This, like most other forum games is stolen from another forum.

Ok i'ts simple all you do is say what you wish for and then the next person says wish granted and spoils it for you.

e.g. 1.I wish my room was clean

2. wish granted, it is but it is also on fire.


Ok hear it goes...........

I wish I could fly.

....opps didn't mean to post

Wish granted, you can but you'll have forever a pair of big wings in your back.

( like that?)


I wish I could find my vocation and be happy

yes like that.....

Wish granted, the only problem is you have to move to antarctica, which you are happy to do.

I wish I had a pet elephant.

Wish granted, but the elephant destroys your room every time you order it to sit.

I wish I was married to Ryan Griffiths.

Wish granted, you're married with him but Craig Nicholls got married with your closest friend.

I wish I could buy all the music in the world.

granted, but music has since become a dead art form, and muzak is now the new thing....and copyright laws will never allow you to purchase it....ever

I wish I could fly or instantly teleport anywhere I wanted

Granted, but what if accidentally you teleport into any location where already exists a solid mass, like a boulder, maybe you will merge into one with the rock or the system will fail.


I wish I could stop time, so I could do whatever I please.

Wish granted, but you can only travel to alternate versions of the time and place, so there is every posibility that you won't be able to get back.

I wish i could turn invisible.

granted, but now you're completely forgotten, and you'll never impact anyone's life ever again

I wish I could drink as much as I want, and never get drunk or die of alcohol poisoning

Wish granted, but beer will always taste like vomit.
I wish Craig Nicholls was in love with me.

Wish Granted... except Craig is demanding and always want a coke at hand!



I wish I could find a couple million dollars lying in the street

Wish Granted... except Craig is demanding and always want a coke at hand!



I wish I could find a couple million dollars lying in the street

granted, but it's encased, or rather covered, in puss, vomit, bile, and flesh-eating bacteria

I wish I could read people's minds

wish granted, but you'll be hearing everyone's thoughts all at once.

i wish sleep wasn't important (i hate sleeping.. ).

Wish Granted...... except you start to lose your sanity and go insane and kill people



I wish I could have my own country

granted, but it's uninhabitable....

I wish I had an endless amount of resources

Wish granted, but the resources are usless you have a way to use them, tough luck these resources are ussless and worth less.

I wish i could spell a little better.

wish granted but then you wouldnt be special

i wish i could play guitar like hendrix

wish granted but you find an insesant need after your done playing, to set all of your guitars on fire...
and you go in debt from buying so many guitars

i wish that when i snapped my fingers I could trip face, but then when I didnt want to trip face anymore, or if I was having a bad trip..I could just snap my fingers and it would be over

granted, but then you break all of your fingers before you can snap out of a trip

I wish I had lots of money and be filthy, obscenely rich

Wish granted, but you can't spend any of the money because your secretary suspended your bank account "on accident".

I wish I was the first person to listen to The Vines' new album. (but I don't really want you to spoil it for me )

sorry.

wish granted, you are the first person to listen to the new vines album, but for brecking into Craig Nicholls' house (which is what you had to do by the way), you have been sent to jail for a while...which isn't so bad...the bad part is craig comes to your hearing and publically explains that he hates you and doesn't want fans like you, somehow he gets every c.d. shop in the world to put up a sign with a picture of you which says 'do not ever sell this person a vines cd or vines merchandise in any shape way or form'.

sorry, it's just part of the game.

I wish I was really really good at playing the piano.

granted, but you'd never stop playing the piano and so your hands would just go numb and you'd be able to do nothing else

I wish to run away for a while...