Mine is Herbert Winds
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What's your porn name???
Mine is Herbert Winds
Mine is Herbert Winds
Max Hill
slightly un-gender appropriate.
slightly un-gender appropriate.
Bess Cranebrook Lane.
Ooh, sexy name..
Ooh, sexy name..
my friend's was Popcorn Seedermountain 
Don't add the lane, road, drive, etc.
Don't add the lane, road, drive, etc.
Berlin Rathenower
Quoi le...?
(Oh wait, now it would be: Berlin West
)
Quoi le...?
(Oh wait, now it would be: Berlin West
)
What if your street is a number?
QUOTE(Brooklyn Girl @ Dec 6 2005, 08:38 PM)
What if your street is a number?
I've never heard of that...Erm, I guess you could...erm...make a last name up
Be creative!
This girl on my bus's porn name is Baby Cornerstein
Sparky Main
QUOTE(Get_out_of_my_bed @ Dec 6 2005, 08:43 PM)
Sparky Main
it sucks but the sparky bit is cool 
Patches Inn Circle.
i'm obvs into bizarre shavings. 
i'm obvs into bizarre shavings.
Kitty Witty Hortense.
Euu, wtf!
patches is a cute name for a pet
Dude check out my sexy list on profile
of course i am not going to keep it like that! like i said i can't have one because i like too many people to narrow it down
Well... Maybe my cat... We've had fish before, but they didn't have names.
I am Karl Liebknecht, uh, what a porn name. No, I am Kleopatra Liebknecht. Yeah, that sounds like a porn name.
Or like Liebknecht's wife. Well, maybe noone knows that he had a wife named Kleopatra.
I am Karl Liebknecht, uh, what a porn name.
No, I am Kleopatra Liebknecht. Yeah, that sounds like a porn name.Or like Liebknecht's wife.
Well, maybe noone knows that he had a wife named Kleopatra.
Rosie Chassin...
That DOES sound like a pornstar name
That DOES sound like a pornstar name
QUOTE(woodpecker_casablancas @ Dec 6 2005, 04:10 PM)
Well... Maybe my cat... We've had fish before, but they didn't have names.
I am Karl Liebknecht, uh, what a porn name. No, I am Kleopatra Liebknecht. Yeah, that sounds like a porn name.
Or like Liebknecht's wife. Well, maybe noone knows that he had a wife named Kleopatra.
I am Karl Liebknecht, uh, what a porn name.
No, I am Kleopatra Liebknecht. Yeah, that sounds like a porn name.Or like Liebknecht's wife.
Well, maybe noone knows that he had a wife named Kleopatra.forget about the pet and street name - i'd say 'Woodpecker Casablancas' is hardcore itself.
edit: maddie, make that 'Rosie Chastity' and... *wakkachakkawakkachakka*
i dont have a pet. so i guess my porn name is barbara hot
hot
Coco Excelsior.
you lived on a street called Barbara?
i am your pet you fool!
i am your pet you fool!
you're my pet? thats new to me lol
okay then, i have a new name then. its neev barbara. wow
okay then, i have a new name then. its neev barbara. wow
hmmm no that is not going to work
ok lets try
Anna Rexia
or Peter Fyle
ok lets try
Anna Rexia
or Peter Fyle
shandy radstone
AND the award for the 1970's porn star of the year award goes to...
QUOTE(Get_out_of_my_bed @ Dec 6 2005, 09:30 PM)
hmmm no that is not going to work
ok lets try
Anna Rexia
or Peter Fyle
ok lets try
Anna Rexia
or Peter Fyle
anna rexia like anorexia? i dont wanna be called that, cause people think i have an eating disorder
no Anna Rexia the rottweiler!
oh man. can i call you hot mamma?
sure!
can i call you
wee doll?
can i call you
wee doll?
yo hot mamma. you can call me everything you want.
can i make jokes about you in "yo mamma" style???
can i make jokes about you in "yo mamma" style???
sure why not
Coco Princess.
QUOTE(Get_out_of_my_bed @ Dec 6 2005, 09:55 PM)
sure why not
that would be rude
i wanna call you carl barat, cuase he's so fuckin sexy
so that means i am so fucking sexy?
sexy bugger
thats a cool pornname!!
thats a cool pornname!!
Mine would be Smokey Ovide-Clairmont French porn for y'all.
French porn for y'all.
Nikka Route 149
QUOTE(wonkytooth @ Dec 7 2005, 08:12 AM)
forget about the pet and street name - i'd say 'Woodpecker Casablancas' is hardcore itself.
edit: maddie, make that 'Rosie Chastity' and... *wakkachakkawakkachakka*
edit: maddie, make that 'Rosie Chastity' and... *wakkachakkawakkachakka*
that would be hot, wouldn't it? 
Silvie Raven
haha wtf
haha wtf
Ivory Union...wat a god awful name sounds like a football team
haha it does to!
either that or like a punk band or something..
either that or like a punk band or something..
somehow i dont think that name would catch on but u never know.
ginger clearview
Tinkerbell White
Smokey High
Pothead school?
Pothead school?
Haha..
You lived on High street?
like in that 70's show??
like in that 70's show??
I'd be.....
Dean the Bean
Dean the Bean
No 
Coco Perkishire
Russ Bullroad
Sugar Alley
My friends have good porn name
Coco Perkishire
Russ Bullroad
Sugar Alley
My friends have good porn name
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