she got locked in a freezer

for I dont know
less than 10 minutes I'm guessing seeing as shes quite alive

Oh...duh! I dont know what I was expecting as a reason but it certainly wasnt the obvious.

I got locked in a freezer once at work, but that never crossed my mind when I made up this username. Actually I was listening to Animal Machine when I first logged on and that line was the last line of the song I heard before having to make up a name. Yeah, I know. Great story, right?

she got locked in a freezer at work too
well not too many people have huge freezers that you can fit into in their home so I guess thats a given

She was working at McDonalds and they had a birthday party or something and sent her to get a cake out of the freezer to thaw out and the door closed behind her and locked her in

god this was like.... 6-7 years ago
still a funny story

I also know a guy who was born in a McDonalds
and we used to call him The Big Mac Daddy

HAHA! Big Mac Daddy! That rocks!

Yeah, I had to get frozen fruit from the freezer and someone closed it so they could get by or something. Luckily someone was standing there to tell them I was in there. A couple days later the handle jammed and had to be fixed because it wouldnt open. Luckily I didnt get shut in there then.

Random thing:

There's this random gangsta dude in one of my classes who talks to me sometimes (he's really amusing actually) and after knowing me for maybe four days he came to the conclusion that I'm obsessed with the Vines. The funny part is that we only talked about the Vines in conversation maybe twice at best when he asked me what I was listening to on my iPod. Sad much?

at school EVERYONE knows I'm obsessed with The Vines
and I've gotten quite a few of them listening to them (and they're all hip hop fanatics)

I work at Burger Kings, and our is never locked. If it was, Id be in trouble like 8 times a day.. Maybe thats why they dont lock it that way they dont have to save my ass every half hour


Everyone knows Im obsessed too. If theirs a chance to talk about them/craig/(and now even ryan ((hot!!)) I take it. Its kind of sad.. we need lives

I've gotten some people to listen, but most of them either don't care or are strictly anti-Vines for some reason. But it was odd that a person could come to such a conclusion after knowing me for four days and talking to me for maybe ten minutes each of those days.

Well, they didn't lock the freezer, there's just no handle on the inside. Some genius closed it and when the door closes the light goes out and I was pawing through frozen meat and shit and BAM! I was like "oh...fuck!" It was scary.

ours also pushes open from the insde


Ive got a lot of people to listen to them.. whether they're actually listening.. I dont know, but hey, i tired right. My friend Britney is always like "Oh, Dont even get her started"

My friends say the same thing. They've actually got a list of "trigger words" that nobody is allowed to say to me, near me, to someone else in the vicinity...etc. These words immediately make me start rambling off random Vines facts or going into promotional sermons about the new album, or just bursting out into song.

Some of them have learned some of the lyrics to the songs to they know what not to say around me, as I enjoy quoting lyrics in conversation when triggered.

Yeah...my friends are Vines proofing themselves...
or maybe they're Jess-proofing themselves....

They havent established trigger words for me.. yet. Im always drawing Craig. "Dont you ever draw anything else?" .. Why would I want to?

I'm always drawing and painting craig too! I just wish they came out good. Craig is fun to draw though.

What is it, twelve days? I so can't wait man!!!

13 I believe. Hope theres new pics in the new album. Im running out of pics to draw

HAHAHAHAHHA that's too great, I couldn't help that

The pics in the album packaging are the b&w pics in the photo section.

damn.. I was hoping for some new pics.. ah well..

I'm currently having a field day with drawing those new ones! I love the one with Craig holding the "how to be an artist" book. Awesome!

He looks so cute wearing that hat

See the new pics in the "post Vines Pics' thread!!?!?!?!


OMG!

Ryan....


and that's all I'm gonna say.

HOT!!

His socks! oh god!

Best pictures ever!

Craig, doll.... go outside much? His arms are whiter than mine

I noticed that! I just thought the white background made them look a little washed out...

Hamish is muscle man, Ryan - the shy, dark, feminie artist with hot socks, Craig, just happy to be let out of the house

Oh my lord! Those were my exact thoughts....only you said it better!!

poor guys, they're so easy tp pick on

But it's all in fun

of course

I'm really liking those new lyrics though. Seeing what Craig's actually singing makes me realize how truly horrible I am at understanding the words upon hearing them.

For some reason i like craigs singing better then his screaming. He has a good voice.

I agree. I love Miss Jackson and ASII because it really shows Craig's talent vocally. Like, he can pull off the screaming bit, but even better, he can really sing.

Craig is a very good singer, ex\sp live when hes actually singing a sing

I like his sound better recorded, but I like how he's way more intense live (not that I'd know ) He's talented either way.

He gets so into it when he sings Ms Jackson live. I love it!

I know....thats why it's such a shame that they won't do tradtional touring. Craig's in rare form on stage. He's gets so deep into the music and it's really amazing to see. I can't imagine ever being there in person, as opposed to watching it through videos and whatnot. I'd probably stand there transfixed, mouth open, the entire time.

Im sure they'll eventually do some shows.. I mean.. theyve gotta. If they ever come to the US me and you should road trip to wherever they're gonna be. thatd be sweet.

Dude, I so would! Wherever they come to in the US, I'm there. I've already decided! I gotta see them live! I've even got a jar where I'm saving up change and stuff...I'm such a loser...

thats funny.

I put my money in a bank.. but thats just me

Well, I do that too, but like spare change and extra pocket money and stuff goes in my homemade Vines fund jar. I feel special here, don't take that away from me!

ok

dude, chack out this icon

dude....that thing rocks! I'm seriously laughing my ass off right now! It never ends!!!

And I love your sig by the way!

thanks, i was having a hard itme deicding which ones to put in there. I think I like what I choose

How do you use one of those as an icon as opposed to a stationary picture? I'm slow and can't figure it out.

theres a program you can download called Ulead GIF Animator 5. Its easy as fuck to use.

oh, alrighty. Thanks!

no problem

I'm so excited! I'm going on a random road trip tomorrow!

I can't wait to assault (to quote the amazing Mr. Hamish ) my friends with the Vines all the way! It's gonna rock!

Anyone preorder the DLTTR single yet? They pushed my shipping dates ahead like two weeks! It's crazy! At this rate I can go to Austrailia, hang out a bit, buy the single, listen to it a few hundred times, come back and still beat the post delivering it!

Whoa.. MAJOR deja vu it lasted for like 5 mins.

My moms not real big on me using her credit car lately. Im gonna half to drive to the store early to get it on the 4th and hopefully convince her to let me get the singles (and limited editiion) some time later.

Aww....that sucks....

Deja vu? About what?

Well, I PMed Jen, then then the Red Hot Chili Peppers song came on and I was like whoa... then it was even freakier when I read your post.