Series 3 Episode 1 
It's sweetness, if you haven't seen it yet.
"The Howard Moon elite elbow patch selection".
"Are you insane?!"
"This isn't working, okay? You're not my target market."
"Well who is your target market? Grasshoppers?"
"Well what are you doin there? Standing there, mocking me ... why don't you bring something to the table, the ideas table?"
"Alright! Check this out! This, my friend, is the celebrity radar. I call it the celebdar. Leroy knocked this up for me before he went skiing."
"What does it do?"
"Basically, I've been tagging popstars without them knowing like pigeons. I sneak up on them, tag their ankles, they don't know anything about it. Alright let's say I want to know where the lead guitarist of The Horrors is... Joshua von Grimm (

), turn on the radar... he's in the ??? Cemetery, having a picnic. Genius!"
"Why would I wanna know where he is?"
"Not you, cool people."
"Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo."
"Is that your real body?"
"What kind of patch would you suggest for a broken heart?"
"Nylon weave or something."
"I like sushi."
"Oh this is all kinds of wrong."
"Work it with your fingers!"
"This cleft seems to be getting wider or something."
"Don't be ashamed of yourself just because you've become aroused."
"Don't flatter yourself. As if Tony the Tentacle Harrisson could make me twitch."
"Why don't you grow some eyebrows, you pink freak?"
And Howard whoring himself? Priceless.
"Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cowboy."
"Howdy."
"Turn me into a mess machine!"
"Will do."
"Howard, my sweet piece of lovenipple."
I wholeheartedly love The Mighty Boosh.