maybe not



Thanks
But, I wouldn't dare..
And I bet he doesn't even check his pillar box anymore.

Oh my..
Well it would definitely give him a shock

What would his answer be?



Hihi

Probably yes



Oh, but he must! What about his gas and phone bills?

*slaps head*

he probably has his bank pay them for him


I guess he's probably received thousands of letters of this kind

or he would have, if the Rh management didn't somehow block them
(as I'm sure they have )




Dear (and I'm using the word figuratively) *insert name

I was sorry to hear that you seem to be affected by what is evidently some sort of paranoid delusion.
Since I've had certain invaluable experience of dealing with people suffering from all kinds of mental disorders, I'm in a position to offer you some professional help.
You can contact me at *insert address.


Yours,
Thom

Aha.



Hahahah!!



But it would be so nice to get professional help from him, wouldn't it?
One could sleep in his guest room and get warm soup from Rachel, then spend the whole day with Thom the therapist.

I'd rather have Rachel locked away in the broom cupboard () and spend the day AND night with Thom








btw That Korean site sure has the funniest gifs
Have you seen this one?




Thom going to heaven in his little row boat, aw

Oooh


Is that Thom?
Oh, I love it!

It reminds me of
I was dropped from
Moonbeams
And sailed
On Shooting stars
And his boat also looks like a moon.

Oh, it's so lovely

Who else could it be? Look at his poor eye ( )


Yes, I've noticed
The gif must be a reference to that lyric
Aren't the Korean fans great?

(the bear on his shirt keeps blinking, aw)



And yes, I have clicked on that Click here to have your voice counted button

(I don't think I'll buy the bracelet though )

Aw, that's right
Hadn't seen it.

Yes they are


Awww




WOO!

That's OK
As long as you keep wanting to save the trees



Edit: I was just looking around on that Korean site (for the first time )
And...
There's a Thom pic with a puppet!
Yes, another puppet, Anna!
Link

and he has red hair in that gif!

I don't think he looked good with red hair...









Hey, you can click on that button as many times as you like!


Hmm... there must be something we could do about those carbon dioxide emissions apart from clicking on things...






I know!










Ignore me, I'm just being silly


I guess I must be a very bad person on the whole, because human misery generally leaves me unmoved...
...but oh, when I see trees being cut down or dying from acid rain or whatever, I just want to curl up and die with them




Oh God, no NO NOOOO!


it's just TOO SCARY for words

I think he looked sexy!

Aw, that's great!


I DARE you to put it in your sig




Aww

Well, I guess it's because trees are nicer than people in so many ways.

1. They.. don't kill people
2. They are... nice



(I just realized this doesn't make sense.)

I know!


But.. that's not the only thing on followmearound

ThisIsJustTooNiceForWords


Anyway, I AM going to have a Jonny+Thom dream tonight! I so want one

Therefore:
How to get a (nice dream):
1) Read at least one Cheesecake
2) Listen to a RH song at least 30 minutes before you go to bed
3) Before you go to bed you must also look at one picture of the members you want in your dream
4) Put a feather under your pillow


Do you think it'll work?

My humble opinion is that this is the best radiohead fanfiction Ive ever read

and it's Thom/Jonny which is saying a lot because i normally find that so boring

http://www.freewebs.com/rentboythomandfrie...creteeyes/5.htm

Its incredibly fucking depressing though. Ive read it 4 times.

Oh, I LOVE Skip Divided

( to Daniel)

But it isn't finished yet, is it?
Last thing I remember was Thom having a dream about Jonny and Cade together


(I probably have the names wrong, it's so long since I read it )

No, its not finished. I was so suprised it got continued at all months ago because that gives me hope that its not totally forgotten by the author.

Yea.. I really hope she hasn't ..forgot about it I mean

Hmm...


In my sig? OMG.








Yes it does!


and it's a ventriloquist dummy, eeek!

Now what does this make me think of???



Oh.


We got heads on sticks
You got ventriloquists
We got heads on sticks
You got ventriloquists

(!!!)



God, I hope I don't have any puppet nightmares tonight
This I won't be able to bear

bear...

bear??


Oh, let me dream of the Rh bear instead




Love that pic!!
(although it's kinda blurry there...)



Ahh... now you can see... everything


Well, I do points 2 and 3 on a regular basis and...

A feather, eh?

