wah i didnt expect so much enthouiasm... ok i'll make a lot of Mattophop for ya then




i've never seen that pic of Craig ... yeh i'm totally sure it's Ryan's lip..
first because i do believe Ryan put some lipstick because he worth it
then, why Craig will let a girl do that?

But I meant in REAL life, you know...

btw in REAL life it's CRAIG who seems to have a predilection for wearing lipstick/lip gloss

This pic has always intrigued me...



...and it's genuine, mind






Oh YaY!

Geez, you're hard to please.

He does, doesn't he? And makeup in general. Not that there's anything wrong with it.


^^ Ha, my shade of lipgloss.

I know...
But it's a kinda shame that there aren't any genuine pics of Craig kissing Ryan...or Ryan kissing Craig
For example something like that pic of Matt kissing Dom that I posted a couple of pages back...
(I don't mean that photoshopped thingie of course, I mean the other one )


I don't like men in makeup, on the whole (not that I hold it against them, of course )
But it's just that they hardly ever look good wearing it... (Matt in the S.B.H. vid is a case in point)

There is just ONE GUY in the whole world who looks just fantastic in makeup! (I can't even imagine him without it )

him!





btw That last Craig pic has always scared me to death, lol!

I know. There's just that hideous pic of Ryan* kissing PAT! I mean ... Ew. But at least there aren't any pics of Craig and/or RYan kissing *shudders* a girl (or at least I think there aren't )


*a very wasted Ryan, shall I add

Oh, but Craig DOES look good with that lipgloss. The 3rd pic I posted makes me go 'yummeh!'

But I can't imagine Ry-dawg wearing makeup. That'd be just ... weird.

AND that pic of Pat holding him in his arms!
eew.


Yes there is.
There's one of Craig kissing the person who shall remain nameless (Rule Nr 6 )
Cecile posted it here ages ago. (No, I do NOT have it )


Oh yes he does! But is it really lip gloss?
I mean, wtf?


Yep. After all, he is THE man, if you know what I mean
(Ahh...But of course you do )

WHAT pic? OMG are they hugging or something? Ha, thank god Pat isn't in the band anymore or I would've taught him to keep his hands away from other people's boyfriends. In a very painful way.

OMG are you f***ing serious? No, no, no! It can't be! But wait, is Har ... erm, the person who shall remain nameless ~omg~ kissing HIM or is HE kissing HER? (Do I really want to know?)

What else could it be? Maybe his lips were just wet because he and Ryan made out in the toilet he licked them before or something, but it's kinda REALLY shiny. In a l'Oreal way.

Yes, I do.

Ah man, don't mention that picture. That's the perfect way to ruin Christmas.

It's the one in which Pat has lifted Ryan and he's holding him in his arms like a child
...and Ryan is eating an apple like nothing's happening (*rolls eyes again*)
I was trying to find this pic, but I must have deleted it 'cos I don't seem to have it any more

Ahh... a good riddance, I say
(That pic was sooo NOT RIGHT )



Actually, the pic is so blurry there's nothing much that you can actually see, heh

I can look for it if you like

j/k



You're forever dreamin'!*



*(Dope Train )

Oh. I don't think I have that one. And I'm not sure if a want to have it.

Oh, I have that one. It's the one from NME or something, right? In which he's sitting behind a table with that ...erm... girl* and that has a big EYEWITNESS! headline and there's encircled area in which there's the back of Craig's tilted head and a blond strand of hair. There was NO kissing involved for sure. Craig was merely observing H... er... that's girl's too powdered skin. That's all.

*at least a half a meter away

Maybe.

I found the version Cecile posted here, ahhaha!





and my comments then

EXACTLY!!! A very cheap wig, might I add.

Ah well, at least he dumped her...or she dumped him, or whatevs...

Matt and Gaia are still together...And it doesn't look like they're going to split
*sigh

Thank God that EVIL thread "Apparently Matt is engaged" has been locked, ha.
Apparently, "APPARENTLY" was right, it was just a rumour, but still...


Pity me.

^^ Aww, Vinny, I know how you feel. Ryan has Jacqui*, remember?
Who's Gaia anyway? Is she at least pretty?

*sometimes I just want to scratch her eyeballs out or throw her in acid - or both

And did you know** Elton John gave Matt his phonenumber once? I read about it somewhere yesterday.

