weird-looking thing, ain't it?
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weird-looking thing, ain't it?
what is it ? 
wow... im totally not a video-game person but thats just wow!
oh fuck...
more difficult hand-eye coordination
more difficult hand-eye coordination
looks like a remote controlled dildo.
That is kick ass.
QUOTE(theo @ Sep 17 2005, 03:09 PM)
looks like a remote controlled dildo.
It's a remote control attached to a breast pump.
It really does look like something medical.
QUOTE(Mo_Papparani @ Sep 17 2005, 07:25 PM)
It's a remote control attached to a breast pump.
i want it
Yeah I saw this... and well... I saw the artical name on Google News and I was all like "Yes! Legendary controller time!" I clicked it and...well...it's a freakin' remote. I'm not so sure I like it yet, but I guess I'd have to use it to see.
Well, the thing's got motion sensors inside it, so you can actually use it to play certain games, like I saw a demostration where people were using it as a baseball bat, a golf club, a flashlight, and a tool of some sort.
It's not the first time Nintendo's dabbled in that technology, you know, they tried it with Kirby's Tilt 'N' Tumble for the GBA.
It's not the first time Nintendo's dabbled in that technology, you know, they tried it with Kirby's Tilt 'N' Tumble for the GBA.
I wouldn't be able to use that, because the joy-stick thing is in the left hand, and I have like no motor control in my left hand.. hahaha
I don't really play video games, anyways. Only Tony Hawk games..
And I prefer old school nitendo to this, because Mario Brothers rocks.
Yes, that too. Thats one of the reasons I never played video games, before. And that looks like it would be REALLY hard..
I don't really play video games, anyways. Only Tony Hawk games..
And I prefer old school nitendo to this, because Mario Brothers rocks.
QUOTE(Franz Inspired Pants @ Sep 17 2005, 10:08 AM)
oh fuck...
more difficult hand-eye coordination
more difficult hand-eye coordination
Yes, that too. Thats one of the reasons I never played video games, before. And that looks like it would be REALLY hard..
That's a really creepy controller. 
QUOTE(xautumnxshade @ Sep 18 2005, 04:04 PM)
I wouldn't be able to use that, because the joy-stick thing is in the left hand, and I have like no motor control in my left hand.. hahaha
you don't have to use the analog joystick.
It's detachable....
It'd be a good tool/probe in a gyno game.
that is odd! it does look like something medical
QUOTE(richard2 @ Sep 19 2005, 08:45 PM)
It'd be a good tool/probe in a gyno game.
only in japan, richard........only in japan.
Video games were invented by the devil. 
Looks like some sort of sexual contraption.
Vibrating eggs and rods and such like that. Clitoral stimulation, etc.
Vibrating eggs and rods and such like that. Clitoral stimulation, etc.
I have a really big urge to get it dirty.
It looks bad. I perfer the really old nintendo controllers.
don't worry, I'm sure someone will make another controller in your favorite design that the revolution's compatible with....
QUOTE(Winningdays1 @ Sep 27 2005, 12:42 AM)
It looks bad. I perfer the really old nintendo controllers.
They were so uncomfortable though! I won't say the most uncomfortable controler in the world be cause I think the colecovision holds that title..but still.
QUOTE(Ben @ Sep 26 2005, 04:54 PM)
Video games were invented by the devil.
No they weren't. Wrong. If it weren't for videogames I'd be a sad deprived person. Because of them I'm happy
As far as I'm concerned, the devil didn't make them. Unless he turned to gods side and made things that make people happy.
The analog stick part isn't necessary on all games, just specific ones...
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