True.

and I've been trying very hard to forget the fact that Talk Show Host is inextricably linked to one of his films


Yeah...

but I love that book, scary hair extensions notwithstanding

Quote Jonny:

Never mind that the quote is supposed to refer to their live performances, we know better what Colin really had in mind


Isn't he the greatest ever?



btw Did you know that those weird sounds at the end of Nice Dream are actually WHALES?

Aw
I haven't seen it yet. Is it good?





We sure do!

Yup!

No, I didn't know that
That's awesome!
I thought it was ...
Actually I hadn't thought about it at all

How shall I know?





Still, if it was Macbeth or something maybe I would have checked it out after all, but Romeo and Juliet?
Eew


Me neither...


but isn't it just great?
It was John Leckie's idea
I love him


and to think that those evil Japanese actually hunt them


Hmm...
If Thom is so concerned about the environment I think he should start a Save the Whales campaign



anyway.




Isn't this simply dreadful?


I wonder if Sharona Thom is into hairy chests



(Sorry for posting this pic, I know I shouldn't have )


edit: but I just COULD NOT resist it

Ahh.. Right

To be honest, I've never ever seen or read any version of it. All I know is that it's written by Shakespeare.


Aww. Yes, it is great. And so is John Leckie.


It's absolutely horrible, yes.


Well even though I agree that the Whale hunting is terribly wrong, I do hope Thom has other plans. ..Such as making another solo-album for example


I don't even have any words for this




edit: button.your.shirt.ffs



Is anyone into hairy chests?


Talk to the hand







I've fixed it, by the way. Now it's much more viewable




Edit: Ooh. I forgot. I have something else for you too, Anna!

Don't





He could do BOTH!





I suppose Sharona must be...

otherwise she would have told him a long time ago to shave it


(unless he thinks he looks ever so sexxy with the hair on and just ignores her )








Poor Jonneh, if he only knew


Really? What???

Men aren't multitaskers, Anna.


Hmm.. Yes, I guess so.

The hair is horrible, but wouldn't it be kinda weird if he actually shaved it?
We wouldn't want him to be like David Becham


Oh my ..
I sure hope not


No VIP tickets for me, eh?



Ah well, at least I have my censored Jonny pics


WARNING! Do NOT click here if you are Sharona or Rachel.

fuckers


OMG indeed we wouldn't!





btw Why is it that we don't seem to mind THOM'S chest hair?

at least I don't...



OMG this is just GREAT!
Thanks!


although Jonny should pay more attention to Thom instead of feigning indifference and talking on the phone as if nothing was happening



...unless...



unless this is a threesome of sorts and he is having kinky phone sex with Colin

*shudders*
Beckam is so feminine and masculine at the same time, it's really confusing.
..But let's not talk about him ok?


I have no idea
I don't mind Thom's chest hair, either.
In fact I don't mind any hair Thom might or might not have.



You think so? Aw thanks





Hahah!

I was inspired by this lovely story


“What the hell are you doing?!!!”

“Ahhh….Jesus…would you believe.. ironing?”

“No.”


That made me laugh so hard!

Talk about Beckam?! Perish the thought





Yeeeeees!


It is nice, yes, but why is Rachel mentioned here?
Mind you, I have nothing against her as such (maybe I even love her more than I love Thom, on account of her being Welsh ), but to include her in a slash story, however fleetingly, is just wrong.



hehe

Oh, about housework
I've always wondered about those strange clicking sounds on How I made my millions, and guess what


of all the...




btw this is off-topic, but I have to
I bought a book today entitled Last Rituals and it's by Yrsa Sigurdardottir

Yes, it is.
But at least it's better than those where Jonny actually has sex with Sharona

(het-sex, eugh )


Aww


Awww
This is just too cute!
I've never noticed that



You're crazy

Still, to look at things from another perspective, I'm sure Thom would never refer to Rachel as a "bitch"
it's just not fair... she's a lovely person


" " is absolutely right




It is, yes
I wonder if he helps her sometimes


I know

*hugs her collection of Icelandic sagas*

Yea, I'm sure she is. Thom wouldn't be with someone who wasn't

While we're on the subject, ido you remember that quote about beautiful girls?

uh, here it is

That's really mean towards Rachel and all his former girlfriends!!
Does that mean he doesn't think any of them were beautiful?