Oh, I have such a nice long feather that I found near Þingvallavatn!**

But I won't put it under my pillow, no way! It would get squashed and... it would be just awful!
No, I won't sacrifice it even for such a worthy purpose



**

Yeah in your sig!



Oh, wait! No
I wouldn't want you to lose your beautiful, beautiful sig ( )


But... What if there's room for both?

Mwaahahah!

Yay!

Oh boy


Ahahahah!!


Aww.

Did you?





I do 2 and 4

Aww
You've been there?
I'm glad you didn't put it under your pillow

(It didn't even work anyway! )

Well, I dunno... that would be like, an overload I suppose
So much is crammed into it as it is... that pic and the link and things...



Yeah...
and this on my beloved Kid A



No.
I had one of those weird dreams again

I dreamt that I was in a hospital (there weren't any flowers though )
I wasn't ill, I was just strolling around the place... and then it changed into a some sort of bookshop, or library
And there on one of the walls I spotted a mirror...
Well, it was supposed to be a mirror, but the surface was opaque so it didn't actually reflect anything
There was something written on it, in an upper left-hand corner (with a blue magic marker)
I came closer and the letters shaped themselves into Jonny Greenwood, Radiohead ( )
Something came over me then...
I closed my eyes and kissed that mirror
It wasn't just a casual peck, it was a long and passionate kiss
I did it twice, happy that there weren't any people around








aww



Yes ()
It's an awesome place!



aw




You have posted a message with more emoticons that this board allows.

Stupid board.

pffft

Ah okay


Hahahah!
Oh my god!
This is so weird.

And you kissed a mirror
Aww




It is, indeed




Stupid feather.
*throws it out of the window*
Now I only have three things under my pillow
It sure is nice with some changes once in a while
And I WILL NOT miss the feather!


*slaps board*

The silliest dream ever, that



Hmm... how about making...

a Radiohead Dreams thread??



or rather Radiohead Dreams You Wish You Had?



Oh boy, would we be banned for this or what




But we won't really make it, will we?




Mmm... Iceland


A couple of months ago something occurred to me...

What if someone (say, a genie in a bottle ) said to me: OK, so I'll transport you to Iceland right away and I'll let you live there for the rest of your life but on one condition: I'll never EVER let you listen to Radiohead again

What the hell would I do then?!

I've been thinking about it ever since...


(Yep, I love tormenting myself with stupid questions )



aw







Hmm... there must be something I could put under my pillow...


I know! My lucky rune!

But would it work??? It's the FEOH, the one that is supposed to bring material possessions...

Ah well, it won't do any harm to try I suppose












You have posted a message with more emoticons that this board allows.


I will post as many emoticons as I like, thank you.

Take that, you stupid board!

I'm afraid so .. Damn!
Well, maybe not banned, but we'd definitely get a warning..

Of course not!


Ahahah! Oh my..
Sure you'd chose Radiohead, wouldn't you?

>
(this is my hometown btw )



Well, as long as it isn't big enough to give you.. neck pain or something, then you should definitely try

If the mods saw the content of the said thread, I'm pretty sure we'd get banned in no time






I don't think so...






Akureyri!! I've been there!

There is that awesome Goðafoss quite near ()
AND Mývatn! () (Jeez, I nearly got eaten alive by all those gnats and things, heh)



I Will.

Ah... Of course

*sigh



That's so sweet!

I didn't know you loved Iceland that much.

Aww.



I think I went fishing in Mývatn once.
Or my dad went fishing while I stood behind him, calling him a murderer. I can't believe he actually wanted me with him I'm always such a spoilsport




What should I use, now I've thrown my feather out?
Uh, except from my sick sick notebook and my nuts..

A bag of sugar? That should give me sweet dreams. Nah, I don't want sweet dreams.
I want hot dreams
I should use a matchstick!
Yay!

Iceland is the only place on earth I'd give up Radiohead for


Spoilsport? No way!
I wouldn't be able to do anything of the sort either (fishing I mean)
I've never been able to understand people who hunt and kill animals for the sheer pleasure of it...
(Jeez, I wish I had enough willpower to turn vegetarian )


But... I didn't know there are actually fish in Mývatn

Are there any... weird fishes in there maybe?



