watts the stupedist thing u have done!

I've done too many "stupid" things to count, but I've always learned something from them. So to me they're really not stupid if they serve a purpose. If other people think I'm stupid, that's fine. If they do, it usually says a lot to me about their own issues. So to me, "stupid" is a pretty relative term. I don't really know what a lot of those types of words mean, because everyone has their own definition of them.

Guess I didn't answer your question too well, sorry! Maybe I'm just dumb instead of stupid! Hopefully someone else can give you a better answer.

Yeah I do silly, stupid things all the time, forgetting to go to an exam was pretty bad

no dont be sorry u have a very good point there




lol hahahaha how did ya manage that?lol

well i actually am blond and sometimes i truly do have blond moments...you know forgeting really obvious things, like which hand is my left.

but yesterday i did something pretty embaresing.....i was at work (i work at a motel which serves dinner, i'm a waitress)....anyway yesterday i had worked out how to carry soup proply with out spilling it...so i was really confident and such like.....anyway we had this school camp and they were all sitting waiting for dinner and we were going around serving them and i had just finished serving this one table. I went back to thie kitchen to get some more plates and came back...i put one down on the table and then all these kids started talking to me all at once saying i forgot to serve someone so i turn around with this plate still in my hand and run stright into a column bruising all down my left side...but i think i was quite profesinal because i managed to not drop the plate, or cry, or sware, or anything else and smiled at the laughing kids and went back to the kitchen to sware under my breath........it actually really really hurt.......i virtually fell over, and my left leg is all black and blue.

oh!lol hah you poor thing......thats like i was in science class and thay had just put in new floor...it was like rubber so u chould not slide on the floor on something like that.....well me and my friend was being stuped and while we were packing up the chairs i ran into the chair, but evan worse it did not slide smothly so it lifted up at the back and fell taking me with it...it was so embaressing i dident talk to anyone the rest of the day.lol..

^ thats horrid



I was coming back from the bathroom at school...... away from my friends.. well as I walk out
there is a sprinkler that is slighly askew........ as I walk I catch the spinkler and Go flying... I roll
down a hill in front of a LOT of people.... then I get up and i am bleeding ... which is more embarrasing
then some one asks me if I am alright.. ( they are trying not to laugh) then i am like I am fine thanks ...
i get up as quick as i can and I hear some people laughing so I get up and run away... which makes me look
more dumb.... So i go to my friend all bloody and I was like...I need to go to the nurse.... So we go. all my guy friends think is fake blood. Its not >< . I go there and like i figure out my pants ripped.... on the knee. So I was
holdong back tears because I was so embarrassed

OMG!geezzzzz u must of never wanted to go back to school lol..

Embarrassing moments at school are the worst!





I was quite ill and tired, so i didn't go to school in the mourning and the exam was in the afternoon...well i completely forgot about it until my friend phoned my up in the evening and was like 'where were you today, how was the exam?' SHIT the exam...
o well! I was going to fail it anyhow..

well i guss it dont matter lol..i hate exams i got my school repoert back yesterday it was miostly e on every test lol hah

I trip on things a lot and get my clothes caught on doors rather frequently, so there's not really a stand out stupid thing.

but once in primary school somehow i managed to fall off my chair, into a bin
and then later this boy brought the bin up to me and goes 'i brought your home to you!' oh snap.

School hey the best days of your life
I have quite a large bank of embarrassing things burned into my memory but school days wise i would have to say in grade 6. Me and my best friend had a huge fight and i had borrowed her spare school skirt that morning due to rain/no clean cloths and at lunch was playing with other mates when she came up and ripped it clean off me to reveal my knickers to the entire playground.Totally mortified but it was all good as another friend of mine playing sports after lunch had a pair of shorts to change into and gave me her skirt.I can still remember her running for her life to get to her bag
You dont even want to know what my revenge was.
She is still one of my best friends today and we crack up over all our school stories still. We were such little bitches back then when had a

The most stupidest thing i have done---Still be one of her best friends to this day

Once upon a time in 6th grade I was walking down the stairs and reading a book (smart huh? ). Then I fell down the rest of the way twisting my ankle and getting hurt pretty badly. I was lying at the end of the steps crying while these kids were standing over me laughing. I ended up crawling to the nurse's office and having to use crutches. I think I lack in the common sense department. = /

Uhh, I could write 10 pages on stupid embarrassing things.
I once tripped on stairs, fell down and knocked down a totally cute guy on my way to the floor. He's been avoiding me ever since.

