I can see how much he looks like a girl back then.

Hmm... I wonder how many of us will still be here when he hits 40...

*raises hand* I'll be here still.. i'll have like 383789473927493279432794738 posts by then.

^ I will too.

Is there like some sort of mysterious bond going on?



Yeah, he's so pretty.

Mm, brings out the lesbian in me.

It's MUCH more than just that


Ahhh...but not as pretty as in this pic here




OK, back to girlie Craig






edit: but OMG that Fat Tummy thread makes me cringe!

1 Neither. They came from outer space.
2 Nope, he does have Cygnus A ancestors, though. (it's a galaxy, in case you're wondering)
3 They were both deities in ancient Rome.
4 Both of his grandmothers constantly lie about their age so no one really knows and his grandfathers forgot theirs.
5 On a falling star.
6 How should I know?
7 Between 3 and 333.
8 The Church of Satan, of course. What a silly question.
9 Apollo and Hestia.
10 77 and a half.
11 Not a clue.

My life's a riddle that'll never be solved.



Impossible.
I'm worried how that cover of 4eva will turn out because I can't stand the original. I hope they at least make it likeable.


Now now, criminals aren't all bad. Putting murderers, rapists and such aside, they do have something about them that I personally find rather appealing and scary at the same time.


I won't. I'll be nestling in Ryan's arms and sipping hot cocoa day after day then. (What? A girl can dream )

That's too funny!

Oh I know, I know! I love astronomy
And oh, Cygnus itself is one of my fave constellations!
Ahh...Deneb

OK, I'm a nerd.


Still, I wonder if Craig sometimes looks at the stars and muses about the meaning of the universe and the like...
If he doesn't, he certainly should

Or maybe he and Ryan look at the night sky full of stars together sometimes...
and Ryan looks into his eyes and tells him how beautiful they are... more beautiful than all the stars in the universe...
...and Craig turns to gaze into Ryan's eyes oh, so lovingly and they forget about the sky, the stars, the whole f*** universe and then... ... ... ...





The headmaster of that Catholic school Craig attended must have been totally unaware of the fact


Mary Jane said life's a wait...
*sigh


Oh, don't worry about that, I'm sure it will be just fine
They did such a great job out of Ms Jackson and I'm Only Sleeping, and OMG the originals are just... (sorry if you're a Beatles fan, but I simply can't stand them)

Can they even see stars in Sydney? The city is so illuminated, the stars can't possibly be as beautiful as in the countryside, for instance here where I live. (They're more than welcome to come stargazing to my place if they want )


Aww. They're more than welcome to do that at my place, too.

But of course, who could ever thought the mind of this cute little face could be anything but pure as a saint's?


Mary Jane smokes coke.

Ahh... but I'm sure they don't sit on their asses in boring old Sydney all the time...
I can bet they get away ever so often when they want to have ahem... a bit of peace and quiet... so that they can be alone together, with no one remotely in sight to disturb them

and OMG The Milky Way is so much more spectacular in the Southern Hemisphere, lucky bastards!


Hmm... Something tells me that the milky way flows quite freely when those two are together, and I do NOT mean the astronomical kind



VOYEUR!


I just wonder how old he was when he lost his, shall I say, innocence
(and to whom)




Anna made the world turn black!

Boring old Sydney?
But you're right, Craig has always been more of a nature type of a guy.
So take me away from the corner
Let me hide away in the fauna
And Vision Valley!
Aww, I can easily imagine the two of them on a pile of hay on a remote Australian farm. They'd gaze at stars and then something awkward would happen, like someone would sneeze or a sheep would go baa close by and then they'd give each other one of those awkward, I-don't-know-what-to-say looks and then one of them would be just overwhelmed by the moment and kiss the other and then they'd just go with the flow. Not the most romantic thing ever, but I'm not into romantic shit anyway.
That reminds me, I wonder if Craig or Ryan are allergic to anything?

You speak my language.

That, that I proudly am. (it's been in my sig for ages, btw)

Somehow, as delusional and crazy and utterly stupid it may sound, I hope it was really really late in his life.

Fuck the world! There ain't no room for me.

And Country Yard, don't forget that! AND In the Jungle!
Anyway, that first line of Ain't No Room says it all (and the last one )






I hope they are allergic to crappy music

Wait... they are doing that Veronicas cover
...so apparently they aren't


I know


Your sig? Ahh... but when I look at it I only see that angelic face pop up (sadly for just a split second )

j/k!

