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mmkay...I think we're all officially bored out of our minds
Psh. I know I am. And I think everybody's just about realized that.
'just about' realized it? Even with the cutting of e-bay's face?
WELL. You know what?
You're a crotch-pheasant.
: O OOOOOH!
Actually, I don't know what the hell I just said, or why.
You're a crotch-pheasant.
: O OOOOOH!
Actually, I don't know what the hell I just said, or why.
QUOTE(XAnimalxMachineX @ Jan 27 2006, 11:38 PM)
WELL. You know what?
You're a crotch-pheasant.
: O OOOOOH!
Actually, I don't know what the hell I just said, or why.
You're a crotch-pheasant.
: O OOOOOH!
Actually, I don't know what the hell I just said, or why.
one of those days .....BATMAN
Crotch-pheasant? That's colorful!
For some reason that made me think of castration...and then Patrick, whom you were going to kick in the nuts 58367589759827598759857 times. Yeah...I dunno.
For some reason that made me think of castration...and then Patrick, whom you were going to kick in the nuts 58367589759827598759857 times. Yeah...I dunno.
Hah. It'd be funny if he had 50972490374039274932704739049023 nuts.
God, that was so fucking juvenile, I need to grow up. 
QUOTE(LockedInAFreezer @ Jan 27 2006, 11:39 PM)
Crotch-pheasant? That's colorful!
For some reason that made me think of castration...and then Patrick, whom you were going to kick in the nuts 58367589759827598759857 times. Yeah...I dunno.
For some reason that made me think of castration...and then Patrick, whom you were going to kick in the nuts 58367589759827598759857 times. Yeah...I dunno.
I think Craigs gonna kick patrick mathews in the balls 58367589759827598759857 times in his charlies angels pants
QUOTE(XAnimalxMachineX @ Jan 28 2006, 01:40 AM)
Hah. It'd be funny if he had 50972490374039274932704739049023 nuts.
Then there'd be a hell of a lot of kickage happening.
Wonder what it's like to have nuts...
Hm.
Hm.
I'm reminded of that Tom Green song
"Hey, kids feel your balls...so you don't get cancer"
"Hey, kids feel your balls...so you don't get cancer"
Nice. XD
QUOTE(LockedInAFreezer @ Jan 27 2006, 10:46 PM)
I'm reminded of that Tom Green song
"Hey, kids feel your balls...so you don't get cancer"
"Hey, kids feel your balls...so you don't get cancer"
QUOTE(earthysunchild @ Jan 27 2006, 10:41 PM)
I think Craigs gonna kick patrick mathews in the balls 58367589759827598759857 times in his charlies angels pants
and i think your sig-pic looks great! thanks to the wonk. 
QUOTE(XAnimalxMachineX @ Jan 28 2006, 01:38 AM)
You're a crotch-pheasant.
*writes that insult down in notebook for later use*
nice one, that.
this has become the vines superpost thread II: the boredom strikes back. whereas the first one has some semblance of being on vines topic, this one is a total free for all - so far, the only semi-running theme is patrick's hairy back and balls!!
That's right!!
We're all very creative people....we really are.
We're all very creative people....we really are.
QUOTE(earthysunchild @ Jan 28 2006, 01:41 AM)
I think Craigs gonna kick patrick mathews in the balls 58367589759827598759857 times in his charlies angels pants
HAHAHA! Look Out! Craig's Got COKE!!
Run!
Hey....you laugh...but coke can be very dangerous if used improperly...
Yeah...I'm still bored...
Yeah...I'm still bored...
QUOTE(XAnimalxMachineX @ Jan 28 2006, 12:03 AM)
It's the feeling you get when the sun shines, and you see butterflies for the first time. 
I thought it was a drug like LSD. I mean look at the posts? Makes the most sense, no?
Actually I know exactly what this person is talking about.
It's this site...
The Vineyard
It's really amazing how you and Jen were able to decipher that cryptic rant! I'm still puzzling over it all, in fact. I dunno, maybe I'm just slow.
i know! that's the one i've linked two times in this thread already!
