Heh heh, that came up on some site I was looking at and I thought it was funny so I posted it... obviously .

Haha, that happen to me once. Except it wasn't for sale. It was more like..."CRAIG TV" hehe. Wouldn't that be nice? A tv that's all about Craig.

Oh. How much? Dang. I wish I could buy Mr. Nicholls. Haha. I wonder if he'd like that, cause like, I'd take care of him, feed him food and stuff. Haha. :D

I wanna do that too! If you ever buy him, can I be his babysitter if you're busy or something?

Yeah, of course. But do you think I'd ever leave him if I bought him? Haha! I'd stay home all the time or if he went out, I'd have to take him, because he's mine! Muahahahaha.

omg, I would sell my soul for him

I give everything for him!!!

OOO a new sex toy. *whipsmack*

OMG YES!

I haven't too much money right now, can I offer you a rain check?
I came across that same ad and had a spasm at the name Nicholls, clicked the link, let the page load, and then went, "Dammit!"

what are you going to get?
new or used?

really I'm quite appalled that they are selling Nicholls to the general public
good songwriters are an endangered species

I think we should contact a wildlife preservation society or something

YEAH THAN CRAIG CAN PLAY WIT THE MONKEYS AND THE FISHSTICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I....don't think fishsticks are endangered

MAY I BUY HAMISH AND CRAIG AND PAT AND RYAN AND ANGUS YOUNG AND JIMI HENDRIX AND KURT COBAIN'S CORPSE?! PLEASE *BEGS*

yes and the total amount comes to.........
30 hugs
80 kisses
95 spanks
110 bites
345 frisks

Too bad Kurt was cremated.

Hmmmmmmmmm

shit i forgot about that!

here Evan here is your payment
30 hugs
80 kisses
95 spanks
110 bites
345 frisks

thank u. im kinda sore from all those frisks. heres ur craig, pat, ryan, hamish, angus, hendrix and kurts ashes

I'LL TAKE TEN!!!!

YAY i now own
Craig Pat Hamish Ryan Angus Jimi and Kurt..........may i buy Bon Scott's corpse

i wouldnt like to buy craig, how awkward!

i would haha it would be so stupid it'd fun....................off to the BLACK MARKET

if slavery was still legal, you'd go mental

yeah probably............wait no DEFFANATLEY...........OMG IM TURNING INTO A TEENEY SAVE ME!!!!**DIES**

I wonder what's the difference between the "used" Nicholls and "new" Nicholls??

Hmmm... maybe new Nicholls is Craig when he's been relaxing for a while or recording and used Nicholls is when he's a bit insane from touring???
I think I'll order one new Nicholls thanks *pays $10 to ebay*.

So new Nicholls is also known as the "refreshed" Nicholls... I think I'll order 2 used Nicholls. LOL.
Oh! Actually, the used ones are cheaper than a brand new one!! *Pays the same price to Ebay and got 2 Nicholls*

Oooh!!! I just got mine in the mail!!!! Although I think they made a mistake, since they gave me a 'Totally Hair Craig' instead of a 'New Nicholls'. Still, I'm happy .

Oh my God! allie, this is hilarious!! I love your "Toally Hair Craig"! Who cares whether it's New Nicholls or not... Nice purple trouser...

(Craig is gonna go crazy if he sees this thread)

Judging by the way you guys are planning to "use" your Craigs, I'd say the used Nicholls is no longer a virgin.

Ack! That was hurtful! But hey, it's my opinion!!

well since no one decided to revive me i will revive myself..........Evan i'm hurt that you didnt revive me! *crosses arms and turns back to Evan*

Ha ha ha ha I think I just peed in my pants ha ha ha

Brianna that truly is nothing to be proud of

Shut up.

My mom just got me these:

I WANT ONE!! Can you style his hair too? Make it all messy...or comb it like his mom would if he has to do something formal
Is the hair stiff like it was on the "crimp and curl" cabbage patch doll? I hope not cause the it would be weird...

And nice panties breaking!

They're the SEX.

[quote=allie9609,Mar 7 2005, 02:37 AM]
Oooh!!! I just got mine in the mail!!!! Although I think they made a mistake, since they gave me a 'Totally Hair Craig' instead of a 'New Nicholls'. Still, I'm happy .


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Thats awsome! I think i am going to order my self one

that comes to a total of
poking urself in the eye 3,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times.

Allie, that´s awsome!



....nice shoes he´s got.

HAHA read the box, it comes with a hair pick!! You see it behind those sexy shoes

I gotta get me one of those!

I think I want a used Nicholls

sorry I just can't sleep and need to pass time....

A used Craig. That reminds me of someone selling a car, like " Here you go, certified pre-fucked." I'm just joking, I'm just joking.

^

That. Nearly made me fall off my chair. I wonder if you get a test drive before you buy him. That would be pretty awesome.

It's just a google generated ad...

That last statement made me feel like I have no soul