Full Version: Do you masterbate??
just want to see how many people actually does it!!
99% of men masturbate, 1% lies.
i'm part of the 99%
i'm part of the 99%
thats true.......very true .........
It's part of my bi-daily routine.
Who doesn't do it?
Whoever says they haven't done it is a liar.
Who doesn't do it?
Whoever says they haven't done it is a liar.
I masterbate furiously, until I ejaculate mucus.
thats lovely....
yet very nasty....
yet very nasty....
QUOTE(Jim The Bum @ Nov 23 2004, 03:03 PM)
I masterbate furiously, until I ejaculate mucus.
Anyone who says they do not, is a liar.
what is the age of the people here?
...... hmmm i wonder...........
QUOTE(eat grapes @ Nov 23 2004, 03:58 PM)
what is the age of the people here?
YAYNESS youre on lol.. ill stalk you on msn now again,....
never trust someone who says they dont masturbate...
Hi. My name is Katie and I masturbate occasionly. There. I said it. Where are my free, yet mediocre, sugar cookies??
Im doing it righ now!!!!!!!! No, Im joking. Damn it.
sugar cookies??!! you don't want sugar cookies you want maple syrup!
QUOTE(Jim The Bum @ Nov 23 2004, 01:03 PM)
I masterbate furiously, until I ejaculate mucus.
um yea thats gross .......
QUOTE(La Merde @ Nov 23 2004, 09:49 PM)
Hi. My name is Katie and I masturbate occasionly. There. I said it. Where are my free, yet mediocre, sugar cookies??
YAYFULLNESS!!!! kool me too Hi.My Name is Ivy I Only Masterbated once [the first time i saw a pic of craig] hes shoo hot!!!!!
I feel like Dr. Ruth, but I feel weird if I don't every couple of months.
of course I do
im a huge wanker. i wank everday. few times a day to be honest.
wanking > non wanking
wanking > non wanking
What kind of quesiton is that? of course people do. people say all guys do but i think that goes for girls as well.
just curious, how old are you?
just curious, how old are you?
its hot when a chick uses a dildo....
i could watch all day.
i could watch all day.
QUOTE(rejected_rocker @ Nov 25 2004, 06:08 AM)
YAYFULLNESS!!!! kool me too Hi.My Name is Ivy I Only Masterbated once [the first time i saw a pic of craig] hes shoo hot!!!!!
My mind's screaming "YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT!" and "TEENYBOPPER!" at the same time. Damn those raging hormones.
QUOTE(Psychedelic Soul @ Dec 13 2004, 07:26 AM)
im a huge wanker.
!!!
QUOTE(Psychedelic Soul @ Dec 13 2004, 09:19 AM)
its hot when a chick uses a dildo....
i could watch all day.
i could watch all day.
I know a free porn site that has alot of that lol
but I watch the other stuff
Erm...why do you want to know, Rejected_Rocker?
QUOTE(Hazel_Fire @ Dec 13 2004, 07:44 PM)
Erm...why do you want to know, Rejected_Rocker?
QUOTE(comradestripe @ Dec 13 2004, 11:28 AM)
!!!
ahahah lol.... its true.
QUOTE(Aesthetic_Dame @ Dec 13 2004, 12:27 PM)
I know a free porn site that has alot of that lol
but I watch the other stuff
but I watch the other stuff
do tell...
and what other stuff? girls fuckin dogs and horses?
QUOTE(Jim The Bum @ Nov 23 2004, 02:03 PM)
I masterbate furiously, until I ejaculate mucus.
Nice visual.
Anyways YES most girls do it to...they just don't admit it!
...and I'm one of them! *proud*
I kind of talked to my best friend about it this weekend and she said she never 'really' did so, haha. I believe her I just think... well one day she 'll discover the pleasure
Most of my female friends say they don't, and we're typically honest about these things, so.
QUOTE(comradestripe @ Dec 13 2004, 03:28 PM)
!!!
haha thanks alot i just choked on my juice...wait that sounded wrong...coke!
Pahahaha.
One of my seminars today was full of words such as fuck, wank, cock and vagina - as in, the tutor kept saying them. Legitimately. Honestly.