QUOTE(wonkytooth @ Jan 28 2006, 11:15 AM)
i know! that's the one i've linked two times in this thread already!
I think I skipped a couple of posts in the attempt to retain my sanity.
Not sure if it worked tho.
QUOTE(Brooklyn Girl @ Jan 28 2006, 11:17 AM)
I think I skipped a couple of posts in the attempt to retain my sanity.
Not sure if it worked tho.
Not sure if it worked tho.
Might have been a good idea....some of our topics were uh...um....
yeah.
QUOTE(LockedInAFreezer @ Jan 28 2006, 09:09 AM)
Hey....you laugh...but coke can be very dangerous if used improperly...
Yeah...I'm still bored...
Yeah...I'm still bored...
i think coke can be a weapon.....i think so not quite shure....thanx again wonk...jen.. for the sig
QUOTE(LockedInAFreezer @ Jan 28 2006, 09:09 AM)
Hey....you laugh...but coke can be very dangerous if used improperly...
Yeah...I'm still bored...
Yeah...I'm still bored...
coke can be a weapon.........i think.....idk just a thought
hey thanx again wonk.......
Coke is the best drink in the fucking world. I mean, if it died, I would die... because, I think, eventually, my heart would explode and my throat would shrivel because kdhaknnksdklasndkl
Yeah, I'm addicted to it.
But, it's the best. Infact I have... about...10 McDonalds/Burger King Coke cups lyin' aroyund... six cans on my desk... and... and six bottles. And two coca cola ceramic cups.
Yes, I actually took the time to count.
Yeah, I'm addicted to it.
But, it's the best. Infact I have... about...10 McDonalds/Burger King Coke cups lyin' aroyund... six cans on my desk... and... and six bottles. And two coca cola ceramic cups.
Yes, I actually took the time to count.
I would support your nice gesture of thanking Jen, except, she's evil, and shoots down my creative jet straight out of the sky. And, she made me cry. So. You know.
Coke is pretty rad...I agree. Just don't mess with Coke man. It's one crazy mofo. People that mess with Coke mess with death man. You better recognize the Coke. Respect the Coke. The Coke demands respect. Okay...I'll stop now.
Coke is the best. Way better than Pepsi, and I'm thirty minutes from New Bern. XD
Yeah. Coke doesn't fuck around. Coke doesn't play by the rules.
You should see on the streets, how it tears Pepsi's ass into the ground. Infact! Pepsi practically gets its ass hand to it when it tries to compare to Coke's massive skill.
You should see on the streets, how it tears Pepsi's ass into the ground. Infact! Pepsi practically gets its ass hand to it when it tries to compare to Coke's massive skill.
Yeah. No shit man. I once knew someone who fucked with Coke...but you know what? I don't know them anymore! Coke ripped them a new ass, man! Coke is off the hook, man.
Yeah. I once knew this guy who fucked around with Coke, and the next day, his ass woke up dead! Dayumn.
Cokizzles the mutha fuggin' shizzle, and it don't play by da rules, you know what I'm sayin'? Mm, tat coke's one fine, fine, mutha fuggin' biotch.
By the way, I'm bi-racial (half white, half black) so, we can all guess what side that came from.
Cokizzles the mutha fuggin' shizzle, and it don't play by da rules, you know what I'm sayin'? Mm, tat coke's one fine, fine, mutha fuggin' biotch.
By the way, I'm bi-racial (half white, half black) so, we can all guess what side that came from.
Coke is the shit.
Yeah...I can take a good guess.
You know, if radness was measured by the intensity of one's bowel malfunctions, I'd say that coke definitely slams down on being this year's top Toxic Radioactive Diherrea. Yeah, I know, I can't spell diherrea...
However, it's safe to say that it doesn't taste that way.