Ryan brandishing that little whip is hilarious!



It's NOT stupid or delusional or crazy. On the contrary.


I just wanna have no place to go



(Going Gone is stuck in my head again
Can't I even quote the damn thing without it being stuck afterwards? )

Ugh. The Veronicas are just so wrong. C'mon, as if the Olsen twins hadn't brought enough horror to our lives. I just wholeheartedly hope the song wasn't picked out by the guys or I'll lose my faith in their music tastes.

Aww, Dom ... Allie included that little adornment to the gif and I didn't even have to ask her, isn't she the greatest?

Hilarious? I think it's rather arousing, but nvm. I hope to someday see the same action live, with a real whip and Ryan in flesh, standing over Craig's naked body, giving commands and making Craig beg for mercy ... Okay, ignore what I just said.

Sunchild, he'll set us free!

WHY oh WHY didn't they choose something by Yeah Yeah Yeahs ()??! They could cover their Maps (), for example

And WE could imagine Craig thinking of that very special person while singing the words "They don't love you like I love you..."

*siiiigh


Ahh, I remember! (HUG for Allie )


btw Did you ever see this pic?



Jaysus, is this guy well equipped or what.




How can I ignore it? Didn't I once say something in that very vein in the Ryan thread a looong time ago?
(being inspired by that sexxay leather jacket of his, if I remember correctly )


I'm gonna get free ride into the sun!

Agreed. They just HAD to go and find the world's most annoying song - not counting Avril Lavigne's Girlfriend, that is - and cover it. Maybe they felt they needed to do something about that song to make it likeable, who knows. I know it'll be great and I know I will be delighted to hear it, but just the thought of them actually being fans of The Veronicas gives me a very unnerving and highly disconcerting feeling. Maybe I'm just over reacting, I dunno.

O_O
Now THAT is a bulge. Can I please hire this sexy model for an hour or so?

And oh, he looks so good in this photo. I love that he always wears really colourful bright trousers, as if he were just challenging you to fix your gaze down there. That is a challenge I most willingly take on, may I add.

Ooh, I remember that, it involved whips and leather and such. I never let things like that slip my mind. I must've read that post at least a dozen times; actually, I must've read RGOCM at least a dozen times, I have a habit of reading it when there's no one on the forum and I'm bored. I just love re-reading all that orgasmic material.

Ride with me!

Maybe just a bit...
On the other hand, it makes me squirm whenever I think that Craig is actually a fan of The Beatles, argh
I could just ignore this (after all, why should I really care what he likes), were it not for the fact that some of his own songs are evidently so Beatle influenced that it just spoils the whole effect






I'm surprised that a whole forum hasn't been as yet dedicated to the Muse clothes

I'm glad Craig wears sensible clothes. If he was in the habit of wearing such things as Matt usually wears, I don't think I'd be able to bear it
Still, I wonder how he would look in those green trousers of Dom's... After all, it's not like he has ahem, something to be ashamed of*

Naah... I don't think he would look so good after all. His tummy would uhh... sort of overflow


OK, I won't say another word



Forget it now!
You know you really oughta
Come here, come here COME HERE!!


*


Hmm... I don't think that anybody can beat Dom in this respect after all.

The moment that happens, I'm going mental. Or more mental than I already am. Btw, I saw MUSE braces in their online store the other day and it's the first time in my life I want braces.

OMG those glitter pants ...

*bitchslap* That doesn't mean he wouldn't look sexxay. That extra flab is actually pretty attractive.

I'll meet you in the morning,
but tell where I'm going to.



Heh, his lazy eye.
I'm quite fascinated by the way he's treating his mic, too.

Now now, not that size matters that much, but let's not forget this lovely character who just happens to be hiding a manaconda in the pants.

Now THAT is what I call proper equipment.

This is just insane

but OMG when I saw the word "braces" a crazy image flashed through my mind of "MUSE" being sort of stamped on your teeth
...and then I realized that OF COURSE it's the other kind of braces they have in mind





Into the world I'm going


I knew you would be

*cough






"manaconda"?


Anyway.
Matt and Craig are sure two lucky bastards
*sigh

Or is Dom the one who gets lucky?

