I love you, honey

You love me! I've always thought you were gay.

i love you

i love you too (and not meaning it)

haha,something like that happened to me; there was this guy who looked (and acted) really weird and not in a good way,it was kinda scary;and I couldn't stop staring at him because of that,and one time he asked me "why do you look at me so much?" and I was like "what?,I don't look at you too much!" and the next day he shows up with a present for me and gave it to me at the bus stop and I was like "wtf?" and the present had a letter that said that he had a crush on me and la la la...poor guy

Awwwww. That's sweet. And sad.

....

i love goo too! oh wait, what did you say? ....OH

That's sad.

nice dodge

Nothing else?

"get me some beer woman!!"

or



or

^ ^

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"You love poo? Ew."

"no hablo ingles"

What?

*waits for the person to say it again*

*interrupt with*

....everrrrrrrrr.

"sshhhhh.... this song is great!!"

*turns to a friend*

Anyways, as I was saying....

thats mean

"im leaving you".

thats even worse than mo's

Huh? Why would someone say that?

It's a game, wife

A game? Mmhh... Yeah, it is.

Ah, I thought...

Cool. Do I get a prize when I make up a really good one?

um....

yeah

OK, fine. That's fair.

i love you

so.....what do you want to name our kids

i like this one !

Sounds like the Homer Simpson kind.

Bob Dole thinks this would be a funny response.

gross!

yeah classy !!

The worst response I've got was:

Your not going to start stalking me now are you?

I love you:

Get me out of this cage!


I love you:

Not until you've payed. C'mon fifty up front


I love you:

Lets not and say you did


I love you:

Shh!! Get in the bag!


I love you:

You're blocking the tv!


I love you:

It's still not my baby

I love you:

You are NOT the father

I'm weird

Or the other way around

I love you:

*sigh* Really? Cos I was gunna break up with you

I love you:

Alrighty


I love you:

What's this all over the sheets?!

your nipples are on fire.

i love you:

"Shut the fuck up fatass"

from past experience, id say..

"So.. Does this mean you'll have sex with me?"

"Who the hell are you?"

WHOA,,,,,YOU CAN TALK!!!

that's awesome!!!!!

some dude: i love you...
chick he's talking to: well, fuck you too!

i love you :

i love cake

lol I remember one time my friend matt called his girlfriend thunderthighs.....lets just say it didn't turn out pretty

I Love You

*Stares Awkwardly at the ground* Yah... well uhmmmm Your mom has got it going. She's all I wanted and I've waited for so long. So [Insert recets name here] can't you see you're not the girl for me. I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with your mom.

You gots to love Fountains Of Wayne for getting you out of those tight spots!

I love you:

So what do you think of our president?

whoa your only 30, I thought you were adleast 35 !

Haha.

I love you:

You have a huge nose, you know that?

Ok this one was by me, but that was because I was under the influence and was kind of not lisitening(she was a real mean girl friend, so I think it evened out, and she was mean before this happened)
p.s this was in grade 10

ex girl friend: oh, kris theirs something that ive been meaning to tell y---
Kris: Look at that cute darling cat, AWWW LETS GO PET HIM!!
*runs after the cat, and starts petting him*
ex: kris I don't think you understand...I love you...
Kris: NO!! you don't understand me im just trying to give this cat some love and your just yappin away...

lol yeah so not my best moment, Im usally never like this, its just ...yeahhh I guess I cant really make it sounds any better

^^ I love that, so random!

Response to I love you: Oh fuck, I just dropped the remote control in my cereal!!! Now it's all soggy and oh my god I hope it still works. Grab me a paper towel! NOW! this is an emergency!!!

hehe I guess that just came to me because my stepsister said that when I was back at home and it was just hilarious to me cause it was so random . And the remote was soaked in milk

thats amazing, I never thought a remote control and I love you would go together like that

kris, that was funny

I remember a girl told me she loved me over the phone, and I hung up before the "you" part....

thank you and omg wow thats amazing!, did you here her say you right when you put down the phone, or was it someone that you didn't like?

no, it was on my cell....I folded it closed it and it ended....

don't worry, I talked it out with her later

...and we dated a little

awww thats good, so a nice happy ending