the music industry need to be well endowed. And sleep with every groupie that you can. And it doesn't hurt to pee on them.
Craig: I much prefer the Trukish snowcone and the mud pretzel. But golden showers? EW!
John: Those are fine and all, but what really reels the girls in is peeing on them. Most importantly, it doesn't hurt to develop a huge ego. I SAID THESE SKITTLES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SEPERATED BY COLOR!
Ryan: John, I loved the way you kissed me last night. That was awesome!
John: And it doesn't hurt to start making out with guys. It's turns the lady's on, and they're butter.
Craig: What about drugs? I've stopped doing them.
John: Hire someone to do drugs for you. And it doesn't hurt to start writing songs about fucking supermodels.
Craig: Why not tell them I'm Craig Nicholls?
John: That will work. I'm fucked Gemma Ward. I told her that I was John Mayer. WHERE'S MY HOT DOG?
Brad: But isn't the point to get to know girls? It worked for my girlfriend.
John: Well, this way works for me.
Hamish: But aren't you just using your ego?
John: I don't use my ego. And it doesn't hurt to dress up in a bearsuit. Girls love guys who dress up in bearsuits.
Craig: I thought ladies respect a man who can wash themselves.
John: Washing yourself is so played out. Dressing up as animals is so much better.
Craig: Okay, let me get this straight. Don't date girls in the same industry-
John: Looking right in your direction, Jessica.
Craig: get a penis pump, sleep with groupies, fuck Hollywood starlets and supermodels, and pee on girls.
John: That's how I met a lot of the girsl that I dated.
Craig: Thanks!
John: No roblem!

I like Mayer and the Vines, but lets not let the two meet.

Hehehe that will all change when i go next year and get my work visa in Australia. Lol he will be like omfg! And then we'd go ride sharks in the ocean <3

hahaha.
Nah but thats good for him =)
Wonder if she influenced any of his songs in his new album
you never really hear craig sing about love and such. Thats part of the originallity i saw in the vines in the first place.

http://www.smh.com.au/text/ffximage/2008/0...__470x459,1.jpg

Let's hope not, but you never know.

That looks photoshopped. She looks really bored, and Craig looks anxious to me. Idk, they just don't look into each other to me, and they both look high in that pic.

Agreed!

It is photoshoppped.

Holy god, I laughed SO hard at this. Imaginary John Mayer is fucking GOLD.

WHERE'S MY HOT DOG? LMFAO

Sounds damn good to me, Craig.

Thanks!

Well, d'oh.

OH. Duh!
Open mouth, insert foot.

SO photoshopped and badly.

I still can't get over the fact that someone would even think that thing were real. For God sake, they cut off some of his hair.

If you can't tell its photoshopped, its obvious you didn't go through the HOLY SHIT I JUST DISCOVERED PHOTOSHOP LEMME DO CRAPPY PHOTOSHOP JOBS NAO phase like I think a lot of us did, including myself

Guilty.

Nice!

im really happy the new records finally coming out
and that craig is happy too....

aaaaaaaah i want the record now!
i cant find it anywhere....GAAAH!

(hello everyone, im back from the grave)

You just explained her starfucker vibe perfectly! And as soon as the recognition comes, the relationship will be over just as soon as it began. I have a bad feeling about this whole thing-a really bad feeling. Like I've said before, I just don't trust her.

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/mistresskaracp/m...epage/auto.html

That's the truth behind Kara Jayne

Ah-that explains alot!

"MISTRESS KARA (___________ OUCHHHHHHHH "




BRING ON THE LOOOOOOOOOLZ

Stop bumping this thread, makes me want to kill muhself. ;(

My god, if she wanted to get her band recognition then there are a lot more high profile people out there she could be fucking.

Get the fuck over it already.

i agree, just that no one would f... her cause shes just an ugly...whatever...

She's not ugly. Not exactly my type, but certainly not ugly. She could definitely be with someone even better for her career, if that's what she was looking for.

Dear forumers, you're seriously fucking up my point here. I hate you all and hope you die a painful death.

On the other hand, they're proving mine.

I'm just putting this out there=they could be broken up by now. Craig didn't perform KJ at the most recent gig, so I'm guessing that they've broken up. And she wasn't even spotted at the band's most recent gigs-my guess is that she went back to L.A.-for good after the VMA's. I'm just putting it out there. Fun while it lasted.
It's both of their lives, their romance, and thier thing.
Now that the Follow have the recognition, you don't see KJ anywhere near Craig, nor have we heard a thing about them. She can't even change the relationship status on her myspace, put the Vines on her Myspace when The Follow is on the Vines myspace. And like I've said before, Craig hasn't been performing KJ at the latest gigs. I have a feeling that KJ just used Craig so that her band could gain recognition, and now that she has that, she doesn't need him anymore. And she would run to the media everytime her and Craig used to get together. I also have a feeling that she shared drugs with Craig, not realizing what he has been through.
Who knows what were the reasons behind the breakup. I just think that they were way too different with only one thing in common. And I think that it Ursa that said that the relationship was rushed-and she's right, Relationships that are rushed have no chance of making it past the one year mark. This one lasted only for about 6 or 7 months. The Follow have moved back to L.A.-and this time, it looks it's for good. ANd KJ has moved back to LA for good-after all, the Follow is her band.
And now that they're not together anymore, we haven't heard a peep out of her. Oh, well. Craig can do way better than KJ any day! And the worst part of this whole thing is that I have a feeling that she has done this before.