I sure hope he does!

Not that I don't love it

Aww..
Why don't I have any Icelandic sagas?
*hugs her collection of witch magazines instead*

Exactly!


Yes, I remember it
And if I was Rachel, I would be quite unnerved by that I must say**

And there is something else that he said, as quoted in Exit Music
Something concerning his inhibitions and the way he deals with them
(but I'm not sure if I should post that quote, it's pretty explicit )



**Whatever Thom's opinion is, I think she looks lovely





AND one more thing

Quote Thom:


You don't even need to read between the lines here to get the idea that she actually sanctions his relationship with Jonny



Yeah, me too

Oh, it says in Exit Music that Colin took up baking during their 6-month break following the Amnesiac tour, "his favourite creation being “rather a lovely plum pie.”"
aww...

Can you imagine Thom doing anything of that sort?
Thom, wrapped up in a big flowery apron wielding a wooden spoon mixing a cake?



aww

Yeah
but Thom isn't right. one can be beautiful and nice at the same time!




Is it the one where he reveals just a liiiittle to much about his, eh, fun-time?

uh, this
"I feel tremendous guilt for any sexual feelings I have. So I end up spending my entire life feeling sorry for fancying somebody. Even in school I thought girls were so wonderful that I was scared to death of them. I masturbate a lot. That's how I deal with it." ?

It's stuck in my brain like glue! It's so disturbing.


She sure does


OMG she actually said that?



Awww Cozzer




AHahah!!
I'm sure he'd dance around in the kitchen. aww

But of course!
Look at Jonny



That's the one, yes
Fancy admitting something like that publicly...
He's definitely not quite right in the head!

Still, it could be worse I suppose


Yes!



I can imagine him prancing madly about splattering cake mixture all over the floor and Rachel going, Now now dear, watch that spoon or you'll poke your eye out

Jonny turned out damn fine in every way, yes
lucky Thom


Hah, yeah.





Really?








Aww give him a chance

Yeah...
*sigh


Yes, really!
He could have been bonking groupies and things, for example


No.









btw Have you ever seen this thread?



and this is my own lame attempt at being funny







(no, it's not my cat!)

Yuck.





OMG this is the greatest thing EVER!
And no, I hadn't seen it




Ahahah,

This has got to be the ugliest cat I've ever seen


Lucky for you, heh

mt sure is worth an occasional visit

Another interesting thread: What Radiohead song are you?


I'm Idioteque!

"You fear the ending of the world, for you understand the massive amount of pain and suffering that will entail. You are also a pretty big oddball."
..........................................................

I don't fear the ending of the world though, on the contrary


I wonder what Rh song THOM would be, haha





not only ugly but badly mistreated into the bargain, heh

Hehe
And you're not an oddball At least I don't think you are.

Heh.

Oh, I was Paranoid Android.. How boring
Not that I don't like Paranoid Android, but still.. aww.
Anyway, eh.
"You're pretty moddy but still manage to be popular ( ) You're actually quite delusional to be honest, and most people think you're really strange (aww ) But that's ok cuz you still rock .
RELAX"





edit: 'cuz'

Aww...
Is it so very bad then, being an oddball? I think it's a compliment

*coughLookatThom*cough


aw


I got that "relax" bit as well
sheeesh.



that you sure do!!








Oh, how about checking out this thread?

What took them so long?

I don't think I'll vote though... considering the amount of pain and anguish I went through here

Compliment? Really? I don't know, I hate it when people say I'm odd, so I guess it depends on who you ask.


I'mlooking







scary




Oooh.


Only 2 votes for Colin!?!
Now what the HELL is wrong with my Colin??


hehe Who did you vote for anyway? Jonny, right?

Oh...
Still, I suppose it's better to be odd than merely average (=dull and uninteresting)




aww...




Actually, I'm surprised that so many people voted Thom
One would think that Jonny should have won this one hands down


Apparently, "an oddly shaped head and somewhat sunken facial features", to quote Mr Randall ( )


Er... your Colin??


Yes
(but I had to toss for it )

Hm.. Yea.
I guess I'm just dull, then




Why are you surprised? He's the sexiest of them all.
How can anyone say no to this ?


Hmm..
I think Jonny is overrated
Not musically, but his looks..
I'm sorry.