One of my seminars today was full of words such as fuck, wank, cock and vagina - as in, the tutor kept saying them. Legitimately. Honestly.
QUOTE(comradestripe @ Dec 14 2004, 10:22 PM)
Pahahaha.
One of my seminars today was full of words such as fuck, wank, cock and vagina - as in, the tutor kept saying them. Legitimately. Honestly.
One of my seminars today was full of words such as fuck, wank, cock and vagina - as in, the tutor kept saying them. Legitimately. Honestly.
why was your tutor saying that ...or do i even wanna know?
The module is Varation And Change in the English Language, so it's basically looking at the origination and development of words and language, and today's seminar was on Taboo Words.
It was great - he was really red-faced all the way through, and kept saying the wrong thing:
"There are records of Gropecuntelane...I'd like to know where that was..."
It was great - he was really red-faced all the way through, and kept saying the wrong thing:
"There are records of Gropecuntelane...I'd like to know where that was..."
QUOTE(Psychedelic Soul @ Dec 14 2004, 02:05 AM)
ahahah lol.... its true.
do tell...
and what other stuff? girls fuckin dogs and horses?
do tell...
and what other stuff? girls fuckin dogs and horses?
haha no
like teens, interracial, hardcore....lots of stuff
I'll PM it to you
don't wanna in trouble with the youngins
i wanna read/see it!!
ladies and gentleman.. i am gonna "masterbate" right now.
as you read this i have already cum (cos the masterbation took place at 1:18am)
i will use an ultra soft kleeenex for multi purpose skin to clean up the mess.
as you read this i have already cum (cos the masterbation took place at 1:18am)
i will use an ultra soft kleeenex for multi purpose skin to clean up the mess.
QUOTE(Psychedelic Soul @ Dec 15 2004, 02:20 AM)
ladies and gentleman.. i am gonna "masterbate" right now.
as you read this i have already cum (cos the masterbation took place at 1:18am)
i will use an ultra soft kleeenex for multi purpose skin to clean up the mess.
as you read this i have already cum (cos the masterbation took place at 1:18am)
i will use an ultra soft kleeenex for multi purpose skin to clean up the mess.
thank you for those details
uurrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thats gross.
QUOTE(Psychedelic Soul @ Dec 15 2004, 07:20 AM)
ladies and gentleman.. i am gonna "masterbate" right now.
as you read this i have already cum (cos the masterbation took place at 1:18am)
i will use an ultra soft kleeenex for multi purpose skin to clean up the mess.
as you read this i have already cum (cos the masterbation took place at 1:18am)
i will use an ultra soft kleeenex for multi purpose skin to clean up the mess.
Wow, what a lover.
QUOTE(Psychedelic Soul @ Dec 15 2004, 06:20 AM)
ladies and gentleman.. i am gonna "masterbate" right now.
as you read this i have already cum (cos the masterbation took place at 1:18am)
i will use an ultra soft kleeenex for multi purpose skin to clean up the mess.
as you read this i have already cum (cos the masterbation took place at 1:18am)
i will use an ultra soft kleeenex for multi purpose skin to clean up the mess.
I think it would be better for you to clean up the mess inside your head. >_<
QUOTE(Craighead @ Dec 15 2004, 12:27 PM)
I think it would be better for you to clean up the mess inside your head. >_<
hahahaha!
and thanks seb, good of you to put that image in our heads, seeing as im only awake like half an hour
hahahhhaaha I HARDLY REMEMBER writing that... i was well fucked from the music gig last nite.....
QUOTE(Psychedelic Soul @ Dec 15 2004, 04:25 PM)
hahahhhaaha I HARDLY REMEMBER writing that... i was well fucked from the music gig last nite.....
No. You might be fucked, but I highly doubt the Music gig was the reason for that.
QUOTE(Craighead @ Dec 15 2004, 04:28 PM)
No. You might be fucked, but I highly doubt the Music gig was the reason for that.
good one
i am fucked.
good call.
good call.
I'm still impressed at you lasting a whole 2 minutes. I thought it'd be about thirty seconds.
QUOTE(comradestripe @ Dec 15 2004, 02:25 PM)
I'm still impressed at you lasting a whole 2 minutes. I thought it'd be about thirty seconds.
...zing!
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