so here you are you silly person with your silly significant other. and its the v-day.

now what will you do?

any gift exchanging?

activities?

hmmmmeremermerme. i believe that i shall by my ryan chocolate and write him a nice little thing with illustrations. yesh

Ah...elfie. You must probably be aware of my guy problem. *breaks down*

I want a surprise.

But since V-day has always disappointed me, I'm really not expecting anything.

who knows... maybe this year youll get something from a secret admirer.... oooooooooooo!

Ah....who knows. I like so many guys, and with my luck, some geek'll give me something. Bah!

Yes, a bouquet of flowers made of paper.

Actually, that might be pretty cool.

Thanks for keeping my hopes up, Mo.

Oh, I'll see if I can do something special for ya. ok?

i would LOVE it if someone MADE me paper flowers... that would be awesone. and then wrote little things on the petals. that woudl rock

Like......? *gets hopes up*

uh-uh-uuuuuhhhhh

That would ruin the element of surprise.

Don't want that, now do we?

Ah...OK. I still hope my "boyfriend" surprises me too.

Or any decent-looking guy for that matter.

Well, he better act fast if he wants to do something meaningful.

Ah...there's 10 days left!!!

Oh, crap, 10 days?!?!?!?

I gotta get to work!

What? Gosh!! Everyone does stuff in advance!!!!

Is it gonna be special?

For my girl, yes. Very. I hope she'll like it.

Sweet. She's a lucky girl. *sigh*

Wait, which one of the two?

the one here, not the tuesday-thursday one.

That's WAY too soon to act, don't ya think?

art-chick? Okee..just don't forget about Doria.

Yeah, I got you and Rhiannon to worry about, too.

Wow, 3, no 4 girls in one day!

*pressure builds*

Well, that's what you get for being a ladies' man!!!

Well, for being a man in general.

I still haven't done my duty in the bathroom. Gotta go.

Go!

Let it flow!

Anyone got any ideas?

What do girls want on Valentines?

DIAMONDS AND PEARLS

......that's not expensive?

ermmm

charcoal and oysters!!!

I get a few gifts from my dad and close friends and I'll give some gifts to my friends....like cards and heart candies

I dont have a boyfriend or anything so I don't do anything big

anyways I can't spend much for Valentines Day cause my friend's son's birthday is the next day and my brothers birthday is the day after that....so I gotta get them gifts

very noble dame

Hurrah! I don't have to pretend to care about it this year. Ace.

Asparagus' plans for his girlfriend last Valentine's Day: "I'll take her out for expensive Thai food, give her a good sex, and that's it". We're going to make it into a song. Not the actual process, obviously.

Thanks for telling everyone that


Haha. we really need to work on the song though.

This year I'm just going to give her herpes.

Will you send some to me?

I wrote some words for I Wasn't Close Enough To Scan For A Dying Messiah the other day; shall I send them?

Yes!

Oh fuck, I came here at 11.30 and am meant to be in the library reading and researching. cuntycockybumarse

I couldnt care less about Valentine's day. I keep forgetting it exists but all the adds and commercials remind me, thanks to that.

When is it again, which date? I forgot about the whole thong, too.

I'll see if I can get the CD to you in time for it

Er...not because I'm trying to WOO you, obv.

I still can pretend to other people.
In my school when they 're showing off with the roses they got I'll help up the CD high.

Hurrah!

Er...do you want me to draw a heart on the cover?

Then some of those dumbfucks from my school might even get it.
But I need to be fair, in my class there aren't many of them. They 'll just think I'm more stupid than before.

Er...no heart, then?

I'll appreciate ANYTHING by you.

You don't want to encourage me.

I do. I'll only learn from bad experienxes.

Fair enough.

~schemes~

i know you wont tell sister bill wat youre doing for her but will you tell me wat mine is?

I've already photocopied my breasts for you, Young And Hopeless.

can i get a copy????? pretty please......

awwwh how sweet

You can have my buttocks.

but im a breast lady.......