He is beautiful, clever, funny, handsome, sexy and a whole lot of other things.


Uh, this was supposed to be a secret, but I suppose you wont tell anyone.
Colin and I are lovers


Ah, yes. I remember now


Edit: I am SO going to vote for Colin in that poll!!!

You, dull??!!
Never!!!


btw We might or we might not be odd/dull or whatever, but one thing we certainly are. RABID.

at least, that's what the aforementioned Mr Randall wrote, quote: "Radiohead fans are a notoriously rabid lot."

Was that a compliment, I wonder



Well, I say no to that make-up that's for sure








Awesome as Exit Music is, its author sure deserves some serious spanking, and not only for what he said about Colin
He dared to slag off Paperbag Writer and Where Bluebirds Fly, can you believe it?
pffft


I hope Jonny doesn't get wind of this, or you will be in BIG trouble

Oh


Hahah! Nice one
Let's take it as a compliment, shall we?



But he looks hawt with make-up!
Raurr!



I'm sorry
He's still jaw-droppingly beautiful!



What a moron!
And what did he say about Colin?
Or do I want to know?

Jonny wont find out, don't worry, heh.


I've done it now..
But it's kinda weird, because you know.. I'm still a Thom person
And Jonny is better looking than Colin.
So.. for me it's
1. Thom
2. Jonny
3. Colin
4. Uh.. Ed?
5. Phil


Edit: Oh my god. There's a thread for Chin-Chan on MT.
I feel so unbelievably bad for this girl!!!

It doesn't look like we have a choice


but... but his eyes are SO beautiful they don't need any artificial enhancement!


Ahh... that's better


The sad thing is that he isn't really...

and he seems to be a huge Rh fan (well, obviously)
Hmm... I think that, in time, I will forgive him this lapse

him yes, but NOT the Grammy people, if what he wrote is true:

"Rumour has it that Radiohead's prospective appearance was quashed by certain top members of the Academy, who apparently felt that such an unphotogenic bunch shouldn't be allowed to disgrace their stage. That being the case, the band chose to avoid the entire event."
( )

I wonder what those top Academy members look like, pffft
Evidently, they must be very beautiful people
*scathing sarcasm



Oh, nothing bad apart from what I quoted above, sorry to have confused you
and... well... I suppose it's true anyway...


YaY!


What??!
The hunky macho Ed only in the fourth place?


Who??

hehe, no

He does have beautiful eyes, yes
He still looks great with make-up though

Ah, okay


Ugh, a bunch of bitches is what they are!



You mean he's Mr Randall?
I thought that was someone on Mt




Well I can put him behind Phil, if you want
No, just kidding. It's just that Colin>Ed



Uh, that girl who is known for what she doesn't have (a chin) It's so mean. She's everywhere. And COME ON, she's a human being! She has feelings too!
link
Isn't this just MEAN?
And she's not even that ugly.
...Her eyes are beautiful!

pure EVIL, that was


Oh sorry, I shouldn't have been so vague
My bad



Sorry...
But does it really matter?
It's what inside his head that counts, not its shape

...and what's inside Colin's head requires no comment whatsoever




Haha OK, have it your way


To be honest, I find all this very disturbing (particularly the pic)


I may sound heartless and insensitive, but I prefer looking at beautiful people

especially these

(Cool glasses! )

No, it was me

Well not really, but I don't get it.
His head is completely normal.
OK, no it isn't normal. It's beautiful!!











But still, there is absolutely NO reason to treat her like this!
Not everyone is born beautiful!





I never stop, do I?


Haha, yes
I wonder if Thom is wearing his hair-extensions there

Whatever


aww...


......................








True, but considering that the mean streak seems to be inherent in every human being**, her being treated in this fashion doesn't come as a surprise



** except perhaps Colin, who, to quote Ronan Munro, "had the reputation as being the nicest man in Oxford music, and deservedly so"

(and I'm sure this doesn't apply to the music world only)



Er... no


Ayeee!
I hope not!

How come he looks so big and Ed so small?

edit: the photographer must have used a fish lens or something, heh



btw I'm reading this new book by Bill Bryson
It's about his childhood days and guess what
his elementary school (in Des Moines, Iowa) was called Greenwood!

SEXY!!!!



Ahh, you're right
The world is such a cruel place, innit

Uh, I mean.. I see trees of green, red roses too
I see em bloom, for me and for you
And I think to myself, what a wonderful world.



