QUOTE(MisplacedKeys @ Nov 11 2007, 01:37 AM)

I had a rather disturbing dream tonight.
I dreamt that I was at home watching live broadcast of The Vines playing in Warsaw (

). What's strange is that my dream was incredibly detailed. There was an intro at the start, they showed the panorama of the city and there was a short clip of a peroxide blonde interviewer asking Craig and Ryan a couple of questions, I couldn't understand the old blonde chick, but Craig said "no, it's our first time here, I think" in his typical voice that made me melt. And she asked Ryan something but I couldn't understand neither what she said nor what he replied and I couldn't even see him because the cameraman was filming the ugly interviewer, grr. So, then they switched to live broadcast and there they were, on stage, ready to play, it looked like a stadium and the place was packed (

). But then (!!!) Ryan was shown upclose and he was hugging his girlfriend, who in my dream, not because I would be biased or anything of course

, wasn't exactly the prettiest woman I've ever seen. But he seemed so happy that I didn't really care and made all kinds of aww sounds. But then (!!!×2) Craig was shown, hugging a really pretty brunette as if he would never want to let her go and then he gave her an awkward peck on the cheek and she went backstage. And this disgusting old bald reporter stood up and told everyone every detail of their relationship, who she was, how they'd met and shit. Craig just looked so lost and embarrassed and I just wanted to smash something on that reporter's head for being a snoopy arse.

Something happened that I'm not sure about but the next moment there were Eva Longoria and some anorexic blonde chick on the stage making all sorts of unfunny jokes about divorce and husbands. That's the point where I woke up, sat up and gasped in shock.
The whole dream left me with a rather WTF feeling, firstly because of Eva Longoria LOL, and then because Craig looked so terribly awkward during the whole report on his relationship, aww.
QUOTE(J-e-s-s-i-c-a @ Nov 11 2007, 01:44 AM)

...
craig and a girl? no, no, no. *shakes head*
it had to have been a dream..
*knocks on wood*
QUOTE(MisplacedKeys @ Nov 11 2007, 02:04 AM)

No, I just want to crush your spirit and make you give up on your fantasies about Craig and yourself so I can have both Ryan AND Craig.
QUOTE(J-e-s-s-i-c-a @ Nov 11 2007, 02:07 AM)

but, but.. damn.. i knocked on wood and everything.

*gives up*
QUOTE(MisplacedKeys @ Nov 11 2007, 02:15 AM)

*happy dance*
QUOTE(J-e-s-s-i-c-a @ Nov 11 2007, 02:21 AM)

okay, just one more time..
what if..
i did the macarena while knocking on wood? even then?!

QUOTE(MisplacedKeys @ Nov 11 2007, 02:24 AM)

What didn't you say so before?

This changes
everything. Craig is all yours.
Well, I guess I'll just have to settle with Ryan then. Oh well. Could be worse.