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C'mon, spill.

I must say that for me it was Last Days... Absolutely dreadful piece of shite. There's two hours of my life I'll never see again. For a moment there I was about to do the exact same thing as the main character at the end of the movie - put a gun to my head. Words cannot describe how bad that movie made me feel. Maybe that's the actual reason I fell ill that sunday.

But anyway, over to you guys...
Thomhatesmusic
One of the most boring movies I ever set through was "The Sweetest Thing". God, awful!
I was also quite bored of this chinese movie whihc I saw in a premiere... I was just deadly bored but my parents thought it was even worse.
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I liked The Sweetest Thing. That scene where Cameron Diaz gets a penis in her eye... genius. Thinking about it still makes me giggle.
Venereal Disease
QUOTE(Craighead @ Sep 16 2005, 03:49 PM)
I liked The Sweetest Thing. That scene where Cameron Diaz gets a penis in her eye... genius. Thinking about it still makes me giggle.
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laugh.gif GOD! That was hilarious, I almost pissed myself.
wonkytooth
QUOTE(Craighead @ Sep 16 2005, 03:16 PM)
I must say that for me it was Last Days... Absolutely dreadful piece of shite. There's two hours of my life I'll never see again. For a moment there I was about to do the exact same thing as the main character at the end of the movie - put a gun to my head. Words cannot describe how bad that movie made me feel. Maybe that's the actual reason I fell ill that sunday.
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i heard there's a scene where he spends half an hour fixing a bowl of cereal? huh.gif

equally as horrendous is stanley kubrick's last film, 'eyes wide shut.' y'know, three hours+ of tom and nicole talking endlessly about nothing or endlessly doing nothing. what's most unforgivable is the big orgy scene with lots of naked people doing the nasty, and tom walking around watching them in a daze and it's like, 'wow, this film even sucked the fun out of sex.' mellow.gif

*hates*
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Argh, I've seen that one too. It made me cry.

It's not just the cereal bowl, y'know? Every little thing a normal person can do within 2 minutes takes him half an hour.
Ava Adore
yeah the thing is with gus van sant is that he films peoples journeys.. like in elephant, how he films the guy walking from one end of the school to another, and doesnt speed it up... so like with the cereal bowl... its like that.. its his style i guess... gets a bit annoying sometimes

ok that doesnt really make sense...
manger
"Sideways" was a very stupid movie. It was about wine, and I couldn't stand to whatch more than 15 minutes of it, I thought I was going to die of boredom.. haha

"Duplex" was also boring. I feel asleep during it, and I never fall asleep during movies. So that's saying something. tongue.gif
Breaking10
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little black book

i hated that movie

and by the way i was forced to see it
Mo_Papparani
QUOTE(xautumnxshade @ Sep 16 2005, 07:45 PM)
"Sideways" was a very stupid movie. It was about wine, and I couldn't stand to whatch more than 45 minutes of it.. I thought I was going to die of boredom.. haha
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Well, I guess you missed the sex scenes, then. mellow.gif
Mo_Papparani
just one question.....

is budget a determining factor, or does that not matter?
manger
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ultrasex
Uhm...any movie made by Tim Burton. dry.gif

I've watched some pretty crappy movies in my time, but I think "Lost In Translation" takes the cake. Worst freakin' movie ever.

Oh yeah, "Pirates of the Carribean" sucked too. I got about 15 minutes into that movie and then I wanted to shoot myself in the stomach, but instead I opted for falling asleep.
annie
QUOTE(rawkxinfinity @ Sep 17 2005, 06:05 PM)
Uhm...any movie made by Tim Burton. dry.gif


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noo i love Tim Burton movies!!!

er shittiest movies...lets see...okay peter pan (jeremy sumpter version) was majorly shitty....so was the first spiderman...however the second spiderman was oresome!
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I loved Lost In Translation.
allie9609
^ Me too. I think the worst movie I've ever seen was Princess Diaries.
is she weird
i loved lost in translation to...............well back on topic..i saw a little bit of that movie the pasifer......like 5 minutes.was shite.....i can't really think of the worst movie i've ever seen, i just don't watch shite movies tongue.gif happy.gif
bloemPie
QUOTE(Craighead @ Sep 16 2005, 09:16 PM)
C'mon, spill.

I must say that for me it was Last Days... Absolutely dreadful piece of shite. There's two hours of my life I'll never see again. For a moment there I was about to do the exact same thing as the main character at the end of the movie - put a gun to my head. Words cannot describe how bad that movie made me feel. Maybe that's the actual reason I fell ill that sunday.

But anyway, over to you guys...
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I agree!! i saw Last Days at Lowlands.. and i was bored like hell dry.gif
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You watched it at Lowlands? SO DID I!
bloemPie
^ haha cool biggrin.gif
devonevoabevon
i dont think its the most awful movie ever
but i didn't really get what was so exciting about the notebook
i didn't really cry
i was expecting it to be much much sadder

i cry more watching the lion king than when i watched it


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and star wars episode I was just a joke/terrible
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-talknerdytome-
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One of the most boring movies I ever set through was "The Sweetest Thing". God, awful!


yeah i didnt enjoy it at all either

and duplex, pffft. i watched some of it and it was just so damn boring & not funny. my brother said it was hilarious and i was like are you on crack? huh.gif haha no im jk i didnt say that but....yeah
Mo_Papparani
QUOTE(Craighead @ Sep 17 2005, 02:21 AM)
I loved Lost In Translation.
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I hated that one.....

....the pace of that wasWAY too damn slow.