Aww
That is, in fact, true.



Me too


*sigh .. But luckily... I can change, I can change!
I know i've been a dirty little bastard
I like to kill! I like to maim! Yes, I'm insane!
But it's okay, 'COS I CAN CHANGE!!
(This is Saddam Hussein's song in South Park, btw )

...And I call myself normal


OMG, it's true. He must have, yes


Awww, that's so sweet!!
Funky name for a school

Yes!!!!


Er... How's this for sexiness?



Found it on the net (Some people are so talented, dammit)

Shame it's not a proper pic though (he seems to be taking his jacket off )




Yeah...


LOVE that song!





Thank heavens you are not


(Don't you ever EVER change! )




Haha, yes!

Oh, it's such fun to be reading about "the Greenwood kids"

This is the most awesome pic ever!


Yea



Ahh.. Yes!


LOVE Louis Armstrong!





Oh Same to you


Hehe


It sounds like a slash story "The Greenwood kids" ...

It SO is!


I know



aww






...





"Colin: You can't print this. We'll get angry letters from insect lovers all over the world.
Thom: What the bloody hell is it?
Colin: It's Ed prodding a large blue caterpillar. He was obvously having one of his David Attenborough days."


OMG this is the funniest thing EVER!

*sets as desktop background* Ahh






Oh my god, YES!


'Videohead' .aww

aww...

but... will you be able NOT to sit in front of the screen for hours on end staring at it and drooling?
I know I wouldn't




Not only are they SO talented and totally adorable but funny too

Well, so much for stating the obvious



btw Who the heck can Sarah be??
(I've had Lucky stuck in my head for nearly two days now )

I succeeded in stopping myself from drooling


..But I had to change it again anyway, because I couldn't stop licking the screen.



I was thinking the exact same thing today on my way to school
And I have no idea.
..His ex?
Maybe it was that old girlfriend who told him his lyrics were too personal.. ? ( )
Or was that Rachel?
Uh..

Really?


Ah.

There is something about that pic...
I can't put my finger on it but...
it messes up your head, seriously



hehe


Or...

...maybe it's his special nickname for Jonny, heh




btw that line, Pull me out of the aircrash, is just swirling in my head and I can't help thinking of Thom's fear of flying and oh, somehow it makes me sad



edit: Have you seen the new post on DAS? ()

yes, really I found it quite shocking too.
Maybe it was because it's pink ..


...What a lame excuse

Hehehe

You know what messes up my head ?

These two:



Those are seriously the worst pictures I've ever seen of our beautiful Tommy.


And this one is also quite disturbing imo:






yess!!

It could also be a nickname for Jonny's, ehh.. Little guy. ...Or maybe big guy is more like it

Awww


Haha, yes.
'*a german pen-pal' ..cute.

Also, what is a 'semaphore' ?


...

This is a bit Off Topic, but since when is anything I post NOT off-topic?, heh...
I'm in this musical and Karma Police is one of the songs in it. The girl who was supposed to sing it didn't want to, because apparently it's 'boring, bad and sung by a total retard' (BITCH!!)
Soooo... I GOT IT!!!!


edit:

I had never noticed his left hand before!
Mmmmhh.. Thommalingurinn minn.

hehe



aw, he looks rather funny here


This is him?? OMG it can't be!


Oh WOW!!

Still... he is definitely NOT very well equipped, is he.

edit: I can see right up his nose, eww


Something tells me it's not very big

Oh, their drastic lack in the manliness department is rather painful




Oh, I so wish he would try and overcome this senseless fear
He doesn't know what he's missing...



A system of signalling with two flags held one in each hand
(also a special device or apparatus for conveying information by visual signals)


Ahh, I love your latest off-topic post in the Muse thread


Oh YaY, congrats!!

(but I SO want to kill her )


Hmm... almost caught in the act, haha

I think he looks.. well..

uh..

I can't say it


I kinda hope it isn't.


I don't think so


Hah, very much 'eew' yes


Yes.
But at least they wont be laughing at each other, since both of them seem to be small.



I don't
link





oh



edit:




Hahah, thank you


thanks!!
And so do I.
PLUS she's not even a good singer, so how DARE she say something like that towards Thom???



yup
reminds me of something.. click for sexytime


...
I was testing GIMP for the very first time today, and I made these: woop & snoop
What do you think? (:

Yeah...
Who are those other two people anyway??



lawl!


