^^^ BEST POST EVA!!! Love the commentary.

In the first two, I think it's so funny how he has the chicks faces hidden, as if he doesn't want them watching as he vigorously jerks off to their tits.





This picture is new to me, thanks! Mmmmmm Craig on a couch with a boner...*drifts off to lala land*


Here's a couple more.



Craig: "Hey look, I'm holding two sets of balls!"



That naughty grin on his face makes me feel dirty...oh what's that! Right in front of everybody, now that's down right kinky. That is one odd man.

Thanks!

And Ryan's in the background, too!

Yay! Well-said, too.


*tears*

Ok so heres what i think as some body has said she looks like barbie on crack and the girl has a rep i like her music but just not her! And NO it has nothing to do with the fact she used to tussle with craig!!!
But i must say her new ad is its sooo ...............? There r no words 4 it... and it just gos on and on...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gj3r93q2cM

And yes i no i prob sound like the forums biggest bitch so im sorry guys

Oh that ad is just horrendous. Many's been said about this earlier in this thread, but yeah. I hope she was paid pretty penny, otherwise it wasn't worth it. I thought she aspired to be seen as an artist atferall and not a common slut that this video promotes. What's the point of the video anyway? Isn't it an ad for an internet store? What kind of internet store would want that kind of ad? "Oh yes, all our products are made here, no imports. Just look at our great illegal workshop where we make 10 or so registered sex offenders wear stuff we couldn't sell. They weld, forge and bend metal to make shiny stuff you can buy for only $0.99! We haven't passed a hygene inspection in 12 years, but who cares if you can get overpriced products AND a sexy delivery boy at your service for an hour! Become a member and buy any two products; you get a bondage set for free! Want a filthy version of PacMan? We've got it! Like leather? It's your lucky day; we've been trying to get rid of that junk for decades! Call 800-800-0800, press 1 to order or 2 to listen to kinky boarding school room-mates."
And that bit after 2:06 is just priceless. There's a shot of X-men computer game and right after that there's a shot of a girl whipping a lad. So ... those people get off playing X-men? Lawwwl.
And that bit with drinks and "The Devil Wears Prada" book or what I like to call it: "This place is a bunghole, but we promote literacy amongst alcoholics" bit. I mean, hahahahahaha.
I feel bad for Harry, that video isn't very flattering and it's more of a setback for her career if anything. That whole image of her in that ad is just slutty.
She should be more this:

than this:

if she wants people to take her seriously.

I liked her tons more in Frayed at the Edges video where she didn't have that much heavy makeup. I kind of wish she'd make it in the music business just because she was involved with Craig and the goodness of my heart doesn't allow me to think the worst of her. I just hope, as I said before, that she got a decent cash fix for it.
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Oh, didn't I say I'd leave Harry alone? Oops.

Did you check the pics from her recent show? If not, check out her myspace. It has pictures of her wearing a dress that could double as a shirt! And in one, you can see her unmentionables.

Oh, this one you mean?


Nice bootz, I must say. But what's that pointy thing sticking from under her dress? There, on the arse.
Ha, her guitarist looks so concentrated on his guitar. "I must ... not ... look ..., I... must .... not ... look..."

That's exactly the one that I mean!
She needs a stylist to show her how to dres properly.
Ursa, your so great at finding photos.

Firstly, she needs someone to fill her in about showing her underwear in public. Either it's the whole thing, or no at all. Then she can move on to more demanding tasks, like adequate dressing.
In a year or two, we can get her to become a nun.


I wonder if Craig likes red knickers. *sigh* Maybe I should buy some just in case.

I don't know about Craig liking red knickers-maybe he likes all kinds of colors.

Or maybe he's colour blind. Or visually impaired. Or! or likes rainbow patterns. Or stuff. And swings from tree to tree on vines. Or makes up random crap at night. Like me. OMG we're lyk, so soulmates!!!1!!

Okay. I'll stop.

(you have to read that in a really excited 9-year-old girl way to be funny)
(can you tell I'm sleep deprived? )

I've been there. (Sleep deprevation is no fun. When I'm sleep deprived for a long period of time, I become a total bitch-but that's just me.)

I think I've seen a pic of Craig in red undiewurrs. Not in just them alone, I wish. I mean them sticking up out of his pants.

But Harry, oh my. What's up with that video? I didn't realize that chick was so kinky, I wonder what she tried with Craig. I just can't imagine him naked tied up to a chair with a mouth gag and being tortured...Oh wait, I just did.

