As President Elect of Ryan's Girls, United, welcome to our organisation dedicated to ensure the pleasure of our favourite blond bombshell Mr. Ryan Griffiths.

If you find this thread abhorrent then please leave and post in another thread. We organised this thread to protect those of a less deviant persuasion from our mutterings!

At the moment the members of the organisation are:

Ryan's Snakebites - President (Part Time - Ryan's English Girl)

Misplaced Keys - Chief Talent Scout

Never Seen Before - Secretary

Locked In A Freezer - USA "Head Girl"

Andie - "Keeper of the Balls" - Brazilian Division

Whoa4u - Head Tweaker of the Southern Regions

SaraGriffiths - South American Head Girl

Hooker with a Penis - Senior Ass Stroker

Gyspyrou2005 - Ryan's Lapdancer

Mary Jane 83 - The French Kisser

Lauren Nicholls - The Black Country Bombshell

Jessidee-Doo-Dah - Ryan's Heineken Girl

Anyone else wishing to join should submit their application to this thread for perusal.

The Rules of the Ryan's Girls, United are...

Prepared by Misplaced Keys (thank you very much!!)

Basic stuff:
- every member has the right
o to access all the material, posted in this thread
o to request photos, audio and video material, etc. asociated to Ryan
o to post in the thread
o to perve
o to debate virtually anything connected to Ryan (see the restrictions!)
o to have her/his own member title
o to use posted material for personal purposes
o to have and to maintain contact with other members of Ryan’s Girls, United
o to drool over Ryan’s material without any limitation
o to post a complaint
o to ask for help
o to nominate another member for a reward
o to claim Ryan for herself when he’s in the member’s homeland
- every member has the duty:
o to respect other members’ rights
o to keep any kind of arguments and fights with other members on a personal level
o to share Ryan material with other members
o to take photos, videos etc. of Ryan everytime she has a chance
o to treat Ryan in the best possible way when she meets him
o to give Ryan erotic pleasures if he asks
- restrictions:
o you are not allowed to:
§ spread negativity
§ mention Ryan’s girlfriend
§ claim that Craig or any other human being is hotter than Ryan
§ claim Ryan for yourself on a world-wide level
o things we’ll tolerate only to a certain degree:
§ the ghey
§ going off-topic
§ suggesting Ryan loves you more than other members without proof
- things that are allowed and wanted in this thread:
o perviness
o drooling
o discussion on Ryan’s body parts
o discussion on Ryan’s childhood
o discussion on his personal life (NO GIRLFRIENDS!)
o making up cute nicknames for him
o any kind of art asociated to Ryan
o vampiric/gothic fantasies
Exclusive:
- the President (Ryansnakebites/Alison)
o has the right to:
§ give titles to new members
§ ban a member
§ reward a member for outstanding efforts
§ choose a logo
- Chief Talent Scout
o Has the duty to:
§ Make photoshops on request
§ Find talented people that would be willing to use their talents for the benefit of Ryan’s Girls, United
Added:
- Secretary (Never Seen Before)
o has the duty to:
§ wear ponytails, REALLY short skirts and open shirts

If anyone thinks we should add more rights or duties or if anyone has a wish to reserve some rights/duites strictly to her/him, let us know.

a Secretary

Obviously in a very short skirt and stockings!!! Ready to take down anything Ryan asks you to!

We have to decide on our individual responsiblities of course..as President I claim total rights over Ryan's body and any associated fluids whilst he is in the UK!

Ooh! Can I join?

oh we're getting new members. Al, you need to give her a good position

Well, we'll have to see, we need a little more information so we can assign you a "position"! Just how much do you love Ryan and what would you do for him!!



If we get enough members we could let Ryan have a copy of this thread for him to have a good giggle at!!!

Well, I think the answer to that is quite obvious

But I really do love Ryan very much and would do absolutely anything

What do I love about Ryan?
Well....where to start....

His voice, his eyes, his hair, his hands, his killer dance moves


...need to know anything else?
I'm not sure what I should be saying in this application

Okay you are now our USA "Head Girl", I'll amend the members list above!!

Awesome!

Thanks!

Remember as well as ensuring Ryan's personal pleasure you need to ensure that you regularly keep up the level of perviness on this thread...

