Well, the most disgustingly hilarious thing happened to my brother yesterday....he decided he was hungry and was in the mood for a burrito...so he goes to Taco Bell (don't ask me why) but...once he takes a bite he gets a nice mouth covered in what appears to be a slimey clear goo...I laugh and say he just ate some snot...so he opens it up and the thing is COVERED!!! in the disgusting and unrecognizable goo...so he sticks his finger in it to see what it is and it sticks to his finger! MWUAHAHAHA! My mom was convinced it was *cough* cum *cough*... BUT! it was completely clear and couldn't have been. Well, that was funny enough that she has 6 kids and really can't tell snot from the other...anyway...she takes it back to get someone in trouble cuz my brother says he doesn't care enough to get someone fired. When she gets there they tell her "oh that's just our um green sauce" (mind you the sauce was clear and slimey)... and so she just gets pissed and asks when the manager will be in...once she comes home with this lovely story I made the suggestion that when she talks to the manager today (if they manager says "it's just our green sauce" she should say "okay, that's just green sauce...then EAT IT!" Well, this just cracked me up...so thought I'd share the disgusting story with you...I'm sure at least a few on here has a pretty disgusting food story...but this was just the worst I'd seen hahahaha

HA HA GROSS!

One time there was a big chunk of glass in my burger at friendlies. Ah, the meat eating days.

And one time there was a bee in my dads salad at boston market.

Hahaha, see! Fast food is rank!

That makes me Gross Out.

...Clear cum? Sounds psychadelic.

I remember one time, my friend told me that he jizzed once in this bitch's mayo in her burger.......then on his last day at that job, he peed in the pickle container.

So disgusting. I could never do that to someone...NEVER!

I know!!!

I even asked him "How could you do something like that?"

He said "When you're in this job long enough, the bullshit piles up, and one person who's too self-centered to ground always complains, bitches, and puts you down more unnecessarily than the rest. She deserved it."

He then recommended the movie WAITING to me. It explains it some.

The "Cardinal Rule": Don't fuck with the people who handle your food.

Mo...I know that this probably seems irrelevent... but how did your friend jizz on command like that?

I was wondering that too, when he told me.

I'll paraphrase his explanation: At the time, it had been a while, so he was all locked and loaded. He just needed, in his words, "a good reason to shoot"

ROFLPANCAKES!

^ yeah that got me laughing as well!!!!!

People are so rude at restaurants and food places. I work at Haagendazs, and this one guy yelled at us because it was 9 oclock and we told him we were closed and he said that we should've locked the door. We had customers in there that were finishing up which is why the door was open, and he took my name down to complain. What a DICK. But thats not half as bad as getting jizz in your burrito.