Or do Matt and Dom get lucky in turns??




God, I'm such a PIG.

I'm actually quite fond of teeth jewelry, I like those little diamonds glued to incisors and canines but whole words - that's a bit much. I wonder how Ryan, or Craig or anyone else for that matter, would react if I a crazy fan would glue their names to their teeth and they could read their names every time the fan smiled. I guess it's really handy when you're so drunk you can't remember your name, but really unnerving on every other occasion.

I'll watch the world go down!
I feel your death.


Open wide, boy. All the way in ... *drifts away in mind*

Why? For speculating who's a top and who's not? But it's only natural for a girl to ask those questions.

...Oh wait.

Haha, yeah
Still, I've seriously ( ) considered tattooing Thom's () name on my teeth, but then what would be the point?
It's permanently engraved on my heart, so I guess it's more than enough


Uhh... sorry... I forgot you're not into romantic stuff


I'm tired of feelin sick and useless



Do you think we'll EVER stop???
I saw this post and OMG you have no idea what it cost me NOT to comment on Craig and Ryan advertising bed mattresses () and go into further details

You're right, people would just think you have a very artistic caries. Though that in itself would be pretty damn awesome.

If you feel low
you can buy love
from a payphone.


Not as long we're alive, no. At least I won't, that's for sure. God, I got sucked into this all too much.

A similar thought crossed my mind, too, but it involved Ryan, a poster of Craig and wanking.
But seriously, those two on bed matresses? That would be a disaster. Can you imagine how many couples, gay and straight, would split up because of the advert? That would be like watching a really good porn movie as a part of foreplay. "Hey baby, now that we saw how good it can be, let's go to the bedroom and really disappoint each other." Now imagine those two merely lying on a matress together. That alone would be enough for me to file a divorce or kill my nonexistant husband and drop him in a well. You can't drive an audi once you've been in a mercedes.

AYEEEE!


I don't feel low!
I'm feelin happy
I am a Vine


Somehow I feel I should... For one thing, it's not fair on Jonny... What would he say if he knew I've so shamelessly hijacked his name and have been posting *gulp stuff like that?

*remorse attack

I feel so mean... I really really want to stop, but my Scorpio-ish obsessive-compulsive nature won't let me


What are you on about?
Anyway, I don't think Craig and Ryan would ever disappoint each other, regardless of the circumstances

Yeah, a Vine,
all twisted and frayed!

Oh c'mon, does it really matter whose name you're posting under? It's not like any sane person would believe Jonny Greenwood spends his free time on The Vines message board. If it's only the name that's bothering you, you can simply change it to something obscure and something that doesn't in any way relate to any human being so your soul can be free of remorse of any kind.

Uh, sorry. Just rambling about as usual. I'm sorry if that didn't make any sense.

Oh, I wasn't going that way at all. I meant that if anyone would see the two of them in an advert, making love or showing affection to one another in the way only the two of them can , they would not feel happy about their own sex/love life and would want what's on the screen. If you know what I mean. I dunno, I got sucked into all that Romanticism crap we currently read at literature class. Ignore me.

I feel so down...
Kill me now I'm dead!



One person did
Although her sanity was highly questionable, heh



I don't want to change it, never EVER, that's the point
Somehow I feel that in this way I'm one of them ...

Having said that, I also feel I do NOT have the right to question other people's sanity


Ah well, I suppose that just as all the other remorse attacks this one will pass also, and fast

btw Jonny is a Scorpio too ( ), so he knows what it feels like to be obsessed with something (he said in some interview that he's always been obsessed with music, bless him)



Haha, that's OK then


No.







edit:

And all Im doing is killing
when I just wanna live to see another day.

Really? Did I miss something highly entertaining?

I will have to agree, you loony ole weirdo.




If that makes you feel better, so be it.

You freak. And I have to reduce the number of smilies in my post because of all the smilies I quoted. Argh.



( )
Err, that was just a minor lapse.

Days are long
But the minds are strong!


I believe I already mentioned that somewhere...
Anyway, there was that girl who kept sending me PMs saying she dreams about er... me and how much I mean to her... and some stuff in Spanish (something about taking our clothes off )
I was like... wtf?
And when I finally PMed her she was SO shocked that I wasn't the real Jonny


I guess she roams the net looking for him



Not that I blame her










I can bet Craig loves him more

Mary Jane said minds are games.
Come round to play!