(Oh, the lameness that is me )



I think a drumstick would be more like it







Jeez, I think I can guess what my dream will be like tonight

It will be something involving a huge scary insect that will attack me in a dark alleyway
It will have a human head and its face will very much resemble Thom's...
It will even have a beard going slightly grey
And it will buzz angrily around my head singing I will eat you alive I will eat you alive I will eat you alive...

OMG, I just did the most stupid thing.
I went in this thread 20 minutes ago or something and spoke out load everything I was going to answer instead of writing it!
Hahah! ..Crazy!
Erm.. Anyway..

Yay!


Well.. There are..
Unless I'm thinking of something else.
I just remember my father joking he'd throw me in the water, if I didn't stop and then he gave me just a little push ,and I screamed.


...I have aquaphoeba

Um yes.
I remember lying alone in the grass, being eaten up by the creeps.

So I'm not 100% sure it was there...


tee hee


A drumstick??

Eeeeeeh
Creepy!


I think I can also guess what'll be in my dream.
But it's not like I haven't had the same dream almost every night for 6 horrible months!

hehe



aw


Just because you feel it
Doesn't mean it's there!







God, somebody stop me



Well, uhh... I didn't mean the chicken kind


Oh dear... all this makes me think of that most interesting conversation I had with Ursa some time ago...
It involved magic wands, drumsticks in general as well as Matt, Dom and his, ahem drumstick and what he could possibly do with it ()
(although I'm not sure whether Matt would actually like the idea )



Yeah...
I do have a rather morbid imagination



Ouch.

I wish I had a real magic wand...
I would make you dream the hawtest, the most droolsome Thom/Jonny dream ever!



Jeez, I need to remember to put that rune under the pillow

(I must first persuade Garfield to part with it for the night, heh)

Garfield among the pieces of lava from you-know-where

I know, but.. why a drumstick? So I'd get Phil dreams?



I feel like a retard.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Aw, that's so sweet


Aww! Your Garfield is the coolest!
Tell him I said hello..
And that he's handsome!

Anyway, bye
I'm leaving tomorrow.
Not for long though. I'll be back on.. Sunday, I think.
No Monday. Eh.. Or Sunday.
I don't know.
I'm going to a festival with bands no one has even heard of!
Eugh, I wish I didn't have to go. Last year was sooo boring. The only good band was a Pink Floyd instrumental cover band.
*sigh

Oh good, because it's something absolutely filthy



and you are NOT a retard!!






Aw thanks
I will!


"goofy" would be nearer the mark, heh





Oh.

Good-bye then () and I hope you do have fun there after all!

Thom Yorke is a sock-rocking machine

...





Oh, just look at the colour of those EYES! ()





awww...

Lovely pics!


What?

Eh..

Drumsticks..




OH!
NO! NOT THAT!


Drumsticks are too nice
They're sacred!
They're..
All I need!
they are the sun and moon and stars..

*sigh






It was REALLY fun!
And there were some fabulous bands!
One of them played 3 Radiohead songs
Creep( ), Exit Music and Street Spirit

Lovely THOM!


Oh, I'm SO sorry!

Now I feel like a total prat



Nice!

Except Street Spirit, that is. NO ONE should even think of attempting to cover that song...
It's a sort of sacrilege in a way (or maybe I'm overreacting, I dunno...
I guess I just love it too much )


anyway, I'm glad you had fun there, but I'm happy you're back

Aw
It's OK, really!
I was just shocked



It was actually not that bad.. But their (female) vocalist sang it in a weird way..
Well.
OK, maybe it's just because, as you said, no one can play it like Radiohead.
Or sing it like Thom.




Hah.

I know shouldn't have...

...but I have this ghey thing on the brain you see and once I start it's all but impossible for me to stop


especially that there is one MUSE song that reeeeally makes you wonder (I mean the lyric, of course)


Sex in pain
Keeps me alive
Sex in pain
Keeps moving me







OK, I'll stop now





AMEN to that!




btw those Rh forums suck big time
You can't post pics on atease (even alien, so to speak, smilies), and on mt you're not allowed to have gifs in your avatar or sig.
Jeez.

and get a load of this dumbass thread




"Fans", pffft

Trust me, you're not the only one

Oh boy..
Matt is crazy!

NO!


I haven't noticed that..


So many people voted Colin!

Colin is my favorite!


OK, he isn't
But still aww

I would have voted Jonny...

why?

hehe


Adorable, isn't he?

