mine: I have a knack for untangling things.

Find a penny, Pick it up, And all day long, You'll have a penny

The Pee Name List


Excitable Type
Pants are twisted, cannot find hole, rips pants in anger.

Sociable Type
Joins pals for a piss whether he wants one or not.

Timid Type
Cannot piss if anyone is watching, pretends he has been and sneaks back later.

Noisy Type
Whistles loudly, peeps over partition to have a look at the other fellow's tool.

Indifferent Type
All urinals being occupied, uses sink.

Clever Type
Pisses without holding tool, shows off by adjusting tie at the same time.

Vain Type
Undoes 5 buttons when 2 will do.

Absent-Minded Type
Opens jacket, takes out tie, pisses in pants.

Worried Type
Is not quite sure what he has been up to lately, makes a furtive but close inspection of tool while pissing.

Disgruntled Type
Stands for a while, grunts, farts, tries to piss, fails, farts again and walks out
muttering.

Sneaky Type
Drops silent farts while pissing and looks at the bloke next to him.

Sloppy Type
Pisses on shoe, walks out with flies undone, adjusts himself ten minutes later.

Learned Type
Reads a book or newspaper while pissing.

Childish Type
Watches bubbles at bottom of the urinal while pissing.

Strong Type
Bangs tool on side of urinal to remove drops.

Drunken Type
Pulls out tool, sees two, puts one away, and pisses in trousers.

Embarrassed Type
Covers tool with both hands and pisses through fingers.

Cock-Eyed Type
Stands in one cubical and pisses in next one.

Ah get born, keep warm, short pants, romance, learn to dance, get dressed, get blessed, try to be a success

i copied that for my msn name

Suggestions:
- Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
- Try different keywords.
- Try more general keywords.
- Try fewer keywords.

I last copied it.

How many goths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
First Rozz has to do it.
Then Valor.
Then 2 more to argue about who did it better.

I copied it off the Gaia forum. I though it was funny. No one else here will get it though.

chmo1225

H4ck3rsBR ..... S8ldier

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I was uh..annoying my friend on AIM. We were direct connected and I sent him about 150 lines of that.

,/)/),
C ,' )@
,,,,,,,w,,w',,,,,,,,,,

apparently its a pig.. I dont see it though.

EDIT: Its not working. Thats not what its supposed to look like.

but i'll get an A

I drove my car in the back of a cop car the other day but he just drove off so sometimes lifes ok

edit / sorry it was really long

http://thevines.forumsunlimited.com/index.php?showtopic=256&view=getnewpost

haha :::dork:::

http://www.verandi.org/corrosive/videos/
A link i sent to one of my IM buddies.

i feel like i have the rest of my life planned out already cuz it's all with you...

Steak (well done)
chips
onion rings

www.nord.co.il/modules. php?name=News&pagenum=5

scary

<img src="http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00118/Harry_Potter_og_fan_118795c.jpg">

and just so all you can see it,

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Annoying a friend on AIM again...

5. Summarize the specific conditions necessary for effective catalase action. Are these conditions the same for all enzymes?

dont ever leave the one u love for the one u like, because the one u like will leave u for the one they love. tonite ur true love will relize how much they love u between 1 and 4 in the morning. tomorrow the shock of your life will occur if u break the chain. you will have bad luck for 10 years, if you don't pass this on to 15 people. i f u get this it means the person who sent it truly cares about u, whether theyre a friend, gf, bf

Clash Fans will like it

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v498/cya...theclashhot.jpg or

Pasted that pic and sent it to my friend on AIM.

Freaking hot. *passes out*

dont ever leave the one u love for the one u like, because the one u like will leave u for the one they love. tonite ur true love will relize how much they love u between 1 and 4 in the morning. tomorrow the shock of your life will occur if u break the chain. you will have bad luck for 10 years, if you don't pass this on to 15 people. i f u get this it means the person who sent it truly cares about u, whether theyre a friend, gf, bf

dont ever leave the one u love for the one u like, because the one u like will leave u for the one they love. tonite ur true love will relize how much they love u between 1 and 4 in the morning. tomorrow the shock of your life will occur if u break the chain. you will have bad luck for 10 years, if you don't pass this on to 15 people. i f u get this it means the person who sent it truly cares about u, whether theyre a friend, gf, bf

http://www.motorola.com/mdirect/hellomoto/...BfB*PzpTw*eN%20

"bwhahahahahaha....Oh my dear god....she's so stupid...hahahahah!!!!"
It's what I just wrote to my friend on AIM...

Psychedelic Rock ... not a clue where thats from

nice...

It is true what they say. Abscence makes the heart grow fonder. YOU LIKE US EVEN MORE NOW. Good. We like you too.

Download When I Argue I See Shapes by Idlewild.

"Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?"
"Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v379/Vam...1/gothbands.png

1: Begin with an introduction that provides context for the investigation--why do cells have enzymes? All The Work being done in a cell is being done by Enzymes. They catalyse reactions.

http://thevines.forumsunlimited.com/index.php?

sadturkey100: YODA, Y U GOTTA B A BROTHA HATA
sadturkey100: ...
sadturkey100: sry

sounds a lot like joe o.O

oh washu your station is brillian.. but i already posted this on the other forum

stephen malkmus

ink blot
smelly hot

like a sock
jump it up, we can rock
pick the lock
hit the knock
suck a cock

wear a smock
smear the dock
break a rock
kill a peacock
like were in bedrock
8:10PM
tick tock
watch the clock
and the owners hate the jocks
so everybody say yeeeeah
i wonder if he speaks like an ordinary guy? (i know him and he does..)
and your my fact-checkin' cuz

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!


That's me imitating Matt Bellamy screeching in this video of a live performance of Muscle Museum. I had that copied and I kept pasting it and sending it over and over to annoy my friend on AIM. I call it his "angry noise".

Gosh, I'm really portraying myself as quite the annoying bugger on AIM, aren't I?

.....dont people ever think.....

I SWEAR I'LL KILL YOU ALL

thats what i copied last mwhahahahaha!

Restaurant

[QUOTE]

"The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot."-Salvador Dali