**why am I even asking? 'fcourse you know all about it.

Thanks love

All I know is that she's his gf and I don't WANT to know anything about her.
I've seen just a couple of her pics and I must say that she looks nice and sensible (NOT a wild rock chick H. - grrr - kind of person)
I only hope that she's good to him 'cos, after all, he deserves all the happines in the world...
But OMG, there's one pic of her and Matt in which she's sort of stroking him under the chin and he looks SOOO annoyed, mwahaha! He's positively glaring at her

Strange...in all those pics with him and Dominic he is always looking at him in such a loving way that it just takes my breath away...
AND they are always - ALWAYS - touching each other, aaw

I.N.T.E.R.E.S.T.I.N.G.



Ahhaha!


OMG I didn't know about it
Elton John, eeew.


btw I don't like reading stuff about my fave bands or people I like for fear of finding something I really wouldn't want to know about...
(One of the reasons I've practically given up the Muse forum )

Oh God, I'm such a teenybopper at heart...

NOT rock chicks are the worst because you can't really hate them. And you know they make your beloved one happy which is slowly eating you inside.

That exactly what I've been saying about C&R.

And what am I then?

Do they?

Ah well, whatever happens I just hope that his altered marital status (if it comes to that) will NOT affect Matt's music



I wish there were smilies like those with Matt and Dom on the Muse forum

Oh, I forgot I don't go there any more


Haha, at least I'm in good company


Still, it doesn't do to become too emotionally attached to your fave musicians, it just messes you up
But it's sort of unavoidable, I guess...
Or is it?
Can you LOVE someone's music without feeling at least something - whatever it is - towards them?


edit: I've been sitting here ALL DAY and now my mom is drawing me away from the comp by force.
Same old, same old...

At least I hope so. If she ever hurts Ryan*, I swear ...


*I'll be glad to offer a shoulder to cry on

Hah, I'm glad you think of me as good company.

Haha, my mum's given up on me by now.

really

this is an important message for your lives

don't EVER post this pic of Craig and the blond AGAIN!!

*is curius what would happen if I posted it*
*but not brave enough to do it*
*but will post a pic of Craig's gorgeus blond erm ... lover*

it's too bad i liked you ....




oooh yeaaaaaaaaaaah his blond you got me then

But of course
You're one of the best!


Maybe mine will too...one day
Although I should really be grateful to her, otherwise I'd be sitting here ALL the time, and either starve to death or die of sleep deprivation (and it's not a joke, that's the sad part)



*punishes self for breaking Rule Nr 6*


Whoa...


OMG, here's the eternal stripey shirt AND the bag. Of course.

Awww, you're too kind. I think the same about you.

AND the hat. But I like him that way. My Ry boy.

yeh you BAD GIRL !!

OMG thanks... (*hugs back*)


AND the hat.

But what do you mean, YOUR Ry boy?
Surely you man Craig's?!




btw Ryan's bag makes me think of Matt's braces...He's almost always wearing them

On the whole, braces are hidious things but Matt is the only person in the world who actually makes them look HOTTT

Can you imagine Craig (or Ryan) wearing braces?
omg.

Ummm, no of course. I meant it in a strictly platonic* way.

*OMG almost a maternal way, even tho Ryan's *cough*indistinct sounds*cough* years older!

No, I can't. But then again, Ryan's teeth are perfect.

Platonic, yeah right




I didn't mean teeth braces, I meant those things that support the trousers




...............................................................................................................................


But I just LOVE it when he has them hanging down loosely like that

HOTTT!




...like I said.

Oh well, ONE platonic thought among 940526652 non-platonic [as in: very pervy] is just a drop in the sea. And I did mean it in a platonic way. He looks so adorable wearing the hat AND the bag AND the stripey shirt.


Oh. You got me all " Matt wears braces?" for a moment.

Anyway, Ryan doesn't need that either. Because he likes to wear super tight jeans. And I don't mind that. Oh, I don't mind that at all.


It's time to put platonic way of thinking aside.

Actually, I believe you
Sometimes I can't even bear thinking of Matt in other but a purely platonic way...



Who would dare to even consider f***ing that adorable sweet and innocent creature?
A pat on the head, a BIG hug, yes, but the other thing? NEVER!






