Today (June 2, 2005), the C.N.O.C.M (Craig Nicholls-Obsessed Crazy Maniacs) Club has been organized, the founders being Vinny and rawkxinfinity.
Rawkxinfinity has been unanimously nominated as chairmaniac.

Anyone who would wish to become a member is asked to get acquainted with the following Club rules:

1. You will not post any abusive or hateful remarks about Craig (e.g. "Craig sucks"); in other words, no Craig bashing allowed.
2. You will not post any remarks of a slanderous nature (e.g. "Craig can't really sing")
3. Posts of the "I wub Craig" kind will be heartily encouraged.
4. Fantasies concerning Craig's relationship with Ryan will be allowed.

5. JULIAN POSTS ARE FORBIDDEN. ( )

6. HARRY POSTS ARE STRICTLY FORBIDDEN.

7.Picures of Matt Bellamy and Dominic Howard are heartily welcome in this thread.


After you become a member of C.N.O.C.M., you will be requested to stick to the rules. Any violation thereof will result in your removal from the Club.

The membership will not involve any financial contribution on your part; hugs for Craig will be collected instead.


signed
rawkxinfinity - chairmaniac
Vinny - co-founder


Effective Date: June 2, 2005




EDIT: May 3 2006; Eleanor Rigby (Michelle) becomes
new chairmaniac of The C.N.O.C.M. Club.



EDIT: December 29 2006; Dan becomes new chairmaniac
of The C.N.O.C.M. Club.


EDIT: May 1 2007; mariafromguam (Maria) becomes new chairmaniac of The C.N.O.C.M. Club.

EDIT: October 23, 2009; Sexhair (Jessica) becomes new chairmaniac of The C.N.O.C.M. Club.

I wub Craig! ::hugs Craig::

me tooooooooooo!!!! <33333333

can I join?

mmmm... Craig love...

everybody is welcome
as long as they stick to the rules

Yeah everyone is welcome to join, and feel free to hug Craig also, and Ryan if you want. ::points to her signature::

*hugs Craig and ryan, tellytubby style*

You can hug Patrick and Hamish as well while you are at it!

Vinny we need to make hug counters for Hamish and Patrick like I have for Ryan and Craig.

*hugs everyone in the entire universe* yes, that includes you, little martian!

Hey look! Another thread that makes me want to commit suicide in the most painful way!

Read rule number 4

actually, I thought about it after all this Ryan/Craig hugging thing started
Somehow I felt (and feel) sorry for them...
Why should we begrudge them a few hugs?

*hugs Patrick and Hamish*

Yes we should start hugging Patrick and Hamish...but someone other than me should be the hug counters for them. I don't think I can do all of the members.

However tempting rule #4 is to me(you have no idea), this thread still makes me want to scratch my eyeballs out.

Oh come on Fee...

Yes, I DO have an idea

Please DON'T scratch your eyes out, I need your support (Rule number 4)

I hate you for doing that.

Psh, you know you like it. Allie made that picture for me.

I sure as hell like it, but the more I reply in this thread, the more I'm convinced that I'm an utter douchebag.

You're not a douchebag.

erm...about this picture...
it's SUCH a shame that they are only kissing...

maybe we could ask erm...somebody... to do you know what and then we could put the new pic somewhere safe, like for C.N.O.C.M. members-only viewing?

Oh can I join too?

I love that picture...its bloody genius!

what kind of question is that?
of course you can, sweetie

just say I wub Craig and you're a member

See, that's why I'd never be a member. No way in the world I'd say that.

I wub craig.
Is that it? Is that the initiation ceremony complete?

i haven't said 'i wub craig' yet...

well...i guess i just have.....

How about "I love Ryan and Craig."

Rawkx, stop brainwashing me. Like, immediately.

I love the idea of Ryan and Craig together......mmmmmm!!!!!!!!!

You don't have to say THIS
How about saying I'd LOVE to bang Craig?

My bad, I'm sorry.

Hey, there's nothing wrong with a little bit of brainwashing now and again.

mmmmmmmmmmmm

i like your sig, its er...random...

I already say that most of the time.

Oh, hell.

---> SOME THINGS ARE NOT OKAY TO SAY OUT LOUD <---

Oh I've had it for ages. Since the old forum in fact.
Can't even remember where I got it from now.

Fee you make me giggle.

actually, I wanted to say something more direct, but I thought the better of it
(Something that made me think of French fries, of all things)

Speaking of french fries, I had McDonald's today. It was good...oh wait I'm totally off-topic. Isnt that a surprise?

I didn't eat all day.

I want some McDonald's too.

Well I guess we sort of are on topic, since Craig eats lots of McDonalds...

Go get something to eat, Fee...unless you arent hungry.

I'm starting to get rather hungry.

But the local McDonalds closes at 20.00 over here and it's 22.00 now. Fat chance that I'll be eating anything tonight.

Ah, thats lame.

It's a Vinny thread of course it's fucking lame.

*offers Craighead the very best and Frenchest of French fries*





*leaves thread to *** Craig's *** *


(well, I WAS provoked! All this talk about French fries!)



Vinny, you'd better delete this!

and that's one lame post you posted, Tinker-lame-duck-bell!

thats exactly what i was thinking


that wasnt funny or creative

LMFAO


lauging?
you actually bore me to tears...