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I don't have slippers, I wear sandals....
you chew gum?
you chew gum?
Only on planes.
Do you get earache on planes?
Do you get earache on planes?
Nope
Do you like to sleep?
Do you like to sleep?
oh, yes, I do....
ever sleep so much, you need more sleep?
ever sleep so much, you need more sleep?
Yeah. That's weird...it's a bit oxymoronic.
Ever had a FAT PE teacher?
Ever had a FAT PE teacher?
yup, and he called us foods that he was craving at the time, like we were called "powdered donuts" and "marshmallow eclairs" 
ever slip and fall, and no one was around?
ever slip and fall, and no one was around?
Like, every day!
Have you ever kicked a preppy guy in the nads???
Have you ever kicked a preppy guy in the nads???
the highlight of one week in high school for me
are you a video game junkie?
are you a video game junkie?
I don't play them because I don't have time, but I'm interested in them
Does that count?
Does that count?
sorta, but not knowing the experience kinda takes away from it...
worst game you ever played?
worst game you ever played?
I don't know.
Why do scented candles and perfume taste so horrible, and smell really nice, at the same time?
Why do scented candles and perfume taste so horrible, and smell really nice, at the same time?
hey, you can't have both....
why can't i get rid of this bump on my eyebrow?
why can't i get rid of this bump on my eyebrow?
Becuase it is me under your skin.
Scared?
Scared?
now i am, a little...
whay are you there?
whay are you there?
Because I was bored....wanted a change of scenery....y'know.
Why has the toy duck gone cross=eyed?
Why has the toy duck gone cross=eyed?
no idea....
do these make my bum look big?
do these make my bum look big?
Yeah, they're 'buttock enhancing padded briefs'....
....What did you expect them to do?
....What did you expect them to do?
make me look slimmer...
what's your diet secret?
what's your diet secret?
One baby at a time...
Have you ever sucked dick for a pint of vodka?
Have you ever sucked dick for a pint of vodka?
never done either, so no.....
how come the bible doesn't have any documentation about your life as a teen and young adult?
how come the bible doesn't have any documentation about your life as a teen and young adult?
Because of the liberals.
Are you afraid of black people?
Are you afraid of black people?
I'm not afraid of them......
what would jesus drive?
what would jesus drive?
A bike, duh.
Where have all the flowers gone?
Where have all the flowers gone?
dunno....
I gotta go now.....hugs, van?
I gotta go now.....hugs, van?
ahhh you asked me? I didn't know
you're not there, so the hug will go for next time.
eeyy what to ask?
you're not there, so the hug will go for next time.
eeyy what to ask?
Do what now?
so nuttin
dont you miss Soho?
dont you miss Soho?
Sure..
So hoe, who?
So hoe, who?
as in, part of london...
wanna go there?
wanna go there?
Sure, anywhere that's not here.
Shall we go together??
Shall we go together??
sure, we'll take the Spruce-Moose....
got any food to eat on the way?
got any food to eat on the way?
Sure, but what will you eat?
Do you eat a lot??
Do you eat a lot??
not really.....I try not to....
are you a dramatic person?
are you a dramatic person?
No, of course not! *runs away screaming*
I'M NOT CRAZY!!! AHHHHH!!!
Are you as laid-back as you sound??
I'M NOT CRAZY!!! AHHHHH!!!
Are you as laid-back as you sound??
No, but it's all good.
When's the last time you got laid?
When's the last time you got laid?
never
Are you suprised?
Are you suprised?
Nothing suprises me other than peekaboo.
What's your favorite movie?
What's your favorite movie?
A Streetcar Named Desire
Yours?
Yours?
Annie Hall.
Ever thrown up on an amusement ride?
Ever thrown up on an amusement ride?
No, I don't eat at the amusement park. 
COZ I'M POOR!
Am I going to heaven, Jesus? *pouts*
COZ I'M POOR!Am I going to heaven, Jesus? *pouts*
Heaven doesn't exist. When you die, you are dead so don't worry.
Why do you think there is a heaven?
Why do you think there is a heaven?
My parents told me
Does that mean that santa doesn't exist, either?
Does that mean that santa doesn't exist, either?
Yes..santa doesnt exist..
If he did exist wouldnt he be considered a pedophile?
o.o
If he did exist wouldnt he be considered a pedophile?
o.o
No he would be considered a pedophile if he had sex with children.
Where's your head at?
Where's your head at?
.
The ora gutter
Where's urs??
Where's urs??
On my neck.
What DON'T you shave?
What DON'T you shave?
anything that's not my neck and jaw....
where do you sleep?
where do you sleep?
Under the covers.
What's better than than cash?
What's better than than cash?
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