Hallo ich bin Jay und ich bin ein Madchen. Ich wohne in einem Bleistift. Ich habe eine Katze und sie ist orange. Mein Onkel ist gruen und mein German Leherin ist ein Mann. aber mein auto ist sehr nicht froh. Ich bin nicht Weinachten. Mein Osterreich ist blau. Mein Bein ist in dem Nordsee und mein kopft ist sehr nicht witzig.

IM sorry if there are no umlauts and things and the spelling is probly fucked up. oh well. i tried.
byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

ser gut.

wHoOT!! yay thank you!!!!

hey thats really good! it makes no sense but its gramaticaly right.

the only wrong sentence,
it should be
Mein Bein ist in der Nordsee und mein Kopf ist nicht sehr witzig.
Other than that its perfect

I'm surprised how much of that I understood even though I don't know German

hey that´s great! I didn´t quite get some things you were saying, but I´m sure it´s nearly the same with me, when I´m talking english or fench. btw. is somebody taking latin? I totally suck at it. :-\

i want to learn german. i know some things..mainly the basics. its coz my friend's german. she taught me some swear words.

Oh man, I want to learn German so bad. It's the coolest language, besides Japanese.

My school only offers Spanish and French, and I take Spanish. But if they ever offered German I'd switch to that in a heartbeat!

Non capsico tedesco, ma impararo.

the only language i know other than english is french...and a bit of italian, but i can understand it more than i can speak it. french, im just blah at.

yay!!! are you serious? It was all correct??? omg i am so gonna write this in my next wrting exam!!!
thanx guys!!

well, if you´re using this in your next exam, I´ll correct some little mistakes for you.


that´s all. for how long are you taking german?

cool thank you!
weeeell i started in grade 5 actually and now im in grade 10... so thats like 5 years. lol i know i should be better, but hey.

No... its pretty good. Im taking french for about 4 years now and I so suck. I love that language though.
I know a bit spanish( but i almost forgot everything), a bit chinese (i can say that I drink japanese tea, how cool is that ) and of course english and german.

I can only speak english and french. I always wanted to learn russian, but they dont teach it at my school.

i know spanish, sign language, a little bit of italian and more of russian.
i dont even want to learn german.
but i do want to learn french.

Capisci italiano? Impararo in scuola.

german is pretty easy to understand for me because it sorta sounds like english if you listen close enough. I personally know a little french, german, spainish (castillian, though...it sounds funny when I speak it cause it's mostly built upon "th" sounds and whatnot, and I have a tiny bit of trouble pronouncing "th" sounds), gaelic, hebrew, and a incredibly small amount of swahili. oh...and gorilla sign language.

Hola, no no hablo ni Aleman, ni frances solamente ingles y español. No estoy poniendo acentos porque mi compu no los tiene...Viva el caramelo que come gusanos dentro la calabaza.

pues mas o menos bueno. ummmm, uno seccion un poco nebuloso. grande trabajo.

lol... that would be awesome... like it'd help u much

"hello everyone... i drink japanese tea!"

reminds me of that tool song, its in all german and sounds all rawr and stuff but its a recipie for deviled eggs or something

i love tool

dankeshane?

dankeshane?

Dankeschön?

yeah i think thats what he/she meant. elfinator.

haha, what a cool board

ok then here's a new one...

Sie sucht ihren Mantel. Wo ist meinen Mantel? Ist es in meinem Kopfkissen? Nein es ist in unsere Kleiderschrank. Ich bitte duch um Rat.
Der neuen Pullover ist grau, aber meine Lederhose sind gelb. Das ist nicht gut. Nein. Mein kleiner Bruder kaufte einen neuen Bein. Er kaufte es von Aldi. Aldi ist der neun Supermarkt. Man kann orangenschaft drinken zum Aldi. Aber wir wanderten durch den Wald.... warum?... Meine Freundin wohnt um die Ecke usw.

its really good!! the mistakes aren't really important. i have the same problems in english

Washu...exactly how many languages do you know???

yay thank you
im sure you've got less mistakes than me... your english is really good compared to my german



I bet she's making them up...

heh heh....i don't know. They sound pretty real to me. And all I know is spanish....not too much of that either. Only 3 months of spanish...all i know

thank you... but my english is really bad, i dont even know vocabulary...

lol me either

btw who is that person in your avatar?

Its Nick Drake. Great songwriter.

haha
that language really sucks!
we have it on school every week and i think it's really a shitty language

anyway... you seem to speeak it quite well

Tool - The Eggs Of Satan
Artists > Tool > The Eggs Of Satan
Contribution by: Harry Manback on February 28, 2002


Half a cup of powdered sugar
One quarter teaspoon salt
One knifetip Turkish hash
Half pound of butter
One teaspoon of Vanilla-sugar
Half pound flour
150g ground nuts
A little extra powdered sugar
.......and no eggs
PLace in a bowl
Add butter
Add the ground nuts and
Knead the dough

Form eyeball sized pieces from the dough
Roll in the powdered sugar
and say the magic words:
" Sim Sala Bim Bamba Sala Do Saladim"

Place on a baking pan and
bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes
.......AND NO EGGS

Bake at 200 degrees for 15 minutes
......and no eggs



Y

haha, i liked this one really. It was fun to read.

Did you have to learn the word 'Fräulein' in german? It seems like everyone has to learn it though noone ever uses this fuckin word

you´re welcome. for 5 years it isn´t bad at all.



we were told by our english teacher some time ago to not use this word ever again, ´cause it would discriminate the unmarried. mad world

All I know is...Ich liebe un bier...that's as far as I got in my attempt to learn german

Pretty useful sentence, by the way

Hast du etwas Zeit fur mich
Dann singe ich ein Lied fur dich
Von 99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Denkst du vielleicht g' rad an mich
Dann singe ich ein Lied fur dich
Von 99 Luftballons
Und dass sowas von sowas kommt

99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Hilet man fur Ufos aus dem All
Darum schickte ein General
'Ne Fliegerstafell hinterher
Alarm zu geben, wenn' s si war
Dabei war' n da am Horizont
Nur 99 Luftballons

99 Dusenjager
Jeder war ein grosser Krieger
Hielten zich fur Captain Kirk
Das gab ein grosses Feuerwerk
Die Nachbarn haben nichts gerafft
Und fuhlten sucg gleich angemacht
Dabei schoss man am Horizont
Auf 99 Luftballons

99 Kriegsminister
Streichholz und Benzinkanister
Hielten sich fur schlaue Leute
Witterten schon fette Beute
Riefen: Kring und wollten Macht
mann, wer hatte das gedacht
Dass es einmal soweit kommt
Wegen 99 Luftballons

99 Jahre Krieg
Liessen keine Platz fur Sieger
Kriegsminister gibt' s nicht mehr
Und auch keine Dusenflieger
Heute zieh ich meine Runden
Seh' die Welt in Trummern liegen
Hab' 'nen Luftballon gefunden
Denk' an dich und lass' ihn fliegen

haha... what a rubbish

i like the golfinger version of 99 red balloons.

me??



yeah we learnt it.... discriminative? no, way.... the world's goin crazy over all that litigation shit. If thats the right word.

I enjoyed doing German. I'm thinking of taking it up again sometime soon, along with French.

Hehe weird people here
i live in belgium, between france and german
and they're really the most boring lands around.
but hey, everyone has a different opinion

yeah...that´s what I thought too.
I´d never mean to offend sb. if I adress to them as "fräulein".

i guess you mean countries... why is france and germany boring? and belgium not?

i dont think they're boring...

Guentag