Now let's drop this, and start talking about the band's recent gigs instead.

[insert comment about not wanting to continue this thread and letting it die even though posting here continues the thread]


/unecessary snark

I'm sure I saw her at the triple J gig. KJ isn't the most live friendly of the new songs, so it makes sense that they're not playing it.



Maybe because HER BAND IS BACK IN THE US? They have commitments, and they're not going to drop them just because of Craig. WTF are you on about running to the media?



That is fucking ridiculous. What the hell kind of proof do you have of that? ANd Craig is a grown man, he can make his own decisions about what he is going to do.



I love how you talk about this like you know what's going on, and the break up is official.



LOL

Jealousy-driven snark =/= fact. Learn the difference.

This thread is making the bowl I just packed 10x more awesome.

I'm going to put these questions to you again, sonce you completely ignored them last time:



and

lol evie dee wut a champ

I give up.

no don't give up pls :'( i want to know more facts!

I was just looking at things realistically. I think I will drop the subject now. Every time I look at things ina realistic way, every one freaks! I'm sorry that I even brought this whole things up again. Pardon me for being realistic.

but i like when you're realistic pls 4 meeeeeeeee

Okay!

u are a pal

So you admit that you're full of shit?



Realistically? Are you fucking serious?

This is realistic thought?
1. KJ hasn't been played live recently = they've broken up. Cool. Makes total sense. Should we also assume that Craig no longer feels Fresh and/or Clean?

2. She wasn't spotted at some of the more recent gigs = they've broken up. Awesome. Never mind that she has committments with her band in LA, if she's not there for evey show it must mean that it's over.

3. Now that the follow have recognition, we don't see her anywhere near Craig. Right. Ignore that it's already been established that she's in LA. If they're not roaming around Sydney with their PDA, they must have split. Maybe they should consider a trip to The Ivy to sit and make out all day, just to reassure us that they're still together. I'll pass on the idea to management.

4. Myspace. Her status is "single"! Alert the authorities! Tom should really do something about this! My status stays single, even if I'm not as well. I've even had it set to "married" and "in a relationship" when I wasn't to stop guys hitting on me. ~Scandalous!~

5. Myspace again. The Vines have The Follow on theirs, but they haven't returned the favour. The Vines myspace is run by Liz and probably the other mods. KJ doesn't run theirs, I think Azaria does mostly. I've only ever seen him comment, anyway. But that's not the point, really. Even if your theory of relationships were true, then wouldn't The Vines have removed The Follow? I'm sure they're in contact with someone who could ask it to be removed.

6. Recognition. Like I've said before, there a lot more high profile people she could be fucking. I know you didn't use this as evidence, it's just more of your crazy. Plus the only extra recognition they've gotten is a couple of metions in the paper and a buch of batshit fans jumping on their backs. If recognition was all she wanted, she probably should have thought it out better.

7. She never ran to the media. Something else you've pulled out of thin air?

8. The drugs. Okay. First of all, there's no evidence of that. Anywhere. Not even the teeniest tiniest little rumour, except from you. There's no evidence that she even does drugs as far as I'm aware (but I don't doubt it). Secondly, she's Australian, presumably a fan, and has been with him for 8 months now? For her not to know his history, she'd have to be even more daft that you. My grandmother knows his history. Third, what has his history got to do with anything?

9. She's done this before? Done what? With whom? When? Why hasn't anyone heard about it? More bullshit?

Yeah. Realistic.

Hay guise, just putting this out there, but I once saw a picture of craig with shiny red eyes! I'm just putting this out there, but I'm guessing that he's really an alien! Or maybe, since I've never seen him with jesus, he's really the devil! I'm just putting it out there. Y'know, being realistic and all.

Do you have mental problems? I'm not even joking, because it seems like you have trouble grounding yourself in reality. Compulsive liar, maybe? Get help.

I'm done! I'm not even going to justify your answer. I'm not even going to say anything anymore.
One word-hookups! I was just putting it out there. You and I both know that they're not going to last-if they haven't broken up, they will be broken up really soon. Now, I'm done!

What for tho? Whats the point?




Well i guess if you want to look at the odds. MOST all relationships don't last forever anyway..but thats beside the point.



Really soon?? LMFAO!! you wont give up!!

You're just ACHING for them to break-up..arent you?
Just for spite they oughta stay together forever and live happily ever after..

Who the fuck cares?! This is madness.

Oh my god. That's like the third time you've said you're done, and yet you continue to make these asinine comments!

No, we DON'T KNOW. We don't know anything. Hookups don't last 8 months, and they don't last long distance. For all we know they could end up married with kids living in the suburbs in a few years.

For christ sake, you're 28 years old. Stop spending your life analysing other people's relationships, and hoping for their demise.

I never understood why people said this^^ and then continued talking. Though, I did commit the same crime a few times ...

OMG JUST LEAVE HIM THE FUCK ALONE!!!!!



IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HIS MUSIC.....WHY BOTHER????

for gods sake...

Come on now, leave Evie alone. It's tough out there for a basement dweller.