Simply post here and i'll tell you what sucks about you. I might even say nice things.

rate me

Who knows, you may even miraculously know who I am.

Hmmm... it depends if you are who i think you are. Assuming you're a hockey playing Scot, i'd give you a high rating, maybe an 8. Anyone that could sustain a 3 page thread about a hockey stick deserves some respect. Liking The Libertines and Hope Of The States doesn't hurt either.



If not, you get a 3. Lack of uppercase in your username shows laziness, even if it is Libs-related. Also, get an avatar.

clitmeister!

oh good egg! an eight is excellent.

Chris... the ROCK GOD?! You get at least a 7. Marks have been docked for liking Metallica a bit too much and also for not posting enough. Extra respect is given for your old nickname, "Clit-meister".

I'm enjoying my new alias.

BITCHES.

Hmmm... the "Jim" in your name makes me think you might be Jim. The use of the word "bitches" reminds me of Leslie.... do tell..

Yeah, I apologize for the lack of post, I have been quite busy, shows and recording and school, the usual. I'm in two bands now and I'm pulling alot of weight for both. I've definately grown out of the Metallica craze, but I still accredit them no matter what. I look to them for guitar inspiration on certian techniques and scales, but that's about it. But I sometimes find time to enjoy a bit of metal.

And yes, that nickname will follow me everywhere it seems.

And man, this forum went quite slow for a while, took me forEVER to load.

i rate people too. my friends boyfriends its really annoying to them.

Wrong. Better than both.

Max.

HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

umm..rate me?

As i don't know you, let's start on 5 points and work from there...


Pics in sig: -1
One of them is a Suede pic: +3
One of them is a Placebo pic: -2
Your username sounds funny: +1

Final rating: 6

Come back in a week, i'll let you know how you're doing...

does the person with the highest rating win sumthing?

Maxforth of Maxfordshire! You get at least a 7.3 for knowing shitloads about guitars, sending me Johnny Cash songs and generally being a nice guy. And you're hot for a 14 year old.

Don't know you either. From 5...

Excessive use of exclamation marks: -1
Pics in sig: -1
Sid vicious pic: +2
Decent username: +1

Errr... 6 for you as well. Chin up!

You automatically get an 8 for being Canadian. I love Canadians. What's your username from? It's on the tip of my tongue...

i am not moving the placebo pic and you will have to deal with that

Just to clarify, no one wins anything - i'm just doing this to pass the time..

Also, you have a Delgados-related avatar, which is a sign of a top person.

Brass Eye quote in sig, can spot a Delgados album cover, Shins fan... at least a 7.8 heading your way...

Pffffffffff, I'm worth a 10 and nothing less.

tut. loss of points for pushy-ness surely.

Posting in this thread automatically disqualifies you from getting a 10...

Rate me, Thomas...you know you want to...I have not only touched Carlos, but he called me darling. Surely that rates me fairly highly? Plus, you love me. You know it's true.

Oh, and I'm gonna use just my regular name from now on, since no one else is just plain tinkerbell. I'll lose my whole 16 posts though.

Anita, Anita, Anitaaaaa.... Carlos had his arm round you as the image of Keith Richards on his t-shirt kissed your breasts... you want to rape Craig... you like Neil Young... all this should add up to a 10, but...

As previously stated, 10s aren't given out to those who crave ratings. Also, you like Ryan Adams.

8.9

go for it.

Oh Thomas. I fucking LOVE Neil Young. And the Libbies. And the Shins - and I saw them live with Calexico opening for them. I was the only other person besides Chris who knew and loved the Jayhawks. I talked you into posting your first songs.

I go all the way up to 11 and you know it.

Hey Joe, where you going with that gun in your hand? I bet i'm the first person who's ever said that to you. Anyway, you have good taste in music, funny, interesting AND you mod this forum, so... 7. I don't properly know you really, but that can change

I'll bump you to a 9.2 but NO MORE! There's always room for improvement - we wouldn't want you to go getting big-headed now...

Please rate me oh great one Sir Wank.

*bows beforethee I'm not worthy*

edit - I'm a big fan of Urination Nation, not sure if that helps or hurts

This forum sucks.

What we need is something like this

Pshaw, I was merely saluting a fellow Delgados fan.

I wasn't being pushy - it's just that I am really very super.

LAR.

Right, for sarcastic sucking-up you are automatically penalised for 1 point. Also, there's the small matter of you liking The Pretenders. This is more than made up for by your fucking brilliant songs and even more fucking brilliant hair in the 80s pics.

A solid 9.

Does my adoration for the Urination Nation catalogue do me any better (or worse)?

I'm not familiar with them, but you'll have to work harder than that to beat a 9..

Do I get extra points because I'm going to be a rock god in a number of years you can count on your fingers?

Yeah, but you'll be dead from a heroin overdose in a number of years i can count on my balls.

Dead from a heroin overdose by the time I'm 16? Fuck!

your mom....now rate me

From 5...

pics in sig: -1
Le tigre: +1
Hives: +0.5
Some other band: -1
not a terrible username: +0.23
Mom insult: +2

6.73

i'm rather curious now to see what i would get. even though you don't know me. and my username kinda sorta sucks. oh well go for it.

I've just discovered that if you click a member's username and then Find Posts, it shows you all the posts they've made.

Here's what i learned (from a starting grade of 5):

you agreed with me about the pics in sigs: +1
you had a mouse behind your fridge called Maurice: +2
you were listening to my favourite Stereolab song: +2

So, 10.

Unfortunately you have named yourself after one of my most hated Vines songs, so i've gotta dock you some points...

8.2

the band is the bay city rollers. and i am washu and if you have seen tenchi muyo you can call me mom!

yeeeep...that's raaght...actually the band is boy but you're close enough. but thanks anyway *gives hug*

haha that is the first thing anyone says to me, but only on vines forums. im proud of my 7. and you seem pretty cool too. im sure we will get to know eachother sooner than later.