Ok, this confession is pretty bad. Well from when I was like...4. It proves how mental I was when I was a little kid

well I was at pre-school (where I was really terrified and confused to start with) and I was with the other kids on tricycles or something. then out of nowhere the teacher grabs me and picks me up and takes me away from the other kids. it freaked me out so bad...it just startled me and I was so confused and didn't know what was happening. So...I screamed and started hitting the teacher I was so violent. turns out my mom came to get me early. Of course my mom wasn't too happy I was beating up the teacher. needless to say I never went back there . but she should have told me she was gonna pick me up ....I think I'm still traumatized from that cause if someone randomly tries to pick me up I get so freaked

Ok that was embarassing

i really was mean. i broke their toys and we used to fight alot everybody's strange


oh my god! ! ! i never hit a teacher. i just told them to shut up or showed them my beautiful middle finger
thats a bad story but i guess kids are like that sometimes. i would have done the same if i were you

my brothers make fun of me too whenever we sit together and talk about the old times but they werent good kids either, so i wasnt the only mean one

I was 4!!

well I think in Kindergarten I was a pain too. they always had to take me out in the hall to shut me up .

When I was older hmmm the worst I'd ever done is yell at a teacher....definately done that ...oh and my eye roll. I would give the most dramatic eye roll. God I had such an attitude....it's rather embarassing. I guess I always have had the idea that no one could make me do something that I didn't want to (unless it's school work cause you get a grade and techniquely don't "have" to do it) ....so I guess that was the thing with me. I don't know.

the middle finger thing is funny though I wanna hear the story, I told you about attacking my preschool teacher!

I confess that I idolize Courtney Love, when I was younger... Just a little

I confess I was the one who put my hand in the cookie jar.

^ I thought that was you mo .

Hmmm... I was a very peaceful child and a complete suck-up at school. I think the most violent thing I did as a child was stab my brother in the leg with one of those pacer pencils - a bit of lead around 1cm long got stuck under his skin .

you gave him lead poisoning.......that can be lethal.....

*points*

MURDERER!!!!!

Damnit! I knew I shouldn't have confessed to that! *puts on a fake beard and runs before the police arrive*

okay okay i was always a pain in the ass for teachers.
we had to play a game in school, but my hand was hurting really bad, it was shaking, so i told my teacher i couldnt play. he said i had to play, so we started fighting.
and at the end i told him i'll play, showed him the middle finger then then he was like "go change your clothes, you're not gonna play" i was happy about that, but i thought he was gonna take me to the principal, instead he told me to write an essay about how i have to treat people
i've gotten away easy with it


ouch
i know a guy, he stabed his sister a fork in her hand as he was 6 or 7. now thats violent

Edit

at school, at first, i listen the teacher, and i begin to not pay attention at him...and i don't realize it when i begin to not listen

They'll just look for a bearded lady....

She could join the circus!

maybe

erm.. i don't like it if people stare at me..
i don't like it if strangers ask me something (i blush sooo fast)
uh.. i don't like standing in front of a crowd (don't like it if people look at me)
i like horseriding alot! i've been married with a horse for 3 years now
i sleep with my cat
i was poisoned by a pizza
i once pissed myself because i was laughing..

uhm.. lots of more.. but can't think of it

are you sure its a horse?

i think so his name is Max.. and he has really long blond manes

why didnt you marry a person?

i don't know.. i uhm.. well i married a guy once.. you know i have multiple husbands like.. a horse.. a boy and uhm..

wow. well, if i wanna get married, i wanna marry a guy

me too:P (you know i was joking about the horse and stuff? )

yeah i'm sure you were joking
i just wanted to fool around a bit

haha ok

Edit: woehoe! 100 posts! or whatever you call it

Im not ecxcluding the female part.

i've never had something with a girl. i just kissed my best friend on the lips a few times, but that doesnt count



wow. i'm on my way to 7000 posts

i have never been kissed nah im joking but i have never kissed a girl before

wanna do it?

I really never kissed someone.

thats not bad.

kissing is like nice cuz it can say "i like you" as opposed to sex which is, "oh yea yea yea i love you bladdy bla, lets fuck"

kissing is very nice. its the first step to butterflys in the tummy

oh god! i think ur heart REALLY does skip a beat when u meet that some one lol

well said

but for me its more like fuckin cardiac arrest

wow. i never knew something like that was possible

for me it more like a massage to my soul

So... still I havent kissed anyone. Who should I kiss?

me or paul banks

Am I really supposed to say which one I'd prefer?
I'd be nervous with both but probally puke with nervosity with one.
Urgh. The thought, the thought.

the thought of kissing paul banks is great!!!!!

i think u shud go out and kiss the first person u see

Alright, I confess...
I let the dogs out.

great idea, but take a clean person. and make sure its not family

hey i think everyone in the world is family lol


wat incestuous creatures we are!!

thats what god says, but i dont believe in god.

Mhm, I ll do that at the next gig I attend to. haha.

Mhm... paul.

kiss someone and think its paul.

I always jump when someone walks through the door when im sitting at the computer.

you speak from experience?

who is it then? you dont have to kiss them

i confess to almighty god and to you my brothers and sisters that i have sinned through my own fault, in my thoughts and in my words, i what i have done and in what i have failed to do, and i ask blesed mary ever virgin, all the angels and saints, and you my brothers and sisters to pray for me to the lord our god amen.