stephen colbert is a faux conservative....

And he's looking for his new black friend.



This IQ test is going to take forever....whatev

you think you've got what it takes, steph?

No, I think if I tried to tell him he was sexy he'd swist it around and say I was talking about Jon



I fear that his show might go downhill when Bush is out of office: what will he talk about?

he's a comedian, he'll find work

plus, if a Democrat wins, he'll be striking the Dems down every time....he'll make it funny

The weird thing is....there are no bears in New York...


Hey did you catch Louie CK on the Jon Stewart show? It was the first time I've ever laughed that hard in a LONG time....i think I'm gonna go watch it on the Motherload...

I've seen the show LUCKY LOUIE...........hilarious

you know, the lady who plays his wife on the show....she is the voice of Bobby Hill on KING OF THE HILL

I am listening to The Killers.

Guess why.

Because I wanted to try them out again.

It's a bit like the reason why I started listening to Oasis again.

Hi rine.

You know what? Jamie told Chelsea that he thinks Chris Martin sings as if he was dying.

And... He listens to The Killers.

I think that is a contradiction.

Wanna come to our thread?

I confess that I feel really useless right now.

I confess that I'd like to be free of all thoughts about whether what I do is right or wrong, so that I can live my life the way I've always wanted to live it.

I almost...

I need to get back on the love train

New mando diao album.
Already love the fact that one song is called Amsterdam. (Shant sound much like the coldplay one though, what a shame)

What about it? What about the album?

Makes me... mhm... a bit excited I guess


plus: I confess I can't spell! Not in german, english or dutch. Or french. Haha, wow, there's actually no possibility to spell wrong in chinese is there? Or is messing up the signs considered 'wrong spelling' ?

Maybe, I don't know.

Well, it's wrong "signing" then.

I guess, yeah... Why shouldn't it be a spelling mistake. If you put in the wrong sign for something, it is a grammar mistake. And if you make one line wrong, it should be a spelling mistake.

I haven't heard about a new Mando Diao album.

Because I am not at home.

It's not out yet, but they finished recording it.
shame i missed them live here

oh well...

I just heard about a Lollapalooza, except with comedians

...a US tour

Hey guys, I am leaving!

bye honey!

I confess I am in love with the tool song eulogy

I still love "Sober" after about 10 years

Tis a good song too and I also like stinkfist.

Me too!

YAY! I gotta go now be back like later. See ya xxxx

bye neev!

Okay I am back but I confess I have wicked bad cramps. Ouch.

Poor Neev. Hope you will feel better soon.

Aww thanks salome! I feel much better now *scoffs 2 mars bars*

Are you feeling moody, neev?

Nah I am not moody.






WHAT THE FUCK MO, HOW DARE YOU ASK ME THAT?? JESUS JUST ASK ME IF I AM ON MY FUCKING PERIOD WHY DON'T YOU!!!???

well, thanks for gutting my next question

No problem.

Just be glad you weren't asking me this a week ago, otherwise it would have been worse. PMS.

PMS!!!

We are at DEFCON 3!!! I REPEAT, we are at DEFCON 3!!!

Reminds me of that episode of my wife and kids.

12 minutes to total destruction!!!

Make that 3 lol.


I confess I am obsessed with the new alice in chains singer

10 seconds!!!

I'm gonna die!

*kills mo with a giant tampon, hardened with nail polish* muahahaha

I lay dead

Mo? Mo?

um... I confess I started reading my philosophy book today, but my exam is - tomorrow.

Good luck. Want something funny to cheer you up?

http://www.googlism.com/index.htm?ism=Liam+Gallagher&type=1

liam gallagher is a monkey

liam gallagher is known for being a cool british guy who likes to talk and curse

liam gallagher is trapped inside the most famous british male face of his

liam gallagher is more hated then saddam hussein Didn't I know this one yet?

liam gallagher is missing

liam gallagher is the worst interview i have ever done on television as he is so unpredictable and came here completely wasted

liam gallagher is born

liam gallagher is niet eenvoudig te doorgronden Awwww. I don't know what it means though.

liam gallagher is up to old tricks by taking a swipe at fellow chart stars and saying he doubted posh spice victoria beckham was capable of writing

liam gallagher is expecting a baby

liam gallagher is so determined to recreate his own beatles he’s chosen ringo as the name for the baby he’s having with nicole appleton It turned out to be Gene.

liam gallagher is a pompous ass I like that one.

liam gallagher is putting the moves on robbie williams' ex

liam gallagher is verleden tijd en bleek te berusten op publiek onrust stoken

liam gallagher is also irish

liam gallagher is sharing a passionate fling with all saint's beauty nicole appleton

Liam is not easy to look through (eh, forget how you say that in english).

Liam is past and seems to rely on public "unruhe" stoke

Well done.

Thank you.

OOOH thanx Salomé for this link it's so fun!! i typed Craig Nicholls it says

Craig nicholls is a compulsive liar!!!

No prob, is fun.

sirius black is sent to alert the old crowd and to ?lie low at lupin?s for a while?

sirius black is trying to kill harry

sirius black is talking to peter pettigrew and says

sirius black is a dye

sirius black is harrys relative ron

sirius black is now on the loose

sirius black is near there

sirius black is the creator of a successful clothing line

sirius black is innocent and they learn the rest of the story

sirius black is silly

sirius black is my game

sirius black is _mine_ *maniacal laughter*

sirius black is about to start his last year at hogwarts and he's bored

sirius black is your friend?

sirius black is a thin man with long stringy hair


booooring


remus lupin is named after the brother who was killed makes any number of his fans rather nervous

remus lupin is simply a character who cries out for attention

remus lupin is given a spare invitation to a masked ball

remus lupin is the one romantic character in this series

remus lupin is a total drama queen

remus lupin is a fairly mature fellow

remus lupin is carrying groceries and a string

remus lupin is "patricia bradley" and sirius black is "johnny bartlett aka the grim reaper"

remus lupin is our problem

remus lupin is one of your enemies

remus lupin is the literary character equivalent of hot chocolate

remus lupin is mine

remus lupin is very proud of you he sends his praise

remus lupin is dead and i am alive


I love those:
remus lupin is diákok voltak

remus lupin is putting on weight and height

remus lupin is not the father

sirius black is the creator of a successful clothing line

sirius black is innocent and they learn the rest of the story

sirius black is silly

sirius black is my game

sirius black is _mine_ *maniacal laughter*

remus lupin is a total drama queen

remus lupin is "patricia bradley" and sirius black is "johnny bartlett aka the grim reaper"

remus lupin is our problem

remus lupin is one of your enemies

remus lupin is the literary character equivalent of hot chocolate That's cool. I like that one.

remus lupin is dead and i am alive What?

remus lupin is very proud of you he sends his praise Could be used by teachers.

remus lupin is diákok voltak What does it mean?

remus lupin is putting on weight and height What does that relate to?

remus lupin is not the father Well, let's go and look for Darth Vader. He might help out...