QUOTE(mia @ Apr 29 2008, 01:51 AM)
Has anyone ever noticed how self-concious Ryan is about his teeth?
Like I could tell before, but in the interview it was just painfully obviouse
Yeah, what's up with that?
He's acting kinda Gollum-like, he first lets his guard down in this creepy
Yessss, masssster, you issss funny, tee hee way, and then he's all like
oh noessssss, we mussssstn't shhhhow our teefsssss...! Quick, let'ssss pretend we issssss coughing, yes, yesss! 
(obviously, that makes less sense written down than it did in my head).
I've always thought he was really attractive when he showed some teeth - like those photos in the VV booklet in which he's got his lips slightly parted so we can see his incisors? Seeing those photos was like finding out the tooth fairy left you the complete collection of barbie dolls.
Perhaps he wore braces as a child and was really self-conscious about it and the habit of covering his mouth stuck?
Though people that have met him says he smiles a lot when there's no cameras around and gets his indifferent face on the very second someone flashes anything that slightly resembles a camera, maybe he thinks he looks weird when he's smiling? Which he does not, for he could never look unattractive under any circumstances.
Or! Maybe
his teeth are so white that they would just blind people around him, maybe he was one of those
Colgate kids in the 80's, you never know.
Possibly, it isn't even about his teeth, but about something else in his mouth. Perhaps he's got a lizard tongue.
We all know of his love for reptiles, what if he took it a step futher and got his tongue split? What, it's
possible.
And it would be kinda sexy.
QUOTE(The Angry Ocelot @ Apr 29 2008, 04:23 AM)
Tyra agrees.
Smart girl.
you make me cryyyyyyyy baby don't be cold
YOU BETTER.