...

*tries to keep a straight face*
...
...
*fails*



That is just hilarious.
O.M.G.
HAHAH.
Stilll funny.
LOL.
Alright, I'll stop.

But still, what a poor misguided person. Aww, I kinda feel sorry for her. But why would she mention the whole taking clothes off business if she believed you were Jonny? I mean, I'm on the loopy side of the fence too, but I would certainly not PM Ryan to take his clothes off. I might fantasize about it publicly, but it's a whole different issue to contact him personally. Or maybe my morals are just all wrong.

I wouldn't bet my money on it. We can share, there's nuff Ryan to go around.

Losing my mind forever
May be the only sign...


Search me...

But then, she was from Argentina



Yep, that must be it

Uhh...
I just wonder what it would be like if there was an option on D.A.S. for er... fans to actually contact them

What would I say to Thom if I had the chance?

I suppose something like OhmydarlingTommyIloveyousomuchIcan'tlivewithoutyoupleasepleasemarryme would be out of the question?

The air labours your mind. (airhead )
You're a lot different.

Yes, can you believe those Latinos? So crazy, completely unlike Slavs.

Naaah, I'm sure Thom loves marriage proposals almost as much as questions about the period after OK Computer and the relationships in the band back then.

In my mind and nailed into my heels
All the time killing what I feel... (Radiohead )
Who am I to be this way???







I guess he's not the marrying kind...
He and Rachel have been together so many years and still he hasn't made an honest woman out of her... not even for the sake of the kids

Hahahaa...

Who are we?
Who are we supposed to please?
It's whatever you wanna be.

I never got the whole marriage/official commitment thing that well, I've always thought that was a bunch of nonsense, despite my Catholic family telling me otherwise. I guess if you're comfortable with the way things are, you don't feel the need to go round proving your love for someone to the universe. It's only one person that you have to prove your love to. And kids don't suffer much because their parents aren't married, how many traditional families are there around these days anyway?
Sorry bout the rant.

I looked up Thom on IMDB.com, and it says that he used to work as an orderly at a mental hosital. Imagine that!
If the Vines ever open for Radiohead, Thom would have known how to handle Craig (circa 2004).

I want to be someone else or I'll explode!


(Talk Show Host - Radiohead )



Aw, that's alright
And I'm definitely with you here
My own parents divorced when I was a kid, and much good it did to me that they were originally properly married and stuff

Anyway, I'm sure Thom's kids don't and will not suffer, no matter what
Imagine having a father like that!


Yeah, I've heard about that
...but I've tried really hard to erase it from my memory





Wait a sec... Are you suggesting that my wittle Craigerrumpkins is a mentally unbalanced person and has to be forcefully restrained?

Aww, I don't think he would have to "handle" him, I think Craig would be trying really hard to behave around him and trying to impress him, the fanboy he is.


That ain't the way!
Get up and go outside
It can help your mind.

Where do I sign up?

Craigerrumpkins - somehow that nickname doesn't go with the mental image that I have about Craig.
I'm not saying that Craiggy-boy is mentally unbalanced, but I sure wouldn't mind seeing him restrained ... on a bed ... naked. *delete Thom, insert Ryan*

I"m not suggesting that at all! Craig is much happier these days!

Get outtathaway!
I don't need a thing


Over there!
*points*




AND, if I may add, the adjective "little" is no longer applicable, considering his, shall I say, avoirdupois, mwahaha


"delete Thom"? That sounds simply OUTRAGEOUS in any context!


Wait... Thom/Craig<3 ??!

No. DEFINITELY and ABSOLUTELY NO



Ahh... he may appear to be happy on the outside, but inside he might be like a raging bull ready to charge

You don't even need to think!
Carry on regardless!

Oh c'mon, stoppit. He's like a cuddly little teddybear, soft in the right spots [and hard in other places, I'm sure ].

*delete Thom* it is, then.

I don't care, I like him all wild. I love watching him on stage (low-quality recordings, that is *sob*) when he bucks around with his guitar. And all that drum trashing! I enjoy merely watching it, it must feel amazing doing it. So much power, so many feelings condensed in a single moment ...

But I can't!





Oh, but it just sounds sooo NOT right...


