i was just wondering have any of you ever met the vines or hung out with them?

I crashed at Craig's a few times, yeah.

I crashed at Hamish's quite a few times.

Original.

Mad props.

Craig is my live in maid so I meet him all the time

he cleans my toilet

I thought Ryan cleaned your toilet and Craig was your love slave.

no no Ryan is the chef
Craig cleans the toilets, does the laundry, scrubs the floors and fireplace, makes my bed...etc. etc.
Hamish is my gardener
and PATRICK is my pool boy/love slave (mostly love slave cause I don't have a pool yet...but Craig's digging a big ditch for one as we speak. Hamish and him are at each others throats cause Craig dug up the marigolds Hamish planted last week on accident.)

Oh, the line-up has changed since the last time you told me.

yes well its a well known fact that Craig cannot be intimate unless Geraldo is on the TV so the whole love slave thing just didn't work out

Oh damn.

Hamish just told me "The radishes are doing well"

fine news

quite fine, yes

Lovely, give him a hug for me.

I can't at the moment
hes covered in manure

Craig's going to be upset when he sees that Hamish has tracked it in all over the newly cleaned kitchen floor. Ryan won't be too happy either...having to work in those conditions for my midnight snack.

I don't want to be awake to see this

Oh boy, this should be quite some showdown. *Gows to Lizzy's sits on the couch with popcorn and awaits the fight*

I'm warning you
it smells like manure in here

*puts on gas mask*


I'm prepaired!

alright
well, Patrick and I will be upstairs so make yourself at home

OK, I shall do just that. Don't make too much noise.

I'll try not to

OK, as long as you try.

Sounds like fun all around.
When he's done, can I borrow Craig? Geraldo's on.

I'm borrowing Hamish, Patrick, & Ryan!

can you send over hamish??? i need help in the garden.

ehem

i had an affair with craig when he was with someone.

haha. good for you.

whats he like???

oh i wishhhhhhhhhhhhhh

yes yes. i do.




(in my dreams)

So! Lizzy, how've the boys been?

This is very degrading, yet hilarious. Do continue.

I met Craig in a bar call Foufounes Electrique in Montreal.
He is just so cute and so small.I was so surprise that he didn't drink at all.
He was really nice with me and we talk about music and other stuff.
He is kind of weird too.I think this is why i love him so much.He is not impress by people.

can i join?

Of course!

I"m Lizzy's house!

*THUMP THUMP THUMP*