eh you can make a game of it eh?



Anal beads are small beads on a sturdy string with a ring on one end. The beads are usually inserted into the rectum very gently, one bead at a time. It is very important to have the beads well lubricated when inserting them.

The main reason for using anal beads is for the additional stimulation of pulling them out when having an orgasm. People have reported that they have experienced a very intense orgasm when using anal beads. It’s the shuddering waves of pleasure washing over your body as each bead is slowly pulled out, that intensifies the orgasm.

I know the best feature of anal beads is the removal of them during orgasm, although, they can also be fun to insert into the rectum as well. A good technique is to insert each bead with a little bit of time in between. Insert the next bead when your partner least expects it. This is my personal favorite part of using anal beads, because the stimulation of my lover’s anus is consistent throughout the entire sexual encounter. Then when he’s finally reaching orgasm, he’s begging for me to remove them, after being teased throughout the entire love making session.

Anal beads are sold in a variety of sizes, colors and textures. If it’s your first experience with them, you should by the smallest ones available. When purchasing anal beads just keep in mind how stimulated you want your anus to be. Large anal beads will provide more stimulation, than smaller ones.

Safety Tips:

When pulling out the beads, make sure your lover’s
anus is still well lubricated.


Use an anal lubricant for any type of anal play. I absolutely swear by Nina Hartley's Anal Lube. It's thick, it lasts a long time and it comes in a jug, not a bottle, so you can scoop out what you need.


Pull the beads out at a moderate pace. Don’t just yank them out, you can injure your lover.


Most beads are made of plastic, so make sure they do not have any rough edges on them. If there is a rough edge, just use a nail file to file it down.


Always check to make sure the string, that the beads are connected to, is strong before using them. If it seems fragile, do not insert! Just return them.
Anal beads are a great addition to sex. It adds that extra stimulation to the anus and it’s so interactive for both partners; unlike a butt plug which just gets inserted and left there. But as all toys go, too much of one thing can get old. Like all toys, use your anal beads periodically when you’re looking for that type of stimulation. That way you’ll keep variety in your love making.

My Favorite Anal Beads are the Kama Sutra Graduated Pearls. I like the fact that they start out small and gradually get larger. That way you're not taking these huge beads in all at once. It's gradual, hence the name "Graduated Pearls."

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when i was little my mama used to clean my privates and then i would find myself looking at grown women and wondering what their vaginas looked like and smelled like and if i would like to clean it for them. so remember the next time you see an innocent cherubic child looking at you they just might be thinking about your vagina (or penis)....

i wonder if i would want to clean any of your vaginas?...


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I am still haunted by the afternoon I raced into a public restroom at the mall with a need so urgent that when I saw the miasmic loafs of urine soaked shit setting languidly on a urine mixed with feces type water covering the entire inside of the toilet, I could simply could not wait to get to another stall so I proceeded to bite my lip and do what I hadda do and the forthcoming violent fecal eruption caused the liquishit that was fermenting in the toilet to first splash up all over my ass and privates, and as if that weren't horrific enough, when I wiped myself I TOUCHED THE OTHER PERSON'S SHIT-it covered the back of my palm!!!!!!!

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Do you ever think of all the penises and vaginas that surround you and how all that separates you from the genitalia, and shit crusted anuses, of others is just a thin piece of fabric???...well you had best better think about it. And furthermore, the very next man that you see, I want you to imagine sucking on his testicles..and the very next woman that you see, I want you to imagine your nose inside of her vagina whilst your tongue simultaneously explores her anus and rectum.

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Jumping Jack Flash:
As another exercise so named because it featrues, among other things, jumping jacks, and it came to me in a flash: if you are a woman, I want you to imagine yourself face to face with the next woman you see, both of you naked and standing close enough to each other so that your breasts touch against each other's, then step in close and mash your breats together, perhaps your mons pubis's are touching now too, and I want you to clasp hands in that postion and proceed to do jumping jacks whilst pressed up against one another with your breasts mashed together. If you are a man you can imagine the same sceanario with the next man you see only instead of focusing on breasts, you will touch the tips of your penises together and mash up against each other, clasp hands and do jumping jacks! As a variant of this exercise you can sit across from each other on the floor and touch your feet together and raise and spread your legs and mash your clitoris's together like that; men can mash scrotums.


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SLAP YER ASS!!! DO IT!!!

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Look! It's vaginy! Hi vaginy! Hi!

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It is truely a good thread

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How did you know about my bathroom experiance.

"Look! It's vaginy! Hi vaginy! Hi!"

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