autumn.
does anyone else find toe gloves weird?
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autumn
dangly earrings or hoops?
dangly earrings or hoops?
dangly
rainbow or chocolate...sprinkles?
rainbow or chocolate...sprinkles?
rainbow ALLL TTTHHEEE WWWAAAYYY
a nirvana drumstick signed by the band
OR
a signed posterANDguitar by the vines?
a nirvana drumstick signed by the band
OR
a signed posterANDguitar by the vines?
oh, that's hard...hmm, i chose the poster and guitar from the vines
Make a wish, what do you want?
Make a wish, what do you want?
Money! Haha. Then I can get whatever I want.
Are you gay?
Are you gay?
Yes, Im out. Out of the closet.
Should I watch Troy or is it as overrated as Ive heard people say it is?
Should I watch Troy or is it as overrated as Ive heard people say it is?
brad pitt is really hot in troy, so he makes up for the badness of the movie. i would watch it
should i get the new music cd?
should i get the new music cd?
yes
should i eat "Mars"now?
should i eat "Mars"now?
I'm fonder of Uranus.
Can you get rid of my Deth Plague?
Can you get rid of my Deth Plague?
No, definitely not.
What do you think about alcohol?
What do you think about alcohol?
It's got funny eyebrows, but it seems like an alright enough chap apart from that.
Will you please get rid of my Deth Plague?
Will you please get rid of my Deth Plague?
Well, all you need is some Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup, some Sprite or 7UP, and some over the counter cough medicine.
Where is the end of the universe?
Where is the end of the universe?
The place where the aliens have planted the seeds of the apocalypse.
do you believe in evolution?
do you believe in evolution?
I'm agnostic, so I'm not sure yet.
Are your fingers freezing?
Are your fingers freezing?
Yeah, I think it is just above freezing outside...
Ponies or horses?
Ponies or horses?
They're both gay.
Would you rather be miserable and rich, or be poor and happy?
Would you rather be miserable and rich, or be poor and happy?
Ponies aren't gay.... 
I would RATHER be rich and happy.
DSL or dial-up?
I would RATHER be rich and happy.
DSL or dial-up?
Neither I got cable. That's the only kind of broadband that was available.
Is it true that if you eat pop rocks and soda, you'll die?
Is it true that if you eat pop rocks and soda, you'll die?
Nah, I saw it once on that MTV Urban myth show.
Did you knw that a naked picture of Carmen Electra keeps appearing on my desktop and it says "Block spyware" on it?
Did you knw that a naked picture of Carmen Electra keeps appearing on my desktop and it says "Block spyware" on it?
No I didn't, but tell me more about this picture, spare no details. 
Am I a dummy?
Am I a dummy?
If you want spyware being marketed with naked pictures then yes.
Did you vote in the last election?
Did you vote in the last election?
If you're referring to the United States Presidential Election, then yes, I did vote. I even have a conspiracy theory concerning this electronic voting process, if you care to hear.
Are we all really just dust in the wind?
Are we all really just dust in the wind?
No, we are butt dust in the sewer.
Did you know that I will be able to vote in the next election?
Did you know that I will be able to vote in the next election?
No, i didn't.
Did you know that I don't know how to drive?
Did you know that I don't know how to drive?
nope
Did you know that I know how but not very well and I am 16 and don't have my permit yet and I am afraid of sticks (its all my family has, my parents like the challenge, I don't) and I also almost ran over a dog?
Did you know that I know how but not very well and I am 16 and don't have my permit yet and I am afraid of sticks (its all my family has, my parents like the challenge, I don't) and I also almost ran over a dog?
You're a dangerous driver. 
Do you know what GNOP is?
Do you know what GNOP is?
a pong-like game?
Have you ever played mario six golden coins for the gameboy?
Have you ever played mario six golden coins for the gameboy?
YES ! HAVE! I'm proud to say that I've beaten it. Also, I STILL OWN IT!
(also, GNOP is just PONG for early Mac computers, and as you've guessed, GNOP is PONG backwards, very creative
)
Have you seen the movie SIDEWAYS?
(also, GNOP is just PONG for early Mac computers, and as you've guessed, GNOP is PONG backwards, very creative
)Have you seen the movie SIDEWAYS?
nope, I haven't, but I know it has the guy who played a bad doctor in Nip/Tuck (not that they all aren't bad)
I also beat six goldens coins, besides DKC1 it's the only game I can really stick through the whole thing with
Have you seen the movie OUT COLD?
I also beat six goldens coins, besides DKC1 it's the only game I can really stick through the whole thing with
Have you seen the movie OUT COLD?
Nope, don't want to.
If I died right now, would you miss me?
If I died right now, would you miss me?
how morbid, well yes it would be very sad 
Are you going to try to drive, is that why you are asking the death questions?
No, no I'll drive soon enough. I just don't need to yet.
If you ask a woman who's not pregnant when her "baby" is due, is there a graceful way to end that conversation?
If you ask a woman who's not pregnant when her "baby" is due, is there a graceful way to end that conversation?
turn it into a pick-up line and say "because I wish I were your babies daddy"
QUOTE(Mo_Papparani @ Feb 2 2005, 08:47 PM)
No, no I'll drive soon enough. I just don't need to yet.