Oh...I was just going to say that I liked the implications of my 'member title'

But I was afraid that was too pervy

Nothing is too pervy for this thread....that's why I gave it a warning....and the implications were meant!

Nice

I like this thread!

Ohh can't wait...but please can we keep the ghey out of this thread...this is strictly Ryan and us!!!

Alright, I was curious about the ghey thing. No probs

I wish I could make photoshops

I have Photoshop but I've only had it for a very short time so I'm still learning what it can do.

We should design a badge or something so Ryan can recognise us at gigs!

Sorry I will have to comment on what Ryan is saying tonight at home...damn works computer won't let me see images!!

The badge idea is awesome!
I'm pretty good with t-shirts. Well, with the whole transfer paper part of things

We need more members

Just saw the picture Ursa; I couldn't figure out what you guys were talking about

That's brilliant

I don't see mistakes

It really isn't. I would make one hell of a photoshop if I had the right tools.

Hey guys, it's getting a lot of views. Are you clicking that much?

Well, I suck at all things computers and photoshop and whatnot so I'm just giving credit where it's due!


And no, I only click when someone posts. But woo! We may get more members

oh ok. I also check when someone posts. Then why don't you guys join?

We need more publicity. Spam this board with Ryan pics and I'm sure I'll dehidrate because of excesive drooling we'll get some new members.

I have a new mission...a semi clad Ryan just for us...ohhh November...I will tell him about us you know!

I'll make a map with directions to my house. Could you print it and give it to him?

Edit: Yeah, baby, do that in my room.

he doesnt even imagine that theres a thread like this for him in this forum!

I wanna join, what do I do?

You already did everything necessary. Just wait that Alison puts you on our list. Until then, feel free to have pervy thoughts about Ryan here.

Hi "Andie", I'm sorry I can't give you the South American "Head Girl" title (I'm reserving that for Sara), but as your from Brazil and they're great at football you can be "The Ball Girl"!

And on the t-shirt front...how about something like this...

Excuse me, step out of the vehicle. You drove too fast, mister. Spread your legs and let me do the rest.

Oh my god, my own perviness will consume me. There's no going back for me. I'm doomed to die from excesive perviness.

No...turn around.......I'm not Craig!!!

Oh Alison, I absolutely love your T-shirt design. I want to own one.

damn, when i read 'the ball girl' i thought you were talking about another kind of ball.
but its fine to me!

Didn't you say that ghey isn't allowed here? Bending the rules, ms. president, eh?

I've e-mailed it to you....






I did....mean another kind of ball...this thread is all about perving it was just the football connection that gave me the idea...lucky I was trying to work brazilian waxes into it somewhere, but just couldn't imagine Ryan looking right with one of those!!

You should call her 'Keeper of the Balls' or something like that!
EDIT: Nevermind, I just noticed you named her!

Not really...it's just he is the wrong way around for us...unless we sneak infront with our backs against the wall...now is it best to be standing or sitting..... lets start off sitting and see what comes up!!!

Awww, thank you very very much! You're the best president ever!

Ohh...I like that better...yeah I'll amend it....Andie you are now "Keeper of The Balls"

I like that!

He'd turn around eventually, probably when I'd pull his jeans off ... I'd press the poor guy against the wall and ... *cough*perviness ahead*cough*

if we can't relate it with brazilian waxes i can teach him how to samba (altough i dont know how do that either, but i can learn)!

Andie's title rocks!

If you wanted to work Brazil into it you could always call her the "Keeper of the Balls: Brazilian Division" or something like that

This is so fun!

Yeah...back to amending again....




Nah I'll still settle for sitting infront of him and watching his face contort with pleasure.....

Excuse me, the balls are mine!

yeah, i like my title

I'm trying to imagine Ryan's face if he ever saw this thread

Probably something like

Hope he likes younger girls.. yeah, 13 years older isnt THAT much!

Love the way your mind works. But I said that many times before.

Our club is growing fast. There're 5 members already and the thread's only been up for 3 hours or so. By the way, I sent a PM to Vinny letting her know about this thread since she's had ryanitis for some while long long time ago. Maybe we should all pm to people that might be interested in this. Just a thought.