omg i wish my relatives were that cute!!! good morning!!!

yummm, donuts.... the breakfast of the intelligent folk... (my only excuse to eat them)

Morning Jess!

I don't much like doughnuts. It's cheerios for me! Yay!

cheerios... breakfast for the intelligent folk. ah yes, we would shurely have to make a video of the crazed toddlers, and send it to our beloved band!!!

I wonder what their expression would be upon seeing something like that.

Probably this:

and completely shock the hell out of them, label the tape "Your Children" i'd luv to see the expressions that their faces twist into!

then attach a letter that says "do you remember when we boinked?"

That would be frighteningly hilarious.

Like, "Rememer, you guys took our virginity?"

They'd be like "WHA?? Hamish!!"

yep... they'd all look at hamish " bloody ridiculous! are you going to keep on being the manwhore?"

Hamish would never quit being the manwhore!

random: can someone please explain to me the 'im like a fish in water. when im on a boat i want to ride a bicycle." i do not have the rest of the conversation, thus, being a retard, i do not have the slightest idea of what it means.

could someone plz give me a link to that interview?

could someone plz give me a link to that interview?

Haha, that's just Craig being his wacky, random self. There are a lot of things like that Craig has said. I think he'd say mysterious, random things like that during interviews to confuse the interviewer and have some fun. I don't think he liked interviews much at one point and he seemed to like to tease the interviewers by answering questions and stuff this way, almost making fun of them, you know?

Any Vines interviews and such would be here:
http://thevines.forumsunlimited.com/index.php?showtopic=3140

I don't remember the specific interview that's from, but it should be in there. You might find some others you like as well.

yes i know of a few where he teases the interviewers. i love when he does that. even though i love when he does anything *boink*

Yes, he is quite magnificent.

*boink boink*

Man...I giggle way too much at that word!

What cartoon character would you want to have sex with?

Pamela Anderson. She is a cartoon, right?


hahahahah omg. that's something i would have never expected him to say!!! oh and smoking banana peels.

Haha, yep. That's our Craiggers.

Banana peels are so high dear

You have experience with banana peels Cecile?


Oh, and Jess, check this thread too:
http://thevines.forumsunlimited.com/index.php?showtopic=376

That's all interviews.

What role did fellow Australian Kylie Minogue play in your sexual awakening?

I would not want to even bother talking about her. I don't want to say anything bad about her: She's got a good voice, she's nice-looking, she wears futuristic clothes. But what's more important -- is it music or is it sex? I'm not trying to say we're all priests, but music is a sacred thing for me. We want our studio recordings to progress. I have fifty songs we could go record right now. Bands should get better. Everyone should be going forward. Songs have a beginning, a middle and an end. Well, when we're lazy, they don't have a middle.

Are girls hitting on you now?

I don't think so. I'm too dumb to recognize anything. I'm kind of dull and slow.

What's the celebrity-stalker quotient? Has Winona been in touch?

No, she hasn't. She's in prison, right? Someone asked me what was going to happen when Courtney Love wanted to talk to me. Ain't gonna happen. I'm really shy.

What drug will you never take again?

Adrenaline from a bull.

You once locked yourself in a bathroom for three hours. What were you doing in there?

It just gives you time to sit down, reflect, bang your head against the wall. Sometimes I like punching myself in the head -- everyone has the right to do what they want. [Pauses] I'm sorry, I would never punch myself in the head. I've run out of interesting things to say, and it's really important to me to further my career with crazy stories. I'm just an artist, even though we play rock music. Everything is positive, drugs are bad, stay in school.


wow. the things he says. no further comments on that one.

No comment ....

and thanks for the thread

Yep, Craig is quite unique in the things he says. That's why we love him!

You're welcome!

omg he likes depeche mode!!! me 2 i love those guys!!!

Those quote are AWESOME but he's rather dumb, he's right because most of girls love him

I think Craig's actually very intelligent, but doesn't notice women as much because he's more into music and stuff. He obviously notices them, but he doesn't have a hugely overinflated ego about it.