Totally man. And reading that statement just makes me wanna go drink as much Coke as I can. Just so I can hopefully be eclipsed by the radiating waves of radness that permeate from that amazing little red can and penetrate the entire earth. Coke is where it's at.
Coke is where it's at, and coke is all around. You come into class, and you always sit by coke, because coke sits by everybodeh.
And when you go to church, you don't preach for Jesus, you preach for Coke, because coke is your God, and you Jesus, coke is the messiah of the modern world! Raining down showers of it's acidy fizz, to reincarnate the holy dead and build it's army of servitude to cleanse the world of the unpure, the devil, the Pepsi...
And when you go to church, you don't preach for Jesus, you preach for Coke, because coke is your God, and you Jesus, coke is the messiah of the modern world! Raining down showers of it's acidy fizz, to reincarnate the holy dead and build it's army of servitude to cleanse the world of the unpure, the devil, the Pepsi...
QUOTE(XAnimalxMachineX @ Jan 28 2006, 04:33 PM)
I would support your nice gesture of thanking Jen, except, she's evil, and shoots down my creative jet straight out of the sky. And, she made me cry. So. You know.
i'd watch what you say about me...i wouldn't want to have to break your cyber kneecaps.
and earthysunchild...you are most welcome.
coke chokes.
pepsi rules.
there is truly a smilie for everything.
It's impossible to break my cyber kneecaps. But, I don't have any. Kneecaps that is. Cause, I'm so awesome. So mwhaahahah.
Actually, no, I don't have any legs, because I lost them. Somewhere. Which is why I'm always stranded at the computer.
OH wait! I know where they are! Yeah. My big fat fucking chihuahua that eats everything must of eaten them since she's so damn huge.
Actually, no, I don't have any legs, because I lost them. Somewhere. Which is why I'm always stranded at the computer.
OH wait! I know where they are! Yeah. My big fat fucking chihuahua that eats everything must of eaten them since she's so damn huge.
Coke rocks!
*fixes fallen Coke bottle*
*fixes fallen Coke bottle*
QUOTE(wonkytooth @ Jan 28 2006, 02:50 PM)
i'd watch what you say about me...i wouldn't want to have to break your cyber kneecaps.
and earthysunchild...you are most welcome.
coke chokes.
pepsi rules.
there is truly a smilie for everything.
and earthysunchild...you are most welcome.
coke chokes.
pepsi rules.
there is truly a smilie for everything.
Coke rox!!!!! but sorry everyone my favoite drink is MONSTER!!!!!!yea it sooooo much better than coke....but given the choice between coke or pepsi
id take coke
Yeah. Coke devotes it's carbonated existence to ridding the world of the unclean evil that makes up the nauseating, blue-canned horror that is Pepsi. The spawn of Satan. Coke won't rest until it's annihilated that revolting, conniving little impostor. Long live Coke.
Coke is like, the messiah. And Pepsi's like... the Jehovah's witness... (sorry to anybody that actually is Jehovah's.)
QUOTE(XAnimalxMachineX @ Jan 28 2006, 04:57 PM)
Coke is like, the messiah. And Pepsi's like... the Jehovah's witness... (sorry to anybody that actually is Jehovah's.)
X'D So true...so true...
QUOTE(XAnimalxMachineX @ Jan 28 2006, 02:57 PM)
Coke is like, the messiah. And Pepsi's like... the Jehovah's witness... (sorry to anybody that actually is Jehovah's.)
No yes Coke is close to god.......But Monster is GOD
Excuse me, but Coke could drop kick Monster in its Monster balls. So, I think you better calm down.
*nods* Even though I have personally never tried Monster. I'm a Sobe Adrenaline Rush/ Amp girl.
QUOTE(XAnimalxMachineX @ Jan 28 2006, 03:01 PM)
Excuse me, but Coke could drop kick Monster in its Monster balls. So, I think you better calm down.
but yet coke is part of the reason monster is here
ack too much thinkingMonster still is awesome
What? Are you saying Coke can't kick itself in the balls if it chooses to do so?
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