Mad libs is a game you can purchase in bookstores and...other places. I have a collection of madlibs, so I will provide the parts of speech that each story calls for in each new game (unless someone else out there has the game as well or can make their own) . Each story contains blank spaces where words are left out. I (or someone who owns the game) will select a story without telling you what it is about (to ensure randomness). Each person can post one word at a time. The word must fit into the part of speech that the story calls for. The words are used to fill in the blank spaces in the story
PARTS OF SPEECH...
*in case you have forgotten*

Adjective: describes something or somebody. Examples; lumpy, soft, ugly, messy, gross and smelly.

Adverb: tells how something is done. It modifies a verb and usually ends in"ly." Modestly, stupidly, greedily, and carefully are adverbs.

Noun: is the name of a person, place or thing. Sidewalk, umbrella, bridle, bathtub, and nose are nouns.

Verb: is an action word. Run, pitch, jump, and swim are verbs. Put the verbs in past tense if the directions say "past tense." Ran, pitched, jumped, and swam are verbs in the past tense.

It may also ask for a place, excamation or silly word, number, color, animal or a part of the body. I think you can figure these out...?

So here is the first one...when you've finished I will post the story! Ohh...the anticipation. Yikes.
Remember...just ONE word each




also, there are fifteen words...so each person should write the number of the word next to it.

i love this game!
1. Car
2. Ozzy
3. P
4. squidgy
5. swam
6. Window
7. hard
8. moronically
9. dogs
10. pencils
11. kneecap
12. laminator
13. spinal cord
14. ears
15. kidneys

did i do it right? =D

How to Housebreak a Baby Dinosaur ( This is Lauren's)
According to the world famous car trainer, Ozzy, housebreaking a baby dinosaur is as easy as A,B, P. His current squidgy-selling book, Down, Dinosaur, Down! guarantees that you pet will be potty-swam in one week or you window back. This book is filled with hard advice- very moronically written. Here are a few examples:
1..Before you begin training, spread dogs on all the pencils of your house.
2. Always call your baby dinosaur by name and look it directly in the kneecap when giving a command.
3. If your baby dinosaur accidentally wets the laminator, stay calm, do not spank its spinal cord.
4. All baby dinosaurs respond to praise. When they perform well, reward them by patting their ears or scratching their kidneys.

Nice.

me and my mum were in hysterics at that!!!! im forever going to be scratching baby dinosaurs' kidneys.

That reminded me of these madlibs I had so much fun with these!

Ahhh!!! That is soooo cool!!!! You just made my day

I thought this was appropriate...

1. wardrobes
2. glasses
3. chair
4. black
5. find
6. gross
7. grass
8. door
9. high
10 . usefull
11. two
12. vain
13. ugly
14. vulgar
15. bed
16. fight

1. neclaces
2. guitars
3. shoe
4. green
5. smash
6. pretty
7. pony
8. music
9. maddening
10. shiny
11. 100
12. useful
13. ugly
14. fuzzy
15. soda can
16 eat

1. Phone
2. Michelle
3. C
4. Squishy
5. Ran
6. Symphony
7. Sharp
8. Quickly
9. Guitars
10. Sodas
11. Head
12. Pencil
13. Feet
14. Eyes
15. Hands
Let's hope this works!

1) Guitar
2) Craig
3) E
4) lumpy
5) walked
6) Band
7) Dull
8) Slowly
9) Needles
10) Cookies
11) Hand
12) Hooks
13) Legs
14) Fingers
15) Arms