(maybe the underpants were Harry's and he picked up the wrong ones in the morni-i-...WAIT A MINUTE THERE. No no no no no! What am I saying?! No hetero sex for Craig. )

Oh. My. God. O_O
That.
Is.
Dead sexy.


Now, S&M fetishes is something I'd quite like with Craig. Just imagine ... bondage, leather and a whip in the same room with Craig. Best Christmas present ever.

EDIT:
Craig's birthday's coming up... would it be out of line to send him this? In black, of course. Red looks cheap.

These are prettier...

Basical if ur a sick dirty old man ud know were to find her in a dark allyway.
''As she puts on her british accent need a hand there???''

Ooh, purdy leathery restraints and a whip (which looks kind of like one of those dust mops ). If Craig doesn't want it, I'll keep the present for myself. You never know when that stuff comes in handy.

Kinky and there in pink 2

Yeah. Just looking at that makes my inner gay man do summersaults with joy.

Black is so much better!


But those are prettier. It appeals to both sexes.

lol

Yeah I could
Victoria: ''Whats my name bitch, Whats my name.....''
Craig: '' DIRTY HARRY, DIRTY HARRY'' (please dont hurt me please)
Victoria: ''Cracks her wip''
Victoria: ''Get on your hands a knees and beg Bitch''
Craig: ''On all 4's''
Victoria: ''Rides his Back Like a pony''
Craig: '' Thinks happy thoughts'' (Ryan)?

Yup, thinking about Ryan definitely counts as a happy thought.

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Oh, this one you mean?


Oh he looks just like that girl from the magazine.
Unfortunately,a magazine named PORNSTARS,just under the "THEY'RE YOUNG,CHEAP AND HAVE NO STYLE AT ALL BUT WHO CARES" text.
And is it just me or there is something red just a bit under those red whatever?
On her left leg.
Geez.
And the video someone posted few pages ago,i think it is so good for internet xxx pages.
She could earn more with that kind of job.
Not saying that her songs are not good but......
Ok her songs are lame.

^Amen to that, sister! Amen to that!
(Apparently, the server isn't letting me quote. )

No definitley counts as a wet dream

sorry gut it looks like shit

But hay it is a wet dream?

What about the 1 night stands?

You pervert.
Well, wet dreams technically are happy thoughts, aren't they? At least I wake up rather cheerful after, er, impure dreams.

How could I forget that one? I guess I just thought it was way obvious.

Who me perv'' on craig'' neva

I thought that the devil wears red?

Or maybe she's the in diisguise!

Or maybe there saitens pantys

But any way iv got pic 4 u all to c dont really think there is a point but hay for those who like a good bitch here u all go

I think she pretty much makes fun of herself in those photos and the buy.com and on her myspace!

I've been in this particular situation one too many times, and I can tell you she's the ultimate example of the kind of girl you check out and you're like "Mmm, good body. Ohh, nice hair." and then you finally reach the face and you're like "OH SWEET BABY JESUS, WHY?".

^Exactly! She looks like a transvestite!

I agree she isn't the prettiest, but there's this one black&white pic of her that made me nod my head approvingly in a "Craig, you foxy guy" way.

Also, I found this pic just now. It was taken in February 2003. I thought Harry and our Craiggy boy were dating back then, but after seeing this pic I'm not so sure anymore. Maybe I'm just being oldfashioned, but I don't think I'd be posing in a bra while someone that ISN'T my boyfriend is trying to get his hand to my crotch. But maybe that's just me.

And, LOLOLOL @ the handbag.

^ Good Lord

I agree with you, Ursa.
And I think that's James Gooding, Kylie Minougue's ex, that's trying to get in her pants!

And Ryan has always been a good influence on our sweet Craiggers.

Don't they cute together?

Yeah but Jessica and Craig are cuter. I need a Jessica thread so y'all can talk about me and Craig's love life.

Nah, I'd just call you a bitch and wish you were dead. Craig's got a pretty vivid sex life in my head with or without you anyway.

So Harry DID in fact cheat on Craig after all! BAD HARRY!

Fukn hell honey if he had that hand any lower it be where the sun dont shine miss sluty pants... with her hand resting on his she clearly wants him there p.s her tits r small lol

And for heavens sake woman put a dress on not ur nighty

A) She needs someone to tell her NOT to wear her underwear in public.
She needs a stylist to tell how to dress properly.
C) These guys would gladly be up for that job!

I don't think they're that small. They're kinda like mine. But then again, I'm not exactly best equipped.


You're suggesting she should go commando? I don't think the world is quite ready for that.