Oh no, not that global warming thing again

I love flying...
The very moment of takeoff when the plane leaves that filthy earth is just the most exhilarating thing in the whole f*** universe!

Sometimes I wish the plane blows up in the air and I never ever come down again


now what does this remind me of?

Oh. Of course.


You're welcome





edit:
*attack of guilt

I can't help beating this unnerving feeling that to use them in this way just to satisfy our perverse fantasies is somehow wrong... (this regardless of the fact that I really really would like them to be together in real life)






Awesome!


er... woop and snoop?

Sorry



Uh… Sarah and android, maybe?


Yikes
*shudders*


Really? But dying on a plane would be so nasty.
I’d rather fall asleep in a bathtub like a certain little Jim



What?



Oh
Okay, then

*sniff*


Thanks


Err.. Don't ask



Btw, I might not be here for some days, since I am really, really sick.

aww, that's OK






Who?


I am up in the clouds
I am up in the clouds
and I can't
and I can't come down...



it's a horrible feeling to be torn like that but I simply can't help it

I guess I just love them TOO MUCH






Haha, OK

*asks anyway*

(j/k!)


Oh God, I hope it's nothing very serious





edit: Did you see Thom's latest post on DAS? (the YouTube link of 29 Feb that is)

and his comment, ahhaha!
Priceless.

This handsome gentleman


edit: wubbing a dead guy somehow seems so yucky


Ahh.. Right, of course


I'm sorry, I had no idea


aww...


I guess I don't love them AT ALL, then











It's not. The worst thing (except from the pain) is that I've lost some weight.. But I'm not dying or anything It's just a bad fever.


Aww, thanks
I am getting better, actually.


Haha, yes.
Looks like he's finally coming out of the closet.

Oh YaY!



No it isn't

(And since he's responsible for one of my favourite songs of ALL TIME, I have no choice but to love him too, heh)




Yeah...
It's that... uh, an occasional photoshop posted on some obscure band's forum is one thing (and very welcome too ), as the chance of them coming across it is nil
...but posting all that slash sort of publicly is quite a different story
I keep thinking what their reaction would be if they saw the stuff...
Would they perhaps be mildly amused??
But what if they were disgusted by it, or worse, hurt?
It makes me very uncomfortable...





Oh, the pointless snide remarks



Oh, I'm SO glad!
I was really worried


Well, it's about time


...

Look what I've found! ---> http://thomthomthom.com

http://thomthomthom.com/photo/album/




(I had no idea this site existed!)

haha, okay.
Which song?


Oh, I see.
I'd never thought of it like that.
You're right, it is horrible





Really? aw, I feel loved



Yup



Oooh thanks heaps for this

Hi Thom


and what a coat


Me neither.

Riders On The Storm ()


I suppose things would be different if they weren't such computer/internet nerds...
As they are, you never know what they may dig up during their net roamings


Still, they have to realize that people will go over the top, them being public figures and all



But of course!

Oh, I'm such a... worrywort


So you should, because you are


You're welcome


I wish I knew Japanese though, heh





He's so tightly wrapped up in this thing that it makes me suspect he's not wearing anything underneath




OK, that was just idiotic

...take a long holiday, let your children play...


Ah, yes.
Have I mentioned how glad I am that they aren't fans of The Vines?
Imagine if they ever found this place.
Damn, that would be embarrassing


Yea









Yeah, me too
But do you know what I found really cute?
This: "出演アーティストが発表になり、Radioheadはフェスティバルの3日目にあたる7月5日（土）に出演することが明らかに..。ちなみに発表のあったラインナップは以下："
Because for me those (beautiful) signs don't mean anything, and it reminds me of when my sister used to tell me that all I ever said was 'Bla bla bla bla bla Radiohead bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla'






No it wasn't



edit:
I had compleeeeeetely forgotten about Thom having sent that cute little video to The Big Ask. I saw it again today and it made me melt. This is why I love Thom so much more than I love the others.

*is still deeply shocked and in love*

I should do this. I could dress up really fancy and speak with a false British accent, heh

Hmm, no. Bullshit. I have nothing to say that hasn't been said already.

*sigh*