In 4th grade, I danced around a pole for money. Which makes me an underaged hooker. The kids wouldn't let that one go until I finished primary.

I licked a schooldesk for pennies.

I bought a pricey ticket for a concert, told everyone I was going to it, and then realized I couldn't go because I was still grounded.

I hit on a guy that was 13 years older. For free, as a bet. Kissed him, too. But I did nick some of his beer. Fair trade.

And the ultimate stupid thing: I was 4, I insisted that my mother fed me sugar, I got a spoon full of sugar into my mouth, kind of forgot how you're supposed to swallow, inhaled the sugar instead and nearly choked myself. The next day, still a bit sugar-high, I went to help dad with some machines and stuck a finger into an engine, passed out, nothing big happened to my finger, though I have quite a massive scar.

And that's about what I can remember right now.

Now beat that, folks.

I was at my cousin's oldest fourth birthday (not my other cousin's who's married to a contolling, psycotic, moralless, fucking bitch-his name's Jason, and he's a freaking idiot, and her name's Michelle, who's the bitch)-Brett, and his wife's Renae's (the cousin to whom I'm referring to). Well, it was a nice day out, and every child was wearing a swimsuit. I forgot to put on my swimsuit, thinking that I would be okay. I was wearing my khaki capris and a white t-shirt. I was playing a horsehoes like game with one of the children, and another child with a supersoaker came up to me and just shot me right in the boobs! He had done this several times. I found some water balloons and grabbed some as a way to defend myself from this nutso with a supersoaker. He then sprayed me yet again, and I threw a water balloon, only to have him duck. He then sprayed me again, and this time, I threw the balloon at him, and missed him again. He then ssprayed me and ran. I threw the balloon at him again, and this time, I almost nailed the kid. Let's just say by the time this was done, I looked like I had won second place in a wet t-shirt contest. I'm a 38D, and this kid thought that it was hilarious for him to be shooting me in the boobs!
It was stupid on my part not to wear a bathing suit.

The next day, I had volunteered to wash cars for my theatre troupe. Well, I had put on sunscreen before I had left for the park that it was being held at, and I thought that I would be okay. Only, I wasn't. I forgot to reapply my sunscreen, and I came home with a sunburn that was in the shape of my bathing suit.
And everytime I held up the sign, horny teenage boys would honk at me. I guess a curvasious chick in a bathing suit gets a lot of attention. Especially when you have large boobs and an pretty good ass.

Geez! that kid with the supersoaker is such a brat!! o.O

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I'm scared of spiders and well there was this one in my house that was really bothering me..I needed to kill it before it got lost in the house again and reappears out of nowhere because I hate when that happens! So I had a slipper on my hand and everything and I was about ready to slap it against the wall when I smelled something burning...and I realized that I forgot about the bread in the toaster...and the fire alarm went off..and when I went back to the place the spider was gone..


I was at a longs drugs store with my cousin and we were waiting I forgot what we were waiting for but I was really bored and this old lady came walking by and I thought it'd be funny [I don't know why I thought it'd be funny! >.<] to pretend to trip her after she walked by.. so after she passed I put my foot out behind her and then realized that my foot caught on the back of her shoe...I was so surprised! I turned around I was so embarrassed...and she was looking at me and said "Ow!" and I just stared and said sorry she walked away it was so horrible >.< I hated myself for doing that it was so mean.

lol hahaha these r all awsome storys lol....

He was. He thought it was HILARIOUS to be shooting me in the boobs with a supersoaker.

Since I've got AS, I could actually write a book on embarrassing situations I've gotten myself into in public. I do stupid stuff all the time, and a lot of it is just plain funny. However, some of it gets kind of bizarre, because people misread my behaviour a lot.

Last year I was going through security in a tiny airport in a small New England state. I get antsy going through security anyway, because I get nervous that I'll act weird, and then of course...that makes me act weird! So the security woman is waving that wand over me, and it kept beeping at the button on my jeans, over and over. That beeping was driving me crazy, so I reached down to unbutton my jeans. I wasn't going to pull them down (duh!) - I was just going to unbutton them to see if that would help. Well, she freaked out and shouted "Ma'am, do NOT unbutton your jeans! Do NOT disrobe! Put your hands UP!" and that scared the total hell out of me! While of course, my mom and stepdad are on the other side of the glass laughing hysterically. I was never so glad to get on a frigging plane in my life!!

