In case you haven't seen this interview, here it is. Craig gets dirty on one of his responses then gets all shy later!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwYtLb5yw0Y

Yeh, we're all well familiar with this interview..

damnit! hey, i tried..

-- oh god bahahaha I've seen that interview too much
-- and has brought up a lot of crap on this forum too haha
-- funny interview though

oh wow! I read the big thread on this video and was surprised at how offended everyone was....

You girls are so NAIVE!!! Guys joke about dirty things, it's just their nature. That's how Craig knows what a Pakistani Snowball is or whatever. It doesn't mean he's a perv or enjoys that crap. It was a sarcastic joke that I found mildly ammusing (as a guy). Did you girls take him seriously when he said he brushed his teeth for the first time this year? No, because that was also a sarcastic joke. As he said, he's not trying to impress anyone.

HEY! wait a minute, are you saying....Craig is sarcastic?!
[i believe it was turkish snocones, but Pakistani Snowballs sounds really cute as well, good job.]

it really could have been the first time he brushed his teeth this year

and yeah I thought it was all funny

I showed it to a few guys at work and we all laughed over it

Well it depends on how far into January they did that interview.

It was late January, the start of the Big Day Out. I wouldn't be surprised at all if that was the first time he brushed his teeth, judging by the colour of them

Ohhhh my..

GINGIVITIS IS SO HOT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!

I can't make fun of his teeth

mine aren't pearly white

Well.........especially if it's Craig's.

-- hey not all of us are naive! the ones that have posted on here aren't anyway haha
-- fuck I would've laughed so hard if he had've said "Pakistani Snowballs"
-- it was a turkish snowcone but fuck that still would've been funny as hell
-- yeah people got a bit carried away with their reactions...
-- I find the interview hilarious and enjoy watching it haha

well I KNOW he was being sarcastic when he said he would reinforce his rock n roll image like, "I don't give a fook!". Haha, that girl behind him said, that's so sexy.

I think most knew it was just Craig and his dark sense of humor.

I can imagine how dark he gets OFF camera then.

This is absolutely hysterical, I've watched it a million times!! He handled it so well, he's really wrestled the aspergers to the ground for the most part! What a doll!! Did anyone notice how his eyes blared when Hamish said the president of Capitol pulled strings to get them on Rolling Stone's cover? I think it's around 3:52 - awesome!! Looked like he was going to completely explode!

I think that little brunette kind of had the hots for him! She kept leaning in on him a lot and gazing into his face!!

But I'm seriously concerned about his teeth! He's too beautiful to mess them up - and he's going to be hating life when they actually start hurting.

Craig's humor is anything BUT dark.

Orr maybe it's more "eccentiric"..or "off beat"...as opposed to dark humour...whatever that is.




Yeah, we dont want him to lose his teeth, especially that wonky one.

I'll give you a lesson...Dark humor refers to black humor/comedy which is:
Black comedy, also known as black humor is a sub-genre of comedy and satire where topics and events that are usually treated seriously — death, mass murder, suicide, sickness, madness, terror, drug abuse, rape, war, etc. — are treated in a humorous or satirical manner.

Does that sound like Craig to you. Ummmm No.

It's one of my favorites!

Well then i guess thats not Craig.
Yeah i guess its like alot of the dark comedy movies i've watched.
Like for instance: "Coldblooded"..."Ed and his Dead Mother" and "Blood and Concrete."
Those are what you're explaining here. *Dark comedy*
Cool movies by the way.

His humor seems a lot more juvenile than dark!! Another reason why I love him! Isn't that snowcone line from a movie, Clerks or Deuce Bigelow? I can't remember where I heard it. Anyone who uses the pseudonym Joe Dirt is my kind of guy!

yeh, that snowcone line is from the second Deuce Bigelow.
And yes, he also has alot of childlike humor.
.....in addition to having 'way out there'..humor.

I think it's from one of the Deuce Bigelow movies.

I know he used to quote Bill Hicks (a quote he liked to use involved Satan and certain people performing fellatio on him) and perhaps I mistook that as dark but we don't have to get anal here. The point made was that most knew Craig was just being funny.

Really??

Best interview. Ever.

-- YES bahaha he looked like he was about to stab someone!
-- I kept watchin that part over and over hahaha
-- hamish is silly sometimes
-- poor craig haha

Yeh, that was so funny. Craig went from this>>>> to this>>>>> in about 2 seconds flat!

for those who don't know, I will explain what a turkish snowcone and a mud pretzel are.

WARNING:IF EASILY OFFENDED DON'T READ

Turkish Snowcone-

The act of masterbating and letting the cum bubble up like a volcanoe into your fist and making a girl lick or suck it out of your hand like a snowcone

Mud Pretzel

The act of shaping one's fecal matter into the shape of a pretzel on a significant other's anal area.

I know! He looked like he had his candy taken away from him from the schoolyard bully!

So i wonder who was right? Was Hamish right when he said they had strings pulled for them? or was Craig right when he said they got themselves on the cover?

I don't really know. I was too amused by the look on Craig's face.

I think Craig was right. I doubt many strings had to be pulled with such a talented wildman for a singer! The US music press had been looking for another "Kurt" for almost 10 years, and they thought they'd finally found him. They were wrong, of course, but at least it got the band the recognition they deserved.

Maybe both, but I'm siding more with Craig.

Hamish was right, Craig contradicted himself. As he said earlier; it was good timing, good managers, etc. There is no self made band that makes it big. The fact that they write great music helped a lot, though.

-- yeah I spose but it was still a silly thing to say!
-- craig was pissed and he had every right to be! haha
-- they should all just be happy that they were the first Aussie band in 20 years or something
-- to have made the cover!
-- haha end of story...
--

did you notice when they had to choose out of legs tits or arse, they all chose what they would be if the vines were a single person?
like craig is tits which is probably what you would first see, ryan is legs, not as noticable but still important, and Hamish is the butt that holds everything together... aww how sweet

ha ha ha ha!
that was clever


Oh, and what do you reckon Brad is?

hrrmmm... maybe the hair? because they mostly need him to look normal, and he is pretty

To be honest wth ya, we dont really know HOW Craig's humor can be..like in his personal life when he's at home or even by himself. All we hear is the stuff he says in interviews or on stage or the times fans have met him. But that doesnt mean we KNOW him or really know what he finds funny. Most of us were shocked when we found out Craig has a pervey side to him.
And as Linda was saying, Craig was quoting Bill Hicks alot, and Bill had a weird dark 'type" humor..so who knows really what Craig can find humorous.
And ALL of us find "off beat/dark humor" funny from time to time. There's nothing wrong with that. That doesnt make us evil.
Just being open minded here.

yeah, he has nice hair...and he's very into being fashionable - or pretty like you said .

Maybe Brad isn't quite allowed to do interviews yet. He's still new-he still needs to be broken in.

aw, he's fast getting there: He's already played headliner shows and festivals, rehearsed, and now he's going to be recording the new album and (hopefully) be in a slew of new official pics!

Hmmm not too sure if he was bein sarcastic about the turkish snowcone/mud pretzel thing. The way he licked his lips after sayin it, then sayin "Trust me you do not wanna know how fuckin sick we are" makes me wonder, is he half joking? Juuuust kiddin.

Probably. ...he may kinda mean it. At least for the turkish snowcone part of it.

Haha yeah hopefully, the turkish snowcone thing sounds acceptable but the mud pretzel...not so much. And you know how people admit things when they're drunk right?