(btw that's one of my fave Muse songs

and no, not just because of the lyric )


Don't encourage me



So many people voted at all!




*is speechless*



Wait... for a moment I thought you were serious


You can't post proper pics on atease, just links (still, there is an icon for posting images in the reply window. Go figure )



Ah well, enough of me grumbling



Look what I found on mt!




Just look at Thom's trousers!

*coughhesnotthatsmallafterall*cough




atta boy!



aaaand here's Thom's beautiful, beautiful bf







Jesus f*** Christ

seriously.

I was.

etc. etc.

Oh..
That's weird


Nope

I've always wondered why he did that..

The first one is wonderful Really really beautiful
and the second is nice too

Yeah...
And on mt you can't double quote. Pffft.
Ah well, at least they have those sweet Rh smilies, awww


Maybe someone yelled to him what one of the female fans did to Craig during one of the Chanel V gigs and he was much more obliging than Mr Nicholls, heh

But what makes me really wonder is those yellow pants, omg.


Somehow I like the second pic better, I don't know why...

Oh, I know! It's that 5 o'clock shadow, rawrr.

yup

I think I have one post there



..eh..
Show us your ass burgers?


Uh, no.
Show us your tits


I like them


I think I only like 60% of all Jon pictures..

Maybe 70% ...or 75%

Hehe
I don't think I will have many more than those 5 or 6 I posted today
That's what happens when you register late... *sigh
Practically everything has been said, every interesting thread made and what's left is a lot of pointless yadda yadda yadda (like that sick poll)

And to make things worse, the board is down every twenty minutes or so
"The server is busy at the moment, please try again later"

AND
*tale of woe continues
when I go to atease there is always the number of members as well as GUESTS given at the bottom, just like on any other decent forum. Why can't I access the bloody place without logging in?


It appears that this board is the best, technically at least
It's just the band that is wrong, heh


*posts a Thom pic to console self*



Mmm...






I think they are horrible!
He'd look much better without them


Oh...

How about those??



EYES!
LIPS!!
HAIR!!!

AND the 5 o'clock shadow!!!


jesus.




The dinosaurs roam the earth, hehe

The poll was pure evilness

Yeah, I've noticed that! Pretty annoying.

Anna, you lurker. Why don't you just log in?

Yup!

Oh, Thom


Oh, I'm sure he would




The first one is:
And the second:

Aww dinosaurs.
AAAAAWWWW Jonny!

I SO want to get hold of this person and squeeze his/her brains out
(not that there would be anything to squeeze out from that head, heh)



But that's not the point
The thing is, other people can get there without logging in, apparently, and it looks like atease has some sort of personal grudge against me



Oh, I will show them! I'll go there and FLOOD the place with Radiohead threads, mwahaha.


Wait... they are a Radiohead forum


Damn.










More dinosaurs, anyone?




Shame they are not on the same bed

Well they have this against me too then.
Bastards!



YAY!

How do those people get in there then?
Dirty sneaks

(mt, on the other hand, won't let me log out
What's with those boards dammit )


They look so cute when they're asleep, don't they

(not that they don't look cute when they are wide awake )





Hmm... asleep or just dead drunkk?

Fuckers!


You'd better just stay on this board for the rest of your life then!

Aww, look at Thoms hair
AND Phils!

MMMhhh

Colin looks so good!


And I LOVE Jonny's jacket!!



Oh, and hi Ed! Sorry I forgot about you

drunk

Yeah...


OMG this sounds rather sinister

But jeez, I'll probably be the last person to leave this place before it eventually closes

...which, I fear, may happen sooner than we think... so few people come here nowadays

I can just imagine this board in not so distant future... the whole place deserted with no one here but me, wandering from thread to thread and talking to myself like a crazy person



His hair?
Oh.
iwaslookingathisass




or rather what's left of it, heh





*cough



Whoa... I had no idea anyone could look hawt and cute at the same time...
one should automatically exclude the other, but apparently this is not the case

You can make tons of new users and pretend they're other people and make lots of threads, and then go back to your first user and answer them!

I didn't even see his arse



Awwww.. :wub:To me he just looks cute. REALLY cute!

That idea did cross my mind, yes


Typical


That was mean, I know


But you know I LURVE our dear little Phillikins!



aww, isn't he just ADORABLE?



Haha, OK




edit: Phil =