I once had an airport security guard go through my dirty underwear. Now, keep in mind that I was in Chicago for one day that required me to stay overnight. Also, keep in mind that I didn't have a suitcase with me. Just my backpack. As I'm getting ready to board the plane back home to Detroit, I get stopped at the gate by security. They were going through my backpack (which did have my makeup, toothbrush, deodorant, some recent new clothing and my dirty laundry), and they came across my dirty laundry that was in there (which actually contained socks and yes, my dirty underwear). As they're going through it, I'm turning a very bright shade of red (also, keep in mind that I had caught a horrible cold-so you couldn't really tell that I was embarrassed, just very sick). After I had emptied the contents of my pockets and my backpack, they finally gave me clearance to board the plane. I was never so happy to board a plane in my life!

I can't believe that, evie... sorry to laugh, but that was funny

That's okay. looking back, it is funny! Every time my dad and tell this story, the whole room goes into stitches.

It IS funny! Airports are just funny places, period. Everyone is always so pissed off and in a hurry, so all kinds of things are just waiting to happen. I love airports!!

Jeeeez, talk about jumping the conclusions!





WHY!!!??? Oh god, that'd embarrass the shit outta me. I'm glad I never been on a plane, I mean I'm afraid of flying more than anything but I also wouldn't wanna have to be embarrassed.

Oh, I was embarrassed. You couldn't even tell where one shade of red ended and another began.

I probably would've punched him in the face, I'm impulsive. Which actually reminds me, I was in a haunted house with my dad and thought he was walking right next to me. Then he tapped me on the shoulder, I'm like "What dad?!" and look over and frankenstein was right in my face, and I punched his mask sideways!

When my cousin and I were about 14, we took my dad's car for a joyride and got it stuck in a ditch. That was pretty stupid of us. Surprisingly, he didn't yell or anything. Wtf?

I've done that, too! I've punched a Haunted House guy in a costume!

You're too fekkin awzum, Jesshiii

They probably get that a lot.

I just did something really stupid earlier. I went to shake the jar of salsa and the lid came off and it got all over me. Someone apparently didn't close it.

^haha...hahahahaha...hahaha sorry thats funny^

omg dont ever go through a metal detecter girls!if you have a bra with a metal peice on it....lol

mine had a metal charm on it and i had to reach down my top andf pull it off lol

I was looking for my boxers to wear under my holey pants so I was searching
through my drawers and I pull it out a little further and the drawer fell on both
of my big toes..( it was heavy) So i kick the drawer ( with my screwed up foot)

hahahahaha

Same thing happened to me last night with the parmesean cheese! I shook it, the lid flew off, and the parm went straight up in my face! I am so sick of being Lucy Ricardo... It's not as funny in real life!!

Stupidest thing i've done was smoking.

I remember a few months after what's now known as "9/11" the airport security used to do a lot of random searches, and Yours Truly got picked a fair amount. I think it was mostly because I had facial hair, and my skin wasn't exactly white. But anyway, I got picked a lot, and it didn't really bother me at all. It didn't bother me because they say it's a lottery, and I never win a lottery. So when it happened, I went "Woo Hoo!!! I won, suckers!"

Haha, why? I remember that I totally embarrassed myself when I first tried but it gets better with practice.

I have done many stupid things... in the last years the most important was that I went nuts a few times (kinda completely nuts...), I said and shouted some aggressive things to everyone, broke the glass of my Dad's car, and some other things... But then I stopped my (in)offensive revolution and 'slowed down'... 'cause it sucked... and now sucks too..

Urša, you smoke?




why now sucks too?

No.

Well, occasionally. When I have company. I usually nick other people's cigs.

..because I kinda detest doing things like that... but it doesn't matter...

Okay this is dumb!
So I am like 100% ticklish
I was swimming with my friend and his cousin .... my friend had a
uber big crush on me ( niether her or there) and so he starts tickling me in the pool...
So I start laughing and i put my face in the water and like I was drowning because I was laughing
so hard .. But yeh I was totally cracking up and choking on water ..
And so when his cousin sees me swim he puts his face in the water and acts like he is
cracking up

haha being tickled is like exasperating... it can choke you.. so true

haha, Chels, your're so funny!

U poor thing but its all fun.
My friend had the same thing dun 2 her but her boyfriend did it 2 her and she pritty much created a spar in the pool. lol poor girl.

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