That, and he's all Ryan's.

Yes it's true

I think I may make that hoodie today.

I just hope it comes out alright

My friend did the same thing shes a bit younger than me so shes like e's so ugly Im naturally like great more for me.... then he's like h'e gay i was like for ryan yeh!! she did send a horrible trivia question to rolling stong and put my name on it

ill get her back i mean its easier to make fun of Ashlee Simpson



yes just dedicated followers
:takes pictures of Craig in the shower::



I live in California


ooh yah the cage-- Check

oops was i suposed to say that out loud



hahaha i tried to smoke a banana peel out of bordem .......so i grabbed it and i didnt know which end to light so i lit it and smelled really bad....
sorry really random

Chels, we miss you when you aren't here! Your posts always make me laugh!

wow i have trouble reading that. it's almost painful.

My poor

Reading what?

Ahhh thanks Jess

yes the forum isnt the forum without you too....

hey remeber when we first got on.....me you and angie had like 3 little squares and made like 3oo something posts..we always made jen chase us out of threads because we would post the most random things

good times good times

I guess she's speaking about the posts

Aww...


I remember that! We invented our own Vines language because we were trying to keep our posts from being too random!

Good times for sure!

hahahaha omg i fell out of my chair when i read that!!! funnyest thing i've heard so far today!!!



the interviews with craig.... they're so sad in a way. they make you want to go up to him, look him in the eyes, say "i am soo sorry" and give him a big hug. like he needs comfort somehow.

yes totally remeber the vines language..

cant remeber how we did it though..



does the hamish thumbs up!!


Craig need a hug what ...you know hugs are so hard to find ill be a willing donor

Yeah, some of them are pretty sad.


I think our language was just random typing with Vines song titles and such in between.

Like this:

I (Hamish) like cookies (Animal Machine), but I don't (Amnesia) like grapes. (Vision Valley)

oh yeah....

i craig the wonderful taste of amneisa and mary jane
translation
I crave the wonderful taste of chow mein and hot sauce

Hot sauce?

its chineise food hot sauce....my friend had me eating it ......



not tabasco....too hot for me

Spit or swallow?
I like all birds. I think the eagle is my favourite.

Badgers or squirrels?
Wow! A badger with a little squirrel on it would be cool.

Tattoos or piercings?
For me that’s hard to decide because I’ve got so many tattoos and so many piercings…Not really. But piercings, because you can take them out but you can’t take tattoos off for the night.

hahahaha lol he is just too clever

Isn't he just?

One of my favorite Craig quotes has to be "It's good to keep your feet on the ground instead of up in the air, because that's where your head should be."

What he says can sound really random and weird, but it's actually really intelligent and insightful in Craig's own special way.

haha i have never seen that before.....

haha the badger squerrl thing that is like something larry the cable guy would say

i can see totally where he is coming from on tattoo those i have to agree with him on that one

It's good to keep your feet on the ground instead of up in the air, because that's where your head should be." '

i love that....

haha yesh that is good!

I definately love the Kerrap interview !! Because craig's an honest guy and i like it i love when he says ' i think your magazine's shit' and then the interviewer just says 'i think your band's shit' or something like that just because he's hurt

Yeah, the Kerrang interview is up there on my list too!

I love the part where Craig's calls the guy a hypocrite and the guy is like "I don't see how I'm being a hypocrite" and Craig's like "Well, you wouldn't. That's because you're a journalist." I dont entirely remember, but that's the general idea of what he said. I laughed at that for you don't know how long!

Craig's cleverness never ceases to amaze me.


Jess, I love your sig. That picture is so
I love how you can see a little bit of his tummy above his jeans. I just want to tickle him!

He'd probably slap me if I tried though.

Go Craig hey at least hes honest...... where are the Kerrap interveiws??

That interview is right here:

The infamous March 2004 Kerrang interview:

Kerrang! What do you think people’s perception of you is?

