"I Love you"

"your a nice girl"

I Love You


"....did we forget the restraining order?"

I love you

Hey..do you know the name of the blonde behind you?

I Love You

"What the hell are you doing in my closet?!?"

I love you

...excuse me, I'm gonna go throw up about something else in the other room...

"I love you"

"sorry buddy.. you have to be at least this tall to ride"

OMG

I Love You

"...so can I borrow that quarter or not?"

I love you

Sorry, only VIP's are allowed inside

I love you.




You gave me an STD.

I love you...

hahahahahahah...i love myelf too

I Love You

"...and who are you again?"

I love you...

"I love me, too."

thats too bad. I'm dating your best friend.

"I love you!"

"Dido"


hahaha that was in a movie and i was like wtf?!?!

"awww that's sweet"

"I love you"

*hysterical laughing*

awful feeling

I love you.








I'm sorry I think I just threw up in my mouth a little there now.

I was waiting for this thread to come back!


I Love You




"This orgy sure is off to a slow start..."
-saw that on a shirt somewhere!

I love you too Dave.

Who the fuck is Dave!?!?!?!

I love you

..Hey look over there! *runs*

"I love you"


..."God loves you"


...Okay, so it was probably funnier if you were there but I near peed myself

I love you

"That's a shame, 'cause I loathe you."

I got that in high school, but I said it as a joke, so it wasn't really bad.

"I love you'

"GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME!"

I love you


"HAHAHAHAHAHA.... ...wait....you were serious?"

I love you

..No, seriously, where's my money?

I Love You

You were good until you opened your mouth.

I love you!












Well, that didn't last long

I love you


now change your will and give me everything you own.

I love you.

.......................

that's right no response at all, not even eye contact or recognition you said anything

hahahahaha

I love you

(awkward silence)


I'm sorry miss, did you say you wanted fries with that?

I love you

Oh,really?
*silence* hey! look,your zipper is open! *runs*

i love you


sorry...... i fucked your brother

I love you



Eat me!

Yeah, could you hand me the butter?

haha



Thanks, you're blocking the TV.

i love you . . . .


you dont even know what love is

"oooooo....it's 6, you know what that means! Everyone Loves Raymond is on!!! Where's the remote?"

I loved that show,


IN FACT!


I loved it more than you...move bitch. lol.

If you can't share love, it can be the worst thing in the world.

I just realized it's "everybody loves raymond" not "everyone"

I read it and thought it looked funny

response to "i loveyou"

* "THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK YOU!!"
* "And i love spendiiing time with you"
or
"Do you want some cofee?"

no response? ...

Well, puking is obviously no positive answer.

Neither is scratching your arse

Or farting.

Do you know what is worse again?
that a guy think that you are in love with him but you're not

it happened to me it was SO FUNNY he was like "no no i don't wanna you to be hurt because it's obvious you have feelings for me, you are falling in love with me !!" (he use to said that 3times a day word for word!!) and i was like hum and
ahahha ^^ the poor guy, he made his love declaration alone !!!

Awww, poor him.