Okay, this is completely unrelated to everything already being talked about:
There's this huge box in my dining room and it's been there all day and I finally just looked at it and it says "CRAIG" in big huge white letters. It's some kind of radio mechanism thingy or something, I dunno, it's not mine, but I started cackling about it. Really loudly.
So I'm like "What the hell? What's in this box?" and my mom comes into the room and she's like "I dunno, what does the box say?" and I'm like "Craig..." and we both look at each other, and then at my computer desktop which obviously has a huge picture of you know who and we both die laughing. So my dad comes back into the room and picks up the box, looks at both of us and says "What?

" Yeah, it was funny.

Maybe it's my birthday present