If you ask a woman who's not pregnant when her "baby" is due, is there a graceful way to end that conversation?
If you ask a woman who's not pregnant when her "baby" is due, is there a graceful way to end that conversation?
I’m always putting my foot in my mouth. I don’t stop to think. Oh, no!...words are coming out…oh, no…I’m not thinking…what is that? Like I met this woman recently; I could have sworn she was pregnant, lemme tell ya. [crowd moans] I know, now. I think the rule is: Don’t guess at that ever… ever… ever… ever… ever… ever… ever… ever… ever… ever… ever… ever… ever… ever. Something like that. I didn’t have enough evers memorized. So I said, “When’s that …b…aby due?” You ever feel a word coming out but it’s too late to stop it? Whoa! It’s coming out and loud… “Hey, when’s that BABY due? BABY!”
“What baby?”
“OOOooo…At the zoo…the pandas….I knew they were trying to have one. I just thought we’d talk about them…talk about the fluffy zoo animals. I hear they’ve got ‘em over there. You can go look at ‘em if you want, and touch ‘em.”
from Brian Regan better when you hear it live I suggest massive downloadings of him hilarious, pee your pants yep
Are you downloading yet?
QUOTE(musecal @ Feb 2 2005, 08:02 PM)
I’m always putting my foot in my mouth. I don’t stop to think. Oh, no!...words are coming out…oh, no…I’m not thinking…what is that? Like I met this woman recently; I could have sworn she was pregnant, lemme tell ya. [crowd moans] I know, now. I think the rule is: Don’t guess at that ever… ever… ever… ever… ever… ever… ever… ever… ever… ever… ever… ever… ever… ever. Something like that. I didn’t have enough evers memorized. So I said, “When’s that …b…aby due?” You ever feel a word coming out but it’s too late to stop it? Whoa! It’s coming out and loud… “Hey, when’s that BABY due? BABY!”
“What baby?”
“OOOooo…At the zoo…the pandas….I knew they were trying to have one. I just thought we’d talk about them…talk about the fluffy zoo animals. I hear they’ve got ‘em over there. You can go look at ‘em if you want, and touch ‘em.”
from Brian Regan better when you hear it live I suggest massive downloadings of him hilarious, pee your pants yep
Are you downloading yet?
“What baby?”
“OOOooo…At the zoo…the pandas….I knew they were trying to have one. I just thought we’d talk about them…talk about the fluffy zoo animals. I hear they’ve got ‘em over there. You can go look at ‘em if you want, and touch ‘em.”
from Brian Regan better when you hear it live I suggest massive downloadings of him hilarious, pee your pants yep
Are you downloading yet?
Speaking of Brian Regan, I'm gonna go see him in concert. He's on his "Take Luck" tour.
QUOTE(Mo_Papparani @ Feb 2 2005, 09:04 PM)
Speaking of Brian Regan, I'm gonna go see him in concert. He's on his "Take Luck" tour.
Lucky Duck! Take luck god that was funny...
do you like the pandas at the zoo?
QUOTE(musecal @ Feb 2 2005, 08:07 PM)
do you like the pandas at the zoo?
In the words of George Carlin:
"I have better things to do with my time than to worry about whether or not two animals fuck."
QUOTE(Mo_Papparani @ Feb 2 2005, 09:09 PM)
In the words of George Carlin:
"I have better things to do with my time than to worry about whether or not two animals fuck."
"I have better things to do with my time than to worry about whether or not two animals fuck."
Really? I worry about it all the time..there are some at the zoo in Columbia here and I sit down every night and say..."God if you are listening all I want is for the pandas to screw and reproduce...please God, that is all I want in the world! Please let the pandas make sweet love tonight!"
Amen
QUOTE(musecal @ Feb 2 2005, 08:12 PM)
Really? I worry about it all the time..there are some at the zoo in Columbia here and I sit down every night and say..."God if you are listening all I want is for the pandas to screw and reproduce...please God, that is all I want in the world! Please let the pandas make sweet love tonight!"
Amen
Amen
Time for some "Love Gravy" by Chef
Does this make my butt look big?
naaa don't worry, you look great!
who's your favourite actress?
who's your favourite actress?
I can't decide between Scarlett Johanson (sp?) and Winona Ryder.
You favorite actor?
You favorite actor?
Hmm. I'm unsure.. but Robert DeNiro was pretty good (Taxi Driver and Stuff). Or Ewan McGregor But i seriously don't have a favourite actor.
Movie-wise.. erm..
The Godfather or Casino?
neither is not an option (unless you haven't seen them of course).
Movie-wise.. erm..
The Godfather or Casino?
neither is not an option (unless you haven't seen them of course).
Oh, that's not a fair question. I love both of them. 
Hot or cold?
Hot or cold?
hot
dark or bright
dark or bright
dark
black or white
black or white
black
cherry or strawberry...limeade?
cherry or strawberry...limeade?
QUOTE(musecal @ Feb 3 2005, 06:23 PM)
black
cherry or strawberry...limeade?
cherry or strawberry...limeade?
whatever limeade is - cherry all the way. everything with strawberry thats isnt pure strawberry doesnt taste good
why am i going to the netherlands for a year?
because you need to get away...
why am I go to Germany this summer...and ^that is not why
why am I go to Germany this summer...and ^that is not why
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