I think the movie's overrated.
Mo_Papparani
QUOTE(xautumnxshade @ Sep 16 2005, 11:05 PM)
Hmm.. Yes, I guess I did. But sex doesn't interest me, too much, so I still think it's a boring movie. haha tongue.gif
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Yeah, those scenes didn't really help at all. rolleyes.gif sorry, for bringing them up.

I thought that it was good, though. I like Paul Giamatti's humor. smile.gif

I thought it was hilarious "I'm not drinking Merlot. I AM NOT FUCKING DRINKING MERLOT!!!" laugh.gif
Mo_Papparani
A movie based on a video game......

THE HOUSE OF THE DEAD.

Absolutely dreadful.
-talknerdytome-
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sex doesn't interest me


whaaaaa? porn is my life hahaha jk
Mo_Papparani
QUOTE(TalkNerdyToMe__2 @ Sep 17 2005, 07:13 PM)
whaaaaa? porn is my life hahaha jk
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ME TOO!!!! j/k
Eleanor Rigby
Most Awful Movie ever is 'Guess Who'.

I fucking hate Ashton Kutcher. mad.gif
southerngirl
dreamcatcher.....awful
Ava Adore
QUOTE(Eleanor Rigby @ Sep 18 2005, 12:04 PM)
Most Awful Movie ever is 'Guess Who'.

I fucking hate Ashton Kutcher. mad.gif
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ARGH>. i went to se that with friends

soooooooo bad


cant believe i wasted $11 on it!
ultrasex
The reason I didn't like "Lost In Translation" is because, well, it went too fast for my tastes and it just seemed like a pile of random crap going on all at once. I just couldn't wrap my head around it and it seemed so confusing, plus it seemed like everyone in the entire movie was whispering so I had to turn it up real loud to hear them talk but then someone would slam a door in the movie and it'd be loud as crap, so I gave up 50 minutes into the movie. I tried, I really did try hard to like the movie. tongue.gif

"The Life Aquatic" was the exact same thing as "Lost In Translation" - just underwater plus a random pregnant woman. rolleyes.gif
winning123days
uggh...The Ya-Ya Sisterhood...I don't know how I ended up watching that shit mad.gif
Colin_is_a_Phillover
I haven't seen that many movies... Er... Can't think of any awful film I have been watching... I am still angry because Ihatemusic was making fun of me that I didn't understand "O". I think it was boring.
kiwi
jeepers creepers 1 and 2. both were well shite.
Highly_Revolting
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Colin_is_a_Phillover
I have to make another post. This stupid computer blocks half the sites and half the links I am using everyday. mad.gif I don't like hyped movies, that's why I simply don't watch them. All that stuff... I don't have to watch every "good" movie people are talking about... rolleyes.gif Films can be so overrated. (Films in general... rolleyes.gif)
winning123days
^I agree biggrin.gif
Thomhatesmusic
QUOTE(woodpecker_casablancas @ Sep 18 2005, 02:47 PM)
I haven't seen that many movies... Er... Can't think of any awful film I have been watching... I am still angry because Ihatemusic was making fun of me that I didn't understand "O". I think it was boring.
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It might have been boring to you but it doesnt explain why you dont understand it .
-talknerdytome-
QUOTE(Eleanor Rigby @ Sep 17 2005, 07:04 PM)
Most Awful Movie ever is 'Guess Who'.

I fucking hate Ashton Kutcher. mad.gif
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hahaha i liked it

"Reservation for Mr Jones"
"Mr Jones? Is that with a.. J?"
"no.....? with a p rolleyes.gif "
"Well we gave your room away, check in was at 4. Now is there anything else i can do for you mr PJones?"
Ava Adore
i hate the lion king 2 and 3.. shameful!
Dark_Requiem
There was a 3?!?!?!?!

Anyhow, worst movie ever is the Crocodile Hunter movie. He's funny when it's un scripted. The movie was just like 1 long boring episode of the crocodile hunter with a few random scenes with an old lady.
Reiyel
Kill Bill.....i just find it so stupid, mellow.gif i didn't understand how my sister like it so much.....
kiwi
QUOTE(WildKitten @ Sep 20 2005, 06:55 PM)
Kill Bill.....i just find it so stupid, mellow.gif  i didn't understand how my sister like it so much.....
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Really?

i really enjoyed it. i thought the fight sequences were really good, and i thought uma thurman was really good in it. smile.gif
kiwi
QUOTE(Smashed Pumpkin @ Sep 19 2005, 09:04 AM)
i hate the lion king 2 and 3.. shameful!
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ive not seen 3..2 wasnt the shittest sequel to a disney film ive seen but it wasnt great and it didnt have anything on lion king 1.
Reiyel
QUOTE(kiwi @ Oct 5 2005, 12:46 PM)
Really?

i really enjoyed it. i thought the fight sequences were really good, and i thought uma thurman was really good in it. smile.gif
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pfff dry.gif may be it's me who have strange taste..i should re-watch it again..but at the same time, i have seen enough


i didin't really like Lion Kig 2 and 3, but the first is really my favorite ohmy.gif
Disney are too different from befor now sad.gif
(the grafic as well)
Get_out_of_my_bed
worst film ever has to be the ring
Reiyel
The RIng?? i like it (off-topic..beuh..) but i prefer the japanese version..more scary
Get_out_of_my_bed
QUOTE(WildKitten @ Oct 5 2005, 06:58 PM)
The RIng??  i like it (off-topic..beuh..) but i prefer the japanese version..more scary
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true, japanese movies are great
Reiyel
better versions rolleyes.gif !! Japanese are the only ine who can really make me scared
elfinator
I don't know if I told you guys this but.

Cecil B Demented is the worst movie ever made.
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