Craig Nicholls: Some people think I’m dull. Some people might think I’m…happy. Some people might think I’m sad. I think I’m in the middle. I really don’t know what it is. I haven’t really thought about what any individual person thinks of me.

K! Through the prism of the media you seem to attract a lot of criticism for being extremely difficult.

CN: I don’t know what to say because I don’t know what difficult is. I don’t know what the standard code of behavior is, or how I’m supposed to be. I don’t want to say because I don’t know.

K! Well, are you happy? Because when I was watching you onstage last night you didn’t appear to be having a particularly good time.

CN: Well, it’s that perception thing again.

K! It maybe perception but I was close to you as you are to that door. I could see, and it didn’t seem fun. Am I wrong there?

CN: You might be wrong. You might be right. You have your own opinion…

K! Yeah, but what’s your opinion?

CN: You can still write down whatever you want.

K! Yeah, but what do you think? What do you think of what I’ve just said?

CN: I don’t think anything you say is important at all. I think what you do is insignificant. You write about young kids’ rock bands or whatever.

K! Not always.

CN: Well, you’re going to see Motorhead.

K! Do you like Motorhead?

CN: No comment.

K! I want to ask you something. When you were photographed for our magazine on Monday - and I’m asking you this - why did you walk up to two people from the title and say, I think you’re magazine is shit?

CN: Because I think it’s shit and I was trying to be honest.

K! But why say that to them? By not saying it you’re not being dishonest you’re just keeping your own counsel.

CN: Well I have to tell you that I think what you do is shit as well. I have to be honest. What else can I be? Am I supposed to be a good little boy in a nice little rock band for you? So you can interview me, and you can interview me and I can say, Thank you so much for putting me in Kerrap! Because that’s what I think of it. And you can print that, in quotes. Kerrap, Kerrap, Kerrap.

K! But what does it matter what you think of the magazine?

CN: [With a raised voice] Well, you’re interviewing me, aren’t you? You’ve just said you want to hear what I think…

K! Yeah, because you’d said that previously. If you hadn’t have said it I wouldn’t ask why you thought that about the magazine.

CN: There’s no structure to it…

K! Structure to what?

CN: [Pause] Table cloths.

K! Don’t you think it was a rude thing to say to someone?

CN: Don’t you think you’re being rude to me right now?

K! No, I don’t think I am being I am being rude to you right now.

CN: I think it’s called a double standard.

K! How is this is a double standard?

CN: I think being hypocritical is kind of a double standard.

K! I don’t see how I’m being hypocritical.

CN: That’s because you’re a journalist.

K! And journalists are hypocritical by nature?

CN: Or maybe it’s because you’re old, I don’t know.

K! This is the question I wanted to ask. If the magazine is shit, why appear in it?

CN: Because it amuses me to piss you off.

K! But I’m not pissed off.

CN: I think you are.

K! Well I could counter that by saying I think you’re album’s shit. Which is true, I do think its shit.

CN: [Raised voice] Well doesn’t it hurt that you didn’t say that first when I told you first that I think you’re shit and you’re magazine is shit. And you thought I was going to say, “Oh yeah, oh yeah…”

K! I didn’t know what you were going to say.

CN: I don’t really care what you think.

K! I know you don’t really care what I think. And I don’t really care what you think.

CN: [Sarcastic voice] Oh, he doesn’t like my singing…

K! Actually, I don’t mind the singing; it’s the songs that don’t go anywhere.

CN: Oh wow, the songs don’t go anywhere. I am gonna be, wow, really upset by this.

K! Now you seem upset. You look like you’re pretending not to be you seem upset.

CN: Yeah, yeah. You saying the album’s crap after me saying Kerrap, Kerrap was shit. It’s fucking petty. [Unintelligible mutter]…. Here’s what I think of it. Who fucking cares what you think of it.

K! Do you think I wouldn’t said your album was shit if you hadn’t have said the magazine was shit?