*tries hard to be faithful to beloved Bells and refrains from drooling*

^^ Matt looks like a kid in that pic. A very sweet kid, that is.



I couldn't NOT drool myself over that bulge to save my life.

MOOOORE




MOOOORE






CRAAAAAAAAAAAIG

He does, doesn't he


I have a Mattbulge collection to drool over, thanks



NOOOOOOOOOO!

How about Craig and Ryan together so we'll ALL* be happy?


*well, me at least



Happy?

...and let me contribute, albeit insignificantly




This has always been one of my fave Craig pics

But I can't look into those eyes now...
They seem to be so full of reproach

There you go, my Candy Girl

Awww, I'm sure Craig has forgiven you by now. After all, he likes Matt, too.

Let's ask Craig. Craig, you've forgiven Vinny, haven't you? You like Vinny, right? *offers Craig a cookie*



See?

Aaaw...

*hugs everyone in sight*




My old av...

*sigh


*feels nostalgic*

*and a bit soppy*



*sniff

That nostalic moment make me want to cry.


This av is so cool.

Btw, how was your X-mas ? What did you get ?

*hugs back*


I hate Xmas, ugh...It always gets me down, I really dunno why...

I got losts of silly and useless stuff


I wonder what CRAIG got!


or Matt...

...if he got anything at all, that is

I wonder if he celebrates Christmas, he's a die-hard atheist *



(* like me )

Oh, you're not the only one. I know a lot of peeps like you. There's even my mom. She always feels down for X-mas But when i give her her gift she suddenly feels great.

Ahahaha! Cool. That's what X-mas gifts are all make for.


I just know he's gonna get a beautiful paiting from me (well, my mom) soon.

He got all the love you sent him

Oh, so you aren't like Craig. At all. I wonder if he went to the midnght mass ?!

Me too. It's just a stupid "special" day that makes people buy a bunch of useless stuff to eachother and spend heaps of money. Retired people even got their pensions sooner here!

THIS


Oh, he's got MUCH better things to do at midnight, I'm sure.

OH MON DIEU The second one !!! i'm even losing my english

And I DID intend to send it but I got cold feet. Poor Craiggers, what shock it would be for him to find THAT under his Xmas tree.


EDIT: actually, I wanted to send it to Ryan.

I guess Ryan would have been feeling the same as Craig in seeing that letter.
And wear big warm socks Or you'll lost toes Just kiddin'

Ha, I often think about how they'd react if they knew about the ghey*. I mean, would they be disgusted ... or would it be an eye-opener for them?



*Ryan has supposedly read through Craig/Ryan<3 thread, tho. OMG do you think he could have read our new Slash thread as well?

Really?
Oh cool!!!


I hope he's telephatic
I'm definitely not going to start sending stuff to him now, no way!



But I'm like Matt, ha.


Say no more...










Jesus f*** Christ.

Jen said Ryan and his girlfriend just laughed. I don't think that hurt him or whatever that could have done on him.
But, still. I wonder how Craig would react. I think he'd not like it. AT ALL!
And for the Slash Thread. I guess, if Ryan is still alive after reading through the Craig/Ryan<3 thread, he'll still laugh at this one. Ryan seems like such a funny person. That won't disgust him. Although some pictures/gifs could have shocked him ALOT.

omg.


I KNEW it would happen sooner or later, I just knew it!
I had such misgivings when those ghey threads were made*
I knew it would be just impossible to hide things like that from them, someone was bound to discover the stuff!


*not that this has ever stopped me from posting in them, of course


Still...


...Jesus f** Christ.



like I said.

Nonetheless, I feel slightly discouraged from writing my next (and last *sigh) chapter. Because it was going to be so filthy! I don't know if I'll even try to write it now. C'mon, Ryan could seriously freak out if he'd read what I had in mind. And as for Craig, he vould definitely hate me! I don't think he ever thought of Ryan in that way and I think he'd be repulsed by my (or any, for that matter) slash.

So this question that we've been all asking one another from time to time has been answered at last
(...sort of, as it is Ryan, not Craig, who actually saw that stuff)

Jeez, my head is positively spinning now

And what the f*** are we suppossed to do now?


Give up the ghey?







edit: I guess I need to log off now and serioulsy think about all that we've been doing here on this forum...