QUOTE(Dance you fucker! @ Jan 26 2008, 10:15 PM)

Really? cool
Imagine getting lessons from him. aww.
Although I must say I'd rather get guitar lessons from Jonny
But still.. Aww, it would be nice
I'd rather take lessons (guitar or any other kind) from...
this guy 
QUOTE(Dance you fucker! @ Jan 26 2008, 10:15 PM)

Hehe

I wonder if anyone has ever blocked him..
Probably not.
YOU could be the first one to do it!

I could, yes!
...but I won't
QUOTE(Dance you fucker! @ Jan 26 2008, 10:15 PM)

They sure seem like lovers, especially in
this interview.
Ahhaha his is one crazy interview!
Jonny: It was a dark, moonlit night...
Thom: A dark moonlit night...Ahh...
*thoughts fly off at a tangent
Anyway, (looks at Jonny) he's got me into jazz now. Bastard.hehe
*evil grinQUOTE(Dance you fucker! @ Jan 26 2008, 10:15 PM)

("Jonny:
and marry people.
Thom:
And marry people.
Jonny: And bury people."

)
When they said those lines I'm sure they looked at each other wistfully and thought,
Oh... if only...QUOTE(Dance you fucker! @ Jan 26 2008, 10:15 PM)

You should interview Thom one day, really!

Oh
I wonder what this interview would be like...
Hmm
ahemHello Thom! It's awfully good of you to spare a couple of minutes of your precious time and allow me to interview you.
Sit down.Aw, thank you Tommy.
Stand up!Oh, do make up your mind...

Anyway. I won't take too much of your time and bother you with useless and corny questions concerning your new album (I suppose you must be getting sick and tired of them anyway), so I'll just get to the point.
Over my dead body!Now now dear, that is not very nice...
Don't question my authority or put me in the dock!I'm doing no such thing, Thom, I'm trying to ask you a perfectly straightforward question.
May I?
Anytime. Anytime.Thank you. So, er... some rumours have reached me concerning your, how shall I put it, relationship with a certain member of your band
*coughJonnyGreenwood
*cough. It has been alleged that the said relationship goes way beyond friendship and is of a highly sexual nature. Is there, perhaps, a grain of truth in these rumours?
Are you sick?!!Don't kill the messenger Thom, I wasn't the one who started them. And, if I may add, there has also been some talk hinting at the existence of certain tapes on which your conversations with the said band member were surreptitiously recorded. Conversations which, allegedly, leave no doubt as to the true nature of your relationship.
All evidence has been buried.
All tapes have been erased.So are you implying that those conversations were indeed highly compromising?
I don't know why you bother...I bother because I want to know the truth!
You came here
just to start a fight!No, Tommy NO!

If all those rumours are true I'm on your side believe me! There is nothing wrong with being gay.
I don't know why I feel so tongue tied...Well, I do realize it's not easy to talk about such delicate matters...Still, would you mind answering whether it is true that you've slept with Jonny?
I slept with who I liked!I don't want to be overly pushy at this point, but does this mean that the answer is affirmative?
Don't know why I feel so skinned alive...I'm sorry that you feel this way, but I'm of the opinion that people are entitled to know the truth.
Hypocrite opportunist!!!Calm down Tommy! I'm sure I will not stray too much from the truth if I say that the majority of your fans would be simply
delighted to learn that you and Jonny are more than just friends and band mates.
What the hell we got nothing more to loseAhh... I knew you'd come around

So, er... can I be so bold and ask you just one more question? I would be very glad if you condescended to give me an honest answer.
Don't you dare!On the contrary, I
will dare. Where did you and Jonny have your,
ahem, first time?
In a drunken punchup at a weddingWhoa.... kinky!
I wish you'd get up go over and turn this tape offOK, I will. But let me assure you that this piece of evidence will
not be destroyed like the others.
Thanks for the interview and I must say I'm extremely happy that the matter of your true sexual orientation has been finally cleared up.