CN: I don’t care either way, man. It’s all perceptions and shit.

K! It just seems that you sitting here talking to me is a complete waste of your time. It’s not a waste of my time because this is gonna be a fucking great feature.

CN: Because you’re not gonna put in that I said first that your magazine was shit.

K! Trust me, I will.

CN: If you were a real man you would have told me the second I sat down that you thought our album was shit.

K! And you may have walked straight out and I have no story. Let me tell you something Craig, you have blown me out four times for this interview. I have had my week fucked around by you. Now this is neither here nor there, but common courtesy is one thing. I have permission to write this interview even if you didn’t show up for quotes. So it doesn’t matter. But I just didn’t want to be as rude as you were by making it the first thing I said.

CN: I didn’t get in a band for fucking common courtesy, you dick. You’re a fucking joke. The bands you put in your magazine with the tattoos… you’re all a big joke. That’s all you are.

K! Can we rescue this interview or is this how it’s gonna be?

CN: You do whatever the fuck you want.

K! Do you wanna talk about something else?

CN: I don’t fucking care. I think it’s amusing.

K! But this isn’t even very amusing. It’s just a bit sad.

CN: I don’t care what you think. Look at you.

K! What do you mean, look at me?

CN: You look like you work in a bank.

K! That’s because I’m going to the Royal Opera House and I have to wear a suit. I don’t normally dress like this, normally I dress like you. Would that have made you happy if I was dressed like you? Would you not have been so suspicious of me had I been dressed like you?

CN: You really are lame, man.

K! You’re not answering my questions at all.

CN: Because your questions are pathetic. Your whole existence and what you are is lame.

K! Me personally?

CN: Yeah.

K! Oh good, that’s good. Because you know what? I had managed to convince myself that I was doing okay until I met you. I’m quite heartbroken.

CN: You can take it however you want. You can write whatever you want.

K! I would have thought you would have walked out by now.

CN: If you want me to…

K! I don’t want you to do anything. I don’t want to engineer anything. Do you like any magazines?

CN: [Sarcastic] Erm, I don’t know. It’s hard to think of answer to such deep and meaningful questions.

K! Hmmm. I was just curious. The questions aren’t supposed to be deep and meaningful but then the answers aren’t deep and meaningful either, so I’m thinking on my feet here.

CN: Well, you should have written some questions down.

K! Do you not think I have the questions in my head? Craig…

CN: You can write whatever the hell you want. I hope this turns out great and I hope the Motorhead gig is really good…

K! Well thank you. It’ll be better than this and it’ll be better than you last night.

CN: [Pretending to be hurt] Oh, oh.

K! Was that a good gig for you last night?

CN: Yeah, it was our best.

K! Jesus, you are a really shit band.

CN: What’s your next question?

K! I don’t know. Are we done? We can talk straight and nice if you like or we can carry on like this. Believe me when I say this Craig, I care as little about this as you do. That needs to be understood. I don’t care that this is going badly. It is of no importance to me at all.

CN: Well, thanks for coming down, man… [walking out of the room] Well, I hope everything works out for you and I hope everything is great for you.

K! Bye, Craig.

CN: [Mumbles out of range of tape recorder]

K! Nice to meet you, Craig.


Some of Craig's more funny random moments are in there. How I love him!

I love the tablecloth bit!

I also like when he says 'you dick'

ahahah yes i would love to just grab him! lol he looks so lovable.

GO CRAIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that was so funny.......he was so funny the interviewer was getting pissed at Craig whilest Craig kind of sat there and was totally calm and whatever...

i love it when he's like your really lame, man.....when he was talking to the interveiwer....or when he was pretending to be hurt
poor guy had no chance

Yeah.

I didn't like how the interviewer guy called him difficult. That wasn't nice and I can see why Craig would get pissed.

I love this quote: "You’re a fucking joke. The bands you put in your magazine with the tattoos… you’re all a big joke. That’s all you are."