Uhh, I dunno... to me it's just silly and rather childish...
And I think that to avoid being regarded as such you need to be a truly great musician*, otherwise antics of that sort might be perceived as a feeble and rather immature attempt at compensating for your, how shall I put it delicately... less than a perfect performance

*Jimi Hendrix is a case in point** (him burning his guitar at the Monterey festival must have been an awesome sight! )


**or Jonny Greenwood for that matter

What on earth was he up to?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX7WaFn2Zf8

Ahem
Pay attention to the last second or so of that vid, when he's leaving the stage
The sway of THOSE HIPS OMG!!!

Thats so true!

I'm sorry!
I apologize a trillion times,
but nothing's gonna save you now.

I never saw it that way, I always thought that some songs just make you behave in a certain way, and FTW for example never leaves me indifferent. So maybe it is more a way to vent his feelings and express what a song means to him than throwing a tantrum. And now, the drum trashing is almost a must on Vines' shows. I must say I rather enjoy it.

He looks like a clumsy girl with a whip. Craig would do it better. But OMG you're right about his hips. Sexy. Yes yes.

Someone else can come and save me from myself...


Oopsy, wrong band
(When is this damn new album due out? I need more lyrics )



Poor Hammy! It must be an excruciating experience for him to see his drumkit treated in such a merciless way, gig after gig
I suppose one day he will snap and Craig will walk off the stage wearing a mutilated drum around his neck
(And it will serve him right, mwahaha)

edit: "walk"? Does he actually walk nowadays? He rather sort of... oozes


edit edit: Oh my... If Dan was here he would bite my head off for this... and then he'd make me apologize to Craig and say a prayer to him, or something


I miss him



No, he wouldn't!

New name for the forum: Stalker DOT com.... and if any of u do hav these answers, Please share. Cos remember shareing is careing.... Its ok cos i would like answers to these everyday question to.

1Where did Craig's great-grandparents come from? Were they Australian born or did they come from Europe perhaps?
2 Does Craig happen to have any Irish/Scottish/Welsh ancestors?
3 What was Craig's paternal great-grandfather's job?
4 Does Craig have any living grandparents and if so, how old are they now?
5 Where did Craig's parents meet?
6 What is Craig's mother's maiden name?
7 How old was she when she married Terry Nicholls?
8 In which church was Craig baptized?
9 Who are his godparents?
10 How many aunts and uncles does Craig have?
11 Does he have any nephews or nieces, and if so, how old are they and what are their names?

You are just making fun of me, aren't you.


edit: Anyway, Ursa has already provided the answers

My brother Bill,
he'll set us free!



Ah, if he hasn't snapped so far, I don't think he will now. At least not in public but god knows what kind of fights happen backstage. But then of course, Craig's always had Ryan by his side to protect him.

Yes he would too! And has done it better, ha! Which I guess isn't really something that looks good in your résumé, but still.


Oh c'mon, give us some credit here. We're way past the ordinary stalker phase, we're more like crazy on a spiritual level - getting dirty isn't that appealing, thankyouverymuch. Fantasizing, on the other hand, is.

He curses his luck it's not funny!



Well, I just wonder what was the real reason why they suddenly stopped touring at one point, heh



No way!! Jonny does everything better, including... uhh... whatever it is we're talking about


btw what the hell happened?! There used to be well over 4 500 registered members until just a few days ago, and now it's just 1397??!
What is this mass exodus supposed to mean?

Oh God, what if, one day, instead of the usual first page, a big notice will pop up saying "Forum Closed Due to Lack of Interest"?!

^ DON'T. EVER. SAY. THAT.

I wouldn't have a social life anymore.

Brother
said:
"I’ve got nothing to prove!" (last line is from 4eva, heh )

You fangirl, you. But seriously, no one can beat Craig at trashing those drums. It's almost art when he does it.

Oh, I hadn't noticed that. Anyway, I wouldn't make too much out of it, probably only profiles of spammers and people that haven't been active for a year or two got deleted. It doesn't make any difference, they weren't contributing to the forum anyway. It's just a number and to be frank, even 1400 sounds a bit much, considering less than 50 people post here on let's say weekly basis.

Oh, don't say that, just thinking about it makes me think severely uncomfortable. I seriously don't know what I would do if that happened; I would probably hurt myself. Seriously, this forum means so much to me, they better not close it down. Ever. I could never live without it and I mean that.

No i am not But i was tempted 2